Thread 18507893

Men’s fashion is humiliating.

>>18507893 (OP)
Then wear women's clothes, faggot

>>18507893 (OP)
You choose to wear all those faggy "muh neutral tones". Nobody's stopping you from wearing colors. The 70s were the peak of men's fashion and I'm tired of pretending they weren't.

>>18507893 (OP)
You choose to wear all those faggy "muh neutral tones" like domesticated NPC cuck from a dystopian shithole. Nobody's stopping you from wearing colors. The 70s were the peak of men's fashion and I'm tired of pretending they weren't.

>>18507901
>>18507902
>>18507909
if you live in a red state youre getting hate crimed wearing these fruity ass clothes lmao

>>18507910
>live in a red state
>don't carry a gun
unironically your fault faggot

>>18507910
Those fatfucks will need to first catch me to commit their hate crime.

>>18507913
now im wondering what kinda gun would go with these flamboyant ahh looking 80s gayboy clothes. its not gonna be a dainty glock 17 thats for sure

>>18507895
Yeah, that's the only option OP

>>18507893 (OP)
You're about fifteen years late to complain about this infographic.

>>18507910
>red state
>not carrying

>>18507916
Vintage S&W model 17

>>18507893 (OP)
>he can't get past the essentials
r/mensfashion is the other way pleb

>>18507910
What if they shoot you first without you even expecting it >>18507910

>get bored with the same old fits
>want to wear something else
>remember there’s only like 5 fits you’re allowed to wear as a man
>if you deviate from these a crowd of random moids comes and kills you

>>18507916
Spiritually a bren ten, but they're kinda shit. Alternatives are a walther ppk or a cz75.

>>18507893 (OP)
Why the FUCK can't I wear shorts? I live in a HOT climate

>>18507893 (OP)
>White men when you tell them society doesn't like them wearing cat ears and cummed on tshirts
REEEEEEE WHY ARE YOUR WHITE GENOCIDING ME

>>18507924
>You're about fifteen years late to complain about this infographic.
this

>>18507893 (OP)
Where do you even find this outdated shit? If you search on google you don't even find this.
This 15+ year old infographic is pure /fa/. I wonder if it's some bot posting the same shit over and over again on this board with stock /fa/ pics.

>>18507924
>>18507998
What’s the new version then?

>>18507998

Fashion for men in their late 20s or 30s hasn't changed, why is why this type of thing still works even if it was made 15 years ago.


That said, that's boring as shit and you can definitely be more playful with your clothes as a man.

>>18507893 (OP)
Wear khakis

>>18507893 (OP)
What the FUCK sort of "chinos" is that example? FUCK skinny pants.

>>18507914
>red state
>fatfucks
• You're silly if you genuinely believe "blue states" don't have the same, if not more, fatfucks.
• You're even sillier if you think the "culture" of a "red state" isn't more often "be fit and win competitions" than a "blue state."

Like. Dude. Also, fashion is feminine and gay.

>>18508036
>fashion is feminine and gay
It is very well known the world over that fashion mostly only attracts gay men, which is why it's so surprising this board is full of supposedly straight guys crying about how everything posted on it is gay.

>>18508036
>Also, fashion is feminine and gay.
Well excuse me for not wanting to look like a fucking slob.

>>18508036
>You're silly if you genuinely believe "blue states" don't have the same, if not more, fatfucks.

Top 10 Most Obese States in 2024
1. West Virginia (41%)
2. Kentucky (40.3%)
3. Alabama (39.9%)
4. Oklahoma (39.4%)
5. Mississippi (39.1%)
6. Arkansas (38.7%)
7. Louisiana (38.6%)
8. South Dakota (38.4%)
9. Ohio (37.7%)
10. Iowa (36.4%)

all of these are red lol

>>18508045
>Top 10 Least Obese States
>Colorado – 24.6% obesity rate
>Hawaii – 26.1%
>Massachusetts – 27.4%
>California – 27.7%
>New York – 28%
>New Jersey – 28.9%
>Vermont – 28.8%
>Connecticut – 29.4%
>Florida – 30.1%
>Montana – 30.2%
and on the contrary out of 10 most fit states only 2 are republican, florida and montana
republicuck BTFO

>>18508036
>Also, fashion is feminine and gay.
Fashion is for intellectual, cultured and civilized people. Like all forms of art, fashion is a means of expressing yourself, in this case, through your appearance and clothing, because the quality of your appearance is a reflection of the quality of your mind and thoughts. If you dress like a slob, it's because your mind is disorganized, confused and unkempt, like that of a slob.

