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Captain Kevin No.18517923 >>18518189
How's the fit, mates?
Captain Kevin No.18517924 >>18518189 >>18518226
Captain Burgundy No.18518189 >>18518226
>>18517923 (OP)
>>18517924
Me and the boy's were talking and we think you shouldn't be Captain anymore, this be a mutiny.
Anonymous No.18518193 >>18518213 >>18519450
Unironically I want cool pirate clothes because I'm already a permatwink that likes swords
Captain Burgundy No.18518213 >>18518275 >>18518307
>>18518193
You'll start as a cabin boy, you can earn your way to a higher position.
Anonymous No.18518226 >>18518272
>>18517924
>>18518189
Imperializes both you bitch boys
Quartermaster Jacob No.18518272 >>18518523 >>18519452
>>18518226
FIRE ALL CANNONS
Anonymous No.18518275 >>18518287
>>18518213
I will personally behead you with a yataghan
Captain Burgundy No.18518287 >>18518307 >>18518378 >>18519026
>>18518275
We all had to be the butt boy when we first started, Anon. Its only 4 weeks before we get a new recruit. It just wouldn't be fair to the crew if we gave you a pass.
Anonymous No.18518307 >>18518315
>>18518213
>>18518287
>I mean, it's 4chan you know. Something terrible always happens when i go there. Stuff always seems to get turned on its head. I mean, this one time, okay, someone spiked my drink and i dont know what happened -- all i remember is this voice going "bueno bueno bueno bueno"
First Mate Bueno No.18518315
>>18518307
Hehe, sorry about that, lad. The chemist said you wouldn't remember, never trust an Serbian.
Anonymous No.18518378
>>18518287
This is pure Judaism.
Anonymous No.18518523 >>18519024
>>18518272
Not even close sir, it would appear they are all too busy violating the cabin boy
Quartermaster Jacob No.18519024
>>18518523
That poor boy. READY THE PLANKS FOR BOARDING! BRACE FOR IMPACT!
Cookie No.18519026 >>18519446
>>18518287
Ahoy, Captain, food's ready. Mind if I have a turn while the lads have dinner?
Captain Burgundy No.18519446
>>18519026
All right, but don't forget to give him another dose in 10 minutes. Don't want him escaping,
Cookie No.18519450 >>18519456
>>18518193
Lad, wake up, come on boy wake up!
I'm with Quartermaster Jacob's group, I'm rescuing you before the boarding starts. Hurry, we need to go.
Anonymous No.18519452
>>18518272
Lore accurate blackthorne
Captain Burgundy No.18519456
>>18519450
Sorry, boys. You aren't going anywhere, just came back cause I forgot me flask.
Cookie, you disappoint me, haven't I treated you well, didn't I give you another chance after the weevil incident? Unhand the boy, go back to the kitchen and I'll forget this happened, I'll drop you off at the next port,I owe you that much.
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Cookie No.18523744 >>18525393
Poor lad, his screams are audible from the kitchen
Captain Burgundy No.18525393
>>18523744
Right, here we are. Now, get off my ship.
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