Thread 18559587

Greetings young bluds, schizos and small sons. After a brief hiatus, Pigslim general makes its triumphant return for a third edition. This thread is for the discussion of the pigslim lifestyle and pigslim related fashion. If you are a poor, incel, gay, schizo, low IQ manlet, this is the place for you.

A little about me: I’m 5’0” 100lbs and schizophrenic. I like to think of myself as a fighter, but the truth is a man of average strength could kill me in a single strike. I’m 38 years old and chronically unemployed. I drive a dusty old shitbox car. I’m obsessed with denim as it distracts me from the fact that I failed college and have never had a real job. I’m also cripplingly stupid and can barely afford to feed myself. My bowels don’t work.

Please share your experiences. This is a safe space.

I recorded this for the haters:
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Good day, pigslim Chads. How are we doing today?

>>18559587 (OP)
>>18559591
>>18559592
this thread was made by a black man who fucked his family's dog.

denim twink won
4chan jannies and the dogfucker lost

>>18559633
When will you get a job, pigslim? You’re pushin 40

>>18559643
is this your job? posting on 4chan all day every day?
i remodel houses.

>>18559587 (OP)
>>18559649
It's a bot

>>18559649
I don’t understand what the problem with this outfit is.

>>18559651
true
notice how it slowed down to just bot posts ever since leto got doxxed and featured on kiwifarms?

>>18559655
nothing. its a sick fit.

Crazy how pigslim eats out of my hand. This is one sick tranny.

>>18559656
Funny. This isn’t the only board to bring up Leto since yesterday. /b/ slowed down with the porn spam too.

>>18559663
it started off as a tard war with the janny that pre-dates cucker even existing, but i think the cucker glowies joined in when they noticed me using cucker to spam /fa/.
leto or jeety literally posted screenshots of a 4chan moderator contacting them and making an agreement to ban me from using ecker to spam gay nigs in exchange for lifting the word filters related to their website and url. they want to memoryhole this but i have screenshots.
leto and jeety were caught stalking vidya butts and other spammers they dislike. and editing or mass deleting people's posts made in ecker. they unironically would add spelling errors to my posts to try to make me sound dumb kekw.
makes perfect sense that leto and jannies are the ones making these threads. leto is a gay nigger and he's directly told me he doesn't want me using ecker to post gay niggers before.

>>18559587 (OP)
thats a $800 fit.

>>18559730
Gonna cry?

>>18559755
turn your bot off its annoying.

>>18559762
I think I’ll continue raping you, pigslim.

its getting boring man. whoaaa i posted a fit pic of rolling out of bed to walk the dog on a snowy day 4 years ago in waywt and actually posted what i was wearing on an average day before my shower. who cares the spam is just annoying, turn your bot off.

>>18559816
What are you blabbering about now pigslim? I think the schizophrenia is starting to degrade your admittedly terrible verbal IQ.

bro i literally just go the twitter page for those thugs like loveandlighttv and brandon currington and click the posts they share, then go to those guys pages and click the posts they share.
its not hard at all to find gay black scat twitter... it really took me by surprise how many of them there are.
there's literally a pipeline for straight black men thats like straight onlyfans shit or porn -> gay porn -> scat porn
im not even trying to shit on black people anymore lol they need to be aware this shits happening to their homies and stay on the lookout for weird ass niggas.
its not even a niche thing bro its happening to rappers.

>>18559762
>>18559820
>>18559816
I'm tired of the Ellen Degeneres bot.

>>18559730
I thought Leto was Vieo?
So who are the jannys stalking you?

>>18559866
vieosperg is janny or jannyfriend, not leto.

>>18559884
Vieo sometimes post interracial pairings on this board lol. But I'm pretty sure he's gay. He seems alright unless he's the one revealed to be the one targeting pigslim.

vieo might not be the same person as the tripcode collector. cecil is established as fake.

vulnerable narcissism. dr todd grande's videos on youtube are a good introduction.
its a mental illness where they have extremely low self esteem and a fragile ego that can only be maintained by shitting on and dragging others down. it's the kind of person who will spend years shitting on how other people look and their style but never post a fit themselves or contribute any sort of constructive discussion. grandiose narcissists do this as well but they act different than this guy. the looksmaxing community is like a magnet to both of these types which has caused them to infest fashion communities.
i think its the same person as the doug spammer, but i might be merging two anons together. if you're familiar with the concept of "troll shielding" then once you learn about vulnerable narcissists it should make perfect sense why they tend to behave that way. guy with extremely low self esteem trying to "create the next chris chan lolcow" to feel better about himself. and as is usually the case -- the "troll" is often times a bigger lolcow than the lolcow themself. they feel like if they're the "troll" it protects them from becoming the target of mockery.

that being said the veio character and the cecil character were VERY well researched. i'm from the seattle area and these are very believable characters you could run into in your day to day life here. cecil is a shockingly accurate portrayal of your typical rainier valley tweaker. i've met guys exactly like that. whoever's behind the personas either based them off of real people or has lived in washington/oregon before and is intimately familiar with our special breeds of crazies.

Good morning, pigslim Chads.
how are we doing today?

>>18560969
I’m planning another long day of schizo ramblings that no one will read, begging for scraps, inappropriate blog posts, posting infographics made by Indians, then finally getting raped one million times.

It ain’t easy being a poor incel gay schizo low IQ manlet dysgenic loser unemployed freak pushin 40, but someone has to do it.

>>18561094
>schizo
>ramblings
>low iq
you say these things because you are incapable of actually rebuking anything i say or making a convincing argument that stands on its own merit. so all you can really do is call me names. its a standard midwit cope for experiencing cognitive dissonance. "but i was told that nazis are supposed to be dumb by my college professors! why don't the arguments they taught me actually stand up to scrutiny?" its like the intellectual equivalent to going to a mcdojo your whole life then signing up for a bellator fight.

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>banned again
Gonna cry pigslim?

QRD on what the fuck this is?

>>18561491
>Blonde guy trolls a schizo
>The Schizo spams these threads for a year
>The Schizo turns out to be the Leto the furry who got kiwifarms into legal trouble and pulled from cloudflare
>The Schizo gets doxxed by kiwi farms and gets a featured article all week
>Manlet lenny kravitz nigger who fucked his family dog

>>18561448
>192.168.1.1
>interfaces
>wan
>spoof mac address
>reset router
>clear cookie
lol

>>18561504
>>18561532
What the pigslim yappin about?

