Thread 18454984

Thongs have been the most successful /fa/ innovation in the past 50 years.

>>18454984 (OP)
I mean yeah. Ain't nothing sexy about granny panties. Thongs are the fucking move. Nothing sexier than a modest conservatively dressed girl who has a thong on underneath when you both take your clothes off.

>>18454984 (OP)
I’ve got a webm of that.

>>18454984 (OP)
>>18455166
Booty cheeks

>>18454984 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vfy9MvMnyCg?si=n84BvQDETUSg0hVc
Make it clap

>>18455166
HOLY FUCKING THAT ASSSS THAT JIGGLE!
See, I will never get guys who prefer skinny bitches. I like child bearing hips and big fat asses. A huge sign of femininity, fertility! Tits I'm somewhat less worried about but a nice fat ass is all I need.

>>18454984 (OP)
Thongs are anti fashion simply because next to thongs is only being completely butt naked. You just can't reduce coverage any further. It's the least expressive garment someone could wear and actually just an excuse to be vulgar and sexually provoking in public. It's not a fashion. It's psychotic fit.

>>18455166
does the guy next to her get any or is he just a cuck?

also nice webm

>>18454984 (OP)
>>18455166
How do I find a woman like this who would be open to indulge my fart fetish?

>>18455182
Females naturally have big butts, men don’t. Without any exercise the weight will go naturally to the female ass but on the male it will go to the belly. This doesn’t happen for every female tho.

>>18455198
https://youtu.be/IYH7_GzP4Tg?si=KPPZZKEAlwFebOxK
#oldmoney & Starwalker

>>18455183
True! Don't even get me started on thong bikinis. Regular thongs are private, as usually no one else sees your underwear except for in a locker room. But thong bikinis are literally just out and about, in front of children and everything. Might as well just go to a nudist beach at that point, lol.

>>18455216
>Females naturally have big butts
And thank God for that, lol.
>Without any exercise the weight will go naturally to the female ass
As nature intended, thankfully.
>This doesn’t happen for every female tho.
Unfortunately.

>>18454984 (OP)
>>18455166
brrrrr...bBBRRRRRRRRR BBBRRRRAAAAAPPPPP

>>18455216
>Females naturally have big butts, men don’t
It's genetics. There are plenty of women with flat asses and fat stomachs, and vice versa. But when a woman has all her fat in her thighs and ass, it just means she won the genetic lottery. She becomes an instagram or onlyfans whore because she gets a lot of attention from men, even though she didn't have to do anything to get a big butt; she just got lucky. The same goes for men. I'm the prime example. All my life, I've had a fat ass. Even when I was pretty slim (180 cm, 68 kg), I still had a fat, round ass. All of the last fat deposits in my body are there. It's quite literally impossible for me to have a flat ass. I started lifting to make my upper body wide enough so that it wouldn't accentuate the attention on my round ass. The problem is that squats make my ass even bigger, with all the fat and muscle. Some fags would probably be happy to have that. I'm not

>>18454984 (OP)
I kinda fetishize thongs, like when I watch sex tapes and see the girls have them on it’s really hot, I’m never getting laid btw

>>18455239
same

>>18455164
/thread. Thong with no bra is the supreme choice of underwear for women.

>>18455182
Based and renaissance pilled.

>>18455414
Ah yeah. Love how you mentioned no bra. Seriously. Fuck bras. Not even women like to wear them. Needlessly adding another layer under a shirt. I don't understand how back in the 60s/70s there was a whole burn the bra movement, but then women went back to wearing them? Wtf was up with that? Thankfully these days after COVID more and more women are rejecting bras as they're uncomfortable. What a fucking relief! I couldn't be happier!

>>18455417
Bras absolutely should not exist, yes, i've been saying this for years, doesn't matter how huge and saggy the tits are, it makes no sense to wear them, and they're also unhealthy for the breast muscle.

