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Anonymous No.18531562 >>18531802 >>18531808 >>18531810 >>18531849 >>18532310
Grow your hair
If you can't then give up. Seriously. Go start reading or playing video games. Get a different hobby. Short hair and especially short hair because you are balding makes you a sub-5. This is not a put down. This is a public service annoucement. Save your time because you only get one life. Choose your battles. Get a pair of jeans and a hoodie and forget fashion if you can't grow your hair.
Anonymous No.18531563 >>18531565 >>18532310
I am currently in the process of growing my hair out, but every time I have tried this in the past it's been a failure because my hair is so coarse and feathery and frizzy. But I'm trying.

You see, I love long hair, and I am lucky enough to be in my 30s and have zero receding hairline or thinning hair, so this is my last chance. it's not going too well because of how wild my hair gets but I'm trying
Anonymous No.18531564 >>18531565
sorry about your insecurity, best of luck bro
Anonymous No.18531565 >>18531568 >>18532310
>>18531563
Just keep growing it. Most people give up when they are at the awkward phase. It seriously gets better if you give it time.
>>18531564
Keep being the butt of jokes behind your back I guess. Keep spending hours a week looking at clothes online and in stores, thousands a year and just looking like a tryhard who is over compensating. You need to move on. There is a reason this board is dead. Everyone mid just realized the issue and focused on other things in life, and the handful left are either eternally deluded losers or the minority who made it.
Anonymous No.18531568
>>18531565
my brother has the same shit hair and I distinctly remember when he grew it long in high school and he ended up looking like george washington. not good!

I won't try and use straightener but I do have some nice conditioners which might keep it manageable
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Anonymous No.18531578 >>18531588 >>18531591
Anonymous No.18531588 >>18531620
>>18531578
>Yea bro just wear paisley board shorts and a Target white button up with your skinhead and you'll look just like this.
The cope is unreal.
Anonymous No.18531591 >>18531618
>>18531578
wait is he banging a 10yo
Anonymous No.18531618 >>18532293
>>18531591
It's so hard for incels to imagine people procreating?
Anonymous No.18531620 >>18531844
>>18531588
Post your picture where you mog him, go ahead.
Anonymous No.18531802
>>18531562 (OP)
He looks better on the right tho. More masculine, more mature, more high T. He should grow a beard and maybe get some tattoos, and he'll instantly become a 9.5/10. All chicks dig masculine, muscular, bald men with beards and tattoos.
Anonymous No.18531808
>>18531562 (OP)
left: looks good
middle top: looks bad
middle: looks good
middle bottom: looks bad
right: it's shaved bald without reason
That's the problem with long hair. It looks good on a man if it's just the right length and perfectly placed to look cool. Otherwise it removes attractiveness.
Anonymous No.18531810
>>18531562 (OP)
Nope
I got a hair cut after years of long hair and i look great
Long hair is for neckbeard redditors, every neckbeard white fat nerd i see at the grocery store has long greasy hair
Anonymous No.18531844
>>18531620
??? He just said you wouldn't look this good, what are you trying to prove?
Anonymous No.18531849
>>18531562 (OP)
no, I have curly hair and it looks terrible
Anonymous No.18532107
I will have beautiful hair even when I'm old, here's the cheat code I use:
Anonymous No.18532289
>So vexxed by chrome domes that he has to make a pointless thread about it
keep your gay ass psa to yourself
or keep screaming into the void ig
Anonymous No.18532293 >>18532384
>>18531618
With 10 yo!?
Anonymous No.18532310 >>18532363
>>18531562 (OP)
>>18531563
>>18531565
What is the "awkward phase" so many people bring up? What does it generally look like? Does it just start at medium-long hair that's a bit past the tops of the ears and growing a bit longer at the back?
Anonymous No.18532363
>>18532310
it's medium long hair that isn't undercut at all and therefor not clean around the ears and sides, because the goal is to get it long and flowing. so it gets fuckin' weird for several weeks or even months. for me it's when my hair reaches short-medium (usually when I give up) because my hair is really coarse and doesn't fall with gravity, it look like a goddamn scarecrow. other people just get weird anton chigurh hair for awhile
Anonymous No.18532384
>>18532293
kek