What's the best trap I should invest in to take care of speedy mother fuckers like this?

Are they dangerous?

Also I have other bugs. Does it make sense to buy anything other than MaxCatch since it seems like a good deal?

Also I have a spider web outside my window. What should I do about that?

>>2927317 (OP)
In order of being asked:
Don't be a little bitch
Only if you are a little bitch
Don't be a little bitch
Clean it you little bitch

>>2927341
Is this a haiku?