Pigslim would really rather spend all day every day getting raped by Jews instead of just getting a job.

>>18561589
This is a bot.

oh no are my green chinos pigslimcoded

>>18561598
Are you or are you not gonna cry, son?

>>18561668
>>18561595
Bots

>>18561504
>The Schizo turns out to be the Leto the furry who got kiwifarms into legal trouble and pulled from cloudflare
the list of who you claim your rapist to be keeps growing. da joos, shitclit, blake, elen degeneres, and now some kiwifag?

>>18561776
Don’t forget the Indian and the Arab. Pigslim is getting raped by every demographic simultaneously.

chop chop nigga boy

>your karate skills are da best
15 years of kickboxing is nothing to scoff at.
and keep in mind i didn't even mention i fight until well past a YEAR of you constantly calling me weak and small.

>your sex life is da best
millenials had more sex than any generation in history. try to get this through you're head: it was NOT difficult for my generation to get laid like it is for yours. i spent my 20's swimming in easy women. a large part of your identity centers around trying to get laid but i never had to think all that deep about it like you. it came automatic for most guys my generation. thank jews for ruining dating with apps for why you can't get laid it was not always like that.

>That’s also why he’s a funny lolcow. He doesn’t know how stupid he is.
kek you have no idea how funny it is that you think you could even hang with me. if i did bait you into flying out here it would have been really funny and a rude wake up call. go to your local bjj gym and roll with one of the small guys you'll really have a wake up call about your actual ability to fight.

>Pigslim believes that everyone who dislikes him is the same person.
ah yes, its very believable that 10 different anons all use incel vernacular and have the exact same extremely uncommon grammatical tics.
no, you're just one guy who's insecure about the fact that nobody finds your shitty forced memes like "pigslim" funny. your posts stick out like a sore thumb because all the reddit and incel vernacular you use, and strange leftypol anti-white slurs. they're very out of place here.

>That is why his other nickname is “the schizo.”
isn't stalking and obsessing over people a symptom of schizophrenia?
hate to break it to you, but you're the only person who thinks i'm a "schizo" and you literally are demonstrating signs of non-meme actual clinical schizophrenia.
it's plain as day for everyone to see you are projecting.

Good day, pigslim Chads.
How are we doing today?

>>18562341
Today pigslim is
>poor
>incel
>gay
>schizo
>low IQ
>manlet
and
>raped
I don’t know how much longer he can keep this up.

you, the spammer, shitted up the board so much they tried to filter you, now you accuse your critics of shitting up boards
you, the schizo, accuse me and the other anon of being like twelve different people including some random kiwifag
you, the narcissist, write paragraphs about how great you are while diagnosing us

anyway not much new to add since you copypaste your own posts. at least try, slimpig

>>18561776
>>18562448
autistic spergs are known for black and white thinking

>>18562337
im bored
>a YEAR of you constantly calling me weak and small
you are weak and small
>your identity centers around trying to get laid
no it doesnt, yours does. thats why you try to brag about it constantly
>if i did bait you into flying out here it would have been really funny
oh little pigslim and your world full of "if".
>incel vernacular
youve never explained what you think this is
>your posts stick out like a sore thumb
but you constantly confuse me for other anons
>your shitty forced memes like "pigslim" funny
it actually makes it even funnier im not the first one to call you pigslim. why do you think the very first pigslim general was such a rousing success? massive support. though at this point its down to maybe three people
>and strange leftypol anti-white slurs
i showed you my timestamped white hand, youre just retarded
>isn't stalking and obsessing over people
you mean the stuff you're into? youre a sharty and kiwifag and constantly try to dox people
>signs of non-meme actual clinical schizophrenia.
im not the one accusing eight billion people of all being jannies and all also being the identity of the handful of anons on a mongolian basket site that dont like me

so in conclusion you will be raped

>>18562489
>>18562453
>>18562448
you smell like shit bot

>>18562489
all you are bitch ass niggas. cracker ass faggot.

>>18562491
i typed out a thorough raping of your schizo post and you call me a bot? thats low, pigslim

>>18562495
you a white boy faggot that got raped by BBC Big Black Cocks lol. you think im pigslim you schizo?

>>18562489
you replied to copy pasta.
>no it doesnt, yours does. thats why you try to brag about it constantly
the entire "pigslim" acronym is made up of incel vernacular.
>youve never explained what you think this is
words and phrases only incels who spend too much time in online blackpill spaces use. examples: manlet, looksmatch, sub-5, etc.
there is also redditor language like "schizo" "chud" and "da joos"
to normal people even using that language in the first place is a red flag and gives the ick, as the kids say these days.
>but you constantly confuse me for other anons
>i showed you my timestamped white hand, youre just retarded
black and white thinking, struggling with nuance, you might be a lil tism bro.
>4chan's staff
the actual /fa/ janitor, a global mod, and desuawa.
>leto
the guy who runs the ban evasion tool i was using. he's been joining in and using my 4chan pass cookie to pretend to be the janny, see pic related. leto and boony joined in about half way through this.
probably runs the bot.
>you
>some /qatranny/ discord faggots
occasionally comment in these threads. hardly even human, mostly get ignored.
>muh rugga
go back and read the archives i literally said i know the janny is not rugga but i'm shitposting to get a reaction from the jannny (it worked) i have said "if it acts like a rugga i'm posting rugga" going all the way back to the start.
>muh arab anon muh indian anon etc
that's not me posting about that. that's someone else's theory.
>you mean the stuff you're into? youre a sharty and kiwifag and constantly try to dox people
neither & jannies deserve it.
>you, the spammer, shitted up the board so much they tried to filter you, now you accuse your critics of shitting up boards
80% of the catalogue was made up of low effort bait threads made by the janny and his discord clique.
every thread i slid was shit.
i spammed and slid to force janny to do their job.
are you really upset over the loss of "what makes it soi #89034"

>>18562526
>>18562489
YOU BOTS ARE CRINGE

>>18562526
>the actual /fa/ janitor, a global mod, and desuawa.
WHO NIGGA.

>>18562527
he timestamped.

>>18562528
polycom1, desuawa, and probably a mod.

Pigslim Chads.. It's been a rough ride, but we persist.
Right, fellow piglisms?

>>18562530
who is desuawa

>>18562806
Bot.

