Thread 18506890

They're so acceptable now that you even see moms going out in public with their ass completely out for everyone to see while around their small children (picrel related). Is it trashy? Yes. Is it sexy as hell? Also yes.
Also love the mental gymnastics they go through to try to seperate thong and "cheeky." Thong being "what I'd normally wear when around my husband and friends my age, my preferred." And cheeky being "a little more coverage than I'd normally prefer but perfect when with my kids and their grandparents." Meanwhile even the cheeky version still shows more than half their ass. Aka they're the same fucking thing.
I hear this style originated in Brazil? Often called "Brazilian cut bikini bottom?" If true, GOD BLESS YOU BRAZIL! You've made the world a better place!

trashy women make me sick and destroy society.

dumpy 40yo asses should not be socially acceptable to be seen

only beautiful people should be allowed to be in bikinis and go shirtless, and if you're 9/10+ you should be encouraged to go in the nude, covered in olive oil from head to toe

>>18506894
>dumpy 40yo asses should not be socially acceptable to be seen
I've known several 40yos that look better than most 20yos. Don't write off older women entirely.
>only beautiful people should be allowed to be in bikinis and go shirtless, and if you're 9/10+ you should be encouraged to go in the nude, covered in olive oil from head to toe
I do actually agree with this for the most part.

>>18506893
You're not wrong but they sure are fun. Not the type of women I'd present to my parents, but definitely fun to fuck around with for a one night stand or similar.

>>18506897
that's disgusting and youre a skank

>>18506900
Hey bro. Don't be complainin' all because you can't get some sweet booty juice. *shrugs*

>>18506893
>he thinks society is worth saving

>>18506890 (OP)
awww yeah. for some reason i just really like moms dressing like sluts when with their small children in public. not sure why. maybe cuz it's not what you'd typically expect from a mom? not sure. and also knowing that the little fuckers are too young to realize what a sexy slut their mom is

((())) decided that a long time ago, good for them i guess as you said

>>18506890 (OP)
I live in the midwest so trends are on a slight delay. this is the summer where these swimsuits fully arrived and holy shit
it's either thongs like the one in the OP or ones like this, any girl with a half-decent ass is wearing these
it's so trashy but I love it

>>18506890 (OP)
Jewish fingers typed this post

>>18506890 (OP)
Been a thing here in Brazil since the 1970s, you guys finally caught up.

>>18506890 (OP)
I don't understand how women can walk around with thongs or throngs or whatever they're called and not get poopy swamp ass?

Within about 45 minutes of me putting on underwear or walking around I can get sweaty butt and I usually have poop excrement coming out my butthole, not like shitting my pants but just walking around sweating like normal and a little brown saucey residue comes out my butthole. Just about every single pair of my underwear have skid marks when I take them off. I try to remedy this by wiping my ass often even when I don't poop but I honest to god don't understand how women can walk around in thongs all day and not have poopy brown stained thongs.

Granted I am 5'7 250 lbs

Also pro-tip to the virgins out there if she matches her underwear and bra and/or they're black she wants dick that night

>>18507559
Ew, that is not normal and you are disgusting.

>>18507559
stop eating processed food, lose weight and take a psyllium husk supplement. your goal should be solid bristol 4 ropes every time. when you're healthy it should only take like 1-2 wipes after you take a shit.

>>18507559
>a little brown saucey residue comes out my butthole
...you could've worded that a little better, ya know? i did NOT need that mental image

>>18507559
Get a bidet you fucking freak

>>18506890 (OP)
>>18507556
>I hear this style originated in Brazil? Often called "Brazilian cut bikini bottom?" If true, GOD BLESS YOU BRAZIL! You've made the world a better place!
Ah gotcha. I was already guessing that but good to have it confirmed!

>>18506890 (OP)
Why do you care? They’re never going to fuck you. You have a kike mentality

I personally prefer Victorian swimwear. For women and men. Elegant, beautiful, playful and also still modest.

>>18507857
...are you sure those are supposed to be swimsuits? it looks like the three people in the photo just simply went into the water in their regular clothes

>>18507862
those are 1880s-1910s swimsuit anon. the black and white stripes are the giveaway. you can just google dot com this and explore this history yourself.

>>18507857
Those swimsuits are more modest than actual clothes women wear in public these days.

>>18507867
and honestly more flattering, and just plain nice. why can't we have things that are just nice rather than some manifestation of everyone's individual mental illnesses

>>18507867
sad but true. heck my literal boxers are more modest than what a lot of women wear as shorts, skirts, and dresses

Women are so disgraceful these days. Imagine seeing the mother of your children parade around with her ass cheeks hanging out. I’d be mortified.

