I'm building this little hallway table and then a big dining table

>>2933498 (OP)
Include some salmon

HELLYEA YOU BEWD DAT TABLE BOB

>>2933498 (OP)
It's become a contemporary meme in every tryhard home decor, therefore I hate it.

>>2933506
Meme how?

>>2933498 (OP)
I dislike it. It feels tacky and cheap (it probably isn't, i'd imagine the epoxy / timber is costly). I don't think i've ever seen it look good

>>2933521
Its very costly, particularly with the deep pour epoxy and the large slabs. How have you never seen a good looking epoxy table? A cursory youtube search will yeild many good results

>>2933506
this...cringe and basedtube pilled

>>2933531
Poast dining table

Big Resin Pushes this so hard to move NOS

>>2933498 (OP)
NO, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. It's merely a way for low skill cabinet makers to slap some expensive material together quickly and add a ludicrous markup to sell to faceless conglomerates for their stale board rooms, paired with a similar cobble of overpriced furniture for people who are screaming inside to not be there a minute longer because they've got better places to be.
It's certified globohomo plastic enshitification and extremely jewish. A distraction from learning to make something actually worthwhile that captures the human spirit of creativity that can be shared and inspire generations to come. I guarantee most of these will become sticky, split messes that begrudgingly get passed through business clearances enough times that they'll end up getting used as a bonfire because their rediculous weight and outdated look won't be worth the effort to bother with.

Now we post tables worth making

>>2933555

>>2933527
I'm sure it is super expensive but the problem is it still looks like a cheap polymer. If they made the insert with glass that would be a million times better and a piece of art.

>>2933508
They were hyped on socials
The people started to ‘artisan make’ them in shit quality to sell for 10k+
Then rich people with poor taste put them everywhere

This shit only exists because of youtube clickbait.

My favourite is to watch self-proclaimed expert youtubers fuck up due to incompetence and use this as an excuse for charging so much for a fugly table.

>>2933564
It looks just like glass once its finished, youd never know the difference

>>2933704
until it melts and warps in the sun

>>2933704
People say the same shit about pergo and laminates and facades. Maybe you're just retarded but I can always tell. Its something you can feel in your soul.

>>2933736
>Its something you can feel in your soul.
I mean shit bro, youre the one who sounds retarded lol

>>2933771
He's right.