>>18508052
>forms of art
he's the type of guy to think modern art is bad because there's no clearly defined object to look at
come on now

>>18508054
>slob dresser
show us your graphic tees and cargo shorts

>>18508045
>>18508050
kek. magatards btfo once again

>>18507910
>if you wear boring clothes you're humiliating yourself
>if you wear colorful clothes you're going to get beat up

Why do you want these statements to be true?

>>18507901
Americans don’t know how to work colors or patterns. It’s a lost art

>>18507911
>>18507901
flared bottoms look like shit
>>18507902
high waist looks like shit, mid waist is better (just below the belly button)

>>18507910
you don't live in america.

>>18508036
>defends red states because he is internet right-wing

do you also defend boomers and old people out of some sense of party duty?

>>18507997
What is this brown boi talking about?

>>18507893 (OP)
Wear the fucking cardigan

>>18507901
>>18507902
>>18507909
>>18507911
Can we get some normal fitting pants but with colors in here?

>>18508411
>flared bottoms look like shit
Never go to Japan

>>18507901
>>18507893 (OP)

The problem is, and has always been this: If you have good genes, you can look good in any kind of style. These three guys are total gigachads. But most people DO NOT have good genes. They look like total dogshit, and this is increasingly the case because of the ongoing problem of mass deracination. Neutral styles and baggy styles really tend to favor these people. Same with these feminine ""alternative"" styles (at least they can claim that it's a "lifestyle choice.")

>>18507910
I live in eastern Europe and not even here would you get assaulted or heckled for wearing colorful clothes
in fact we consider neutral shirt/chino short shit to be hilariously sterile and indicative of tasteless tourists

>>18508966
where exactly in eastern europe? large metropolitan areas tend to be more tolerant/liberal/accepting than smaller towns

>>18508967
Zagreb, Croatia
wearing edgy fashion usually gets attributed to being fashionable instead of being gay unless you're really over the top - we have the internet too and all buzzcut ultra kids have been replaced with broccoli heads on e-scooters
in any case it's a globohomo-lite tourist country so we've been tolerant towards foreigners bringing more progressive trends for a long time and that's spilled over into mainstream culture
people tell me my gay is slightly showing and I often wear loud clothing and don't remember anyone giving me even a dirty look in the past year

>>18507893 (OP)
It doesn't have to be, reject modernity and embrace the past

>>18507910
I live in a staunch MAGA town full of junkies, roid users, veterans, rednecks, and slobs and they like it when I dress eccentric. Even the folk in cowboy hats compliment me and say they wish they could pull it off.

>>18508411
Flared looks like shit when they’re ironed straight with pointy shoes. Flared looks amazing if they’re casual with stacks and the flare starts at the ankles instead of the knees.

>>18507910
I have lived in the reddest of red states all my life (Utah, Georgia, North Carolina, Tennessee, Texas) and no one gives a single fuck what another person wears

Wear cool jackets and coats. Simple as that

>>18509454
Does Liam ever wear any jackets besides a raincoat?

>>18508052
Yeah you can tell that someone that looks good must be mentally well put together. Nobody fashionable would ever be a mental case or a retard that gets away with shit just because they look good.

>>18509502
He wears a lot of parkas, which I suppose are kind of different to regular raincoats

>>18507893 (OP)
Is there an equivalent of this infographic but for women?

Cause I don't feel like they have much more choice. Dehumanized mass society is an aesthetic cancer for all. You just have to disappear, stop existing. Then (((they)))'re happy.

>>18509896
Women have much more choices than men.