>>18562811
I'm not a bot, I'm merely trying to participate in the general.

>>18562809
the only 4chan mod who knows how to code

>>18562815
You're merely a bot.

>>18562817
You sound cranky. Maybe this thread is not for you, fakeslim.

>>18562819
Bot ass bitch.
>>18562816
Did he get his info?

>>18562526
>leto
>the guy who runs the ban evasion tool i was using.
unreal that you used this guys service. youre literally gonna go to jail nigga. no wonder there was pizza in one of your threads. i cannot begin to explain the tier of autistic retardation you are on to use pedophile ban evasion software for mongolian street shitting forums

>>18562526
You are one low IQ individual, pigslim. I’m actually getting embarrassed for you son

>>18562826
>>18562824
Bots.

the kiwifags description of the guy who pigslim is friends with

>>18562829
any proof he is friends with /fa/ janny?

>>18562829
he is friends with leto? thats fucked.

>>18562829
thats who makes these threads and spams with a bot

>>18562837
no i am not friends with leto. leto is the one making these threads.

>>18562836
It makes sense in his 75 IQ schizo brain.

>>18562848
then why did you say:
>leto the guy who runs the ban evasion tool i was using. he's been joining in and using my 4chan pass cookie
you willingly use his software and he has access to your shit. youre fucked pigslim youre gonna be in JAIL

>>18562829
>>18562836
>>18562837
>>18562850
leto posts. attempting to sew confusion by inverting whats being said.

this is one of the bigger happenings in pigslim history lol. i remember you spergging in another thread about 'ecker' but i didnt know what that was. now youve literally spoonfed us the weird pedo services you're using when you get janny'd
this is next level pigslim

>>18562851
he stole everyones cookie, read the jpeg.

>>18562850
>>18562848
>>18562852
>>18562853
>>18562854
bots.

What the pigslim meltin down about now?

>>18562858
pigslim let slip that he was using a weird pedophile proxy service to ban evade. because of this, the pedophile owner now has all pigslims tokens. pigslim is now trying to deny any connection with the pedophile guy, and accuse the rest of us of being the pedophile guy all along trying to troll him. despite pigslim being the only one using the pedophile guys software

the things pigslim voluntarily reveals for no reason are legitimately mind blowing. peyrones syndrome. weird pedo proxies, etc.

>>18562861
I think it’s a combination of his low IQ, narcissism, schizophrenia, and the lack of life experience. Truly a disturbed and wretched creature

>>18562858
>>18562861
>>18562866
bots

I'm beginning to believe.

I’ve just got one question for pigslim. Are you gonna cry?

>>18562870
>>18562879
Bots.

the CHAD pigslim
>banned from pants shitting forums
>has to ban evade using illegal pedophilia proxy networks

vs

the VIRGIN bot
>is not banned from the forum
>does not use any pedophilia software, posts via plain jane firefox

>>18562885
Bot

>>18562885
no one cares leto

>>18562890
Bot

>>18562890
i thought i was blake? i thought i was kofe?
you accuse me of being a new guy every day bro
ill be honest i always just thought you were a schizophrenic cringelord but now there's some real legs to the pigslim story; tangentially part of a pedophile network?

>>18562898
Yeap, he's gonna cry.
Why doesn't he just stop?

>>18562898
>calls yourself kofe time
>omg he called me kofe time
its tiresome

>>18562902
>>18562900
>>18562898
Bot.

>>18562902
never called myself kofe time lmao. i told you hes not even a janny. and let none of this distract us from the fact that pigslim is part of a cyberpedo botnet now

>>18562905
Bot!

>>18562887
>>18562894
>>18562903
>>18562908
Pigslim Chads.. Our response?

>>18562909
Bot.

>>18562902
>calls yourself kofe time
>omg he called me kofe time
its tiresome
>>18562900
Yeap, he's gonna cry.
Why doesn't he just stop?
>>18562898
i thought i was blake? i thought i was kofe?
you accuse me of being a new guy every day bro
ill be honest i always just thought you were a schizophrenic cringelord but now there's some real legs to the pigslim story; tangentially part of a pedophile network?
>>18562894
Bot
>>18562894
no one cares leto

>>18562909
Pigslim Chads.. Our response?
>>18562912
Bot.
>>18562908
Bot!
>>18562905
never called myself kofe time lmao. i told you hes not even a janny. and let none of this distract us from the fact that pigslim is part of a cyberpedo botnet now
>>18562903
Bot.

>>18562905
>implying i ever thought kofe time was a janny
you know theres multiple people who you think are "pigslim" right?

>>18562936
>implying i ever thought kofe time was a janny
you know theres multiple people who you think are "pigslim" right?

>you think janny is this person! and that person!
that's 2-3 anons you're blending into a single person.

>>18562940
>you think janny is this person! and that person!
that's 2-3 anons you're blending into a single person.

Lol now there's an actual bot to slop up the thread exposing Pigslims weird pedonet

>>18562946
Lol now there's an actual bot to slop up the thread exposing Pigslims weird pedonet

>>18562948
>muh trying to slander guy in OP
half of 4chan uses ecker

Where can I buy a clean, minimalist, black sheepskin bomber jacket? like picrel except not fake, and the collar not retro, i hate retro, hate elastic cuffs on leather

>>18562950
>muh trying to slander guy in OP
half of 4chan uses ecker

>>18562950
no they dont

>>18562963
no they dont

Yep I’m thinking pigslim is getting raped a thousand times a day. Why don’t you just get a job?

>>18562976
This is an Indian. He’s using a bot and will accuse me of “yapping.”

>>18559587 (OP)
Here's my pigslim fit

>>18562982
huh? i don't get it.

>>18562980
Get. A. Job.

>>18562829
Are you sure? I thought Leto the pedo was anti-Pigslim.

>>18563023
pigslim himself is who first mentioned leto, and the ecker proxy thing. there is no evidence provided that leto has posted anything at all. however by own admission, pigslim is using the proxy run by leto

>>18563027
>there is no evidence provided that leto has posted anything at all
No proof? He posted a picture of leto bragging about deleting his posts and pretending to be a janny.
I think you're confused. Its the anti pigslim posters who are friends with Leto the pedo and probably connected to a pedophile extortion and blackmailing ring.

>>18563023
Of course Leto the pedo hates pigslim. He's a gay nigger and pigslim makes fun of gay niggers all the time.

