Thread 18521657

The suitpill works if you're over 25 and fit

got nothing to do with any of that, you just need to look comfortable in it which comes from habituation. even a poorly fitted cheap suit will look more natural (and therefore better) on someone who is at ease wearing it, no amount of fine tailoring and expensive cloth will fix the body language of a criminal defendant who was dressed up by his lawyers

I don’t know how to get this through your heads but when you grow up, your job is your life. You literally spend most of your waking moments at work, what you do with your finite moments on this earth are associated with your work, and that’s how people know you. If you have a job where a suit is inappropriate wearing a suit everyday just looks weird and autistic. If you have a job where a suit is appropriate, by all means. Otherwise you just look like a sperg.

>>18521827
/fa/ can't understand context, that's why you see asinine shit like "you can't wear a t-shirt past the age of 20" or "how do I pull off a raincoat"

>>18521827
>but when you grow up, your job is your life
Sure if you're an npc loser

>>18521657 (OP)
it works no matter what its a suit. You don't go outside so you don't understand that. I get it. But put on a suit and go outside and you will see people check you out, because you aren't wearing sweats.

>>18521837
the opposite actually, neet. If you run your own business or care about getting ahead it becomes a big priority. If you just want to show up and get a paycheque then its not.

>>18521827
should i start wearing a suit while i work from home

>>18521837
Whether you like it or not this is just how the world sees you and treats you. Whether you like it or not or think it’s suitable only for NPCs or not is irrelevant.

>>18521851
If you work from home your job is not important or that serious so no.

>>18521855
but i make 6 figures doing that job. must be inportant if theyre paying me this much????

>>18521869
you're not physically taxing yourself in a physically uncomfortable environment so it's not a Real Job™

>>18521827
>I don’t know how to get this through your heads but when you grow up, your job is your life
>he doesnt know about neet bux
lmao

>>18521657 (OP)
Only if you look like a man, and not a little boy like Review Brah who looks like he goes to Hogwarts.
https://youtu.be/fT4lDU-QLUY?t=13

>>18521871
Son, this isn't the 1800s anymore. Grunt work is for machines. Most intelligent humans today do work that requires thinking, creating, problem solving, and managing other people. Even carpenters and blacksmiths today do around 10% of the hard labor that their ancestors used to do 150 years ago, thanks to power tools and heavy machinery.

>>18521932
you gotta be <60 iq to not understand the sarcasm in that post

>>18521938
There are plenty of retards on 4channel that actually believe this.

>>18521657 (OP)
anything works if you're attractive enough

>>18521940
youd think theyre gonna defend they're point, no?

no it doesn't

suits are fedora tier

also you have to buy it each year because the fit is unforgiving to body changes

>>18521948
>also you have to buy it each year because the fit is unforgiving to body changes
Then stop eating like a gluttonous pig, you fatfuck. My body hasn't changed much since my late teenage. I can still wear clothes from my high school years. Also, good suits have a ton of seam allowance to let you alter them to your size whenever necessary. Nobody buys a suit every fucking year. Suits are built to last for decades.

>>18521953
gaining weight isn't just fat you brainlet

if you get a few inches swole your suit is worthless. the only thing alterable is the pants if you lucky enough to have enough slack from the first time you tailored it

>high school

yeah you're probably some homo lanklet. don't talk to me

>>18521960
Constantly getting swol is for homos. Suit wearing men don't get swol. They maintain a lean physique. And you can alter a suit jacket by several inches.
But suits don't look good on roidmutants anyway. So it's better for you to not wear one. Stick to wearing t-shirts and hoodies like a gymcel.

>>18521976
>x is for homosexuals, real men do y! here's a picture of actors playing fictional characters to prove my point

>>18521996
>umm ackshully the 1960s happened in a fictional universe

>>18522009
>uhm actually everyone looked like a model and was in their 40s half a century ago! here's a pic of a model proving me right!

>>18521869
Nope. Most likely your pay is just a result of bureaucracy, being hard to fill, or in a high income market. That doesn’t mean it’s important. Take financial analysts for example. They usually make good money. They’re not important people. They’re all replaceable.

>>18521953
If you haven’t grown since teens that is pathetic. You must be 5’6” max too.

>>18521976
All men look better in all clothing when lean with sleek legs and waist but with broad shoulders and thick neck and strong jaw. Given how onions and unathletic modern men usually are, a bit of lifting is the most likely way they’ll achieve that. Being lean just keeps them looking twinkish or skinny fat.