>>18506890 (OP)
That's not a thong. If you look closely she folded and shoved the bikini into her asscrack.

>>18507979
wow. what a dumb bitch. like just buy a proper thong at that point. it's not hard. that's like hiking up a longer skirt to become a short skirt (obviously not counting schoolgirls who have a uniform) rather than just buying a skirt that's already short in the first place, jfc. and why is she so adamant about creating a fake thong look when with her kids anyway?

>>18507979
Uh...that reminds me of a whole situation from back then that became kind of famous of a woman getting "unfairly" kicked out of the swimming pool for her revealing one piece swimsuit.
While in the picture itself (left) it looks relatively full coverage, the way she was ACTUALLY wearing at the pool (right) was as a thong. She quite clearly shoved and folded the bikini into her asscrack. And THAT'S why she was kicked out. NOT for the swimsuit itself. And then she has the nerve to complain about it online making it into a whole huge controversial thing.

>>18507979
true, though the overall visual effect is that of a thong
>>18508494
probably too lazy to buy a proper thong
>>18508532
>the way she was ACTUALLY wearing at the pool (right) was as a thong
exactly. doesn't matter how modest the swimsuit originally looks if it's being worn as a thong

>>18507559
Haven't laughed this hard in a while

>>18507584
Tf you mean? Shakespeare himself could not devise a more flatulant prose

What?

They would be fine walking naked, the only reason they don't is because weirdos and predators exist.

There is nothing wrong with a mom being naked around the kids, at least while they're youngins

>>18508739
>There is nothing wrong with a mom being naked around the kids, at least while they're youngins
Literally.
1. Young kids are too young to care.
2. They were sucking from mom's breasts not too long ago.
3. It's very common for kids to take baths/showers with their moms.
4. If anything it might be somewhat positive in showing what a regular human body looks like and not the plastic bodies of those celebrities.

>>18508739
>>18508756
I think the cognitive dissonance is more about being an exhibitionist when you have entered the serious role of parenthood, and doing such immodest exhibitionism in the very presence of your children. Bikinis and thongs and such exist so that strangers in public have something to ogle. Why on earth someone thinks it's healthy to be sexually tantalizing strangers with your children in hand is beyond me.

>>18507559
>Granted I am 5'7 250 lbs
your opinion doesn't matter, manlard, you are invisible to women

>>18508756
A big old naked pile of mother and kids is the most natural thing on earth

>>18508772
This 100%. It isn't sexual or weird at all unless you make it. In many cultures besides America this is perfectly normal. And some cultures in general are a lot less bothered by nudity than others.

Most Indian thread on /fa/ award

>>18506893
I miss when 4chan didn’t have faggots like you

>>18507559
>I usually have poop excrement coming out my butthole
Such is fag life

Milf bikini thread, got it.

>>18508965
She seems pretty attractive but that is just not a good angle. The way it's angled makes her look more fat than curvy and her upper body/arms are in a weird position.

>>18508965
what goes on here:

>>18509547
okay, i know this is ai and all, but still, literally the most disgusting shit (pun intended) i've ever seen. like it actually made me sick to my stomach

>>18506893
dudes who are in 10 different porn discords who beat off to seedbed doujins should not be calling other people trashy

>>18506893
You're just saying that cuz you know you'll never be able to land a woman that could rock a thong bikini. Which, in that case, own it, you don't HAVE to have a woman who can rock a thong bikini, just don't make it a "SOCIETY" thing when ultimately it's a personal thing on your end.

>>18507857
Funny to look at, but imagining all that material weighed down by water, seems retarded.

>>18507322
>trashy
"Slutty" sure, but "trashy" denotes something negative or slightly off-putting.

It really is a wonderful aspect of modern times and I'm glad the tumblr era of anti-male gaze propaganda is practically dead now. Girls are proud to have their hot bodies ogled by men again.

>>18511324
women's swimwear was so excessively modest with the layers of leggings, tops, skirts, etc that drowning occurred in particularly high rates. but, most women knew they couldn't actually swim in them but rather just waded and bathed.

men's onesies were based on typical male exercise clothing but were still heavy wool and weighed down both limbs. Also, in terms of modesty, they offered coverage in theory, but in practice… not so much. Once wet they clung to every contour and left nothing to the imagination, showcasing their reproductive organs for everyone to enjoy.