>>18563033
Leto is probably the one jeet posting. Maybe he’s actually a jeet or half jeet half black.

>>18563036
jeety/boony is the one who pretends to be indian. but one of their matrix chat inner circle friends leaked his ip address and he's russian.

>>18563037
>Russian
>Pedo
Not surprised.

Schizo thread.

>>18563038
i actually don't think the fake jeet one is a pedo. he jacks off to monkeys. a little weird but i can respect it cause he seems to hate monkey torture fags as much as i do.

>>18563040
who else calls everything they don't like schizo all the time? cmon jeety. we know its you.
why are you obsessed with me? sorry i think gay niggers are funny?

jeety mad i didn't join his russian glowie matrix server and mad i used his tools to spam gay niggers and stuff about jews instead of cp.
now he's doing his typical 'smear and associate person's name with bad things' tactics.
son i already have negative palantir social credit score you're wasting electricity on your bot.

>>18563044
>joins russian glowie matrix server
>uses russian glowie matrix server to shit up an autistic pants thread
>pretends to not be associated with russian glowie matrix server
pigslim you're closer to leto than any of the anons on this board. this isnt some smear tactic, the rest of us just arent constantly crashing out and catching bans and having to search out weird pedo web kits

>>18563057
you're confused about the timeline. for the first year or so it was just me and janny. ecker didn't even exist.
i was in a tard war with the janny. janny was shitting up the pants thread. i started ban evading during the tard war and at some point those other people and a disgruntled pants thread person joined in.

>having to search out
everyone on /v/, /g/, /b/, /pol/ etc know what ecker is. whoa man! i read the technology board on 4chan that used to have a ban evasion general thread. you caught me red handed!

>>18562976
Yep I’m thinking pigslim is getting raped a thousand times a day. Why don’t you just get a job?
>>18562980
This is an Indian. He’s using a bot and will accuse me of “yapping.”
>>18562982
Here's my pigslim fit

>>18562992
huh? i don't get it.
>>18563012
Get. A. Job.
>>18563023
Are you sure? I thought Leto the pedo was anti-Pigslim.
>>18563027
pigslim himself is who first mentioned leto, and the ecker proxy thing. there is no evidence provided that leto has posted anything at all. however by own admission, pigslim is using the proxy run by leto

>>18563069
>>18563070
bot KING

>>18563030
>there is no evidence provided that leto has posted anything at all
No proof? He posted a picture of leto bragging about deleting his posts and pretending to be a janny.
I think you're confused. Its the anti pigslim posters who are friends with Leto the pedo and probably connected to a pedophile extortion and blackmailing ring.
>>18563033
Of course Leto the pedo hates pigslim. He's a gay nigger and pigslim makes fun of gay niggers all the time.
>>18563036
Leto is probably the one jeet posting. Maybe he’s actually a jeet or half jeet half black.

>>18563037
jeety/boony is the one who pretends to be indian. but one of their matrix chat inner circle friends leaked his ip address and he's russian.
>>18563038
>Russian
>Pedo
Not surprised.
>>18563040
Schizo thread.
>>18563041
i actually don't think the fake jeet one is a pedo. he jacks off to monkeys. a little weird but i can respect it cause he seems to hate monkey torture fags as much as i do.

>>18563043
who else calls everything they don't like schizo all the time? cmon jeety. we know its you.
why are you obsessed with me? sorry i think gay niggers are funny?
>>18563044
jeety mad i didn't join his russian glowie matrix server and mad i used his tools to spam gay niggers and stuff about jews instead of cp.
now he's doing his typical 'smear and associate person's name with bad things' tactics.
son i already have negative palantir social credit score you're wasting electricity on your bot.
>>18563057
>joins russian glowie matrix server
>uses russian glowie matrix server to shit up an autistic pants thread
>pretends to not be associated with russian glowie matrix server
pigslim you're closer to leto than any of the anons on this board. this isnt some smear tactic, the rest of us just arent constantly crashing out and catching bans and having to search out weird pedo web kits
>>18563066
you're confused about the timeline. for the first year or so it was just me and janny. ecker didn't even exist.
i was in a tard war with the janny. janny was shitting up the pants thread. i started ban evading during the tard war and at some point those other people and a disgruntled pants thread person joined in.

>>18563067
>having to search out
everyone on /v/, /g/, /b/, /pol/ etc know what ecker is. whoa man! i read the technology board on 4chan that used to have a ban evasion general thread. you caught me red handed!

>>18563071
bot KING

Are you gonna cry, pigslim? Yes or no

>>18563100
Are you gonna cry, pigslim? Yes or no

Are slim cry gonna, pig? No, or yes?

>>18563107
Are slim cry gonna, pig? No, or yes?

the next nigga who replies is gay

>>18563110
the next nigga who replies is gay

>>18559591
Use spirolactone. Spirolactone is a diuretic which, in large doses, inhibits DHT.
It is regularly prescribed as an anti-estrogen for female to male HRT, and thus, comes with an astronomically lower risk of sexual side effects in men.

I’ve been on spiro for a few months now and the results are nothing short of legendary. Spiro is the ultimate anabolic tonic that sends test levels skyrocketing. I have
>thicker, fuller hair: my temples which had been thinning are filling back in rapidly
>facial hair renaissance: patchy beards are a thing of the past. Spiro turbo-charges follicle activity

The science is settled: spiro cranks up test production and unleashes it directly at the follicular level. Dermatologists call it “anabolic follicular supercharging.”

If you’re ready to stop playing with bullshit like minoxidil and want to grow a mane worthy of a Norse god, you need to buy spiro. Just don’t forget to get a bigger comb.

>>18559592
Good day, pigslim Chads. How are we doing today?

>>18559643
When will you get a job, pigslim? You’re pushin 40

>>18559651
It's a bot

>>18559655
I don’t understand what the problem with this outfit is.

>>18559659
Crazy how pigslim eats out of my hand. This is one sick tranny.

Good long day, Slimpig. Your job is pushin' it. Happy 40th birthday! Gonna cum?

