/fph/

>>76241736
chad move tbqhwyf desu

>fetishbait thread
>literally just one guy samefagging

>>76241762
too bad it was a made up scenario

>>76241725 (OP)
>Honest-to-Gwyneth

>>76241760
Based

>>76241725 (OP)
>Honest to Gwyneth

>>76241754
What the fuck did I just read?

>>76241826
>>76241984
qrd?

>>76241762
>"don't call me fat!"
>eats their food

>>76241761
Having to buy XXL shirts instead of XL was my wake up call, that I need to lose weight. How the fuck do people even get up to 4XL?
>>76241772
based tumblerists. Now I have seen everything

>>76242127
I buy L shirts. I'm objectively a medium sized man. I'm 5'9" 175lbs @ 15%bf. My shoulders are a little more broad than typical for a man my height, but otherwise I would say that I am "medium" in size.

But a Large sized shirt fits me well. It's weird to me that if I were a few inches taller and kept my same proportions I would need an XL sized shirt.

>>76242158
Yes but you would need to be some 1.95m giant for that to be same for XXL shirts. If you wear 4XL (as a women no less) you are so fat that you would be a circus attraction if you lived in the year 1850

>>76241746
This is sad. Her identity seems tied to her fatness, like she thinks she can't be slim.
>>76241749
Dang, this is cruel.
>>76241793
Huge mental gymnastics.
>>76241801
>>I like being fat
>proceeds to write a 5-paragrapher rant on her fatness

>>76242656
Bros I need to wear that bikini bottom as a mask. How can I will this into existence?

>>76242714
qrd?

>>76241725 (OP)
>stashes crackers like an alchy does with booze

>>76241761
>Small fats
They have their own species dividing nomenclature. Fascinating

>>76241783
poor guy

>>76241725 (OP)
>could have had a strawberry smoothie
>instead chose cucumber soup with sugar
If she wanted something sweet why not have the smoothie?

>>76241793
All this effort to sabotage others. I don't understand why they don't just put that effort into losing the weight. My brother is having bariatric surgery soon as well. I hope it goes well for him and he can lose the weight permanently.

>>76241801
What can you say to someone like this to push them away from their delusions and make them want to lose weight?

>>76242669
>>76242673
Some women interact with each other like vindictive enemies. Maybe I'm wrong, but for both of these posts I can't imagine this interaction happening between two guys.

>>76242681
What could she have that doesn't let her be awake for more than an hour at a time? It's probably something weight related but I don't know of anything that does that.

>>76242689
>never draw its face

>>76242696
Lazy Town was so based. Some of the stuff Sportacus did is pretty hard for me to do even now. Like that demonstration of the different kind of press ups you can do. He did it all in one take and he wasn't even a little out of breath afterwards.

>>76242714
my god its been 11 years

>>76243064
Learn to read, zoomie

>>76241725 (OP)
I haye that they draw themselves normal. At what point does this sink in as a serious addiction?

>>76241761
Needs more American catering

>>76241754
>>76242073
the fate of every architect

>>76243150
Yes that's women in general. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGuml-tc75A

>>76242127
>based tumblerists
up to a point, she's still suggesting that someone could unwillingly get to over 630lbs because of thyroid issues, which is crazy
>>76243096
probably nothing, someone like that is beyond help unless they have some internal motivation to better themselves. You can't help somebody who doesn't want to be helped

>>76241984
Is that the dude from China Illinois?

>>76241761
>small fats
lmao, never heard this one before

anyone else notice "small fats" until the last sentence (2nd last post) when it came time to name their opposite?
>smallER fats
>largER fats

God forbid you say "large fats". It would've been redundant anyways.

>>76241799
How in God's name do you actually raise functional women when this is just how even adult women think?

>>76243159
Sleep apnoea caused by the fat, leading to excessive daytime sleepiness. Pickwickian syndrome.

>>76241984
Oh my God memories of being a teen watching adult swim at 3am

>>76242689
They love giving themselves weirdly tiny and petite feet.

>>76241746
Even if no guys ever come up to her, she’d probably have some success if she took some initiative.
There might be some roider or redditor there who’s into that.

