>gives you infinite gains

Never seen anyone with a six pack who eats oats/pasta/potatoes regularly.

>>76243065 (OP)
so let's see your awesome infinite gains body you got from eating some noodles, you useless fat piece of shit

>>76243074
You should look in my mirror

>>76243074
how often do you see people with 6 packs who tell you what they eat?
Oh never. You're just making up shit to sound cool

>>76243074
better yet, let's YOUR six pack you got from not eating those things?
I mean you do have a 6 pack since you figured it out? right?
hello?

>>76243077
>>76243081

The "six pack" in question.

>>76243065 (OP)
More like.
>makes you a morbidly obese fat guy

>>76243088
how does it make you morbidly obese if you're not in a caloric surplus?
Explain the physiological and chemical mechanism of this in detail.

>>76243092
Eating pasta makes you feel sluggish and worthless. Therefore you skip gym and become tranny. Simple.

>>76243074
look harder smug poster

>>76243092
it doesn't he's just scared of carbs

>>76243092
>>76243101
Chicken, rice, broccoli.
It’s all you need.

>>76243101
yeah I guess this is a veganschizo thread to bait the ketotards.
He fooled everyone with shredded cheese on the pasta.

>>76243106
>another fag telling everyone what "they need" and never posts body.

>>76243108
Keep eating PASTA, lardo.

>>76243098
so you're such a frail bitch that a little bit of pasta makes you collapse to the floor exhausted.
Must suck to be so weak and dysgenic you become incapacitated by every day grocery items.

>>76243114
Spoken like a fat woman telling a skinny queen how she doesn’t have a “real” woman’s body. TOP KEK.

>>76243115
Spoken like a fat retarded dyel teenager with no friends who gives diet and lifting advice on the internet

>>76243084
I fear my body being this asymmetrical

>>76243121
You are a FATASS!!!!

>>76243126
post body

>>76243155

>>76243161
>dyel
>+20% body fat
>dollar store tattoo
These are the people calling you fat and dyel on the internet

>>76243065 (OP)
someone with a cute, soft, chubby-wubby fluffy-wuffy tum-tums typed this post :3

long distance runners eat tons of pasta and they're not fat.
I wonder why that could be?

>>76243065 (OP)
Thank you based pasta the dyels shun that whose power they don't understand

>>76243074
I don't count calories, I'm 27yo, eat pasta everyday, oats with whey, bread with eggs and cheese, yesterday I chugged a whole gallon of milk raw.

>>76243084
grog must smash

>>76243074
Oh no I don't have cum gutters for my boyfriend to bust on what ever will I do?

pasta makes my tummy hurt that shit was invented for chinese stomachs, grains are slave food

Europoors brag about being leaner than "obese amerisharts" and they eat pasta all the time

>>76243098
>makes you feel sluggish and worthless
>self-reporting your skill issues and assuming other people share them
shiggy diggy

>>76243074
I eat oatmeal for breakfast everyday and have a 6 pack

Unironically carb refeeds on sunday are the best and give energy for the rest of the week

>>76243098
that's just the USA Glyphosate pasta, get the real Italian shit and you feel amazing energized and alive, just don't mix any fat with it. Make a light marinara with fresh basil and some srirarcha. Carbs in the absence of fat burn fat and make you feel amazing, like a child again.

>>76245792
yeah a bowl of spaghetti does all that.
You people who believe in magical food are biggest retards here.

>>76245852
have you tried eating a bowl of 100% italian durum wheat spaghetti with no added fats?

>>76245861
yeah it gave me wings like Redbull.
faggot

>>76245792
>real Italian shit
Which company, they all say they're the taste of Italy or Italy's #1 Pasta

>>76245875
my go-to is La Molisana
Rummo is good too

>>76243074
potatoes literally make you lose weight
excuse the tongue in cheek url

https://slimemoldtimemold.com/2022/07/12/lose-10-6-pounds-in-four-weeks-with-this-one-weird-trick-discovered-by-local-slime-hive-mind-doctors-grudgingly-respect-them-hope-to-become-friends/

>>76243065 (OP)
more like an infinite fat ass.
lol. I can't handle this pasta stuff like you guys can

>>76245875
De Cecco is legit.

>>76245924
I eat a lot of potatoes when I bulk. Perhaps they are the wrong ones.
Oh wait, you're just stupid.

>>76243074
>oats

What are you saying? You can find tons of people on YT alone. Dumb smelly meat poster. You're full of shit, you need fiber.

>>76243065 (OP)
still waiting for a pic of OPs infinite gains

Lardasses fuming itt carbs didn't make you fat excess calories did

>>76243074
This avatarposter has to be the one with the shittiest takes

>>76245924
>Shitty blog post about lose weight quick
CICO is still undefeated
>>76246172
Potatoes are underrated, so versatile

>>76243065 (OP)
Another day another carboschizo moxyte thread

>>76243074
I eat two potatoes with dinner every day, and a bowl of rice with lunch
Glycogenmaxxing feels good

>>76246172
>a lot
read the part where it says diet >95% from potatoes?

>>76247601
>Shitty blog post
exhaustive overview of data gathered that discusses its pitfalls while you fail to grasp the undertone of it being a silly thing to do that happened to have some merit to it

>>76249546
>95% of your food is potatoes while eating in a calorie deficit
>lose weight
holy shit potatoes are magic!

>>76249516
you're on steroids though.

>>76249768
I am not, you actually need carbs to maintain high test levels, something you lack

>>76250016
don't lie.

>>76250019
you must be DYEL if you think I'm on roids, I weigh 165lbs at 5'11" I'm just lean

>>76249768
lmao what a retard.

>arguing with a legit potato