>>18521869
Lol

>>18522018
95% of people used to be thin and lean in the 60s and even until the 90s. People (especially Americans) started turning into fatfucks only from the mid 2000s. And nobody got swol back then either. That is also a recent trend. People aimed for staying fit (through jogging, aerobics, and light weight training), not look like a roided mutant monster.

https://youtu.be/1u5Gkh2t1ZI?list=RD1u5Gkh2t1ZI

>>18522028
>being hard to fill, or in a high income market
this means i am not very replaceable though.
>They’re not important people. They’re all replaceable.
do you think some bumass plumber or a lawn mower is important and irreplaceable? ur lowkey delusional unc

>>18522037
>People (especially Americans) started turning into fatfucks only from the mid 2000s

disagree, I drove from canada to florida in 2001 and it was like entering an alternate universe of fat. every time I stopped for food I saw people who were about as fat as I'd ever encountered in real life.

unfortunately canada is now about where the US was 25 years ago.

Yea but you gotta be skinny

>>18521842
I'm not a neet, my job just isn't my life. You're a loser that lives to work, I just work part time to pay for my hobbies and enjoy life.

>>18522157
Based anon of leisure.

>>18522157
anon said when you grow up

>>18522157
Sure, retard. Let's see you keep doing that in your 50s, 60s, and 70s. Spend your youth NEETing like a faggot and you'll spend your old age being a hobo. Your youth is for amassing wealth and starting a family, so that you don't wallow like a dog all by yourself with no support of any kind when you're older and no longer as healthy and able.

>>18521657 (OP)
Everything works if you're fit.

>>18522384
You don't have to work like a madman to amass wealth you fucking dumbass. Well I guess if you're a retard that overspends on everything then yea maybe you do.

Also ever heard of having kids you fucking moron

>>18522042
You’re wagie nonetheless, a mere line in OpEx on the P&L. You might be harder to replace than one of the lesser wagies but you’re still just one of the quasi-slaves. Moreover, if you were a really essential quasi-slave they would need you to be in-person. The reason they allow you to work remotely is not because you have more leverage and thus can demand more. It’s that your job is hard to fill but ultimately not that important.

>>18522773
well okay mr unemployed retard what job is important?

>>18522773
Damn you cooked him lol

>>18522087
>>18522037
italians were fat as fuck during those times lol.

>>18522042
>bumass plumber
Lol do it yourself then, blue collar jobs are arguably more important to functioning society than whatever you ‘do’

>>18522801
sure thing prole

>>18522801
All jobs are important, sweatie. Blue collar jobs wouldn't exist if white collar jobs weren't managing the system and the economy from upper levels and providing jobs and distributing the resources efficiently. White collar jobs can't function if blue collar jobs weren't building and maintaining the infrastructure for white collar jobs and residents to do their job. It's like claiming only the legs, or hands, or the brain, or rectum are important in your body. You need all of those and more for your body to function properly.

>>18522813
legs are more important than hands though. i walk on legs, hands are secondary. most animals dont have hands and live just fine

>>18522816
Those animals didn't evolve to use or even have hands. If you want to live like a human and not a grazing cattle, you need hands.

>>18522818
but what if i only got hands though? it better be legs in that case. although with hands only i can jump around and climb things like a monkey

>>18521657 (OP)
wearing a suit is great because its like an opener in itself. Chicks are way more open to cold opens when you wear a suit.

>>18522157
any male working a part time job is a loser man, sorry to inform you. Only people in my life that say "I just work part time to pay for my hobbies and enjoy life." are failures who say this either after or before taking a bong hit at 3 in the afternoon.

>>18521960
i mean don't buy skinny fit suits and you can avoid this problem.

>>18522840
Idk what to tell you man, you sound like a loser yourself. Hope you break free of your toxic mentality before it's too late and you wither away.

And no I don't smoke weed

>>18522840
God forbid someone is happy.

>>18521869
lol
lmao even

>>18521657 (OP)
reviewbrah has to be a demigod bro, how is his aura so immaculate

>>18521869
10/10 ragebait

>>18522840
>after or before taking a bong hit at 3 in the afternoon.
sounds good to me, I wish I could do that shit instead of working a soulless 9-5 job like I do

>>18522840
Sad