>>76243087
She said "sludge filled with strawberries"

>>76243631
why the fuck do people like her even worry about triggering fatties? The worst they can do is tell you mean things, and when you know that the insults are coming from tubs of lards it's hard to take them seriously

>>76243528
This is just an awful Screencap its too much nonsense that's unrelated

can y'all post some more with men instead of women I need more fuel for my self-induced anorexia I can feel it grow weaker and it's the only thing keeping me from getting fat

>>76243719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2RZvO0ryxA

>>76243719
Ok here's a dude

What's for lunch?

>>76243542
MORE!

>>76244045
what a sickening creature, can you imagine that he used to be reddit's wholesome chungus? Actually now that I think about it he probably reflects the average user pretty well

>>76243080

>>76242158
vanity sizing. men want to be seen as big, you'd have to be a midget or a skelly to fit size S comfortably. women want to be seen as petite, so size S fits the average woman, even though she may not look particularly "small".

>>76244172
Bitch my wife can't even buy jeans in a size 5 without a weird full space in the front. Youre just too big for jeans.

>>76241746
While debatable whether she really doesn't understand, I think it'd be more because she doesn't give a fuck rather than being unable to. I mean, she's so good compared to her lardfriend, she's very successful because of that.

>>76244164
>200 hours in GeoGebra

>>76244172
those tits look revolting, by the time she's fifty they'll be hanging at her sides like a second pair of love handles

>>76242127
>How the fuck do people even get up to 4XL?
I remember how I once was working at a warehouse, they kept mostly clothes there.
One time I had to pick up an order of ten 6XL t-shirts. They were unironically like bedsheets. It's like you could fit another person or two under there. They were 6XL women-sized btw, so the one's made for males are probably even bigger.

>>76241772
>Imagine the fucking smell.
a typical MRI machine for scale

I can't help but laugh at fatties and plapper making big tits as an argument and even think of is as feminine.
While in fact it's fat chest and it's hallmark of central obesity in men.
Liking landwhales is 100% gay

>>76244304
I can't believe how some fat people think everything is tailored against them, while they are the ones going in the opposite direction.
Also MRI machines for the hamplanets are even more expensive than regular one like 5-8x expensive

>>76243096
You can't save people who don't want to be saved.

is she fat /fit/?
>>76244327
yeah idk, at this point I rather have a woman with big tits eventhough she is a bit chubby, than a disgusting flatchest twig. Just not attractive to me.
Not into landwhales either but cmon, where is a brother supposed to grab onto?

>>76242669
>Anyone can lose weight
Yeah when you're basically told you're going to 100% die if you don't make a change.

>>76244345
they are deeply retarded, imagine the cost and inconvenience of making everything to be able to support people of any weight, even up to 400kg, it's simply unreasonable. It's like when queers say "just add a third bathroom, what's the big deal?", the big deal is that increasing the number of bathrooms in every public space by 50% is an incredibly high price to pay just to accomodate 0.1% of the population.
Shit isn't free, but fatsos don't spend a single thought on the practical implications of their requests so they believe that companies could just wave a wand around and make everything three times larger and heavy duty but they choose not to to discriminate

>>76244249
Fatties looking like melting ice cream seems to be weirdly common

>>76244249
Guy to the right looks like a one piece character

>>76244375
She could absolutely get it. Personality makes the difference, though

>>76241736
Based. Fuck those assholes

>>76241772
>>76244304
>>76244345
God i hate fat fucks..
t. CT tech
>>76244397
5year obesity co costs in US are iirc the same as 20 year of Aghanistan war..

>>76244453
>5year obesity co costs in US are iirc the same as 20 year of Aghanistan war.
jfc, but thank god those brave folx are not giving a cent to the evil diet industry

>>76244375
>Not into landwhales either but cmon, where is a brother supposed to grab onto?
Grab real breasts.
Not the female equivalent of manboobs.
I had gf with real big booba, they feel much better than fat filled skin appendages, the BPD didn't worth it though.
pic related, she might look like she have big breasts, but her underbust is less than her waist.
Don't be foold

>>76244453
fat >people make everyone's healthcare more expensive

>>76242073

I will translate: An ancient Mexican king cheated on his arranged wife with two fat Mexican trannys, which broke his alliance with another kingdom leading to the downfall of his nation. The Toltec people never really recovered after this and were eventually conquered and basically domesticated as human livestock by Aztecs a few centuries later.

