Thread 18488499

Are moccasins effay??

>>18488499 (OP)
Those are driving loafers, faggot

>>18488503
It's a suede camp moc, faggot

>>18488532
its a steel toe boot, faggot

>>18488535
It's a derby you idiot

>>18488540
Yacht shoes, nigger

>>18488543
brotha you be blind as hell not realizing those are sandals

>>18488499 (OP)
Only if they're real

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>>18488499 (OP)
Should I wear the barefoot or with socks?

>>18489700
Not OP but personal preference i'd say. You can get low profile moccasin socks that stay mostly hidden when worn, so just depends on what you find more comfortable.

>>18489700
barefoot leads to shorter lifespan on shoes, your call

>>18488499 (OP)
they'd make you a effayggot

>>18488499 (OP)
yes but not those

>>18489700
for me its socks