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>CM Punk, you might think you have skibidi rizz...
*the ears of the zoomers who were dragged to the show by their parents start to perk up, an excited murmur begins to spread through the crowd*
>...but I think you're Diddy af!
*the zoomers erupt into a massive nuclear pop, begin chanting "DIDDY A-F" and clapping*
>In fact, you're not just Diddy...you're an Epstein blud!
*they begin shrieking like it's an old Mid-South main event, many start throwing things up in the air as security tries to maintain control of the situation*
>And when I get you in this ring tonight, they won't just be counting to 3...
*a silence falls over the arena as the zoomers wait with bated breath in anticipation of what I'm about to say*
>They'll be counting to 6...7!
*the zoomers all explode into a deafening roar and rush the barricade simultaneously, causing a crowd crush situation killing 15 millenials in the front row and inciting a riot that ends with CM Punk being beaten to death*
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