Thread 18515028

what the fuck is a black tie wedding? ive been told to rent a tux but that seems cringe and corny?

If you don't follow the dress code please just don't go. Your reeking ass will ruin every picture

>>18515034
I'm down to do whatever is appropriate. I have coin and am not a schlub. I just cant interpret the situation.

>>18515038
You don't understand the concept of dress codes or are unable to do basic research?

>>18515034
I do not "reek", I smell of peach magnolia

>>18515043
both

jesus christ.

just ask someone in the wedding party if they're expecting a tuxedo if you're so anxious. you know these people if you're going to their wedding, do you not?

>>18515064
nope. gf's friend she reconnected with.

>>18515028 (OP)
black tie means tuxedo, couldve found that out with one internet search

I wouldnt go kek
Who tf is the bride to tell eveyone they have to wear a full tuxedo
She needs to get over herself; if u arent in the wedding party wear whatever tf u want!

>>18515066
stay home and play video games

I'd also say don't go.

Fuck your shit friends or shit family. You have to be really obnoxious to force a dress code on people.
They should just be happy that people go to their shit wedding, that is a display of narcissism that useless modern bitches don't deserve. Playing their game is just supporting their cancerous mindset.

Also, i'd give them the shittiest reason not to go ever, like i can't go that day because i have to go swimming or something, making it very clear that their wedding is shit and very low on everyone else's list.

>>18515028 (OP)
> cringe and corny
It’s a wedding. Wear the tux or don’t go

>>18515403
>hey anon we're inviting you to share this one in a lifetime moment with us so please wear something formal
>AAGGGGGHHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU THIS IS SO OBNOXIOUS YOUR WEDDING IS SHIT AND YOUR MINDSET IS CANCER WAAAAAAAGHHHHHH

>>18515028 (OP)
>>18515034
>rental tux wedding
I don't think there's anything to ruin here bubba, you look like a clown in your plastic tux, no one thinks you're classy

>>18517639
>once in a lifetime
Yes the love is whats important thats why the strict dress code is stupid

What are you wearing for the divorce?

>>18515049
irl master roshi

>>18517639
literally, unironically me.

>>18517688
>What are you wearing for the divorce?
what you really love

>>18515028 (OP)
Make sure you get a cummerbund and cufflinks as well

>>18515066
how well of is that friend group? unless they are actually upper middle class it's neigh inconcivable for the majority of the people attending to own an actual fitted tuxedo, if your gf really wants to go wear a well fitted black suit and you will still end up looking better than people in shite rented tuxedos.

>>18517674
>Yes the love is whats important thats why the strict dress code is stupid
Love had nothing to do with Weddings for women. Its about having a big occasion where ther bride is the centre of attention all day. They stand up abd take voys and 2/4rd of them are sleeping with other men and phoning divorce laywers with 7 years

The CAtholic have a religions sacrament for Marriage its one of their big deals like becoming a nun, the rituial before they die, baptism etc,. Love does nto come into it. It was originally a religious rite, Now its just bullshit and some goverment paperwork to keep laywers busy. Civil marriage is completely worthless and pointless.

>>18517796
A cummerbund can work wonders,

https://www.gentlemansgazette.com/cummerbund-definitive-guide/

https://mytuxedocatalog.com/blog/the-cummerbund-5-facts-every-gent-should-know/

In general black cimmerbunds for formal occasions but you might wnat to try switcing to red for the evening events or matching your dates.

>>18517800
Not worthless and pointless if u are in love and want to enter legal contract with each other to be partners

>>18517639
If you want people to come you shouldn’t make the dress code so formal. People don’t want to have to buy clothes on top of your wedding gift just to show up. The event is supposed to be fun for everyone. Instead you’re making it fun for you and a pain in the ass for everyone else all for your sake. Anything more than standard formal wear is too much for a wedding.

>>18518233
>standard formal wear
>black tie
What do you think formal wear is?

>>18520017
it should just be a clean shirt (or polo) and non sneaker shoes.

>>18520027
>should
But it isn't.

>>18517639
Don't worry she'll have like 2 more weddings