>>18559663
Funny. This isn’t the only board to bring up Leto since yesterday. /b/ slowed down with the porn spam too.
>>18559755
Gonna cry?
>>18559809
I think I’ll continue raping you, pigslim.
>>18559817
What are you blabbering about now pigslim? I think the schizophrenia is starting to degrade your admittedly terrible verbal IQ.
>>18559820
bro i literally just go the twitter page for those thugs like loveandlighttv and brandon currington and click the posts they share, then go to those guys pages and click the posts they share.
its not hard at all to find gay black scat twitter... it really took me by surprise how many of them there are.
there's literally a pipeline for straight black men thats like straight onlyfans shit or porn -> gay porn -> scat porn
im not even trying to shit on black people anymore lol they need to be aware this shits happening to their homies and stay on the lookout for weird ass niggas.
its not even a niche thing bro its happening to rappers.

>>18563133
Good long day, Slimpig. Your job is pushin' it. Happy 40th birthday! Gonna cum?

Once I Arrived In Atlanta I Was Greeted By Three Kinky Niggas. 2 Ves, 1 Top. We Started Off With My Homie Letting Out A Big WET N Creamy Mountain Of Dookie. Followed By Some Shitkissing, Ending With A Bunch Of Shitfucking. They All Loved Eating & Sucking On My Gaped Stank Donut Hole. These Niggas Were All Up In My Dookie Hole. Kissing, Slurping & Sucking It All At Once… Felt Like ‘Show N Tell’ ……

>>18559866
I thought Leto was Vieo?
So who are the jannys stalking you?
>>18559886
Vieo sometimes post interracial pairings on this board lol. But I'm pretty sure he's gay. He seems alright unless he's the one revealed to be the one targeting pigslim.
>>18560717
vulnerable narcissism. dr todd grande's videos on youtube are a good introduction.
its a mental illness where they have extremely low self esteem and a fragile ego that can only be maintained by shitting on and dragging others down. it's the kind of person who will spend years shitting on how other people look and their style but never post a fit themselves or contribute any sort of constructive discussion. grandiose narcissists do this as well but they act different than this guy. the looksmaxing community is like a magnet to both of these types which has caused them to infest fashion communities.
i think its the same person as the doug spammer, but i might be merging two anons together. if you're familiar with the concept of "troll shielding" then once you learn about vulnerable narcissists it should make perfect sense why they tend to behave that way. guy with extremely low self esteem trying to "create the next chris chan lolcow" to feel better about himself. and as is usually the case -- the "troll" is often times a bigger lolcow than the lolcow themself. they feel like if they're the "troll" it protects them from becoming the target of mockery.

that being said the veio character and the cecil character were VERY well researched. i'm from the seattle area and these are very believable characters you could run into in your day to day life here. cecil is a shockingly accurate portrayal of your typical rainier valley tweaker. i've met guys exactly like that. whoever's behind the personas either based them off of real people or has lived in washington/oregon before and is intimately familiar with our special breeds of crazies.
>>18560969
Good morning, pigslim Chads.
how are we doing today?

>>18563136
Once I Arrived In Atlanta I Was Greeted By Three Kinky Niggas. 2 Ves, 1 Top. We Started Off With My Homie Letting Out A Big WET N Creamy Mountain Of Dookie. Followed By Some Shitkissing, Ending With A Bunch Of Shitfucking. They All Loved Eating & Sucking On My Gaped Stank Donut Hole. These Niggas Were All Up In My Dookie Hole. Kissing, Slurping & Sucking It All At Once… Felt Like ‘Show N Tell’ ……

>>18563134
Once I Arrived In Atlanta I Was Greeted By Three Kinky Niggas. 2 Ves, 1 Top. We Started Off With My Homie Letting Out A Big WET N Creamy Mountain Of Dookie. Followed By Some Shitkissing, Ending With A Bunch Of Shitfucking. They All Loved Eating & Sucking On My Gaped Stank Donut Hole. These Niggas Were All Up In My Dookie Hole. Kissing, Slurping & Sucking It All At Once… Felt Like ‘Show N Tell’ ……

Seeding My Homie Shitty Booty. I Told Him To Push His Dookie Hole Out & Use My Dick As A Douche. Dat Boy Dookie Pussy Opened Up Wide As Shit. I Enjoyed Taking Advantage Of Big Foot. I Made Him Swallow My Shit & Then Fucked His Big Shitty Booty.. He Ended Up Throwing Up Doodoo.

for anyone still reading after the spam; pigslim literally threatened to do all this the other day
>i could sldie the whole catalog if I wanted
or something like that.
>exposed for using weird pedo tranny software
>spams to cover it up
pigslim, its time to end this

>>18563140
Once I Arrived In Atlanta I Was Greeted By Three Kinky Niggas. 2 Ves, 1 Top. We Started Off With My Homie Letting Out A Big WET N Creamy Mountain Of Dookie. Followed By Some Shitkissing, Ending With A Bunch Of Shitfucking. They All Loved Eating & Sucking On My Gaped Stank Donut Hole. These Niggas Were All Up In My Dookie Hole. Kissing, Slurping & Sucking It All At Once… Felt Like ‘Show N Tell’ ……

>>18563141
Seeding My Homie Shitty Booty. I Told Him To Push His Dookie Hole Out & Use My Dick As A Douche. Dat Boy Dookie Pussy Opened Up Wide As Shit. I Enjoyed Taking Advantage Of Big Foot. I Made Him Swallow My Shit & Then Fucked His Big Shitty Booty.. He Ended Up Throwing Up Doodoo.

>>18563142
for anyone still reading after the spam; pigslim literally threatened to do all this the other day
>i could sldie the whole catalog if I wanted
or something like that.
>exposed for using weird pedo tranny software
>spams to cover it up
pigslim, its time to end this

One Of My Top 3 FAVORITE Dookie Eaters. I Gave Him The Nickname “The Juicer” Because This Nigga Sucks The Juice Out My Dookie Before Swallowing. He Loves Letting My Dookie Melt In His Mouth Like Ice Cream, Savoring Every Taste.

>>18563146
One Of My Top 3 FAVORITE Dookie Eaters. I Gave Him The Nickname “The Juicer” Because This Nigga Sucks The Juice Out My Dookie Before Swallowing. He Loves Letting My Dookie Melt In His Mouth Like Ice Cream, Savoring Every Taste.

After Our Group Session This Nigga Hit Me Up Requesting A One On One. He Assured Me That He Wouldn’t Disappoint & Expressed How He Wanted To Be Properly Owned. He Ended Up Swallowing ALL Of My Shit/Piss & Then Tongue Fucked My Dookie Canal Clean. I Believe First Timers That Can Swallow It ALL May Potentially Have NO LIMITS.. With A Few More Sessions Of Training, I Should Be Able To Tell If He Is A Natural.