>>76244504
This is the truth. Fucked a somewhat fit chick with bigger tits and thin body. NGL it was pretty nice

I understand being overweight or slightly obese, even being skinnyfat is OK.
none of those are healthy, but I can understand.
I'm not gonna mock a bluecollar guy for having beer belly when he's working two jobs.
But getting so fat that you get disability benefits and needing an extension rod to grab, wash, and masturbate.
That's nothing to be proud of, or even worth fighting for.

>>76244564
I work 3 jobs and don't have a beer belly...

>>76244568
What are they?

>>76244327
k pal. ima fuck my fatties STRAGHTLY

>>76243719
Here you go

>>76244375
>where is a brother supposed to grab onto
ass, thighs, neck, belly button, mouth, hair, wrists, nipples, love handles even plankwomen have them, lower back
if it exists you can grab it

>>76244164
I'm sorry, did they just hand us the next "landwhale" on a silver platter?

They are INFINIFATS

>>76241725 (OP)
>>76241736
>>76241746
>>76241749
>>76241754
>>76241754

>>76244732
they've been using that term ironically for a while, hell some of them even use 'deathfat'.
They think it's cute or something

>>76241801
That's not "the epitome what fat chicks ought not do." That's just what fat chicks do, period.

>>76241787
Don't these things hunt buffalo? How the fuck are you being crushed to death by 115kg? Step your game up son.

>>76242681
>2012
She's dead already.

thats not even a fat v. skinny thing thats a women having to make everything about themselves thing

How come my /b"p"h/ threads get deleted. Black "people" hate is fitness (of the white race) related

>>76244867
/fit/ mods are based mods.

I swear the fat acceptance are everywhere.
browsing gym listing around me get me sponsored BBW models on zuckerbook

>>76244537
>>76244504
Pretty much.
You can see the difference.
One is woman that other genderless blob

>>76244867
race is not related to fitness. Stay on topic and your threads won't get cleansed
>you're probably brown.

>>76245008
JESUS.

>>76244172
I’m 5’8” and 150 lbs and I frequently have to buy S clothes. Makes me feel bad for actually small men. Where do 5’5” guys find clothes that fit?

>>76244993
given the horror-style skin color there's no way that the photographer wasn't having a laugh at the expense of the butterball, also lmao they had to photoshop a support box/stool out of the first pic
>>76245005
>literally swimming in a pool of her own lard
not even the monsters in japanese video games get this freaky

>>76245023
Why skinny simps go for those hamplanets?

>>76245041
can't tell if it's a he or a she

>>76245020
My friend, I'm 5'8, 170 and a small fits me like a child's shirt would.

I'm pretty sure that, currently, you are "actually small men."

>>76244172
>mournful tits

>>76245107
>>76245112

>>76244172
Not even Tyrone's BBC could fill the chasm between m'lady's bosom.
>tfw never been tittyfucked

>>76241725 (OP)
Haha! Hilarious! Self discipline sucks and cake is delicious, am I right! I think we can all agree on that, lol :)

>>76242093
That retarded comic is ironically comparing Gwenyth Paltrow to God

>>76245196
there's something very wrong with you

>>76245231
Yeah, I’m not buried betwixt theymst cheeksz

>>76245020
I could definitely lose weight and I'm in small.
I think svelte manlets must have yo get everything shipped in from Asia

>>76245198
assuming a fat women has big titties is good for boobjob, then you'd be wrong.
The thing is that fat tties is mostly side ways and not to the front
So you aren't getting proper titty fuck.

