Thread 18496831

What hats are men supposed to wear in this day and age that dont look like complete faggotry? Everyone seems to default to baseball caps now, but I still see some guys try to pull off fedoras or flatcaps and they just look gay and lame. Fedoras and flatcaps only look good if you are in your 60s. Any younger than that and you look like a fag.

There are no good choices any more for the typical modern man.
In saying that, I like newsboy caps but I don't have the confidence to wear one.

I live in Australia where we get a UV Index in the very high to extreme range and so I always try to wear a broad brim hat to protect myself

I wear baseball caps, panama hats, ushankas and beanies depending on the weather
people would often comment on the panama hat and the ushanka, but I couldn't care less
if it's functional and complements the rest of your fit, it's effay

>>18496831 (OP)
I have a Carhartt baseball hat, a Buccees hat I got as a gift, and one with a bee on it

>>18496831 (OP)
There are none, if you wear hats over a certain age, everyone assumes you are covering up your balding ass head.

>>18497144
That's why you strategically take your hat off and straighten your hair or whatever once in a while. I wear hats pretty much all the time because I live in a 4000' desert where the sun is a blinding death laser and the dryness makes keeping hair under control really hard and it's always fun to take them off for a sec and watch people realize "oh shit, he's actually got pretty good hair."

>>18496831 (OP)
Follow your president

polo hat in a dark or neutral color
been my go to for years

if you have mid length or long hair it's a god send when you inevitably have a bad hair day or there's too much freaking wind. fuck wind

>>18496831 (OP)
yr local sports team ballcaps

>>18496831 (OP)
wool or cotton twill 6 panel, full crown fitted hats. modern or short brim. no, proper wool caps are not hot in the summer. cotton is more washable.
its hard to find good wool baseball caps now that ebbets got bought by fnatics.
the best looking hat is based on your face shape, skull shape and skull size. just ask grok if you can't figure it out.

>>18497420
low profile dad caps are great if your head is on the small side or wide.

>>18496838
imagine needing confidence to wear a fucking hat. be a fucking man

>>18497562
>Imagine needing confidence to make a fashion statement
That's how it works, yes.

>>18496831 (OP)
Where what you want you conformist faggot. Be a trend setter, not a pathetic beta bitch follower.

>>18497144
So what? I don't think anyone really gives a shit unless you've got a weird shaped head. inb4 tinder stats show otherwise, whatever.
>>18497185
>performatively taking off your hat because your afraid that people with think your bald
I think I'm gonna make a habit of loudly slapping my shaved head so everyone around gets blinded by it's reflective sheen.

>>18497570
So much energy devoted to bickering with nerds on the internet and you can't even wear a hat in public? Get over yourself. You've got to be a massive covert narcissist to care that much if it doesn't look good.

>>18497509
Umm, how to get fades in that color?

>>18496831 (OP)
unfortunately just a regular cap with a curved brim, aka dad cap

Bucket hat is the only functional hat you can wear in a casual setting.

>>18497509
>>18496831 (OP)
I like baseball caps, but think sports are for gay mouthbreathers, so I wear a filson

>>18496831 (OP)
Beanie and Bucket
Everything else make you a larper

>>18497416
I'd rather not look like a pedo, cletus.

>>18497840
q2c the dry tin version

>>18497724
It's not like I do it constantly, but if I'm chatting up a girl or something I'll make sure she sees that I have hair. I've had women actually comment on it and tell me straight up that they assumed I was bald because I was wearing a hat, which is what made me realize I need to do it in the first place. (Incidentally, it bugs me that they assume there's no reason to wear a hat except baldness, bitch it's fucking bright and I don't want to get my face sunburned to fuck.)

>>18498076
It's sad that you even care that much but hey, whatever keeps the fish on the hook I guess.

Pic rel and this >>18496971

Bring back the Kangol.

>>18496831 (OP)
Said it before and I'll say it again: M43 bergmütze, or the finnish equivalent.
>Fedoras and flatcaps only look good if you are in your 60s. Any younger than that and you look like a fag.
They also look good with a wide-breasted coat. But you need to be pretty fit to be able to pull one off without looking larpy.

>>18496831 (OP)
Camping hat duh
/Thread

>>18498057
The model looks like a dork / cuck with a bitch wife who yells at him all da time
But yes this style of hat is perfect

If you want to look like a man, you should dress like me. I’m ftm, 5’0” and crippled but could still destroy you in a fight. Also I drive an old BMW.