>>18509898
Are you braindead retarded or do you just gobble down memes all day long?

Half of those outfits are completely inappropriate for the vast majority of women in today's society.

Yes, you just parrot whatever reddit or 4shit says.

>>18509898
That is not an equivalent of OP's infographic, you fucking moron. You could just make a 5x6 grid of "fashion styles" for men as well.

>>18509902
>>18509904
Doesn't matter you stupid fucks. The point is they have all those choices. And none of those are "completely inappropriate" for modern women, you fucking moron. Go outside and touch grass. They wear them all the time, especially celebrities and social media influencers, and nobody would care even if regular women wore them. Show me an equivalent of that for men. All you'll come up with is shirts, pants and suits.

>>18509952
You're a fucking retarded amerilardbrain.

If you really force your weak brain to think about something just for once in your life, you will find 30 meme styles for men as well. Because that's what your shitty infographic does. Business casual, heritage worker, computer geek, Silicon valley douchebag, dark academia fag, athlete guy, skater, gothic, sailor, and so on.

>>18509898
"ethnic" lmao

>>18509983
no it doesnt. skirts and dresses infinitely increase the amount of fits women have

>>18510002
No woman wears skirts and dresses nowadays. Eat shit and die, saar.

>>18508050
>>18508045
>>18508036
>>18508075
>MY jewish controlled politicians are better than yours!
americans are naturally born slaves, like indians

>>18509898
This actually isn't true. Men choosing to not dress in a variety of styles doesn't mean those styles don't exist. It means you haven't seen them. Try to remember that a variety of clothes exist for everyone, and while they may be harder to find, they exist.

>>18507893 (OP)
Hello milenniboomer

>>18507893 (OP)
Sure, if you have no imagination and only wear what you're told to, yeah thats pretty humiliating.

Meanwhile here I am sprawled out on my bed wearing a black button up shirt with dancing skeletons on it and a pair of comfortably fitting jeans.
Infographics are, at best, an indication. A starting point. The bare fucking minimum. Use your fuckin brain and have some idea of what you like.

youtube.com/watch?v=zKPnzge8DsI

>>18511173
Damn, that lad be spinning something fierce

>>18507893 (OP)
it's missing the bright colored shorts and broccoli haircut
I've seen these a lot recently, except they're usually 4" shorter

>>18511043
>a black button up shirt with dancing skeletons on it
that sounds sick, pics?

>>18511692
I would but it's been discontinued by the company I got it from and I don't feel like digging it out of my laundry bin and putting it back on to take a picture.
Suffice it to say it's similar to this one I just found for cheap on TEMU. Nothing terribly special.

>>18511699
Don't put it back on, just take a picture

>>18507910
why do some people act like red states are fucking Afghanistan?

>>18511741
They need it to be true for their ideology to work.

>>18507893 (OP)
Yes, it's called the Great Male Renunciation and you can thank the plebs who supported the French Revolution for it

>>18512001
That was hundreds of years ago. You can't blame today's garbage on that.

>>18512089
Saluting in the military is based on knights lifting their visor to show their faces.

>>18512089
Son, the present doesn't exist in a vacuum. You are the consequence of the past.

>>18507893 (OP)
>reddit millennial fashion advice
Pretty much the most bland and inoffensive outfits possible, completely soulless

>>18512096
Shut up

>>18507901
These clothes might indeed surpass the cringe level of 90's raver attire.

>>18507910
triggered all the faggots lol

>>18507893 (OP)
unless you're an athlete, zip hoodies are the least flattering thing you can wear

>>18513198
they look fine to me

>>18514286
Yeah they're not awful, just basic and don't call back to anything besides early 2000s which doesn't feel retro enough yet.

>>18507916
>ahh
holy fuck please just say "ass" you faggot.

>>18507910
First of all you're plain wrong. Boomers would love those classic styles. Second, if you're in a red state you have every opportunity to carry a firearm.