>>76243747
he would be handsome if he wasn't fat, he has a good face

>>76244504
I would*

*Cleveland Steam dem milkers

>>76241754
based

>>76245341
What is the point of posting mega photoshopped pictures

Like this cow's left (viewer right) hand is literally blending into her boob, this pic is basically an aspirational illustration

>>76245847
well this is what chubby chaser think obese women are like.
And worse they propagate this believe and support fat positive thinking and inflate landwhales ego even more.

>>76243353
Their suxing is different. A 5x there is a 2X here.

>>76243082
the whole shtick is funny because 2 minutes before that they asked a thin girl if she was healthy

>>76242676
Even as a type 1 diabetic this shit scares the hell out of me cause even with great diligence my body will be torn to shreds by 50 years old.

>>76244375
Most likely in the obese, but not morbidly obese category

Why do you ask for opinion, and then post a pic that hides all the potential problem areas and shows only the good sides? Dude you know

At least she's "just" obese and can still take care of hygiene etc, nice smile, but yeah she's fat, you know she is

I'm so hungry

>>76245911
Drink water

>>76245935
I already did, honestly the annoying part isn't even the hunger itself, it's the fact that I can't focus on any productive thing while I'm hungry

>>76245911
eat a veggie plate.
Carrot sticks, cucumber with some salt and peper, red bell pepper slices. Less than 60 calories but will fill your stomach with volume.

>>76244375
Look at her arms, she's not "fat" really. She has nice tits and a pretty face. I say WOOD.

>>76243090
I feel like the reason you see way more fat stories from women then men is the sheer number of women who lack self-awareness and shame.

>>76245960
Learn to ignore it, or don't and stay/become more of a fat fuck. You're not hungry - you're bored.

>>76245198
>Not even Tyrone's BBC could fill the chasm between m'lady's bosom.
>tfw never been tittyfucked
Checks out.

>>76243172
Dude was an aerobics champion and he's still working out every day

>>76244172
Because their sizing is different from fabric cut.
Getting fat after certain point you stop being proportionate and end up with belly bigger than your hips.
Which is why you see those fatties in those long dresses.
It's the only thing they can wear.

>>76244993
Silent Hill enemies

>>76244918
The one on the left is built like a Mucinex booger

>>76244375
>>76244504
>>76244564
>>76245107

>>76246113
kek

>>76245196
Based high T enjoyer

>>76245189
>those tits are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a nerf ball

>>76245005
The organ of the human skin is honestly incredible.

>>76245969
Good advice. I recommend celery.

>>76241746
I know this feeling, but I'm not a woman. it applies to dudes, too. obesity can ruin your life if you let it, and it's very easy to fall into despair. still, it's your mindset and how solution-oriented you are that will help you make change and get out of it. I hope she made it (probably not. sad but true).

>>76241736
Guys paid the fat shame tax

>>76241754
which anime is this?

>>76245219
Christians totally aren't unhinged psychopaths and just a step down from Muslims at all. Clearly. They have convinced me of their truth and righteousness through their actions

>>76242073
Niggers can't tell the difference between fat and hips: the religious texts
Or
The only reason for life to exist is to fuck: a historical text from a before people dressed it up in philosophic masturbation.

>>76242688
The issue is not that she exercises for 3 hours a day, it's that her parents let her eat non-stop garbage, and making her do 3 hours of exercise a day (swim team, basketball and home exercise) will make her hate "what it takes" to not be an obese piece of shit.
Teach your kids proper nutrition and emotional responses to stress or kill them quickly instead of letting them exist in perpetual shit huffing.

>>76245075
they dont have other options, either they fap or they take the plappill

>>76242688
>>76246480
I think they also changed their eating habits as well. Their daughter was severely obese. The daughter was 186 lbs at 9 years old. I don't know how tall, but that's obese for a full grown woman. The mother joined in on some of the exercise as support, probably means the family also joined in with healthier meals. 65 lbs lost is impressive.
For context on how obese that is, my 9 year old daughter is 76 lbs and 4'7".

>>76246511
Very good.
But the new image you've posted folks me with disgust.

>>76246441
Here's another retard who thinks Catholics worship Christ.