>>18498673
Respectfully, you look like this song.
>https://youtu.be/bMlckrTjqEk?si=zBjEJfdYf_svkjx6

>>18498684
i drive a low miles excellent condition 1988 325is in a rare highly desired paint color. the m3 sucks ass on the street its a high strung 4 banger made for the track. my car's worth like 20-30k https://bringatrailer.com/search/?s=1988+325is
its a car that makes pretty much everyone's top 10 list of best cars ever made. they're extremely reliable, fun to drive, beautiful and tasteful. the e30 is the most accomplished platform in motorsports history.
poojeets like you do not understand class or taste because this is your first generation outside of abject poverty. and you don't know anything about cars whatsoever so you are easily impressed with stuff like an ipad in the dashboard.
you literally out yourself as third world or a woman-like male who can't turn a wrench if you're not at least aware that its a highly sought-after collector car and i have a clean ass example.

>>18498752
Alright bud.

>>18498789
Personally I'm a schizoid hikikomori. Most leaders tend to be narcissists (also known as the warrior gene) and schizotypial/schizoid thinkers have autistic thinking without the cognitive impairment and for all of human history have tended to be either dysfunctional retards or paradigm shifting thinkers and transcendent virtuoso artists and the likes. My point is, those "chuds" were the most dangerous ones to the agenda behind the janny's. Anons the jannies did not like were deemed "schizos" to discredit them in the eyes of anons but I think a lot of people miss the big picture: Jannies were afraid and focusing their efforts heavily on severing the more creative outside-the-box thinking anons from the normiecattle. Normalizing the idea that any unusual idea or concept you haven't heard of before at face value is "schizo" before you've looked into it was a psyop in and of itself.

im looking for the perfect hat myself. sort of a blackish urban cowboy hat, but also has a bohemian hippyish alternative devendra barnhart kind of vibe? like this perhaps

I have like 20 ball caps from my Alma Mater, like 10 various outdoors, hunting, fishing, etc. brand caps, and like 3 workwear brand caps like Carharrt. I also have 4 blank caps: 1 wool navy, 1 cotton navy, 1 wool charcoal, 1 cotton charcoal. I’ll probably buy some green and brown waxed caps this fall.

I’m pretty autistic when it comes to my hats.

>>18496831 (OP)
a fine woolen beret.

>>18497144
I'm statham-level bald. If you wear a hat all the time people will think you're covering up your baldness or think you're insecure. I wear only a hat under one or more of 3 conditions. 1: It's raining 2: It's cold 3: I've been lazy and haven't shaved my head on schedule.

>>18499016
>I've been lazy and haven't shaved my head on schedule.
I think you're covering up your baldness or you're insecure

>>18499032
Since we're engaging in baseless conjecture I think you want to stick your tongue up my ass.

>>18497511
Beautiful

>>18498673
>When you order Initial D cosplay from wish
>>18498752

>Boasting about knowing "how to turn a wrench"
>on a "low-miles", "excellent condition" car
Lemme guess, you changed the oil,forgot to change the filter, and now think you're a mechanic?

>>18496838
Neesboy caps aren't nearly as played out as flatcaps or fedoras so get on that asap.
>muh peaky blinders
Retards cosplaying as peaky blinders mistakently wear flatcaps, so you're safe.

>>18499054
>you: men wear hats who hide their baldings heads are insecure
>also you: i wear a hat when i don't shave because i'm insecure about my balding head
arguing against yourself here champ

>>18497570
>wearing a hat is making a fashion "statement"
you are delusional. it's one of the most common hat types of the last 200 years, the baseball cap is just a continuation of it. it isn't a statement piece and it takes no confidence to wear one, you're just a complete and utter pussy and every response would just be some retarded copout as to why you being a massive pussy is justified in your head. there's no winning with people like you.

wake up. you are in control of your perception and life. no one gives a fuck about your hat or lackthereof. at most, someone might have a half of a second of piqued interest if they haven't seen someone wearing one irl, but that goes away almost instantly and it becomes normal in their mind. they aren't going to be going around saying, 'hey you see that guys hat over there?' while pointing and snickering at you. or whatever other absurd scenario you come up with to justify how you might be socially ostracized for wearing a hat that isn't presently in the fashion zeitgeist of acceptability. i shouldn't even have to explain it to you though, if you operate that way then you only mess things up for yourself. you live a misleading life of self debilitating retardation. do what thou will.

A bizarrely American post, a rambling wall of belligerent nothing that even misses his own point.

>>18499866
>>18499945
No one cares schizo.

>>18499962
that is exactly what the fuck im saying. no one cares. not even about you wearing a hat, doesnt matter what type it is. so wanting to wear a hat but not doing so because you don't have the "confidence" is beyond retarded. no one cares, schizo.

>>18497416
To Epstein's island?

