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Anonymous No.18520663 >>18520664 >>18520680 >>18520692 >>18520713 >>18521888 >>18521923 >>18521935 >>18522746 >>18522809 >>18522965 >>18523167 >>18524492 >>18524951
The zillenial beard
Why does every bearded man between the age of 25-30 have this style? I just dont understand where this even came from or whats the appeal, It just hit me one day how rampant this shit is.
Anonymous No.18520664 >>18520667
>>18520663 (OP)
gigachad meme side effect
Anonymous No.18520667 >>18520670 >>18520698 >>18522269 >>18526586
>>18520664
Why can't they grow longer?
Anonymous No.18520670 >>18520671 >>18520674
>>18520667
because it would look onions
Anonymous No.18520671 >>18521051
>>18520670
s/o/y*
Anonymous No.18520674 >>18520675 >>18520684 >>18520698 >>18520701 >>18522296 >>18527275
>>18520670
Does Rasputin look ꜱoy to you? I think he looks quite good, I can see why women throw themselves at him.
Anonymous No.18520675 >>18520676
>>18520674
Except for the bald spot, he looks like somewhat like me
Anonymous No.18520676
>>18520675
I see why you would think he looks ꜱoy, you have self esteem problems
Anonymous No.18520680 >>18520682
>>18520663 (OP)
>I just dont understand where this even came from
Anonymous No.18520682
>>18520680
It's meant to be, even horses have moustaches
Anonymous No.18520684 >>18520687 >>18520688
>>18520674
No he looks nice as a 1800s guy. But in the 2020s longbeard feels like le epicz atheist science man s/o/y
Anonymous No.18520687 >>18520688 >>18520689 >>18520696 >>18521409 >>18521751
>>18520684
My whiskers are saddened for your mindset.
Anonymous No.18520688 >>18520689 >>18520692 >>18521409
>>18520684
>>18520687
In hindsight, that's a bad picture.
Anonymous No.18520689
>>18520687
>>18520688
You are no Rasputin, friend. I'm sorry but i'm just being honest
Anonymous No.18520692 >>18520695
>>18520688
Looks like a bigger fag than
>>18520663 (OP)
Anonymous No.18520695 >>18520696 >>18521409
>>18520692
Yeah, I said it was a bad picture
Anonymous No.18520696 >>18520697
>>18520687
>>18520695
The hell is your problem? I said why can't they grow longer, not grow to terminal length. Those are disgusting.
Anonymous No.18520697 >>18520698 >>18520699
>>18520696
Only fags trying to hide their chin grow a beard longer than an inch. Or i guess disgusting curly pube beard guys who NEED it to be long or else it's vomit worthy
Anonymous No.18520698 >>18520702
>>18520697
Cough
>>18520674
>>18520667
You can tell he has a decent chin despite it being longer than a quarter inch
Anonymous No.18520699 >>18520708 >>18520710
>>18520697
PREACH, BROTHER! LET US POST OUR CHINS TO MOG THE HAIRY BASTARDS!
Anonymous No.18520701 >>18520703 >>18521780
>>18520674
How'd you bypass the soi filter?
Anonymous No.18520702 >>18520705 >>18521030
>>18520698
It's not the 19th century anymore gramps.
Anonymous No.18520703
>>18520701
It's a secret that bearded men know, ꜱoy boy.
Anonymous No.18520705 >>18520711
>>18520702
Why not? Don't chase trends, make yourself look as good as possible. If that means you have a strong jawline but your face was made for beard, grow a beard
Anonymous No.18520708
>>18520699
How about you post hairline, dickhead?
Anonymous No.18520710 >>18522679
>>18520699
Post hairline, dickhead.
Anonymous No.18520711 >>18520712 >>18520714 >>18520719
>>18520705
Rasputin had a beard because he was a tryhard that wanted to look mysterious, it sounds like you are the same
Anonymous No.18520712 >>18520714
>>18520711
Oaky, boomer
Anonymous No.18520713 >>18520715 >>18520728 >>18521052 >>18521409
>>18520663 (OP)
needs to be longer and dreaded
Anonymous No.18520714
>>18520711
>>18520712
Anonymous No.18520715 >>18520723
>>18520713
May God grant you an early access pass.
Anonymous No.18520719
>>18520711
ꜱoy
Anonymous No.18520723 >>18520726 >>18520728
>>18520715
god needs me to stay put and continue warning sinners like you, that anyone who follows vain facial hair trends is doomed to never enter the gates of heaven.
Anonymous No.18520726 >>18520728
>>18520723
May Captain Burgundy take you in as a cabin boy
Captain Burgundy No.18520728
>>18520713
>>18520723
>>18520726
Yeah, the crew could like him in the dark, below decks. Might have to get a barrel with a hole if not.