Bros, I'm jealous of people in walkable areas. They burn calories just by going places. Seems like it'd be hard to ever get fat that way unless you eat zebra cakes as a hobby

>>76242659
>being filtered by an obstruction meant to stop automobiles

>>76241725 (OP)
oh boy, goblinx general just dropped!

>>76246576
>>76246580
Lol

>>76246580
Based

>>76244327
And they sag to mid gunt because they're all fat and coopers ligament has long snapped.

>>76244504
Veiny saggy fat sacks... fat round face... bingo wings... oh boy I'm.. I'm sure turned on...

>>76244564
Being overweight at all is unacceptable. Slippery slope.

>>76244802
It's a Russian circus crocodile, which means it's almost certainly not getting proper UVB, so it probably did not ever grow properly and all of its bones are fucked up. There was an alligator kept in New York as a pet, and the owner insisted it was totally fine to keep in his chlorine filled swimming pool. So the poor bastard was blind, his bones fucked up abd his face misshapen, in absolute agony and misery.

>>76244304
That looks like a fun place to be, probably enough room for one more.

>>76244911
Even with all that shooping she's vile

>>76245023
Anytime someone here posts that they actually really like these blobs, but this is the guy that I imagine. Some scrawny little twink.

>>76241736
> get made fun of for being fat
> eat their food in revenge
lol

>>76245107
That's not even a big ass, that's just a really long fat back. More saggy flaps container by a way too small shirt.

>>76245231
Hes just malnourished and developed a disturbing fetish for lard

>>76245362
He'll make it. Hopefully.
>>76245341
Absolutely awful lipo results.

>>76245883
Not really. Its off by about one size, they only make tarps like this in tourist areas and they're actually tarps.

>>76246441
Maybe not all of them, but a disturbing majority are. Have you seen how viciously they fight amongst themselves just because you say a different prayer to the same god or you read their big book of rules and take away a slightly different iteration (and they all have different iterations) and say that their truth is the only truth and if you think something slightly differently like you don't believe that unborn babies go to hell then actually that means that you don't believe in god properly and YOU'RE going to burn in hell.

>>76241772
imagine someone complaining they cannot use the MRI machine because they decided of their own free will to drive a bunch of iron rods into their skull.

>>76241783
the answer should be "i don't care if i'm healthy" which would have a lot more acceptable. people do unhealthy things all the time knowing the risks. but they cannot even accept that what they are doing is unhealthy. that is the nature of their delusion.

>>76241754
how many hand span wide is the perfect width for a buttocks? I say three per cheek.

>>76243521
what an evil freak

>>76246225
>They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra

>>76243448
>>76243636
>Zoomers remember China, Il but not the infinitely better Superdeluxe shorts.
I wish I could use that picture again

https://youtu.be/rCjn-24mMqY

>>76245911
>>76245969
the reason this doesn't stop the suffering is because hunger is not the cause of the suffering, it's the un-quenched craving for highly satiating food that causes suffering.
Sleep on that hunger fren and tomorrow you will be stronger.

>>76245911
>>76245969
idk but if you know a bulgarian asl for some green salt that shit is next level on veggies

>>76246441
>Implying anyone who buys into Gwyneth Paltrow's cult of personality is Christian
Don't you have a goat/boy to rape, Mohammad?

>>76246745
I know that faggot is being sarcastic, but it's really not hard and you don't need a personal trainer and you save money eating less it just requires discipline and routine like brushing your teeth or washing the dishes.

>>76246745
>A 25 minute run a day is outrageous
It's literally fun? And if you're on a treadmill you can keep watching your gayass goyslop.

>>76246953
Yeah I was on YouTube by that point, but think 9-year-old-in-2009 YouTube. So...Smosh. And YouTube poops. Honestly didn't care for China IL that much but will check out the Superdeluxe stuff

>>76247036
Doing cardio makes me start thinking about all the things that I hate about myself and other people.
Lifting weights does the opposite and I stop thinking.

I don't understand this but would like answers.

>>76244172
would.

>>76245008
doggo gets full ptsd

>>76246121
>not enough dick

>>76245969
I come to /fph/, and my hunger is quenched.

