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Anonymous No.18492491 >>18492507 >>18492757 >>18492901 >>18493032 >>18493039 >>18493068 >>18494736
How to Conquistador MAXX in 2025?
How can I dress like a modern conquistador. I want to look like I colonise foreign countries.

Already got the facial hair.
Anonymous No.18492495 >>18492505
It's just called sex tourism, now. No one who does it looks good. In fact, almost all of them look downright terrible. It's probably why they have to fly 8,000 miles for sex.
Anonymous No.18492505 >>18492571
>>18492495
He doesn't look like a conquistador
Anonymous No.18492507 >>18492630 >>18492664
>>18492491 (OP)
The picrel is AI slop isn't it? At first glance I thought "damn that girl has a really nice butt." But then as I looked at the picrel more something looked kind of off. I wanted to believe it was a real picture. But my gut told me otherwise. Then, I looked at her fucked up tied up hands, and turns out my gut was unfortunately right. The "stick" she's biting also makes no sense around the mouth, and her big toe looks especially off, etc. And why does the dude have two belts?
Damn. My dumbass almost got turned on by fucking AI slop. Fucking shame on me.
Anonymous No.18492571
>>18492505
No, he sure as fuck doesn’t.
Anonymous No.18492630
>>18492507
No its a real conquistador and his captured native.
Anonymous No.18492664
>>18492507
>fucking
it's 100% real
Anonymous No.18492691 >>18492923
I see white boys who lift and work in industries like construction that can dress like they’re out for a night in Brickell get pretty hot Latinas. Basically, just dress like the white Andrew Tate.
Anonymous No.18492756 >>18492914 >>18493081
Start anglo colonialism maxing.
Anonymous No.18492757
>>18492491 (OP)
do chuds realize that most of the women from Latin America looked like this?
Anonymous No.18492901
>>18492491 (OP)
You can’t cause you are a “gordo joto y pendejo”. I am sorry :(
Anonymous No.18492914
>>18492756
where to cop those boots, unironically? looks like red wing blacksmiths to me
Anonymous No.18492923
>>18492691
>Brickell
The secret to that place is cocaine. Every girl in Brickell is an addict until proven to be an escort influencer. Did you know most black pill content videos with people doing street interviews are filmed in that area?
Anonymous No.18493032
>>18492491 (OP)
Exchange that armored spic for a white tourist chad and the native woman for a spanish woman and you have modern spain.
Anonymous No.18493039
>>18492491 (OP)
How do you get chat gpt to draw that
Anonymous No.18493068
>>18492491 (OP)
activities with nonwhites isn't really fashion
Anonymous No.18493081
>>18492756
start acting like you're in a beer commercial?
Anonymous No.18494736
>>18492491 (OP)
nice cosplay
Anonymous No.18495778
The closest thing to Western colonialism currently is being a serial tech entrepreneur in California or Texas, bitcoin/finance bro in Florida (Miami), or a streamer/content creator in Asia.