>>18454984 (OP)
>>18455166
https://www.voyeurex.com/218-epic-short-skirt-voyeur-video/

>>18455428
Yes yes yes! 100%! Bras are literally THE most useless invention ever. I can't think of a more pointless invention. If there was an actual good reason for bras existing, fat guys with enormous man boobs would wear bras as well. But they don't. No fat man does. Why? They're useless and uncomfortable.
I fucking hate whoever invented the bra. Based on a quick Google search it was a woman named Caresse Crosby who invented it in 1917? Kind of ironic too, as women literally hate bras even more than men do, so it's surprising a woman invented it.
I hope that in the future bras are eventually phased out entirely. Just like how medieval armor was completely phased out except for cosplays.

>>18455414
>>18455417
Virgins who had never had sex with big breasted women
If a woman doesn't wear a bra, her tits will be hanging down by the age of 25, enjoy

>>18455445
Wasn't bras preventing sagging proven to be a myth or something? A quick Google search seems to say so. It looks like bras are more for making breasts look perkier in clothing and to prevent painful bouncing more than actually preventing sagging.

>>18455458
>A quick Google search seems to say so
Lesbians and feminists will go to great lengths to explain to you that bras don't prevent sagging just because they want to wear less and be degenerates
Use your brain and look at women with fake breasts; they start to sag after ten years under their own weight. The same thing happens to young girls with big breasts who don't wear bras
If your skin is under constant tension, it will loosen. I feel retarded explaining this

>>18455182
the chick in that webm is pretty skinny dude

>>18455497
Not sure how literal you took it and/or how much I need to clarify, but: I know she's skinny. It's her ass that's fat in proportion to the rest of her body. And even if you say her ass is not that big even in proportion to her body, it's about the roundness, that firmness.
Perhaps that thong is making her ass look bigger than it is, but regardless it's a nice, round, perfect shape.

>>18455463
thank you so much for explaining all this! i swear, these motherfuckers don't know shit about anything. the fact that you even had to explain this in the first place is just sad. fucking retard virgins mofos

>>18455507
Are you retarded? Delete your post

>>18455515
wow someone's salty

>>18455518
I'm the original poster you were talking to. Either you're trolling because you disagree, or you're genuinely retarded if you decided to praise my post like that. Either way, I don't like it, which is why I told you to delete your post

>>18455239
There are also a subset of females that purposefully choose to remain skinny. Their task is quite easy. Start eating until they can figure out where the fat is going to, and only stop when it’s either going to the wrong area too much or when the right area is getting too big. Being skinny is almost always the wrong decision.

>>18455535
right bmi looks so much better especially in the face

>>18455535
>>18455538
I'd do both
At the same time even

>>18454984 (OP)
Agree. Thongs and g-strings and whatever else these things are called are the hottest thing ever.

Thong > naked, I always tell girls to leave it on and just pull to the side. Super hot, the color contrast adds some nice pop too

>>18455535
I don't know who either of those women are, but the difference between the "fat" one and the skinny one, it's like night and day, I like the fat one better. Like holy fucking shit those hips. Literal definition of child bearing hips. And either that fat one is really tall, or the skinny one is really short, cuz damn, that's a huge size difference.
And I say "fat" in quotes because she's only fat in comparison to the skinny one. She's not fat in the slightest, but she looks huge next to the skinny one, lol. Not in a bad way though. I don't like super skinny bitches.

>>18455433
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>>18454984 (OP)
thanks, just jerked off to this

>>18455414
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>>18455531
Not sure how to feel about this whole "argument" if you can even call it that. Completely pointless and went nowhere. And all because of bras. Y'all are equally dumb.

>>18455663
Wow. You are disgusting. Asians are the best. Better Asians than stupid morbidly obese White Americans. Or stupidly morbidly obese Black Americans.

>>18455669
Not so sure about that.

>>18455669
Ni hao!

>>18455730
Not sure about that

>>18455463
Wrong, it atrofies the muscles that naturally support breasts and make them saggier, there's scientific evidence for this, for what you claim there is none, you're also a faggot for defending bras and not wanting pokies showing on every woman.

