Thread 18470887

>sneakers
Never worn them. Seem like a shoe for little kids or black people
>”dress” sneakers
Lol
>dress shoes
Fine but you cant wear them everywhere all the time
>leather boots
$900 and take a year to break in before they stop looking ridiculous
>loafers
Frat shoe
>combat/hiking boots
What I have worn since highschool. Is this really the only option?
>chelsea boots
Lol
>chukka
Midlife crisis sneaker

Fuck mens footwear

You're not the first person to have an existential crisis about what to wear. You already know the answer, you just have to find the courage to accept it.

Literally all of the options are fine, but you are too autistic to ever appear human no matter what you wear.

>>18470889
Whats the answer

>>18470887 (OP)
did you just arrive on this planet?

>>18470895
sandals

>>18470887 (OP)
Espadrilles

its time to embrace your destiny and get your security clearance anon

>>18470901
just an autistic incel

>>18470927
Based

>>18470887 (OP)
barefoot the way god intended.

Hob nailed boots as the Imperator commanded

>>18470961
Glowiecore is great actually.

crocs

>>18470895
The answer is you need to find out who you are first.

I hear barefoot is the new trend

Do what I do and just wear Birkenstocks literally everywhere.

>>18470887 (OP)
Funny but the real midlife crisis is caring what people see on your feet

>>18470989
I don't remember God giving out pony buttstamps on your hobbit feet when's this up door going to roll out?

>>18470887 (OP)
>never wore sneakers
So do you ever jog? I have trouble believing this.

>>18470961
That Keen sandal thing perfectly illustrates why i can't stand their hiking boots/shoes. Heel crater to midfoot speed bump dive to forefoot valley in to ski jump toe. I don't understand how anyone thinks that's comfortable.

>>18471323
The foot shaped last and extra wide toe boxes are a good idea. As is zero drop. Unfortunately all these meme brands also go in for the paper thin soles. I'd like to buy an ordinary shoe shaped like an Altra but those aren't made by anyone. It either has to be for-purpose athletic shoe or barefoot meme.

>>18472214
Realfoot is barefoot meme shoes. The description for that boot even recommends buying an extra 6mm insole for extreme cold weather because there is barely any sole on the boot.

>>18470887 (OP)
i've used this board for years and years and years yet still find myself surprised by the sheer volume of people that find their way here that not only know absolutely nothing about fashion but often seem outright hostile towards it.
just wear those barefoot glove-shoes you autistic retard, it's what you were born for.

>>18472214
HONK HONK

>>18470887 (OP)
i wear chelsea boots and i make them badass you poofter fagglet

>>18470887 (OP)
>>combat/hiking boots
Pretty much this, I wear mid hiking boots (tho in one color) in office with suit.

>>18472214
>>18472247
Kek

>>18470887 (OP)
stop being a faggot and get cowboy boots and ropers holy fuck

What's wrong with good boots? Properly sized boots will break-in within a month

>>combat/hiking boots
>What I have worn since highschool.
either bait or terminally unfashionable

Yo, what we think? They would be for home and the gym

>>18472627
Good slippers, where 2 cop?

>>18470887 (OP)
feet

>>18472637
You get the fuck back!
>>18470887 (OP)
OP, RUN! I'LL HOLD HIM OFF!

>>18470887 (OP)
>Fine but you cant wear them everywhere all the time
You are not supposed to only have one pair of shoes you mongoloid lmao

Autistics like to wear ugly hiking boots, fits you perfectly

>>18472627
>>18472633
Answer me, lest I put a hex on thee