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Anonymous No.18565761 >>18565829 >>18565910 >>18565919 >>18565939 >>18566042 >>18566050 >>18566528 >>18566950 >>18566982
Zoomers are so COOKED
I'm 100% sure it's from all the mandatory jabs they got.
Anonymous No.18565768 >>18565775 >>18565828 >>18566021 >>18566048 >>18566605
lol I saw that your thread using this image got deleted off fucking /r9k/ which is literally the loser board, so you came crawling here kwab. your a fag dude
Anonymous No.18565775
>>18565768
nope, i got it from /pol/ who got it from Twitter, so you know it's good material, straight from the tap (almost).
Anonymous No.18565814 >>18565828 >>18565849
We've had 8 threads with this entire premise already. Please stop recycling the same talking points from your favorite twitter account. I want to see something new here for once
Anonymous No.18565828
>>18565814
>>18565768

angry cooked zoomers out in full force
Anonymous No.18565829
>>18565761 (OP)
One ugly bitch means all zoomers are aging bad ?
Anonymous No.18565838 >>18565844 >>18566606
kwabs all around up in this bih, post saged + thread hidden
Anonymous No.18565844
>>18565838
this one really hurts
Anonymous No.18565849 >>18565864 >>18565885
>>18565814
No, we will have "zoomers age badly" threads forever because I just realized I'm 30 years old and I feel like I'm dead already and I hate youth because I spent mine playing with my little pee-pee on 4channel. I'm gay and Chinese too, by the way. Not sure if that's relevant.
Anonymous No.18565864
>>18565849
cooked zoomer knows it hits too close to home
Anonymous No.18565869 >>18565888
Anonymous No.18565885 >>18565892
>>18565849
>30
>zoomer
Anonymous No.18565888 >>18565891 >>18565920 >>18566054 >>18566946
>>18565869
Zoomers are retarded. This woman is 36 in this photo.
Anonymous No.18565891 >>18565895 >>18565920 >>18566946
>>18565888
36 here too
Anonymous No.18565892 >>18565901
>>18565885
>Researchers and popular media use the mid-to-late 1990s as starting birth years and the early 2010s as ending birth years, with the generation typically being defined as people born from 1997 to 2012
Anonymous No.18565895 >>18565896 >>18566946
>>18565891
And here
Anonymous No.18565896 >>18565902 >>18566946
>>18565895
Anonymous No.18565901 >>18565912
>>18565892
>1997-2025=28
>28=/=30

Also the actual zoomers are like born 2003-2007 and had covid shutdowns during high school and shit as well so someone who's born in 95 saying they're a zoomer is a pretty extreme stretch culturally as well.
Anonymous No.18565902 >>18565908 >>18566946
>>18565896
Anonymous No.18565908 >>18565911 >>18565920 >>18566946 >>18566974
>>18565902
This woman is also 36 in this photo.
Anonymous No.18565910
>>18565761 (OP)
Dumb bitch was probably cooking herself in tanning beds her whole life
Anonymous No.18565911 >>18565914 >>18566946
>>18565908
37 here
Anonymous No.18565912 >>18565934
>>18565901
>had covid shutdowns during high school
Wow, it took 15 posts before the zoomzoom cries about "muh COVID lockdown".
As if the entire rest of humanity didn't also live these times.
Anonymous No.18565914 >>18566946
>>18565911
Anonymous No.18565919
>>18565761 (OP)
hmmm maybe being on baby meth for most of your life and adding SSRIs and ketamine, cocaine and speed on the weekends is bad for you...
wellllll
Anonymous No.18565920 >>18565923 >>18566057 >>18567004
>>18565888
>>18565891
>>18565908
hollywood resources. you niggas have no clue how deep this goes. these people become inhuman over there. they all have work done, which is just the tip...
Anonymous No.18565923 >>18567004
>>18565920
Most of them do botox, and other mild surgery. I think Lilly James is natty, but it doesn't matter.

You can see other starlets around their age are already falling apart.

The point is that people display different signs of aging in their 30s - I can see it in my class mates, some look barely different, and some look like uncles at almost 40.