>>76244904
plap

>>76246480
This.
You can never run off a bad diet.

>>76241746
>guys mean thin and vuloptuous when they mean curvy
>they're wrong, curvy means a blob of fat in the 30+ range of the BMI scale with fat rolls larger than breasts or buttocks

>>76245005
>3 butt cheeks

>>76246701
I agree with you.
I said I understand how some people get overweight.
My dad for example, he's diabetic but got pretty good control over his blood sugar with diet alone and going swimming 3 times a week after retirement, even got his dick working again which made mom a very happy woman.
But he spend his years working his ass off to support me and my siblings, being a construction worker.
So yes, it's a slippery slop but I can understand how someone can get into it.
What I can't understand how someone with obvious free time fail to get their shit together.

>>76246735
>twink
No man, we want muscular men to fuck us.

>>76245023
Imagine being so fat you grew extra boobs

>>76246750
How to argue against those pajeets in scientific terms?
I asked chatgpt and it refused to generate harmful speech.

>>76243034
If you do 10 trillion chin ups it might manifest itself.

>>76246968
thiss. If you can find something entertaining or engaging to keep busy with, it will help

>>76247828
that sandwitch was about half my fucking height jesus

>>76244732
newfag

>>76247828
6 feett?
like 180 cm?
that's like 6 large sandwiches?

>>76246758
an Asian XL is an Australian medium and an Amerifat XS
source: Temu sizing guide

>>76247864
Pretty well, Just a party special Subway used to do in the days before Jared got caught.

The thread might still exist on reddit, when those clowns call you a fatass you must've really fucked up

>>76241783

>>76247761
How does a construction worker even get fat? He's basically lifting as a job

>>76247828
Classic!

>>76247897
Dirty bulk mostly.
It's pretty stressful work, desu.
And you end up finding comfort in starchy high fat high carb food, instead of lean protein.
But after retiring he lost most of the fat.
The real way to lose fat is to actually cook your own meal and not just get some frozen shit and lie to yourself that putting it in microwave is cooking.

>>76247891
This was hard for me to understand as well. Some people just don't want to change.
My mom had wanted to lose weight for as long as I can remember. Every morning, she'd stand half naked in front of the mirror, watching her body, sad. She always had those "I'm fat because I eat too little" kind of excuses. I tried explaining CICO to her a few months ago, getting her to weight her food and track calories. I didn't bother with macros and exercise, as I thought it would've been too much at once for her. She also hates cardio with passion, but at least she does yoga once a week and walks a lot (I'd say a minimum of 5 km a day). I've seen her weight her food twice since then. She tracked it maybe once per week, thinking back on what she ate, eyeballing the quantities, and also including the activities to lower the calories per day. She grew tired of it as of now. Losing 0,5 kg a week isn't fast enough for her (even though she doesn't need to lose more than perhaps 10 kg altogether), but she couldn't even stay in that 500 kcal a day deficit. She wants something instant and effortless.
Being fat is a state of mind.

>>76247915
Sailor moonface

>>76244304
That jeeta looks cute ngl

>>76244304
They should force fatties to eat a bunch of iron before putting them in those machines.

>>76244504
It's fat cope

>>76247840
How can they be this egocentric with no regards to others?

>>76248009
Proper slamhog queen, would hatefuck her

>>76248014
Her whole personality is about fat is good.
Despite doing a shitton of lipo.

From my interaction of fat women.
They think being fatter make them more attractive because it give them bigger tits and hips.
And they get validation from whatever echo chamber they lurk.
In reality it's the proportion what matters.

>>76248064
Well, all women have unrealistic view of themselves.
Despite spending a lot of time in front of a mirror.

>>76247828
Horrified by the gluttony but respect the permabulk grindset.

>>76247868
Im literally in japan and those tourist sizes are accurate because tourists won't buy them otherwise, men's clothing is maybe 2 sizes off due to height but women's sizing is arguably very accurate to what an actual small is, so about one size smaller than American. They also just give waist measurements instead of vanity sizing so there's less variability between brands.
https://www.realestate-tokyo.com/living-in-tokyo/japan-info/clothing-sizes-in-japan/#:~:text=For%20each%20U.S.%20half%2Dsize,increase%20in%20Western%20collar%20sizes.