>>18507893 (OP)
>fashion
lol
either get something work appropriate or your just a worthless, jobless bum

>>18515151
Retards these days like to dress like a jobless bum. They call it "street wear". What the fuck even is that? Clothes you wear while loitering around in the streets like a gang of thugs in the "hood" or like hobos and drug addicts?

>>18515151
>>18515188
>muh work appropriate
the people who say this unironically browse the fashion board for hours looking to post their weak bait of an opinion

>>18515235
post your recent pay stub you broke bumass nigga

>>18509898
only sexy preppy and sophisticated should exist

>>18507893 (OP)
its not hard to take the picrel guide and do it in your own unique way through colors and details

if i started out following this guide instead of letting my facile whims carry me into a disorganized mess of shirts and ties that don't serve the needs of my daily life, i'd be a lot further ahead

you can follow guides to the letter like a totally checked-out normie, or you can use them as a base to customize to your own aesthetic

>>18516248
Ayy lamo

>>18516249
ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_UfBJF47nk

>>18515241
im not legally emplyoed

>>18516248
>low rise skinny jeans
>overly slim jacket
>posing like a woman
Quintessential millennial faggotry.

>>18507893 (OP)
Stop shopping at meme stores like American Eagle and Hollister. Save your money for higher quality goods in more flamboyant styles. Save the normie stores for when you need cheap basics. Women can also dress in purely raglan tshirt and light blue skinny jeans.

Check out neiman marcus for more tasteful pieces.

>>18516478
I really enjoy This picrel tie

>>18507901
CIA-developed AIDs took this from you

>>18516248
Oh God, that outfit is a disaster.

>>18516248
I mean good on you for giving it a shot but there's a lot of room for improvement. For starters don't even try styling low rise jeans, leave that to the women.

>>18516248
Looks like a 2009 Doctor Who larp that got out of control

>>18516681
>leave that to the women
That's asking for the impossible from millennials.

>>18507893 (OP)
Maturing is realizing I'm perfectly content with my sartorially sterile NPC wardrobe.
I've tried wearing vivid colors and loud print shirts, and I just couldn't pull it off. It draws too much attention I'm not looking for. Kudos to those who manage to pull it off and look good tho.

>>18516468
>1700 for a shirt
lol fuck off retard

>>18516248
Sorry dude but the jeans look really faggy and out of place here, get a pair of khakis or corduroys or something for God's sake

>>18516468
>>18516470
>>18516476
>>18516478
>spend $5.7k united states dollars on one mid looking outfit

>>18516361
>>18516686
i take that as a compliment
>>18516760
i do like corduroys, khakis idk about
maybe some slightly baggy khaki cargo pants

>>18516756
yeah thats fair. just do your best.

>>18516528
disaster, or hot mess?

>>18516689
im gen Z lol

>>18516786
Millennial is a social construct. Anyone can be millennial (or zoomer) by being gay enough.

>>18516790
im already pretty fucking gay
but i'd rather be the millenial kind of gay (slim, energetic,androgynous in an edgy anime way) than the zoomer kind of gay(form-obscuring, shlubby, lethargic, washed out, androgynous in an interchangeable globohomo corporate memphis way)

That’s what you get for being a conservative right wing retard

>>18516757
You can just make it yourself for cheap of you learn how to read a pattern and sew. The core concept is that men's fashion isn't boring, it's there's, you're just too broke to access it

>>18507916
Sig P365 goes with every outfit, bitch

>>18516921
>>18516757
>>18516468
true, i've found better stuff at better prices on eBay

also, it might be a bit austere compared to most of the dandyish stuff posted in this thread, but you can't deny the aura and energy of a pinstripe suit

>>18516468
>>18516757
That was probably worth 1700 rupees in India or Bangladesh where it was manufactured. These fuckers then replaced the rupee sign with the dollar sign.

>>18508617
dude i love 100 gecs

>>18507893 (OP)
men's fashion is simple and timeless
I'm glad
I don't know why you'd want to spend the mental energy doing what women and gay men do just to get dressed every day

>>18516786
Rather gay in all honesty

>>18516248
>>18516786
Jesus Christ

>>18517975
the girl from your gif does onlyfans now btw