Thread 18554372

If you are above 30, just eat right, exercise regularly and combine sunscreen + basic skincare for your daily routine. You will literally magnet all the agressive slutty zoomettes and get at least 9/10 prime pussy that you always lusted for in your youth you fuckin bum.

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>>18554372 (OP)
janny makes all these threads

>>18554372 (OP)
This grandpa again.

Also, that faggot has horrible skin. Worse than a roastie's. His skin looks like something you'd find on a 50+ year old than a 36 year old.

>>18554372 (OP)
what garbage thirdwhurlde shithole does this degenerate come from?

also OP is right, daily and evening skincare goes a long fucking way. people think I'm 10 years younger than I am because I take care of my skullmask.

I don't skip through the streets like degenerate pædo though

>>18554389
Not sucking down tobacco really does make a difference.

>>18554389
Looks like Brazil.

>>18554391
Don't smoke, don't drink, stay away from goyslop and eat simple home cooked food, fast regularly, drink plenty of water, exercise regularly, maintain a proper posture, meditate to keep your stress under control, and keep your mind engaged in intellectual and creative tasks/hobbies. If you do that, you'll not only look younger than your age, but also live long, stay fit and healthy, and remain mentally sharp well into your old age.

>>18554391
I do drink and smoke too much but just on weekends.

and no I don't look like a child but I do have better complexion than I deserve to have. I owe it all to Clinique

>>18554399
You shouldn’t smoke at all. I did when I partied hard in my 20s. Twink rebirth is not a meme, but it’s not easy. It requires a hell of a lot of detoxing, fitness, and hibernation, not just a flattering haircut with bangs.

>>18554372 (OP)
this guy is actually 60, right?

>>18554400
I know anon I know. I have been smoking an drinking the last couple days because it's been a busy weekend and my face is red and crustie and my cheeks are drying out. I will be wearing an overnight mask moisturizer for the day because I need to supple up

>>18554402
The fact that the text looks layered on and it says “male model” kinda shows that it’s all bullshit and meant to make you feel insecure or defeated. He’s probably late 50s and just some random Brazilian. I mean, he’s wearing the default Brazilian outfit, which is a tee, shorts, and flipflops.

>>18554405
It’s not just the drying out. Alcohol that has sugars will give you a bloat. I have a very angular face with smooth skin, but a night of sugary alcoholic drinks at a bar will turn me from Leon Kennedy into human Shrek the next morning.

Also, a little fun tip is to have a lot of oxygen. Take antihistamines and nasal spray. Thank me later.

>>18554408
I irrigate my sinuses actually which opens me up. And yeah my face gets puffie after boozing but it's even worse the 2nd day because I consume lots of salts to replenish my electrolytes and usually overdo it with soups and broths and such, and then I retain water I get bags under my eyes and shit. This is the price I pay but after a couple days I go back to normal

>>18554409
You need to supplement with vitamins and leafy greens to detox and fill you back up. Magnesium, vitamin A, and iron are the most common losses after a night out. I know the late night munchies after coming home are a bitch. Just replace that with a fuck ton of water or green tea and then eat the next day.

Believe me. When I said I used to party hard, I mean like glowsticks until sunrise twice a month and small dives in between. A pack of American Spirits a week. Hardly any sleep. Going to Denny’s after closing.

I understand people go out because there’s fuckall to do these days. Cut back on that. Workout and get up early to go on an adventure in the world.

>>18554410
Yeah I take a cocktail of vitamins, a multi, mega b complex, and some omega 3's just for maintenance. I eat healthy and don't eat things like pizza and burgers and such. I have a really good electrolyte powder that isn't just sodium and potassium like the cheap ones, but also has magnesium and calcium, and I also supplement with Manshakes because when you're dehydrated fortified liquid meal shakes are fucking perfect without introducing so much salt

>>18554389
brazil

>>18554377
The pieces of shit jannies spam shitty threads so that actually good threads are pushed into the archives.

>>18554415
You aren't just taking a cocktail of vitamins. It's a cocktail of a ton of degenerate chemicals that will fuck your body up over the years. You'll see their effect as you get older. Stop poisoning yourself with drugs. Eat normal food. You don't need to pop pills everyday like a fucking roastie. Eat lots of seasonal vegetables and fruits for your vitamin and mineral requirements. That's all you need.

Does anyone have more webms of this dude? I remember seeing one where he is taking a selfie video. I feel pretty bad for him.
>>18554389
>I don't skip through the streets like degenerate pædo though
Kek

>>18554558
it's hard to tell if he's a troll and in on the joke, a jerk, or just pitiful. any option is possible and all are mutually exclusive.

>>18554565
>a troll and in on the joke
I doubt it anon, he doesn't strike me as a dude capable of self-reflection.

>>18554565
>>18554589
Of course he's in on the joke, the guy is like 50. It's just standard rage bait.

>>18554565
>anon doesn't know what engagement bait is

>>18554386
Are you gonna cry, son?