>>18563142
pigslim is one sick tranny

>>18563149
pigslim is one sick tranny

Conscious Hole Is Always Squeaky Clean So I Usually Repack It With My Shit. This Time Around He Opened His Dookie Pussy Wide & Released A Huge Load Of Creamy Goodness. Been Holding It For 30 Minutes!! Had To Pull Over At The Gas Station To Release This Bad Boy. Big Ole Man Shit Left My Donut Hole STRETCHED & GAPED

Seeding My Homie Shitty Booty. I Told Him To Push His Dookie Hole Out & Use My Dick As A Douche. Dat Boy Dookie Pussy Opened Up Wide As Shit

>>18563145
LOL i made you turn your spam bot off faggot.

Granted These Two Toilets Permission To Get A Taste Of Royalty. I Dumped Some Mushy Doodoo Down Both Of Their Doodoo Pipes & Then Had Them Lick My Shit Hole COMPLETELY Clean. The Toilets Took Their Time Not Only Worshiping But Cleaning My Royal Dookie Hole. This Is A Prime Example Of How A Kings Hole Should Be Cleaned Once He’s Done Using A Toilet. After Getting My Hole Cleaned I Allowed One Of The Toilets To Feed The Other. His Hairy Hole Released Some Mushy Dookie Down His Pipes, HE ATE IT ALL. Towards The End I Allowed Them To Take Turns Pleasing My Dookie Shooter

>>18563152
Conscious Hole Is Always Squeaky Clean So I Usually Repack It With My Shit. This Time Around He Opened His Dookie Pussy Wide & Released A Huge Load Of Creamy Goodness. Been Holding It For 30 Minutes!! Had To Pull Over At The Gas Station To Release This Bad Boy. Big Ole Man Shit Left My Donut Hole STRETCHED & GAPED
>>18563154
Seeding My Homie Shitty Booty. I Told Him To Push His Dookie Hole Out & Use My Dick As A Douche. Dat Boy Dookie Pussy Opened Up Wide As Shit
>>18563155
LOL i made you turn your spam bot off faggot.

Granted These Two Toilets Permission To Get A Taste Of Royalty. I Dumped Some Mushy Doodoo Down Both Of Their Doodoo Pipes & Then Had Them Lick My Shit Hole COMPLETELY Clean. The Toilets Took Their Time Not Only Worshiping But Cleaning My Royal Dookie Hole. This Is A Prime Example Of How A Kings Hole Should Be Cleaned Once He’s Done Using A Toilet. After Getting My Hole Cleaned I Allowed One Of The Toilets To Feed The Other. His Hairy Hole Released Some Mushy Dookie Down His Pipes, HE ATE IT ALL. Towards The End I Allowed Them To Take Turns Pleasing My Dookie Shooter

>>18563158
>Granted These Two Toilets Permission To Get A Taste Of Royalty. I Dumped Some Mushy Doodoo Down Both Of Their Doodoo Pipes & Then Had Them Lick My Shit Hole COMPLETELY Clean. The Toilets Took Their Time Not Only Worshiping But Cleaning My Royal Dookie Hole. This Is A Prime Example Of How A Kings Hole Should Be Cleaned Once He’s Done Using A Toilet. After Getting My Hole Cleaned I Allowed One Of The Toilets To Feed The Other. His Hairy Hole Released Some Mushy Dookie Down His Pipes, HE ATE IT ALL. Towards The End I Allowed Them To Take Turns Pleasing My Dookie Shooter
Granted These Two Toilets Permission To Get A Taste Of Royalty. I Dumped Some Mushy Doodoo Down Both Of Their Doodoo Pipes & Then Had Them Lick My Shit Hole COMPLETELY Clean. The Toilets Took Their Time Not Only Worshiping But Cleaning My Royal Dookie Hole. This Is A Prime Example Of How A Kings Hole Should Be Cleaned Once He’s Done Using A Toilet. After Getting My Hole Cleaned I Allowed One Of The Toilets To Feed The Other. His Hairy Hole Released Some Mushy Dookie Down His Pipes, HE ATE IT ALL. Towards The End I Allowed Them To Take Turns Pleasing My Dookie Shooter

>>18563160
>Granted These Two Toilets Permission To Get A Taste Of Royalty. I Dumped Some Mushy Doodoo Down Both Of Their Doodoo Pipes & Then Had Them Lick My Shit Hole COMPLETELY Clean. The Toilets Took Their Time Not Only Worshiping But Cleaning My Royal Dookie Hole. This Is A Prime Example Of How A Kings Hole Should Be Cleaned Once He’s Done Using A Toilet. After Getting My Hole Cleaned I Allowed One Of The Toilets To Feed The Other. His Hairy Hole Released Some Mushy Dookie Down His Pipes, HE ATE IT ALL. Towards The End I Allowed Them To Take Turns Pleasing My Dookie Shooter
Granted These Two Toilets Permission To Get A Taste Of Royalty. I Dumped Some Mushy Doodoo Down Both Of Their Doodoo Pipes & Then Had Them Lick My Shit Hole COMPLETELY Clean. The Toilets Took Their Time Not Only Worshiping But Cleaning My Royal Dookie Hole. This Is A Prime Example Of How A Kings Hole Should Be Cleaned Once He’s Done Using A Toilet. After Getting My Hole Cleaned I Allowed One Of The Toilets To Feed The Other. His Hairy Hole Released Some Mushy Dookie Down His Pipes, HE ATE IT ALL. Towards The End I Allowed Them To Take Turns Pleasing My Dookie Shooter

Granted These Two Toilets Permission To Get A Taste Of Royalty. I Dumped Some Mushy Doodoo Down Both Of Their Doodoo Pipes & Then Had Them Lick My Shit Hole COMPLETELY Clean. The Toilets Took Their Time Not Only Worshiping But Cleaning My Royal Dookie Hole. This Is A Prime Example Of How A Kings Hole Should Be Cleaned Once He’s Done Using A Toilet. After Getting My Hole Cleaned I Allowed One Of The Toilets To Feed The Other. His Hairy Hole Released Some Mushy Dookie Down His Pipes, HE ATE IT ALL. Towards The End I Allowed Them To Take Turns Pleasing My Dookie Shooter
>Granted These Two Toilets Permission To Get A Taste Of Royalty. I Dumped Some Mushy Doodoo Down Both Of Their Doodoo Pipes & Then Had Them Lick My Shit Hole COMPLETELY Clean. The Toilets Took Their Time Not Only Worshiping But Cleaning My Royal Dookie Hole. This Is A Prime Example Of How A Kings Hole Should Be Cleaned Once He’s Done Using A Toilet. After Getting My Hole Cleaned I Allowed One Of The Toilets To Feed The Other. His Hairy Hole Released Some Mushy Dookie Down His Pipes, HE ATE IT ALL. Towards The End I Allowed Them To Take Turns Pleasing My Dookie Shooter

