Fat daddy fashion?
OK so I am a short jovial fat man. 3 kids married. Eurofag council estate scum. I realised early as a short, ugly, balding 15 year old that looks would never be the key to my success.
So I decided to jovial max. Take girlfriends out to eat, eat lots of food, get hammered, make them laugh, success came. Same with friends, I got a huge social circle from being the fun jovial guy. Settled down at 29 had three kids now mid 30s.
I want to look as good as a fat middle aged pot bellied thin armed robert boratheon motherfucker can.
I wear wrangler relaxed jeans. That is not negotiable, my immense belly can not handle anything else but relaxed stuff.
Now I am thinking of getting some chunky new balance, finding UK based place to buy simple thick cotton tshirts and thats my new style. Along with pullover fisherman jumpers with a vip from the neck to top of the chest.
Thoughts?
INB4 kill yourself from taller skinnier men who never got laid and are mad i played my cards right.
So I decided to jovial max. Take girlfriends out to eat, eat lots of food, get hammered, make them laugh, success came. Same with friends, I got a huge social circle from being the fun jovial guy. Settled down at 29 had three kids now mid 30s.
I want to look as good as a fat middle aged pot bellied thin armed robert boratheon motherfucker can.
I wear wrangler relaxed jeans. That is not negotiable, my immense belly can not handle anything else but relaxed stuff.
Now I am thinking of getting some chunky new balance, finding UK based place to buy simple thick cotton tshirts and thats my new style. Along with pullover fisherman jumpers with a vip from the neck to top of the chest.
Thoughts?
INB4 kill yourself from taller skinnier men who never got laid and are mad i played my cards right.