>>18490668 (OP)I wish I had the same body hair pattern as on the left, but I probably have low testosterone levels and will never achieve that greatness. I only have a narrow strip of hair going up from my navel to my chest and then a very patchy triangle on my chest, with a few random hairs around my areolas. Being white and Slavic really sucks. I wish I were more tanned, Mediterranean-looking, and hairy. If I were as hairy as that guy, I would never shave. Body hair looks and feels so comfy. Even most girls like that cute carpet on men, I asked my sister once, and she told me she and most of her friends prefer it when men have lots of chest hair.
God, I hate being chopped, I wish I have never been born.