So me snd my coworker are super bored at work snd we got these half dead batteries and we need suggestions on some cool possibly dangerous tricks to do withe these bad boys

>>2928165 (OP)
Put them in a sock and beat yourself in the head.

I suggest one of you inserts them into the others anus one by one.

>>2928188
Which end goes in first? I think I can get at least 12V worth of D-cells in there.

>>2928188
That would be too sexual he is straight unfortunately i do not think he would be up for such an action

>>2928180
Maybe i will beat him to death for fun

Make a potato cannon sized for D cells.

>>2928165 (OP)
Are you near the ocean?

>>2928210
of course you're gay

>>2928165 (OP)
you can take the graphite rods out and build an arc smelter
you definitely got those out of a maglite btw. nothing else on this planet takes 4 D batteries

>>2928240
Ask your mom if she has anything that takes D batteries...

>>2928240
Electric rat traps use them

>>2928215
This sounds fun

Probably felonious as well, but what kinf of good fun is legal anyway?

>>2928240
I have one that takes six

>>2928215
Or make a regular sized on, and put an old rag down the barrel as wadding. Also works for rocks.

>>2928165 (OP)
chemistry with the contents

>>2929338
I'll do chemistry with your contents, you son of a bitch. Don't make me come down there.

>>2928211
What dainty little hands you have.