Anonymous No.18521030
>>18520702
Apologize, you Knave before I smack your bottom.
Anonymous No.18521047
our effay lord and savior rocked the onions beard

personally i look best with stubble. just electric razor twice a week and shave my neck daily
Anonymous No.18521051 >>18521089
>>18520671
newfag
Anonymous No.18521052 >>18521482
>>18520713
this meme will never take off
Anonymous No.18521089 >>18521097
>>18521051
ꜱoyfag
Anonymous No.18521097 >>18521100
>>18521089
post fit
Anonymous No.18521100 >>18521487
>>18521097
Your turn, post ꜱoyfit.
Anonymous No.18521409
>>18520713
>>18520695
>>18520688
>>18520687
Yeesh
Anonymous No.18521482 >>18521483
>>18521052
say that to my face not online and see what happens
Anonymous No.18521483
>>18521482
Is he getting pounded from the back?
Anonymous No.18521487 >>18521488
>>18521100
post your own fit, on yourself, with timestamp
Anonymous No.18521488 >>18522275
>>18521487
No no no, post your ꜱoyfit before accusing others of not posting in sincerity
Anonymous No.18521751 >>18521789
>>18520687
Anonymous No.18521780
>>18520701
that's not an s
it's an ꜱ
Anonymous No.18521789
>>18521751
Revoke his beard privileges
Anonymous No.18521817
> I want a beard but I don’t have great beard genetics and I’m afraid of letting it get too long
Anonymous No.18521888 >>18521912
>>18520663 (OP)
>Why does every bearded man between the age of 25-30 have this style?
Real answer?
Because it's the lowest maintenance beard style and the one that requires the least amount of work with specialized tools. You can just trim it with a generic all purpose cutter and you're G2G.
It also hides a lack of good facial aesthetics well.
Conversely longer beards need expensive oiling and combing.
>Where does it come from
Stephen Frakes.
Anonymous No.18521912
>>18521888
>expensive oiling and combing
Depends on the oil
Anonymous No.18521923 >>18521927 >>18522050 >>18522128
>>18520663 (OP)
Get a gigachad beard instead
Anonymous No.18521927
>>18521923
Get in
Anonymous No.18521935
>>18520663 (OP)
That's just a shitskin thing.
Anonymous No.18521936 >>18521941
Even if you grow a beard, you can still tell if the guy has a weak jawline or a strong jawline.
Anonymous No.18521941 >>18522050 >>18522128
>>18521936
Daily reminder to trim your beard. You don't want ass hairs on your face.
Anonymous No.18522050 >>18522128
>>18521923
>>18521941
that is truly horrific and an abomination in the eyes of god.
Anonymous No.18522128
>>18521941
>>18521923
This poor creature needs to meet God.
>>18522050
Hold him still, my organic friend.
Anonymous No.18522269 >>18522274 >>18522298
>>18520667
It's a pain in the ass and people will make assumptions about you. I keep mine at about an inch on the chin and shorter on the sides because anything more just turns into an annoying mess and I need to maintain some semblance of professional appearance, even if standards are relaxed enough to have a beard at all.
Anonymous No.18522274 >>18522760
>>18522269
>people will make assumptions about you.
Who are these people? I get compliments from fair Maidens and comely Wenches all the time.
All I do is comb it, maybe some wax on the mustache sometimes to keep it even and not going in all directions. You live amongst hateful people, possibly modern day jews if they still exist after Brian Shaw's rampage.
Anonymous No.18522275 >>18522276 >>18522278
>>18521488
>still hasn't posted fit
why are you afraid
Anonymous No.18522276 >>18522281
>>18522275
Scared, Potter?
Anonymous No.18522278 >>18522281
>>18522275
The Rus pants thread will never die.
Anonymous No.18522279
Anonymous No.18522281 >>18522282
>>18522276
>>18522278
Still haven't posted fit, stupid.
Anonymous No.18522282 >>18522953
>>18522281
I do not trust you, you would steal my image and use it to ridicule for years. I know this because I do the same thing.
Anonymous No.18522296
>>18520674
Seeing his cock made me want to be a girl lowkey ngl
Anonymous No.18522298 >>18522760 >>18522791
>>18522269
>people will make assumptions about you
why do you care about what other people think. you're pathetic
Anonymous No.18522679 >>18522685
>>18520710
wtf Billy Mitchell on /fa/ with a gi?
Anonymous No.18522685
>>18522679
Who the hell is Billy Mitchell? It's not a gi.