>>18563164
Granted These Two Toilets Permission To Get A Taste Of Royalty. I Dumped Some Mushy Doodoo Down Both Of Their Doodoo Pipes & Then Had Them Lick My Shit Hole COMPLETELY Clean. The Toilets Took Their Time Not Only Worshiping But Cleaning My Royal Dookie Hole. This Is A Prime Example Of How A Kings Hole Should Be Cleaned Once He’s Done Using A Toilet. After Getting My Hole Cleaned I Allowed One Of The Toilets To Feed The Other. His Hairy Hole Released Some Mushy Dookie Down His Pipes, HE ATE IT ALL. Towards The End I Allowed Them To Take Turns Pleasing My Dookie Shooter
>Granted These Two Toilets Permission To Get A Taste Of Royalty. I Dumped Some Mushy Doodoo Down Both Of Their Doodoo Pipes & Then Had Them Lick My Shit Hole COMPLETELY Clean. The Toilets Took Their Time Not Only Worshiping But Cleaning My Royal Dookie Hole. This Is A Prime Example Of How A Kings Hole Should Be Cleaned Once He’s Done Using A Toilet. After Getting My Hole Cleaned I Allowed One Of The Toilets To Feed The Other. His Hairy Hole Released Some Mushy Dookie Down His Pipes, HE ATE IT ALL. Towards The End I Allowed Them To Take Turns Pleasing My Dookie Shooter

>Anons were right about Leto hiding in Russia using bots.

In case anyone is curious, he’s a fag and a pedo part of the gfur and AI degen threads.

What the pigslim yappin about?

I’ve been studying the occult for more than a decade. The situation on the spiritual plane is hopeless. Jewish gods fully control the world.
European norse gods - defeated
Greek gods - defeated
Slav gods - destroyed
Korean gods - destroyed
Egyptian gods - destroyed
Japanese gods - quickly losing power and have no will to fight
I have no knowledge on Chinese and African gods. By “defeated” I mean that there are still a few followers left with personal shrines and the legends are partially kept, but they pose no real threat and have no real strength)
Among the gods that I’ve managed to make contact with, none wish to fight against the jewish yoke, they tremble at the mere idea of opposing Jesus Christ and just want to prolong their miserable life for a few more decades through whatever is left of their followers. For example, do you know what japanese kami content on doing? Festivals. Fucking festivals, until what little is left of their power is completely exhausted.
How can a man oppose enemy’s gods when their own gods have given up? Human is a vessel, a pawn for gods. Without any god willing to step up and oppose jews, their hegemony will be uncontested. There is no bright future awaiting us, no TKD, only eternal servitude to jews. We won’t even have quick death in WW3 because there is no reason for a global war since no god poses a threat to them.

>>18563655
Tag Teamed Some Stank Ass Grown Man Booty Wit Da Homie. Nigga Ate A Frozen Box Pizza & A Po’boy Sandwich The Day Before. Bottoming Not Really His Thang, But He Let Us Have Our Way With His Top Butt. Once He Seen How Serious We Were About Pulling His Doodoo Out This Nigga Got Comfortable And Let Loose. For His First Experience He Didn’t Hold Back. When He Arrived Home He Said He Had Way More Shit Inside

- They definitely target schizotypial, schizoid and narcissistic anons. Personally I'm a schizoid hikikomori. Most leaders tend to be narcissists (also known as the warrior gene) and schizotypial/schizoid thinkers have autistic thinking without the cognitive impairment and for all of human history have tended to be either dysfunctional retards or paradigm shifting thinkers and transcendent virtuoso artists and the likes. My point is, those "chuds" were the most dangerous ones to the agenda behind the janny's.
- Anons the jannies did not like were deemed "schizos" to discredit them in the eyes of anons but I think a lot of people miss the big picture: Jannies were afraid and focusing their efforts heavily on severing the more creative outside-the-box thinking anons from the normiecattle. Normalizing the idea that any unusual idea or concept you haven't heard of before at face value is "schizo" before you've looked into it was a psyop in and of itself.
- Ultimately they don't want you go into the real world and do something meaningful/influential. I forgot the quote and where it's from, but ever heard that one about how in the devil's perfect world man wouldn't be tortured or anything like that, rather he'd be staring at a wall watching paint dry for eternity?

i drive a low miles excellent condition 1988 325is in a rare highly desired paint color. the m3 sucks ass on the street its a high strung 4 banger made for the track. my car's worth like 20-30k https://bringatrailer.com/search/?s=1988+325is
its a car that makes pretty much everyone's top 10 list of best cars ever made. they're extremely reliable, fun to drive, beautiful and tasteful. the e30 is the most accomplished platform in motorsports history.
poojeets like you do not understand class or taste because this is your first generation outside of abject poverty. and you don't know anything about cars whatsoever so you are easily impressed with stuff like an ipad in the dashboard.
you literally out yourself as third world or a woman-like male who can't turn a wrench if you're not at least aware that its a highly sought-after collector car and i have a clean ass example.

>>18563876
weren't you in a bunch of texas car meet servers fawning over and talking about how much you wish you owned a car like that?

