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Anonymous No.18532867 >>18532897 >>18532898 >>18533054 >>18533260 >>18533323 >>18533477 >>18534105 >>18534106 >>18536061
Why the FUCK am I so comically bad at shaving
Anonymous No.18532897 >>18533081
>>18532867 (OP)
This is a fashion board post this in one of the many shaving threads. You’ll get more (you)’s.

A tip tho is use more lubrication. youll get how hard to press through trial and error. Its different for every person.
Anonymous No.18532898 >>18533081
>>18532867 (OP)
You gotta go with the grain. Which can vary depending on which side you're shaving. Also take the safety razor pill and buy Feather blades.
Anonymous No.18532940 >>18533081
I only ever cut myself when the blade is extremely dull, forcing me to go over the same patch multiple times.
Buy a new blade dumbass.
Anonymous No.18533054 >>18537601
>>18532867 (OP)
Bro shaves the thickest part of the beard and complains his beard is shit
Anonymous No.18533081 >>18533169 >>18534105 >>18539096
>>18532897
>>18532898
>>18532940
I got frustrated and hacked away at my neck without enough water or cream. I was asking more like how the fuck do people line this shit up properly. I've been shaving for 14 years and I can't make a fucking straight line or make sure both sides are even to save my life.
Anonymous No.18533169 >>18533227
>>18533081
Hack your neck more vigorously next time and save us all your whining ever after.
Anonymous No.18533227
>>18533169
Anonymous No.18533260
>>18532867 (OP)
Protip: shaving blades are sharpened enough that you don't really need to apply much pressure. Stop grinding the blade against your neck
Anonymous No.18533323
>>18532867 (OP)
Until I opened the thumbnail I thought I was looking at a rat lol
Angle magicry.
Anyway, please never get a girlfriend shorter than your collarbones.
Anonymous No.18533477 >>18533658
>>18532867 (OP)
did your dad never teach you to shave?
Anonymous No.18533658
>>18533477
My dad unironically never did. I've been an electric razor beardlet ever since. Fuck him though he'll die alone with my mother. God riddance.
Anonymous No.18534105
>>18533081
>>18532867 (OP)
>im retarded and hurt myself and am now looking for attention
use that razor to kill yourself next time
thanks
Anonymous No.18534106
>>18532867 (OP)
>These autistic nerds are the most racist people online
Anonymous No.18536053 >>18537270
what the fuck is going on with your ear?
Anonymous No.18536061
>>18532867 (OP)
cuz you a broke ass white boy
Anonymous No.18537270
>>18536053
he's a jew
Anonymous No.18537601 >>18537602
>>18533054
this anon knows whats up
Anonymous No.18537602 >>18537622
>>18537601
forgot pic
Anonymous No.18537622
>>18537602
Anonymous No.18539096
>>18533081
dry shaving with a sharp double edge works best for me, give it a try
doesn't work for an actual close shave but if youre just doing your neck daily it's great