Anonymous No.18522746 >>18522748
>>18520663 (OP)
zillenial femanon here,

too unkempt and fattened up to pull off the young cutesy twink look, too young to look like a mature man. What you get is this intermediate goofy big boy look every dude seems to sport the moment they leave college. Scruffy facial hair and fat. Wish more guys looked like picrel.
Anonymous No.18522748
>>18522746
>every dude
>they
YWNBAW, tranny.
Anonymous No.18522760
>>18522274
>>18522298
I'm not the type of dude having a big beard makes me look like I am, easier to nip it in the bud then deal with awkward situations when people get the wrong idea. I also have to deal with people including a lot of uptight boomers and that stuff goes a lot smoother when I look reasonably put together and professional.
Anonymous No.18522791 >>18522867
>>18522298
Retarded chud, you don't live in isolation on a deserted island. When you live in civilization, you dress and conduct yourself in a way that is presentable. Especially because looking presentable is advantageous to you. People will respect you more, treat you better, and will stay out of your way because you don't look suspicious or degenerate.
Anonymous No.18522809 >>18523092 >>18523115
>>18520663 (OP)
It's a continuation of the soilennial look from the 2010s, which was a continuation of the hipster look from the late 2000s to early 2010s. Millennials started out by growing their beards out "ironically" to look like a parody of a lumberjack, because that's so quirky (teehee). That normalized keeping beards, so all the non-hipsters saw an opportunity to not put in any effort in their appearance and let their beards grow out, because nobody cares anymore if you're not clean shaved.

A lot of these bearded skinny fat guys are also a bunch of nerds who work in IT and/or remotely from home, so grooming isn't much of a necessity for them, especially since corporate office culture has become a lot more casual since the 2000s, because most mega corps since the past 2 decades have been tech companies operating out of Silicon Valley, the hub of leftists and hipsters. So, that culture spread to the entire world through these tech giants.
Anonymous No.18522867
>>18522791
You can groom a long beard, you follower of Moloch
Anonymous No.18522878 >>18522886 >>18522895
How is this a distinct style of beard it’s just not having shaved for a while. I clean shave, forget to shave until it gets to somewhere between stubble and this and then shave again
Anonymous No.18522886 >>18522928
>>18522878
>it’s just not having shaved for a while.
They shave the cheek, they want that look
Anonymous No.18522895 >>18522928
>>18522878
He clearly trimmed his beard and let the mustache and soul patch grow out.
Anonymous No.18522928 >>18522930
>>18522886
>>18522895
Oh, idk how the man’s beard grows. Who gives a fuck boys this is gay
Anonymous No.18522930
>>18522928
So is 99% of this board. Come, my friend let us leave this den of Sin.
Anonymous No.18522953 >>18522958 >>18522959
>>18522282
>admitting your fit is so bad it would be ridiculed for years
lol and you think you're allowed to have an opinion on anything
Anonymous No.18522958 >>18522962 >>18522963
>>18522953
Very well, hope I don't turn out like the guy in the squat rack they constantly mock on /fit/
Anonymous No.18522959
>>18522953
Very cool, would suckle
Anonymous No.18522962 >>18522963
>>18522958
Nice, here's mine
Anonymous No.18522963
>>18522962
>>18522958


Get absolutely mogged
Anonymous No.18522965 >>18523060
>>18520663 (OP)
I have always viewed this as the "unwilling to commit" beard. Shit or get off the pot. Either grow it into a real beard, or shave it clean. Pick one: do it now.
Anonymous No.18523060
>>18522965
I do not shit in a pot, I am no greek.
Anonymous No.18523092
>>18522809
As someone who grew an unreasonably lng beard, beards are high maibtennance. You gotta brush it, oil it, use special soap, etc. if you wanna keep it under control. Clean shavenbrequires just a daily shave or every other day.
Anonymous No.18523115 >>18523192
>>18522809
If millennials would trim they beard it would look better. Untrimmed beard look like ass-hairs in the face.
Anonymous No.18523152 >>18523154 >>18524320 >>18524396 >>18524441
Beards look nasty. They immediately make you think they might have some bugs, fungus or food scraps stuck in them. Which is why they make bearded men look like a bunch of gross savages. And no, long beards aren't any better either. All beards make you look like a caveman. It's an uncivilized and unhygienic look.
Anonymous No.18523154 >>18523166
>>18523152
Clean-shaven will make you look like a women
Anonymous No.18523166
>>18523154
Only if you are a weak jawed chinlet with a doughy soi face. A masculine man's face will never be mistaken for a woman's face. If anything clean shave is the best test for masculinity. If you look like a woman clean shaved, then a beard is just a cope to hide it. Which is why all these soilennials grow their beard out in the first place, because they know they're too effeminate without it.