>>18511328
No, they hold the power and can try to screw you over just for looking if they feel like it.

>>18511371
You niggas really be outing yourselves as ugly.

>>18506890 (OP)
>>18507322
based
>>18507857
>>18507866
there's an old boomer meme that was shared via office email in the late 90s that was something like
>1898
>picture of women in old timey striped swimming gowns
>1998
picture of 3 topless women in tiny thongs taken from behind

>>18513012
what was the meme? what was the implied message?

>>18513016
>my how things change
>how far we have fallen

or something to that effect I guess. However, there were topless whores around since the 60s, but they were exceptions, now it's completely normalized to the point of old hags with their little children wearing thongs at the beach without any problems.
Hell, 12 years old wearing thongs in the beach are not uncommon.

so, in retrospective, the meme should have been "watch out for the slippery slope"

>>18513044
>12 years old wearing thongs in the beach are not uncommon.

I’d be so fucking embarrassed if I took my wife or girlfriend to the beach and she had her ass cheeks hanging out. It’s so trashy and low class that I think I would have to leave her on the spot.

>>18513088

Damn thank god his is a problem you'll never face.

>>18506893
it's so funny to listen to a fucking 4chan poster about the decline of society.

>>18513091
You’re right because I don’t date trash

>>18513012
I distinctly remember that image, it was on all the "funny pictures" websites that existed from the mid 90s to late 00s before FunnyJunk and Imgur subsumed everything
tried doing a google search for it using the context I remembered and they literally can't even pull anything further back from like 2007
good lord dead internet theory is real

>>18511328
>slutty
yeah so trashy...

>>18513133
>the most desirable women on the planet are trash because... because... I said so!

>>18511336
swimming in wool undergarments is actually quite effective. i have wool long johns and henleys that i wear in my boat and have practiced capsize drills, it kept me plenty warm while righting the dinghy and i was able to easily tread water and move around. unlike cotton/denim...

>>18513016
>implied message
dude it was just a fucking early meme that boomers shared at the office because they wanted to look at butts

>>18513178
> in a coomer trash person who desires other trash so therefore these are attractive women

>>18506890 (OP)
I live in a small mountain city with a river that runs right past the main outdoor mall and then through downtown, and tons of people go tubing, kayaking, even surfing (they put in some kind of artificial thing that causes a standing wave) etc. in the summer. People here also tend to be really fit compared to most of the US since it's so outdoorsy. This summer has been amazing, every time I go over there there are super hot girls in tiny thong bikinis everywhere.

>>18513268
https://youtu.be/ge9Ou3-YyqU?si=ijSTAL68tdYaiyfp

>>18508739
>>18508756
in japan it's normal for mothers and fathers to co-bathe with their children

>>18513316
yeah but they're such an awful people

>>18513366
better than americans that's for sure

>>18513702
not according to the score card anon :3

>>18508756
>showing what a regular human body looks like and not the plastic bodies of those celebrities
You sound like a fat girl.

>>18513178
The most desirable women on the planet are trash because I said so. I don't stutter.

For me it's hilary duffs paparazzi bikini pics

>>18507322
god bless whores, man

>>18513801
post them

>>18506890 (OP)
>One example is representative

>>18506890 (OP)
it's great, any woman wearing those in public is showing she is sexually available

>>18506893
>trashy women
i live in a high-class neighborhood and all the women do this too

>>18508739
>They would be fine walking naked, the only reason they don't is because weirdos and predators exist.
wearing a thong is sluttier than being naked, i will not elaborate

>>18508739
>There is nothing wrong with a mom being naked around the kids, at least while they're youngins
that is true, but it becomes wrong in a few years when the kids realize their mom was showing her ass to stranger men, the issue is that it's in public and everybody gets to enjoy it

>>18509400
only smellz

>>18516831
That’s because you don’t realize rich=/=class. You don’t live in a “high class” neighborhood. You live in a high income neighborhood.

>>18517879
>You don’t live in a “high class” neighborhood.
do those exist anymore? tech oligarchs and their ilk have worse taste than the average normie, maybe the finance-bros are holding the fort, i don't know

>>18508887
joke is on you, they are the oldfags

>>18506893
yes, this will appease your fellow incels beautifully

>>18513120
nothing inherently decadent about 4chan though, you sound like a redditor.
this site was made to discuss japanese cartoons freely.

>>18506890 (OP)
ikr

>>18506890 (OP)
That's a man with kids ain't it?

>>18507559
>extremely short
>virgin
>24/7 swamp ass and fecal incontinence

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