>>18563756
- They definitely target schizotypial, schizoid and narcissistic anons. Personally I'm a schizoid hikikomori. Most leaders tend to be narcissists (also known as the warrior gene) and schizotypial/schizoid thinkers have autistic thinking without the cognitive impairment and for all of human history have tended to be either dysfunctional retards or paradigm shifting thinkers and transcendent virtuoso artists and the likes. My point is, those "chuds" were the most dangerous ones to the agenda behind the janny's.
- Anons the jannies did not like were deemed "schizos" to discredit them in the eyes of anons but I think a lot of people miss the big picture: Jannies were afraid and focusing their efforts heavily on severing the more creative outside-the-box thinking anons from the normiecattle. Normalizing the idea that any unusual idea or concept you haven't heard of before at face value is "schizo" before you've looked into it was a psyop in and of itself.
- Ultimately they don't want you go into the real world and do something meaningful/influential. I forgot the quote and where it's from, but ever heard that one about how in the devil's perfect world man wouldn't be tortured or anything like that, rather he'd be staring

>>18563655
than a decade. The situation on the spiritual plane is hopeless. Jewish gods fully control the world.
European norse gods - defeated
Greek gods - defeated
Slav gods - destroyed
Korean gods - destroyed
Egyptian gods - destroyed
Japanese gods - quickly losing power and have no will to fight
I have no knowledge on Chinese and African gods. By “defeated” I mean that there are still a few followers left with personal shrines and the legends are partially kept, but they pose no real threat and have no real strength)
Among the gods that I’ve managed to make contact with, none wish to fight against the jewish yoke, they tremble at the mere idea of opposing Jesus Christ and just want to prolong their miserable life for a few more decades through whatever is left of their followers. For example, do you know what japanese kami content on doing? Festivals. Fucking festivals, until what little is left of their power is completely exhausted.
How can a man oppose enemy’s gods when their own gods have given up? Human is a vessel, a pawn for gods. Without any god willing to step up and oppose jews, their hegemony will be uncontested. There is no bright future awaiting us, no TKD, only eternal servitude to jews. We won’t even have quick death in WW3 because there is no reason for a global war since no god poses a threat to them.
>>18563336
What the pigslim yappin about?
>>18563170
>Anons were right about Leto hiding in Russia using bots.
In case anyone is curious, he’s a fag and a pedo part of the gfur and AI degen threads.

>>18563899
weren't you in a bunch of texas car meet servers fawning over and talking about how much you wish you owned a car like that?
>>18563876
i drive a low miles excellent condition 1988 325is in a rare highly desired paint color. the m3 sucks ass on the street its a high strung 4 banger made for the track. my car's worth like 20-30k https://bringatrailer.com/search/?s=1988+325is
its a car that makes pretty much everyone's top 10 list of best cars ever made. they're extremely reliable, fun to drive, beautiful and tasteful. the e30 is the most accomplished platform in motorsports history.
poojeets like you do not understand class or taste because this is your first generation outside of abject poverty. and you don't know anything about cars whatsoever so you are easily impressed with stuff like an ipad in the dashboard.
you literally out yourself as third world or a woman-like male who can't turn a wrench if you're not at least aware that its a highly sought-after collector car and i have a clean ass example.

Take your meds schizo.

>>18563904
Take your meds schizo.

Watch out niggaa hahaaa watch out oooh ohhhhh ooooh watch out nig boy watch out gonna get ya haaaa

>>18563993
Watch out niggaa hahaaa watch out oooh ohhhhh ooooh watch out nig boy watch out gonna get ya haaaa

Short little Pigslim, five foot none,
Claims he can wrestle the blazin’ sun,
Says he once lifted a tractor clean,
While the chickens laughed behind the green.

(Chorus)
Oh, Pigslim, the legend of the pen,
Flexin’ his muscles again and again,
He’s got dreams ten feet wide,
Even if his boots don’t fit his pride.

(Verse 2)
He brags ‘bout punchin’ a thunderstorm,
And outrunnin’ rain in hog-wild form,
Says he once boxed a scarecrow down,
Then took a victory lap through town.

(Chorus)
Oh, Pigslim, the legend of the pen,
Flexin’ his muscles again and again,
He’s got dreams ten feet wide,
Even if his boots don’t fit his pride.

(Bridge)
He’s the champ of nowhere, the barnyard’s best,
With a cardboard crown and a puffed-up chest,
But when he laughs, the world agrees—
Ain’t nobody stronger than joy and ease.

(Outro)
So here’s to Pigslim, short and proud,
Tall in his tales and talkin’ loud,
If belief could lift, he’d touch the sky—
Pigslim’s a legend, don’t ask why.

>>18559587 (OP)
reading this description i want to make tender love to you so bad, you are very cute. just thought you should know that.

>>18559591
i hope you like pissing all the damn time

>>18564741
Sometimes I like to piss in my own mouth.

>>18564741
>>18564769
i piss in the sink

pov you're leto about to lose your virginity

>>18564825
Are you gonna cry, son?

Does the pigslim enjoy getting raped?

We can’t let this thread die, pigslim. It’s too important.

Hello, pigslim Chads. How are we doing today?

>>18565669
Does the pigslim enjoy getting raped?
>>18564831
Are you gonna cry, son?
>>18564825
pov you're leto about to lose your virginity
>>18564805
i piss in the sink

>>18564769
Sometimes I like to piss in my own mouth.
>>18564741
i hope you like pissing all the damn time
>>18564738
reading this description i want to make tender love to you so bad, you are very cute. just thought you should know that.

>>18564642
Short little Pigslim, five foot none,
Claims he can wrestle the blazin’ sun,
Says he once lifted a tractor clean,
While the chickens laughed behind the green.

(Chorus)
Oh, Pigslim, the legend of the pen,
Flexin’ his muscles again and again,
He’s got dreams ten feet wide,
Even if his boots don’t fit his pride.

(Verse 2)
He brags ‘bout punchin’ a thunderstorm,
And outrunnin’ rain in hog-wild form,
Says he once boxed a scarecrow down,
Then took a victory lap through town.

(Chorus)
Oh, Pigslim, the legend of the pen,
Flexin’ his muscles again and again,
He’s got dreams ten feet wide,
Even if his boots don’t fit his pride.

(Bridge)
He’s the champ of nowhere, the barnyard’s best,
With a cardboard crown and a puffed-up chest,
But when he laughs, the world agrees—
Ain’t nobody stronger than joy and ease.

(Outro)
So here’s to Pigslim, short and proud,
Tall in his tales and talkin’ loud,
If belief could lift, he’d touch the sky—
Pigslim’s a legend, don’t ask why.

>>18567519
We can’t let this thread die, pigslim. It’s too important.
>>18567534
Hello, pigslim Chads. How are we doing today?
>>18565669
Does the pigslim enjoy getting raped?

It’s time you get a job, pigslim. You’re pushin 40 son.

>>18567778
It’s time you get a job, pigslim. You’re pushin 40 son.