Anonymous No.18523167
>>18520663 (OP)
You don't see this one too often.
Anonymous No.18523192
>>18523115
For you
Anonymous No.18524320 >>18524475 >>18529573
>>18523152
For you
Anonymous No.18524396
>>18523152
>hey immediately make you think they might have some bugs, fungus or food scraps stuck in them. Which is why they make bearded men look like a bunch of gross savages. . All beards make you look like a caveman.
based
Anonymous No.18524441
>>18523152
No hygiene ass comment
Anonymous No.18524472
This generation will never know the softness of a freshly combed and oiled long beard.
Anonymous No.18524475
>>18524320
The saddest part is that guys with beards like in OP are trying -and failing- to look like this.
Anonymous No.18524492
>>18520663 (OP)
hell yeah, muta
Anonymous No.18524951
>>18520663 (OP)
Because I have a recessed chin and IT WON’T GROW PROPERLY ON MY FUCKING CHEEKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.18525140 >>18525141 >>18525439
How do you get fuller face coverage? Im around 3 months in.
Also are beard products, balm and whatever else, just snake oil or do they actually do something?
Anonymous No.18525141 >>18525142
>>18525140
Stop trimming
Anonymous No.18525142 >>18525144 >>18525385 >>18525414 >>18526279
>>18525141
I dont trim, I have left it untouched for 3 months
Anonymous No.18525144
>>18525142
Wait longer than 3 month
Anonymous No.18525385
>>18525142
If you can't get it in 3 months then forget about it. Not everyone gets full face coverage. Some people can only grow a neck beard, others can only grow a goatie, some can barely grow a mustache.
Anonymous No.18525414
>>18525142
Give up nigga
Anonymous No.18525439 >>18525441
>>18525140
you wont like this answer but when you jizz rub your cum in your beard and let it sit for a while. i have issues with trich so sometimes i have awkward bald spots and discovered i could get the hair to grow back quicker by rubbing some semen on the bald portions.
Anonymous No.18525441 >>18526276 >>18526280
>>18525439
I would mock you, were it not for the fact I have done the same.
Anonymous No.18525498
Neckbeards and chinless chads everywhere.
Anonymous No.18526276 >>18526280
>>18525441
This board truly is full of fags
Anonymous No.18526279 >>18526289
>>18525142
I'd say try trimming, it'll help even things out and make it look cleaner and for me it grows out really nice after a trim. For me my beard normally looks it's best like 1-2 weeks post trim.
Anonymous No.18526280
>>18525441
>>18526276
i also routinely eat my jizz, its a good form of bio feedback
Anonymous No.18526289 >>18526303
>>18526279
You bastard, he wants it to grow. Your advice will destroy weeks of progress
Anonymous No.18526303 >>18526311
>>18526289
Well i dont mean like trim everything to a certain guard but just even out certain spots to shape it up better. eg trim the cheeks down to a 2 or 3 and shape the the neck so it looks less neckbeardy or something along those lines
Anonymous No.18526311 >>18526564
>>18526303
The neck provide the density of a beard, you don't to have a see through beard do you?
Anonymous No.18526564 >>18526598
>>18526311
Go watch videos of barbers doing beard trims and you'll see what I mean.
Anonymous No.18526586 >>18526786
>>18520667
That looks like shit
Anonymous No.18526598
>>18526564
I don't want nightmares
Anonymous No.18526786 >>18526789
>>18526586
No more opium for this man. He is cut off until he apologizes.
Anonymous No.18526789
>>18526786
Sorry for the disturbance of that rude boy, continue the festivities.
Anonymous No.18527275
>>18520674
He has intense eyes was tall and wore cool suits/robes. The beard works
Anonymous No.18529457 >>18529563 >>18529576
Cause they need to keep on shaving that shit off and growing it again to the point that their beard ends up looking good, long, and thick (if they have a good beard gene), but some are kind of lazy to do so

Also, Muta is indian, so that's probably the reason why he looks like that
Anonymous No.18529563
>>18529457
>Cause they need to keep on shaving that shit off and growing it again to the point that their beard ends up looking good, long, and thick
I have only shave 2 times in my life, and I have thick strong beard
Anonymous No.18529573 >>18529641
>>18524320
He looks like a divorced homeless father on the left. Like a greasy unwashed slob on the right.
Anonymous No.18529576
>>18529457
Shaving has nothing to do with the thickness and coverage of beard. Shaving doesn't make your beard grow thicker, and not shaving doesn't turn you into a beardlet soiboy. That's a myth. You'll get the beard that's in your DNA, whether you've ever shaved in your life or not.
Anonymous No.18529641
>>18529573
Oh, I can explain that. His beard isn't dirty, that's just the color it naturally is.