Thread 18519073

How the fuck do y'all prevent THIS from happening every time you sit down when wearing shorts? I swear, I'm wearing shorts that are just barely above my knees when standing but when sitting they become just a few inches away from a dick slip. And it seems to happen without me even noticing. Like when I first sit down the shorts will be close to my knees, and I make very sure that they are close to my knees, but after a while it's like I just blink and they're suddenly more than halfway up my thigh. It's almost like some sort of weird magic.

stop wearing shorts that look like underwear, they should have a larger leg opening

buy a trans penis tucker

>>18519073 (OP)
I stopped caring tbqh. If my meat is so prominent it has to form a bulge every time I wear shorts then so be it. If it gets the ladies' attention I'm not complaining. If it makes other men uncomfortable they're faggots anyway for staring at my crotch.

>>18519074
i lol'ed at this. so true. no idea why some guys insist on wearing shorts that look like underwear. it's a horrible look

maybe it's cuz u fat. ever thought of that? clothing rides up more on fat people

it looks cool and ladies love it unless you are fat

>>18519132
You don't even need to be fat for it to happen. It can also happen if you wear clothes that are too small

>>18519073 (OP)
Then stop wearing shorts like an exhibitionist faggot. Nobody wants to see your disgusting manlegs. Only women should wear shorts.

>>18519073 (OP)
There's nothing wrong with that. All shorts (and trousers) appear shorter when you sit down, to accommodate the joints' angles. It's normal and unavoidable. It's not just you, it's everybody

People who enjoy looking at your legs will maybe enjoy the sight if they notice, which isn't even guaranteed, because it's so common. People who don't like your legs, or legs in general, will simply not look or not notice

You're not a few inches away from a dick slip because there's enough fabric left and your legs fill more of the shorts' legs since they're larger there. Some anons say you need shorts with larger leg openings, however there's a risk that such shorts don't fit as well when standing up

Basically, stop worrying, it's fine

>>18519150
>Only women should wear shorts.
No disagreement from me here. I think the reason why that is, is because women already show off their legs in mini skirts and dresses, so them wearing shorts don't stand out nearly as much as a guy wearing shorts.

there's nothing wrong with this happening. just make sure to wear lots of sunscreen if you're gonna be sitting out in the sun for a long time. sunburnt thighs are no fun, ask me how i know

>>18519181
How.DO you know?

>>18519181
>ask me how i know
>>18519380
>has never heard of a rhetorical question in his life

>>18519640
How do you know, pervert?

>>18519073 (OP)
If you care about this, youre a woman

>>18519380
>>18519662
He probably wore shorts out on a hot day and got sunburnt thighs? Duh.

Having skinny thighs helps most. Go swimming and eat nothing but carrots and peppers for a month.

>>18519715
Oof

>>18519073 (OP)
Stop lying, your pp ain't close to the end of your shorts

>>18519775
this. it's hilarious seeing these guys act like as if they have just absolutely massive flaccid cocks. unless your flaccid cock is like 12 inches it should be nowhere near the end of your shorts

>>18519150
Women shouldn't wear shorts either, that's what skirts are for.

>>18519913
Disagreed. Shorts on an attractive woman are hot as fuck. It's basically just a more casual mini skirt.

>>18519143
it doesnt look bad on fit or skinny people

>>18519150
Why couldnt i have been a girl and got to be cute and show off the fact that im cute kms

>>18519073 (OP)
post your soles

>>18519073 (OP)
not sure if my input matters here but i'm bisexual and i find this pic sexy as hell. if those are actually your own legs then please for everyone's sake don't change a thing. just let your shorts ride up all the way, it's no big deal, it happens. i need some good eye candy when i'm out and about

>>18520604
Bro are we looking at the same legs? I'm straight so I likely wouldn't know but still, those are literally the most ordinary legs ever.

>>18520632
well to each their own i suppose but those are basically my ideal male legs. they're ordinary sure but i'm mostly attracted to average looking men and women anyway. i like pale skin, i like legs that are relatively hairless, i like legs that are somewhat "thick" (yes i do realize he's sitting down and that they might be thinner when standing up but i'm judging by what i see here) but not fat, and those legs basically check every single one of those boxes

>>18520668
>i'm mostly attracted to average looking men and women

>>18520669
Ah, wrong one
>>18520668
Sorry, I have too many files, can't find it

>>18520669
>>18520672
i can relate, lol. i have so many files i actually need to start deleting them due to them taking up too much space on my computer (it's an old computer)

>>18519073 (OP)
>but when sitting they become just a few inches away from a dick slip
stop lying bro. your dick is not that big. we all know it's the size of a tic tac

>>18520849
KEK

Your skin is very porcine.

>>18519073 (OP)
stop being fat/wear bigger clothing

>>18519073 (OP)
It's supposed to do that, Son.

>>18520939
okay, i literally spit out my juice from laughing. i wasn't even thinking about that but now that you mention it his skin really DOES look porcine. not sure if you were trying to roast him or just making an observation but either way that's funny as shit