Thread 18474181

How the fuck can I be /fa/ with no fucking hair? Please halp.

>>18474181 (OP)
Step one: don't wear stupid hats just to hide your lack of hair.
Also, RIP if you have a terrible skull shape.

>>18474181 (OP)
Not specifically fashion advice, but working out and getting lean will make your face look more /fa/ more masculine and dangerous, because you do have good bone structure, don't listen to the other anon about your head shape, its absolutely fine. Then after that just look at other bald celebs, Stanley Tucci, Bruce Willis, Jason statham, etc and see what you like. In short, a lean face, attractive body, and confidence will make most things look effay, from just a t shirt and good sweatpants to a double breasted suit. Best of luck!

>>18474356
The other anon here, is that OP's picture in the OP? If so, he has a decent facial structure. I wasn't referring to the OP, just speaking generally. My coworker has alopecia; he's tall and buff and looks good.

>>18474360
I don't know if it really is OP, I misread your comment. I agree that a buff guy looks good almost no matter what.

>>18474181 (OP)
Become hat

>>18474181 (OP)
dont razor shave it, thats the worst cope. buzz it 3 on top 1 on sides. then you can do whatever

>>18474507
i think that's alopecia areata I.E. he has no hair at all.

>>18474181 (OP)
1 get jacked
2 get taned (maybe fake tan)
3 go full Y2K, futuristic sunglasses, durag maybe

This is my only solution for you.

>>18474181 (OP)
To you have no hair at all on your dick and balls?
Must be nice and smooth, maybe advertise on that. Tell women
>i have no hair at all on my body, no hair AT ALL. ON MY ENTIRE BODY, wink wink (say wink wink out loud)

>>18474181 (OP)
this guy has been spamming pictures of bald, short or weird looking guys stolen from reddit every day for multiple years now.
are we being raided?
are these paid shills? would any normal person do this for free for multiple years?

>>18474540
this is what i mean, get these sunglasses

>>18474557
with this fit

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>>18474557
>>18474559
bot posts.

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>>18474554
considering half the catalogue is gay black guys i would say yeah, we're being raided

>>18474181 (OP)
You have /fa/ bone structure.
>>18474578
Take your meds schizo manlet ghoul.

>>18474720
Hey look The Schizo Schizo is here!
Tell us a spooky bedtime story about "The Schizo" like we're around the campfire and its Goosebumps!

>>18474200
>just burn the top of your head bro

>>18474181 (OP)
go full blackhaine
>picrel

>>18474181 (OP)
You need some character so you don't look so bland.

>>18476541
>>18474540
OP here. I unironically have considered going full LARP with Hitman or Cyberpunk. It's quite an aesthetic having zero eyebrows or eyelashes.

>>18474544
Not got that far yet but it's likely. I already have no nose hairs which is weird.

>>18476576
>have no nose hairs
silver lining

>>18475119
>>18475121
do alopecia guys lose their eyelashes too? that's fucked up

>>18476733
not op but during chemo i lost my nose hairs and the fucking constant runny nose was not a silver lining

>>18476740
It's every hair follicle is you get alopecia universalis.

>>18476741
Was your butt cancer cured?

>>18476759
i had bone cancer but I'm NED for about 6 months now

>>18476760
Good for you man. Congratulations.

>>18476760
awesome anon, satan gave you a second chance, don't disappoint him again

>>18474181 (OP)
Wear a dock hat. I actually wanted to go bald just so i could wear one.

>>18476930
I really like how this things look but it only works if bald.

>>18476740
like the other guy said, they have alopecia universalis which causes you to lose every single hair follicle on your body lol. its an autoimmune condition.

dress like a monk or a star trek alien

>>18476576
I vaguely remember a greentext about an Anon who had alopecia universalis and it was controlling his life but then he met a girl who was REALLY into it. She called him "her alien" and the positive attention caused him to break away from the mindset that the super-baldness was ruining his life. OP, you have a unique condition but the deleterious effects are created or exacerbated by your perspective. There are 3 avenues to address this.
1:Try and hide it (not recommended).
2: Ignore it and wear what you like.
3: Lean into the baldness and dress like an alien or that really hungry French guy.
For maximum fun, alternate between the 3.

>>18474181 (OP)
get like ten wigs and wear them to mix and match your outfits. have a huge collection of them. maybe carry one with you and put it on while you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and change your look in the middle of the day. also, you should really think about tattoo eyebrows, or I don't know, maybe eyebrow wigs if those exist

>>18476930
>>18476932
I seriously hope you guys arent doing this

>>18474181 (OP)
hey at least you never have to shave

>>18474181 (OP)
You absolutely can make that way more /fa/ than a norwood 3+ head for example, so it's not bad at all

>>18477545
Why? It looks cool.

>>18476932
>>18479030
you look like an imam

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>>18474720
kill yourself glowie

>>18474181 (OP)
get some tats and liftmaxx

>>18475383
This
>>18476541
>>18476576
Don't overdo this
Get /fit/ or at least somewhat athletic. Pick up swimming or something. Alopecia is the dream of swimmers bcause muh hydro dynamics. Also nice if you are a diver because getting in and out of wetsuits rips your hair off either way
>t. Clearance diver

did you know that indians get paid to shill finasteride on /fa/?

>>18475119
>>18475121
>Just become a general or a titan of industry bro!

>>18474181 (OP)
get jacked and go full sci-fi villain. I'm afraid anything else will just leave you looking like a cancer patient.

>>18480987
Tattoos aren't cool anymore.

>>18474181 (OP)
>get jacked, wear a casual suit(depend on the weather what you will wear under the jacket), a ring or two, sun glasses and a watch (not the smart ones), clean shave, maybe some tattoos
you can pull off the every bald bad guy from a movie type or an asshole who work in finance/tech
>>18474200
hats are good for everyone even if you have hair especially in Summer, you don't want your head to be full of moles or even worse(skin cancer)

>>18474507
Lol fucking idiot

>>18475347
I need a couple of dudes like this to be my henchmen

>>18477105
Bro comes back from the bathroom looking like Grucho Marx and everyone just has to go with it