>>76247890
"And a friend"

>>76247952
The Scientist anon

>>76248009
No amount of alcohol could convince me. No drugs could make me.

>>76248229
really?

>>76248064
>>76248119
Its the utter fake look and the raging bitch whore look that makes them unattractive to me.

>>76248232
No amount of money either. Especially for that one. I'd never feel clean again. The stink would haunt me.

Why do they have to post the ugliest pictures whike im just trying to shop for a special occasion?

Same item.

>>76246935
>I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful and dignified funeral

All fat women have disgusting tits. Even just chubbies.

>>76247836
how entitled can one be? Even the pope gets just two root beers a day

>>76241754
The Spanish didn’t kill enough of them

>>76241772
>so what do you suggest then, they just die
Yes. They’re already in committing suicide.

>>76247885
Fake and gay but I did lol so good troll

>>76242659
>oh no I have to step over a 24” obstacle
>this is torture
>but fat people can do everything normal people can

>>76247841
You're 12' tall?

>>76248408
those are fine women.
Overweight, sure but not landwhales

>>76243172
>Some of the stuff Sportacus did is pretty hard for me to do even now
The guy who played Sporticus was at an elite level physical fitness. He was in his 40s when he did Lazytown.

>>76245018

>>76247891
>>76241783

>>76244172
>friends

>>76248002
Would luv to steam those Cleveland towers!!

>>76245044
Sophocles who?

This is what hamplanets call big breasts.

>>76248667
Me on the ground on my knees servicing m'lady's vulva with my tongue

>>76248667
I think that men who like this kind of stuff are porn addicts, because it reminds me of the grossly exaggerated proportions that many rule34 artists draw. Sizeable but well-proportioned boobs aren't enough, they have to be two times bigger than her head. An ass can't just be full and shapely, it has to be so big that it makes her pants explode. No sense of balance and beauty, just an animalistic idea that more=better

>>76248766
>think
They are. And there's some of those brain-damaged addicts in this thread right now. They need some professional help, but I doubt they'll ever get it (or want it at all).

>>76248758
Are you an anteater?
Because you gonna need long tongue to get pass the fat rolls

>>76248766
>animalistic idea that more=better
Isn't this what most american believe?

Who the fuck keep making these AI fat fetish imagery?

>>76241736
I was there, I was the soundwaves made from bystanders clapping politely.

>>76247891
>mfw i have a first row seat for that live comedy show

>>76248766
Ironically they don't see the fault in their logic.

>>76246745
My favorite is the "run 3 miles a day" one. That's 25-30 minutes of jogging and you're really missing out if you aren't starting your day that way. It's not even remotely grueling but he's presenting it like a superhuman challenge.

>>76243150
That’s most women sadly

>>76242689
>empty space
fatty got too exhausted moving a pen to fill the whole page kek

>>76241783
I got reminded of this in that other thread that said there's no fat aussies

>>76243190
did /b/ have IDs?

>>76244045
I've only had to remove my four wisdom teeth, they were all growing wrong.
I hope I can keep my gnawers for long bros...

This is why I hate summer.
Those fatties use it as an excuse to show their lard, as if there isn't enough visual pollution going on.

>>76248766
like these?

This is what women used to look like.

This is what men used to look like.

>>76249283
Still more fuckable than the current landwhales

>>76247127
Walking is effectively one of the default states for humans. With weights, you have to focus on what's on front (or above, or on your side, or on your back) of you so as to perform the exercise properly, not fuck yourself up for a webm, tighten, control breathing etc.
With walking, the body's doing a "free" action. Mind pretty much free to roam everywhere. Yours prefers going to hate.

>>76241736
I'll take "Shit that never happened" for 500, Alex.

>>76244045

>>76249273
>>76249283
So in the years since these pics, society has gotten prettier faces and fatter bodies?

>>76246119
Spit tea out through my nose, lol

>>76249428
Nah these are just two pictures of two different groups of people, who you can very much still find people like them in the real world.