I'm over 30 and no, this will not happen.

>>18554594
Of course, middle-aged Brazilian favela monkeys are known for their post-ironic self-deprecating humor.

I'm 35 and look closer to 25. Currently in the best shape of my life, well-dressed, blessed with a great face card, hygiene immaculate, make good money, interesting hobbies, have a sweet loft apartment...

But I'm 5'7, so naturally I haven't had sex in 3 years. Zoomettes literally look at me with disgust, like they wish I were dead.

>>18554805
This is me btw

>>18554806

Lol nah, I'm white.

I was lucky to have been young during an era where guys like Zach Efron and Ian Somerhalder were considered sex icons. Efron alone helped me get laid more times than I can count in the early 2010s. But Zoomettes have different criteria, and right now the height thing is just way too ingrained in them.

>>18554387
He lives in a favela take it easy on him

This idea that 18-21 year old girls are after 30-39 year old 4channers is pure fantasy/delusion/cope.

>>18554377
>an equally terrible thread died for this
Oh no!

>>18554372 (OP)
He just like me frfr
t.millenial

>>18554829
cope general

>>18554825
I bagged a 25 year old at my mid 30s. I can't imagine being with someone that's 18 or 20, especially these days kids seem stupid.

>>18554378
I believe it
>>18554385
kek came to post this gem and you beat me to it

>>18554760
not me mocking you, janny. i don't use the enemy's language.

>>18554399
KEK!!! You look very much your age, you just have mental illness.

>>18554399
let me guess, 44 years old?

(being very fair because you could very well be Juden Peterson)

>>18554962
>I can't imagine being with someone that's 18 or 20
the femboys ain't bad

>>18554558
LuanOli

>Why won’t you millennials just give up and die!?
Lmao

>>18555052
nah nobody ever guesses my age
>>18555059
I don't have any wrinkles anon

>>18554372 (OP)
or just actually look young

i'm 31 and i tap 18yo boypussy regularly because i look early 20's max

>>18555218
Gays are easy street, and everyone knows it. Gay dudes have "daddy" fetishes and you can pretty much fuck teen gays well into your 60's.

>>18555218
nah. the teen boys WANT a older guy. ur a silverdaddy for them.

>>18555221
>>18555237
This. The girls are very picky, and the guys will actively try to cock block you if even one girl says hello to you. Gays have almost no standards and haven’t for decades.

>>18555237
>>18555221
how could i be that if i lie about my age to them?
its about looks, but i give you that we faggots are depraved so whatever

>>18554386
jannies will never post my pic because i actually look young

No amount of looksmaxxing will ever make you fuckable just off your attitude. Have fun being alone at your own funeral!

>>18554399
That receded hairline and gray on temples and whiskers alone makes you look 40-ish. Your eyes/nose/mouth area is likely just as telling.

Unless you're about 50yo or older, you very much look your age.

>>18554372 (OP)
That's just straight up twinkdeath denial. :/

>>18554378
Yuck.

This is what happens when you postpone twink death for way too long. Niggas start looking weird. Uncanny valley weird. Skin looks great, I guess, but that faggot needs to rethink his grooming.

>>18554372 (OP)

Dude looks fucking old

>>18554372 (OP)
Is this Mexico?

>>18557880
Brazil

>>18554558
It's so off-putting it looks AI generated.

>>18554372 (OP)
Just like me but more handsome.

>>18554378
This. They hate us and are deliberately trying to destroy this site

>>18554372 (OP)
Is this why? My friend wears business casual clothes and is relentlessly hit on by zoomer cashiers, waitresses, and colleagues

>>18559163
Because it makes you look like a grown man with a stable life/job, the kind of things women look for.They don't want little boys dressed in childish clothes who look like they still live off the allowance from their mommy and daddy. Peacocking with trendy clothes is for little boys. Grown men settle into a mature, timeless style and get busy with more important things in their life. Every time I wear a button up shirt I get a lot more attention and sexxo eyes from girls compared to when I wear a t-shirt.

>>18554372 (OP)
I can’t even begin to imagine how low iq one must be to not immediately comprehend that this is satire. The browning of /fa/ has been an absolute tragedy.

>>18559182
when dealing with thurdies one never knows. they're not prone to intelligence

>>18559182
Nigger, there are plenty of retards in the world who unironically do shit like this.
>>18559194
Plenty of delusional retards even in the first world. FFS there's an entire movement in western countries where millions of mentally ill people think they're the opposite sex and even mutilate their genitals to "transition".