>>18456253
YES! This guy gets it!
Look, I don't even give a shit about cleavage. Pokies is where it's at. Cleavage is nice and all, but compared to pokies it's literally nothing.

>>18455433
>>18455166
>>18454984 (OP) (OP)
fuck I had to cum to this

>>18455646
>>18456358
Really? Both of you came on this same thread to say that exact same thing? Unless you're both the same guy anyway.

>>18455538
While I disagree on the body, I do agree on the face. I like the curvier body way better, but she's just way too baby faced. Like I swear, it looks like a 5 year old girl's face attached to the body of a grown woman. The skinnier woman's face at least looks like a proper grown woman's face.

>>18456367
>came
you got that shit right

For me, it's northern east Africans

>>18456375
wow. in the process of trying to call you guys out he quite literally used the worst choice of words possible, lol

>>18456391
Based

>>18454984 (OP)
>>18455166
con ass is nice
but you have to be careful of festival ass
one thing they don't tell you about music festivals is they're all shitting in the dark in port-a-potties for a week and eating the most atrocious preservative laden food

>>18456502
Horizontal flip.

>>18456548
Not a problem

>>18455182
>>18455216

>>18457043
He looked like a bug when she was young. Now she's bogged and doesn't really look like her old self at all.

>>18454984 (OP)
For a girl who doesn't wipe or clean her ass properly then thongs are the devil. She already got stank ass, and now you got her wearing panties that literally go tightly directly up her butthole? Miss me with that shit!
For girls with clean asses, sure, they great. However, there are several girls out there who don't even wipe properly. Ask me how I fuckin' know. Now I don't eat ass till that bitch take a shower first, with me inside the shower to make sure she clean her ass right.

>>18457198
You shouldn't eat ass at all, it's crazy how popular that has become.

>>18457241
While logically I know you probably correct, at the heat of the moment in sex I literally just don't give a shit. I just wanna tear that ass apart. Adrenaline and dopamine coarsing through my whole body. All rationale go completely out the window.

>>18457088
Always the same case with white women. I wish i dated my GF earlier too. A shadow of her former self.

>>18454984 (OP)
>7 years ago
>be me in college, freshman year
>meet my now wife
>homeschooled shy virgin, never even had a kiss (actually)
>becomes my girlfriend
>later we're making out for the first time
>reach into her jeans to grab her ass, expecting boring granny panties, since that's what would make total sense for her
>she's wearing a sexy victoria's secret thong
>go crazy with hornyness at how a simple piece of fabric can be so erotic and unexpected
>ask if she got this to "surprise me"
>she says that's just what she's always worn
thongs drive me crazy, and even the non-sluts are wearing them these days

>>18455433
That link is just scriptbait

>>18457344
You might be fucking gay, my anon

>>18457456
It's filled with aids if you don't have a good adblocker but that shit still makes me coom

>>18456548
Not an issue at all

>>18457246
I understand.

>>18455433
cum cum cum cum cum

>>18455196
Even if he does get any, he's still a cuck for letting her go out like that.

>>18458880
It’s clearly just intentionally made softcore porn, you idiot.

>>18458897
You'd let your girl intentionally make softcore porn?

>>18455166
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>>18455166
>Sorry Mario, I want a real man that understands me

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>>18455535
chubby girl thighs only look good until those women get to 25 and suddenly its a plane crash, whilst skinny girls look good until they die

the problem with thongs is that too many women in the Western world have the most cursed body type known to man
>fat, no tits, no hips
do you want to see thongs over fupas, no, I would rather women were wearing Victorian clothing and thin.

>>18461077
I think you mean just American women. But either way, yeah! And then American women wonder why we make fun of them so much.

>>18461111
>he doesn't know
unless you're in Switzerland, France or a Baltic country at least 35% of European women are obese

>>18461075
skinny to thicc during pregnancy is optimal

>>18455166
Who's the djinn next to her?

>>18455166
legendary