>>18499949
can you explain how i missed my own point? the point is that a cap with a brim is an extremely common type of hat, it's not a "statement piece" as that anon described, that would be something like wearing a fencing helmet to go grocery shopping. just because i like to use metaphors and examples to illustrate my points doesn't make it rambling nothingness. i had a clear point, allowing yourself to base every little thing you do (like whether or not to wear a hat) because of entirely arbitrary perceived social pressure is pointless. but i still acknowledged that this guy is facing this imaginary pressure and allowing it to dictate his action, and explained that even if brought him unwanted attention it would subside very quickly. people aren't going to be staring at him excessively for wearing a newsboy cap just because it's not as common in the current year.

lastly i ended it off by saying, dou what thou will. which is apt, and has a clear point. do whatever you want, be that wearing the hat you want or being a total pussy controlled by made up bullies laughing at you for your hat.

what's with your pretentious attitude? if you disagree with me then say so, but instead you just say some offtopic shit about how you don't like my post like some kind of verbalized downvote. it's like you are against posting a comment longer than one sentence and if anyone does it's automatically "rambling wall of belligerent nothing." do you even understand my point enough to say that i've missed it? and if so, where exactly does that happen? in what way did i miss my own point? or did you just say that because it sounds condescending.

>>18502240
When will you get the leg lengthening surgery, pigslim?

>>18497840
65 dollars for a baseball cap is retarded. i don't care if it's filson.

>>18502370
thats less than a lower quality 59fifty cap costs.
id say you get like $40 worth of cap and you're paying the rest for the filson name on it. pics don't really do the quality justice but its one of those things where the second you have it in hand its immediately noticeable that every aspect of it is better made than your typical cap, not just the memefabric.
just the fact the sweatband is thick cotton and structured puts it ahead of most caps. and its one of the only strapbacks where you are getting actual high quality leather for the strap, not some bullshit.
cheap hats with synthetic sweat bands make you build up dht at your temples and go bald btw.

>>18502240
>>18499945
you're arguing with a schizo who thinks every post with more than 3 sentences was written by me. he's obviously third world and brown so you can just ignore him.

>>18497840
telling you bro get an ebbets blank while you still can. fnatics bought them out last year and started discontinuing the blanks and phasing out usa production. they're just as good as the filson caps, just made of wool instead of cotton. least sweaty cap you will ever own, unless you get into unstructured wool caps.

>>18497917
>>18502238
Not a pedo since there were only teens there but nice try roastie

>>18502398
young people aren't aware of this but most boomers are ephebophiles and spent half their lives jacking off to underage softcore teen shit. back before the internet when you had to get porn from video rental stores even the mainstream video rental stores had "tasteful nudity" teen shit in the back and they were among the most popular. not to mention all the mainstream hollywood movies, magazine covers etc back then.
sometime around the late 80s early 90s the dominant mainstream culture went from der spiegel publishing full frontal of 12yo's on their magazine covers to chris hansen and FBI OPEN UP!!! so the boomers stopped being as open about it.
tl;dr most boomers who seethe about epstein/trump/clinton/ghislaine/etc for being pedophiles are hypocrites. the seething about the trafficking/exploitation part is fair though.

>>18502398
i used to hit up a lot of estate sales for vintage clothes and like 70% of these boomers have collections and stashes of mags and stuff from back then its so funny.

>>18502387
Gonna cry, pigslim?

>>18502452
What the pigslim yappin about?

>>18502463
>dog rapist
>and his russian glowie friend who larps as a snake charmer

>>18502401
Most boomers can only fantasize and thats why theyre jealous of trump epstein fucking young girls

>>18502476
The hell you talking about, pigslim?

>>18502502
epstein was a chad

>>18502240
first post since i posted this yesterday, wtf are you retards talking about lmfao calling each other pigslim and indian? the resident schizo (me) is a crazy ass white boy from the US. not pleas sarr i am fucking indian please sir help i am fucking indian sir. and not whatever a pigslim is that some rapedungeon lingo? leg lengthening surgery?

despite all of you yapping at each other not a single person came correctly in disagreement, so as i put it previously, allowing other people's potential and imagined reactions or opinions dictate whether or not you wear a basic ass hat or any other aspect of your life for the matter is pretty much the most retarded thing ever.

and as for the topic itself, in the OP. there is still plenty of other hats that can be worn. a beanie, a bucket hat, some workwear or fishing style sun protection hats, if it's cold where you are a full balclava, beanie, knitted beanie, if you are jew you could wear a little yamaka or one of those top hat things, if it suits your face a large saggy beret could work, with some round glasses like some kind of commie. commies are still in vogue atm so even if you arent one they will fw your hat and you might even get some pussy. there is probably hat store out there with all kinds of different types you can try on and just see what looks good with the kind of clothing you wear cause that's a pretty important aspect of it.

>>18502381
Okay stop with the shilling, I will buy one since they look nice

>>18498933
go to hat?

Nah, it’s only baseball hats
Wore a bucket hat once, because I thought it would go well with my fit, and dozens of people openly made fun of me (even the girl at the store was giggling)
Same with paper and straw hats.

