Thread 76245975

>having a nice get together with the gang, about 8 people
>eating and drinking lots
>everyone has a good time
>eventually one girl be like "hey anon lets fight and see who's stronger hehe"
>uhhhhhhhh ok
>she does some faggot ass grappling stuff
>quickly grab and get around her to rear choke that bitch out
>she taps, i won fair and square
>somehow i am the bad guy, groups mood drops significantly
>20 minutes later party is over and everyone leaves
?????

She prbbly doesn sone stupid jiujitsu. Was dreaming of showing those toxic masculinity guys their place. Was running her mouth for weeks how she is going to beat you for fun. Lile those boss girls in movies beating huge dudes. Whole group knew this and wanted you to be beaten as they envy you being fit. They wanted you to be humiliated. They anticipated it the whole weekend. It didn't happen.
Op, they aren't your gang. They are a bunch of lowlifes

>>76245975 (OP)
>>76246125
if true OP most likely took it as a real challenge rather than her trying to flirt with him. instead of making it awkward by dry humping her, he actually choked her out.
but this is most likely just a shitty troll thread so just let it die

she was flirting with you and you choked her out

>>76245975 (OP)
why didn't you spladle her or put her in a saturday night ride?

>>76245975 (OP)
>ok but what do I get if I win?
> w-w-whatever you want anon kun
> easily beat her without choking her lmfao jesus christ

Sexo.

>>76245975 (OP)
Had a girl do this to me at a party

>grab her wrists
>slowly make her smack her own face
>stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!
>she's horned up
Bone zone.

>>76245975 (OP)
Good job anon. They quickly left after you showcased your lethality. Next time you meet up, you'll be the boss of the gang.

>>76245975 (OP)

"OK but fair warning I only fight naked"

>>76245975 (OP)
you fucked up big time and made yourself look like a crazy sperg
everybody knows a man beats a woman, that doesn't need to be proven
she wanted to have fun, you were supposed to just skillfully and enjoyable wrestle around with her, preventing her from actually submitting you but allowing her to get some dominant positions, then reversing them and ending up in cute sexy little scenarios like mounting her then lettering her buck you off her etc. it's a fun thing, she was seeing to see how you are in terms of games, dance, play, movement, freedom, spirit etc
you choked a girl like a psycho sperg
that would be like playing with your nephew and having fun and then just violently mauling him like a chimpanzee to a squirrel
I hope you learn from this massive error, you most likely won't be invited to get togethers anymore
did you not having siblings or something?

>>76245975 (OP)
you can fuck her now. her mind has been broken. she probably later masturbated thinking of that hard grip around her neck. its female nature

These larps r so gay

>>76245975 (OP)
fucking kino

I'd have tickled her into submission. Maybe got on my knees with 1 hand behind my back and made Bruce Lee noises when I pulled the first leg out from under her before pinning her like in WWF shouting "1, 2, 3!" with the arm I'm not allowed to use.

Play fight with girls anon, it's pretend, and you're bringing sulfuric acid to the water balloon fight like some sort of dirty muslim schizo.

One time my sister did the same thing at a family gathering, even though I kept saying no she was insistent, and everyone got mad when I did the same thing as you OP. Wtf else are you supposed to do, just let her win, or just hit them like a man? I thought going for a barely violent chokehold would be the friendliest and kindest way to solve the problem

>>76245975 (OP)
You're supposed to put her in the mating press hold. Remember, it doesn't count unless both her shoulders are touching the ground.

>>76246705
you just play with them and let them try to harm you until they tire themselves out
choking her out means you are afraid she will do harm to you

>>76245975 (OP)
Nah don't listen to these idiots. If she asked you to wrestle and she was doing legitimate grappling moves, she just wanted the ego boost of being able to submit a man that's bigger and stronger than her. Play wrestling wouldn't work because she would be doing her absolute best to win

>>76245975 (OP)
Based. Equal rights, equal rights

>>76245975 (OP)
Should pinned her into the mating press and started cumming

>>76246635
remember to use the tongue trick after you say that

>>76246167
What a shameful defeat, you just know once those pictures started to circulate, he gave up the sport for good.

>>76246715
>gf says it hurts when we sexo and her legs are up, so I will never mating press

>>76245975 (OP)
You were supposed to get her in a hold and then playfully grab her pussymound through her clothes and give it a light squeeze.
>You feel that? Try and stop me if you can. Come on, i'll stop if you tell me whose pussy this is. Who's pussy is this, kitten?

>>76246125
holy meds

>>76247544
>he

>woman acts like retarded child
>OP sensibly refuses to stoop to her level
>other men tell him he goofed
Whether flirting or not, she needed a lesson in men and not the fun kind. If he'd played her game it would only have made him look weak and servile and convinced her to push further in similar future scenarios or completely misinterpret other men's behaviors, which could lead to tragedy for her and annoyance for people like us.

>>76245975 (OP)
Peak autism

>>76246636
this, kek

>>76245975 (OP)
To be honest, you can't win at some of these things no matter the outcome. For example, some girls have challenged me to arm wrestle, and they've all reacted differently whether I let them win, let them fight and then beat them, just held onto them, or whether I crushed them.They get offended when you don't try hard enough and also when you “try too hard” and honestly, everything in between.

>>76245975 (OP)
>"teehee anon you're cute let's spa-"
>hit her with that unblockable 12 piece combo and send her to the hospital

>>76246161
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76246684
Now this is what I call getting crazy

The universe literally threw a woman at this guy and he... he choked her out.

>girl challenges me to a drunken wrestle
>women never touch you on accident, this one is inviting me to full blown grapple her, me of all of the party, into her personal bubble
>immediately annihilate her with a blast double leg
>her head bounces like a rubber ball off the linoleum floor of the kitchen
>everyone gets mad and leaves
wtf

>>76245975 (OP)
Your friends with normalfags

>>76245975 (OP)
based anon, fuck her and fuck them too
>>76246807
nah, she asked for it, she got it