>>18554408
I'm in my 20s and I still have acne problems. I have my skincare routine (tretinoin and more). I eat well, exercise regularly, don't smoke, rarely drink alcohol, sleep well... so I don't fucking know. I can only think that perhaps is because I drink too much soda. Like 2 soda cans a day. You think maybe this is the issue? Man, how it sucks to have a nice body and a regular face but all is ruined because of acne

>>18559196
>millions of mentally ill people think they're the opposite sex
you're fucking retarded if you think that. it's like hundreds per millions, thousands per hundreds of millions. you literally think boogeyman is under your bed

>>18559216
Not even the OP but hundreds per millions is crazy. Across the world, millions is quite right. Trannies got really popular these recent years, you just don't spot sometimes

>>18559223
if mean across the world it's way more people yes, but the proportions are still tiny. hundredths of a decimal percentage.

>>18555100
the reflection kinda looks 17 h
e has that going for him i guess

>>18554372 (OP)

Honestly the zoomer gait and prance cracks me up every time, he’s got that down at least

>>18559228
yeah maybe a decade ago grandpa. almost a quarter of kids identify as trans or nonbinary now.

>>18554372 (OP)
>17
>with those white roots
>with those deep set lines
holy cringe

he is like only 1 year older than me and already looks wasted as fuck

>>18559182
proof? brazil cant produce or identify satire

also even if that is satire it is still retarded because then he'd be making fun of wanting to look your best for your age

>>18559196
>people think they're the opposite sex and even mutilate their genitals to "transition".
brazil has had this mental illness since at least the 90s
thought the west could never emulate this retarded behavior ...how wrong...

im 36 and love to date girls 22-27.

when i go out with 18 year olds i tell them not to kiss me in public or hold my hand, they are so lovey dovey.

pic related this 18 year old had such a thick ass and fat tits. but she wants to hold hand in public too much and gets her feelings hurt when i dont save her nu,ber in my phone,

basically what im saying to all young anons ages 21-30 is focus on developing your rizz. wait till your 40 to settle down. dont get a gf, dont even move in with a female.

all your women are for me, and when your my age get the hot young girls.

i should make a skool communty for all the pics, footage and stories i have to teach yall in modern dating.

>Brazil mentioned
>thread inmediately turns to discussing trannies
Every single time.

>>18560774
>wait till your 40 to settle down.
STFU you stupid nigger. Your 40s are when you should be raising 10-15 year old children, not run around in the "dating market" begging for women's attention as a wrinkly unc.

>>18560847
Not him, but I’m 36 and exclusively will go for the teenage girls you like. Did I miss my chances before? Yes. Am I making up for it? Absolutely. I regret nothing.

Stay
Mad

>>18560860
Why would I be mad at you fucking up in life in the twilight of your youth by indulging in glorified prostitution instead of settling down and having a meaningful relationship?

>>18560860
Why would I be mad at you for fucking around in the twilight of your youth by indulging in glorified prostitution like a hedonistic subhuman, instead of settling down, having a meaningful relationship and starting a family like a man?

>>18560839
isn't it the land of retarded comedian that thinks men are women and need to be turned into women

>>18559212
You should be drinking zero soda cans a day.

>>18560771
Where are you from? Don't people think you are really creepy for dating girls so young? I'm not saying it is wrong (the age difference obsession these days is out of whack) but people have been beat up for less

>>18560945
There's nothing wrong with the age difference, in fact it's perfectly normal for a man to be 10 or 20 years older than a woman. Men can reproduce indefinitely, women cannot.
The problem is that 20 y/o girls are utterly retarded and you can feel your brain cells disintegrating while spending time and talking to them.

>>18561236
>There's nothing wrong with the age difference

you know except leaving your kids fatherless when they're going to need you to help them move, take care of any trouble they get themselves in etc.

I can’t say that’s been my experience and I live in a college town

>>18561246
>leaving your kids fatherless
If you have kids in your 50s, they'll be in their 40s when you're in your 90s. If you die at that point they are not fatherless like some poor little orphaned waif and hopefully even retarded zoomers will be mature enough to handle their own affairs by then.

>>18561317
You know what the average life expectancy is for men? Retard.

>>18561329
Are we talking first world or the US?

>>18559212
Cut out dairy.

Legit looks better than me.

>>18561455
>Cut out dairy.
try the low temp pasteurized, non homogenized cream top milk or a2 milk before writing dairy off. they are both much less inflammatory than standard milk, try both and see which is better for you. make your own butter from it too.
but in general this anon is right.
eat an anti inflammatory diet and be aware of any food allergies you have to reduce or get rid of your acne. stop eating seed oils and processed foods entirely. then if you have acne scars you can reverse them over time with autophagy via diet and dry fasting, look into it. there's also some skincare treatments that can reduce the appearance of or reverse scarring you can stack on top.

>>18554558
Why does this look AI?

>>18554372 (OP)
>If you are above 30, just eat right, exercise regularly and combine sunscreen

No, your face will elongate, your bones recede, your ligaments will get loose, your fat pads will shrink, and despite all the sunscreen you wore, you will get old internally.

>>18554402
He is in his late 40s or 50s. His entire shtick is baiting with those kind of videos and in turn taking it as a compliment when people comment that he looks 36. Big brain narcissist move I might say