Thread 18520641

Can PirateMaxxing work in 2025?

>>18520641 (OP)
if you are a legit pirate history autíste and can go full pirate in earnest then you can probably pull it off. anything less than 110% confidence and sincerity will result in mock and ridicule

>>18520730
I could, if I find the good pants in the color of my namesake

>>18520744
post plenty of pics once purple pirate pance are procured

>>18520730
Nice Pepe

>>18520756
Thanks, I made it

>>18520641 (OP)
Better than NinjaMaxxing

>>18520746
I will, anon. I will.

>>18520641 (OP)
kys retard

>>18521367
Kys, Privateer. You make me sick, taking coin from the government.

>>18520641 (OP)
There's a subculture of people who go to Renaissance fairs dressed as pirates and get super drunk. I think I saw 3 maybe 4 Jack Sparrows last time I went.

>>18521341
>>18521369
Do you hire buccaneers cap' n?

>>18520641 (OP)
Aside from the johnny depp movie, ‘pirates’ are esentially the homeless / utilitarian adaption of 17th and 18th century clothes from europe
So maybe do some research and find a way to modernize it

>>18521416
You may come aboard, my Spanish friend.

>>18521383
Sounds comfy

>>18521422
Not swarthy enough

>>18521421
Pirates would keep sex slaves too. Fast forward and feminists tell story of pirate women not realizing they were being held captive and raped by all the men on board

>>18521631
Sun protection is a must have on a ship

My brother in Christ, it’s nearly September. Piratemaxxing is an exclusively April-June move.

>>18521632
You know nothing about pirate history

>>18521847
Next time you see people posting a woman pirate I guarantee you she was gang raped and some point in her biography. Keep in mind next time

>>18521819
This. Autumn pirating sounds like some wes Anderson shit

>>18520744
>>18520746

Found a good red pair on etsy, not as wide in the leg and had a swirly design but they looked good. Was just about to get them, but they changed to not allow shipping to United States because of recent events.
My heart is torn asunder and my search continues.

>>18522378
I know anon, I know. I won't be able to send my niece and nephew their birthday presents until at least next year I think :[

If flyover States larp as cowboys even if they don't work on a ranch, why can't coasties larp as swashbucklers?

>>18520641 (OP)
Get an eye patch

>>18520641 (OP)
>Two pirate threads
Is another golden age upon us?

>>18520641 (OP)
Hell yeah, brother

>>18520744
>>18522378
Finding those is like finding an ant’s bollock on a beach. Bear up, Laddie and bring your arse to anchor for Groggy Greg has what ye lookin fer.
Harempants dot com has booty aplenty fer the brethren of the coast but be warned the doubloons may be more than ye are prepared to pay ever since them scallywags in the America's raised the taxation rate by order of King Orange.

>>18520641 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNJvY2EZ8w0

>>18523647
Nice, will acquire.

>>18523647
>>18525392

Based