The people that don't show much aging will report that, and somehow retards here think they're lying.
Anonymous No.18565934
>>18565912
I didn't mean it as like hardship or whatever but it is a trademark of the zoomer youth plot line which a 30 year old was too old to experience properly.
Anonymous No.18565939 >>18566603
>>18565761 (OP)
Zoomers are the biggest tragedy of our time.
Anonymous No.18566021
>>18565768
post hairline
Anonymous No.18566042 >>18566057
>>18565761 (OP)
rent free in 30+ yo millenials minds who think they look late 20s (you dont bruh). zoomers are the most lookism pilled generation and absolutely mog millenials pound for pound so dont get it twisted
Anonymous No.18566048
>>18565768
You can't just type out "kek what a bitch"?
Anonymous No.18566050
>>18565761 (OP)
Kwab
Anonymous No.18566054 >>18566060
>>18565888
Check em, look at those fucking legs btw oh my God they’re so perfect and delicious Goddamn I love legs Goddamn
Anonymous No.18566057
>>18565920
Just the tip?
>>18566042
These white boys look like the fucking strongman from a 1920s circus. That’s not a good thing.
Anonymous No.18566060
>>18566054
Anonymous No.18566528 >>18566530 >>18566609
>>18565761 (OP)
It do be like that. The 20 somethings look like grannies and the 30-40s look fine
Anonymous No.18566530
>>18566528
HOLY FUCK
Anonymous No.18566603
>>18565939
>Zoomers are the biggest tragedy of our time.
this but unironically
Anonymous No.18566605
>>18565768
Says the loser browsing /r9k/.
Dumbass zoomer.
Anonymous No.18566606
>>18565838
Enjoy your time off from 4chins!
Anonymous No.18566609 >>18566620
>>18566528
Pamela (age 29, so born in 1996 or earlier depending on when the screenshot was taken) is still a millenial btw
Anonymous No.18566620
>>18566609
nah, i draw the line where you can remember 9/11 and exactly what you did that day (so over 7 years old at the time).
These are millenials, people who can remember the turn of the millenium.
Anonymous No.18566946
>>18565888
>>18565891
>>18565895
>>18565896
>>18565902
>>18565908
>>18565911
>>18565914
this is just sad, just accept your age with dignity for gods sake.
Anonymous No.18566950
>>18565761 (OP)
most forced millenial meme of all time. sad.
Anonymous No.18566974
>>18565908
would, repeatedly, with zero hesitation
Anonymous No.18566978
ong cuh zoomers looking chopped af fr
Anonymous No.18566982 >>18566983 >>18567036
>>18565761 (OP)
>cooked
How about you stop trying talk like zoomers? You're a millennial boomer. Stop trying act "hip". Act your age and speak your own lingo.
Anonymous No.18566983
>>18566982
>Millennials do/look/say zoomer thing
>Zoomer complains and calls it cringe

>Millennials do/look/say millennial thing
>Zoomer complains and calls it cringe

>Why does everyone keep shitting on us???
Anonymous No.18567004
>>18565920
in that pic in particular it's just a matter of diet. being thing at that age is not impossible at all. You can't see shit on the face.

>>18565923
>some look barely different, and some look like uncles at almost 40.

oh cΒ΄mon. at around 30, most of the people I knew and grew up with, already looked like shit because they let themselves go. At 40, it's safe to say 99% of them look like shit. I took the necessary measures and look decent at that age, but most people do not.
they're either:
fat or fat&balding. Starting at around 25 yo, the chances of them being one or both increases exponentially. By around 40 really most people look like shit. I mean, you will still look like shit anyway, but the effort goes a long way. I can find a 40 yo woman attractive if she's thin and fit. not on the same level of an average 20 yo non-landwhale, but still.
Anonymous No.18567036
>>18566982
Something was happening to time and space. The younger broads were ageing at a rate I have never seen before. The air was hot and there was only a slight breeze, they told me it was because of something called global warming.
Anonymous No.18567098
>millenials can't cope with being old
grim