Thats just the way it is

>>18496971
What does the P stand for?

>>18503170
philadelphia (or phillies - the nickname of the baseball team of philadelphia)

Should I cop this?

I think it’s fire hut I am afraid normies just won’t “get it”

>>18503181
If you care what a normie thinks you're already fucked man clothes won't save you

>>18502502
Any time you see moral indignation, it should make you completely suspicious.

>>18496831 (OP)
Cowboy hats

>>18503226
>>18503276
I wish I lived in northern mexico (souther usa) :(

>>18503295
Good thing God provided us airports

>>18503263
what a sociopathic take. It's normal to have a negative reaction to something you find repulsive...

>>18498810
touch grass, lift weights, take a shower, have sex, get a clue etc

>>18502397
Will look into anon, thanks

>>18497144

I'm balding, what hats should I wear?

>>18496831 (OP)
I just put on a Bass Pro Shop trucker hat and call it a day.

Cop?

Does anyone else just not look good in a hat? The best I can pull off is a boonie hat. My ex girlfriend loved going through my hats I would buy out of desperation and she looked good in every single one. I have a large oval sized head I’m told.

>>18505108
Try this
https://youtu.be/aWPP5_Yjyxs

I also thought I looked bad in hats, until I tried a few different ones. For instance I look like shit in flat caps but fine in curved caps, my friend is the other way around

>>18505108
what shape is your head and face? look into what types of hats work with your combination of the two. i hated how i looked in hats until i found out i need deep crown fitted hats and i need to curve the brims for my head shape.

>>18504752
… or this one?

>>18497917
I bet you voted for and supported pedo shower biden.

>>18505469
I bet you voted for and supported pedo shower trump.

>>18505469
Trump is a admitted sexual predator and a pedophile

Thoughts on feathers on your hats?
Ones you find and put on yourself, I mean. Anyone else do that?

>caps that come pre-ripped and pre-cumstained
name a worse trend

>>18497840
65? holy shit anon, what the hell are those prices?

>>18503166
maybe dont use a brand hat

>>18497921
This image speaks volumes about hats on men.
Without the hat he'd just look like a regular run-of-the-mill pedophile.
But with that dumbass hat he's now a pedophile that also looks like an idiot.

>>18507753
No pedophile is gonna wear a 3 piece suit, you know how hard that is to take off in a hot van? Get real

>>18505698
As long as you call it macaroni, Yankee Doodle.

>>18507762
That's a two-piece suit you uncultured swine. A three-piece includes a waistcoat/vest.

I bet you're the kind of person who calls a sport coat and slacks a suit.

>>18496831 (OP)
hats are for balding faggots

>>18505469
>>18505509
Can you believe the American public are now mostly aware that their politicians are a bunch of pedophile rapists and they still aren't doing anything about it? Pizzagate was a joke in 2016 and now it's obvious and the most anyone's doing about it is talking shit toward each other on social media. No protests, peaceful or not. We are utterly morally bankrupt as a nation.
>>18507841
It will happen to you.

>>18507765
I wear a big rooster feather in my hat but I'm a 7 foot tall fat balding dutch man.

>>18507842
>It will happen to you.
then i'll shave it off
everybody knows what hatfags are hiding

>>18507842
Revolution is a spectator sport. All regime changes come from above. Both the soviets and the nazis were financed and trained by rich bankers and factory owners. Every peasant revolt was organizing by noblemen and used mercenaries. The french revolution was also financed by rich merchants who hated the king

Peasants never ever rise up, they just take it in the ass and grumble

>>18498752
shut the fuck up

>>18507845
You'd avoid wearing something out of fear that people will think it's a cope? Weak.

>>18496831 (OP)
>I still see some guys try to pull off fedoras or flatcaps and they just look gay and lame.
Stop looking at other men and wear what you want. Faggot.

>>18507852
No, because sometimes people need to be bullied, otherwise you get neckbeards in socks/sandles with fedoras/tshirts/shorts.

>>18507993
There are people that can't dress themselves everywhere. You don't do shit or you'd be a smear on the pavement.

>>18507993
>OH NO, FASHION POLICE! WEEOO WEEO! THOSE CARGO SHORTS ARE A FASHION FAUX PAS! HONEY, THAT IS SO NOT EFFAY!
It's not less gay cause you put on your man voice and say some meany no no words. They're too retarded to do anything else so stop trying to be their daddy that never was. Faggot.

>>18507993
My chigga socks and sandals have been effay fot like 6 years now

>>18508062
That looks really fucking gay.

>>18508062
>>18508364
The shorts look stupid. Just wear black workout tights at this point.

>>18508062
i like how crew socks and shorts look but i hate the tan line you get from it.

>>18507993
cargos can look good. its just THESE cargos that look bad.