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Anonymous No.18508562 >>18508805 >>18509432 >>18509887 >>18509895 >>18509931
Fat daddy fashion?
OK so I am a short jovial fat man. 3 kids married. Eurofag council estate scum. I realised early as a short, ugly, balding 15 year old that looks would never be the key to my success.

So I decided to jovial max. Take girlfriends out to eat, eat lots of food, get hammered, make them laugh, success came. Same with friends, I got a huge social circle from being the fun jovial guy. Settled down at 29 had three kids now mid 30s.

I want to look as good as a fat middle aged pot bellied thin armed robert boratheon motherfucker can.

I wear wrangler relaxed jeans. That is not negotiable, my immense belly can not handle anything else but relaxed stuff.

Now I am thinking of getting some chunky new balance, finding UK based place to buy simple thick cotton tshirts and thats my new style. Along with pullover fisherman jumpers with a vip from the neck to top of the chest.

Thoughts?

INB4 kill yourself from taller skinnier men who never got laid and are mad i played my cards right.
Anonymous No.18508741
>my appearance doesn't matter
>what should I do about my appearance
Anonymous No.18508748 >>18508752 >>18508800 >>18509801
get thin
you will never be effay as a fatty
Anonymous No.18508752
>>18508748
this. You clearly gave up on that, so why bother? The best you can do is to always have new clothes so they look pristine and sharp so it takes away attention from the lack of care with the rest of your looks.

having said that, going jovial mode was a good idea if your looks were completely fucked.
Anonymous No.18508800 >>18508809
>>18508748
>you will never be effay as a fatty-ACK!
Anonymous No.18508805
>>18508562 (OP)
The only good fatties are bold and alphas.
Otherwise you're just the pathetic fat loser beta who wishes he was thin.
So be fat, be bold.

Good examples:
Henry VIII
Marlon Brando
Orson Welles
Kim Jong Hung
Ramzan Khadirov
Action Bronson
Gerard Depardieu

Bad examples:
Your pic
Low test reddit faggots
Fat funkopop collectors
Stepdads
Public school teachers
Anonymous No.18508809
>>18508800
That's not effay. That's humpty dumpty wrapped in blanket so that he doesn't fall and crack open again.
Anonymous No.18508811 >>18508870
also, look accessorize a lot, gold necklace, rayban aviators and so on.
You want to evoke opulence, not laziness.
Anonymous No.18508870
>>18508811
I second this, get some kind of chain OP and maybe a nice watch. Linen pants are nice and relaxing but may look strange on your body type/they may not make them in your size.
Anonymous No.18509359
Is that Jelly Roll?
Anonymous No.18509387
Costsnza max
Anonymous No.18509421
You’ve got to edgemaxxx or tradmaxxx
Anonymous No.18509432
>>18508562 (OP)
Ozempic
Anonymous No.18509801
>>18508748
It's also fairly easy to do with some basic knowledge. 3-6 month investment that takes next to zero time out of your day
Anonymous No.18509887
>>18508562 (OP)
dress like a Sopranos character
Anonymous No.18509895 >>18509932
>>18508562 (OP)
Just do ozempic and steroids
Anonymous No.18509931
>>18508562 (OP)
>I am a short jovial fat man.
>I realised early as a short, ugly, balding 15 year old that looks would never be the key to my success.
>3 kids married.
The math ain't mathing.
Anonymous No.18509932
>>18509895
expensive