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Anonymous No.18514992 >>18515000 >>18515103 >>18515672 >>18515847 >>18516538 >>18518000 >>18518197
>when he wears a smart watch
Anonymous No.18515000 >>18518197
>>18514992 (OP)
That's the 'wears a casio' image
Anonymous No.18515084 >>18515103 >>18515125 >>18515606 >>18515834 >>18515847 >>18516093 >>18516104 >>18516538 >>18518198 >>18520451
Anonymous No.18515103
>>18514992 (OP)
>>18515084
lmao any more of these
Anonymous No.18515125 >>18515212 >>18516114 >>18516637 >>18516639 >>18518466 >>18518501 >>18520363
>>18515084
what the fuck is wrong with climbing?
Anonymous No.18515212 >>18516649 >>18518309
>>18515125
these images always have random shit thrown in to boost engagement and to bait insecure people
Anonymous No.18515606
>>18515084
this is literally me
Anonymous No.18515672
>>18514992 (OP)
I drive one of those honda civics is it over for me
Anonymous No.18515834
>>18515084
lmao the rockclimbing one is good
Anonymous No.18515844 >>18518312
i'm a bigger loser than either of these guys
Anonymous No.18515847 >>18515849
>>18514992 (OP)
>>18515084
literally having those text conversations right now.
i should kill myself
Anonymous No.18515849 >>18515972
>>18515847
Self correct and text her that these balls aren't going to drain themselves
Anonymous No.18515972 >>18516091 >>18517980
>>18515849
The jump to that would be too bold. I’d seem like a completely different person and would just gross her out.
I need to work towards saying that organically, in tiny steps.
Any ideas?
Anonymous No.18516091
>>18515972
announce that youre high (on some soft, social drugs) and youre masturbating. at the very least you won't have to explain your behavior later
Anonymous No.18516093
>>18515084
Just realized my boyfriend probably isn't that attracted to me KEK
Anonymous No.18516104
>>18515084
>No physical contact on date

Fuark....
Anonymous No.18516114 >>18516637
>>18515125
just look at it. its not the side of a mountain, its a grown-ups jungle gym.
Anonymous No.18516538 >>18516610
>>18515084
>>18514992 (OP)
>acts like a nice guy
>gets mad as fuck when some girls ghosts him and starts shitting on all women
So many liberal guys are like that it's funny. What they don't realize is that they are being deceptive. If you only lack nice because you are desperate you aren't a nice person at all
Anonymous No.18516610
>>18516538
>>acts like a nice guy
>>gets mad as fuck when some girls ghosts him and starts shitting on all women
This is so common and it's hilarious. Some girl will politely reject someone as nicely as possible and the guy just melts down and calls her a whore and slut and tells her he didn't like her anyway.
Many such cases, like clockwork
Anonymous No.18516624 >>18516645 >>18516651
wtf.. how am i supposed to act and message in order to attract her??
Anonymous No.18516637
>>18515125
>>18516114
>normie colleague at work starts rock climbing
>it's promoted as a team building activity
>now everyone at the office is rock climbing
it's that safe hobby that people with a herd mentality do. the equivalent of "I like travelling"
Anonymous No.18516639 >>18516648 >>18518049
>>18515125
It’s one of those “safe” active hobbies. Like cycling or disc golf, shows that this guy is active but a dork. This applies only to rock climbing at those facilities. ACTUAL rock climbing is a hobby with some chest hair.
Anonymous No.18516645 >>18517535
>>18516624
I just read the message when the notification pops up, then go about my day. when I find some time I'll message back.
Anonymous No.18516648 >>18516653
>>18516639
>cycling
>safe
Lmao
Anonymous No.18516649
>>18515212
Hi Michael
Anonymous No.18516651 >>18517535
>>18516624
>how am i supposed to act
Start Ken-maxxing. NOW!
Anonymous No.18516653 >>18516765
>>18516648
Fine. A “non-threatening” active hobby.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMvDTVQ4Goc
Anonymous No.18516765
>>18516653
it's also not "weird" like model trains or chess
Anonymous No.18517535
>>18516645
i did that too...
>>18516651
i haven't seen barbie
Anonymous No.18517980
>>18515972
>Any ideas?
I think one of the bigger ones is to stop apologising in advance.

"Hey do you want to go to that thing on Saturday?"
Sounds way better and more confident than
"Hey do you want to go to that thing on Saturday? No worries if not it's totally cool if you don't want to".
Anonymous No.18518000 >>18518040 >>18518441
>>18514992 (OP)
>smart watch
>android
gr9 b9 m9 I h9d 2 repl9
also why did I assume these were like $800?
Anonymous No.18518040 >>18518043 >>18518045 >>18518541
>>18518000
What, are android smart watches supposed to be bad or something?
Anonymous No.18518043
>>18518040
they're just not seen as cool by the retards that own apple watches
they're lacking the branding and branding is all that matters to normie s
Anonymous No.18518045 >>18518303
>>18518040
apple watch is the only good smart watch design so youre either wearing an apple watch or nothing
there are obviously android watches with the same kinda design but it's like wearing a fake rolex
Anonymous No.18518049 >>18518534
>>18516639
Retarded take. Not everyone lives near places with actual mountains to climb. It's like saying swimming in a pool is dorky unless you living by the lake.
Anonymous No.18518057
can I just say I hate women? I hate women. that is all.
Anonymous No.18518079 >>18518199 >>18518536
memes like this are pure projection. the creator just lists all the cringe shit he has done in the past and has recognized as suboptimal dating behavior.
Anonymous No.18518197
>>18514992 (OP)
this is ragebait made by a man right?
>>18515000
fuck you casios rule
Anonymous No.18518198
>>18515084
why is climbing in here? climbers have a completely different connotation on the coast
Anonymous No.18518199
>>18518079
it's more that there are just generic default guys, just NPC guys
Anonymous No.18518303 >>18518468
>>18518045
>apple watch is the only good smart watch design
lmao you applefags are a riot
Anonmous No.18518309
>>18515212
I am insecure & I was baited. What happens now?
Anonmous No.18518312
>>18515844
These guys are worse than losers. They look like they had their lives decided by an HR Department.
Anonymous No.18518441
>>18518000
Yeh garmin have double while these are half of what they were
Anonymous No.18518466
>>18515125
Its for dudes who have no friends and lots of free time
Anonymous No.18518468
>>18518303
Name a better one
Anonymous No.18518501
>>18515125
Climbing real rocks is pretty cool, but climbing plastic crags with handles is cringe as fuck and gives chicks the ick.
Anonymous No.18518534
>>18518049
>It's like saying swimming in a pool is dorky
it kind of is, a guy wearing nut huggers, swim cap and goggles looks pretty gay. you're missing the point btw
Anonymous No.18518536
>>18518079
thats not what projection means ESL anon
Anonymous No.18518541
>>18518040
idk my point was just that the best selling smart watches are apple watches and they are not compatible with android
Anonymous No.18520363 >>18520367
>>18515125
all of these are just projections of the creators insecurities

imagine living your life in a certain way just to appeal to women, pathetic
Anonymous No.18520367 >>18520379
>>18520363
Wanting to attract women at all when men do everything they can do but better is pathetic. Take the gay pill.
Anonymous No.18520379
>>18520367
except homos lives their lives exactly like that but instead of attempting to appeal to women they want to appeal to men
Anonymous No.18520451
>>18515084
>no physical contact on date
and if he gets touchy he is labelled a horny creep or a sex seeking asshole.
>responds immediately
ok this one is legit. I respond in days.
>no banter or flirting
or if he flirts "omg why do dudes alway have to turn it sexual immediately"