>>76249428
no.
Better orthodentics and more fast food.

>>76248009
Jesus fucking christ. Is that jojo siwa? Serious question. What the fuck

>>76248232
This bitch is between 20 ans 70 years old

I've got a friend that really think women like these are beautiful.
How to talk some reason to him scientifically?

>>76247897
Construction workers eat like fucking shit. I work on a construction site as a project engineer (fancy way of saying document control) and everyone I work with is a fat beyond belief. Whatever calories they burn they eat/drink triple of in a meal. My fucking boss went to wawa middway and bought a whole ass rotisserie chicken that he ate completely by himself in the trailer. Motherfucker went to a gas station for chicken.

Sodas are everywhere. One of the supers has gout and can't walk much. If these guys were on a healthy diet they'd be /fit/ but IRL they are walking heart attacks

>>76248667
Man, those kind of flaps can deceive you if they wear a proper bra, same as shapewear can make a lardass look ok enough. She cant even get surgery and implants because the flaps are so empty and long that she doesnt even have the mass in them to get a natural shape. Sure, at first glance i get wow'd when i see some hamplanet with huge tits, but if you give it a second look you just know they drop to their belly button. Some anon told me once that titties filled with fat and titties with actual breast tissue are not the same, and thats why there are borderline anorexic women with perky big ass titties that look awesome but big tits on a landwhale are so nasty

>>76249488
As I said healthy food isn't easily available for them, and they get really hungry.

>>76249428
No, they are just regular everyday women, not model clones. You are just brainrotted from watching goonbait on social media. You are part of the problem that women are so fucking delusional nowadays

uh oh. looks like goblinx is back in the general

>>76249601
I should really add the image of goblinx when I post in it's official general

>>76243580
How have you never heard of small fats in the current year + 10?

>>76244045
Seeing fatties posture as "MANLY MAN EATING STEAK AND POTATOES" is cringe

>>76244769
Go be a nigger someone else zoomer

>>76249271
No, that's not what I was referring to

>>76249273
In >current year that's what some guys look like, and that's okay

>>76249484
Several babies could easily pass through her hips and feed upon those glorious milkers.

The (((science))) says your wrong

>>76249604
Based

>>76249818
you can't show your skin color by just posting but here we are.

>>76247897
Unless you are training like an Olympic athlete it’s nearly impossible to outwork a bad diet. Most construction guys eat like complete shit.

How can these people be this unashamed of showing their fat?
I don't feel comfortable to show my abs when I'm on a bulk.

>>76245969
>yeah let me just deadhang 350 lbs real quick—ACK!

>>76249247
Second one is built like the fucking Jim Carrey Grinch

>>76249247
honestly sometimes I admire the guys that can keep it up with this kind of women.

>>76249931
And not even just for the way the look, you can tell they are uninteresting and exhausting to be around.

>>76250008
I miss the old google search

>>76249931
That's the truth behind the "high test" meme. It doesn't make you attracted to fatties, it makes you so horny you don't care.

>>76250092
I don't think so.
I guess they can't cum so they confuse that as being horny and high T.

>>76242659
JUST STEP OVER THE LOWEST POINT OF THE CHAIN YOU RETARD

>>76248477
The far right is all gut

>>76249234
YOU dont get to decide if you're hot.

>>76249484
Hes deranged and you can't.
>>76249818
Breast size has zero correlation with milk production, her hip BONES are what matters and they're buried in her fat. Who knows whether she actually has wide hips.

>>76249497
Here's a great example.

>>76249882
They treat any place you can post pictures as a place to be a model. Even Amazon reviews.

>>76250794
Would join a religion for the chick on the right.

>>76250856
Its a shame she lives like a slob and posts that online though

>>76244993
I swear in mt art class in college the prof showed us some image like those ones but the pov was looking up toward three of them in a dark room. And everyone was being positive about it but I was frightened, it was grotesque

>>76250944
It's true.

>>76250819
>t. low T haver

>>76251188
Wide hips are sexy as fuck when they're really hips.

>>76248408
Middle is unironically fine?