>>76246959 (OP)
I regret that people like you are alive

>>76246963
>he said to the mirror

>>76246959 (OP)
I'm someone who has raw stats and no finesse, but I've never understood sports on an emotional level.
I remember my Mom (who isn't really into sports btw) trying to motivate me to enjoy the Superbowl when I was 6, and I was confused about why people watching the tv were referring to the players on the screen as "we". It gets under my skin to this day.

>76246969
you were real cruel to that man

>>76246971
You never cheered for any local/national sports team?

>>76246971
>>76246981
He sounds like a “sportsball” faggot

Yes, I wish I had played hockey and lacrosse as a kid. But I'm not athletic at all. Nobody in my family is

Yeah I was good at sports until high school when everyone wen through puberty and I didn’t. Got left in the dust. Became a referee for a few sports over the years as a result

>>76246959 (OP)
Uoh

>>76246959 (OP)
Imagine him giving them his jock strap. You think they'd sclick while sniffing it?

>>76246971
They want to associate themselves with winners because of normie posturing. That's why they hide themselves when the team they cheer for loses but take out the jerseys and beer when the team wins. Listen to them talk about whatever team they cheer for, when the team wins it's "we won" and when the team loses it's "they lost"

>>76246959 (OP)
Kinda, I never wished I was good at sports, I just wish I was socialized better at a young age so I wouldn't be so socially stunted and be more confident. I was mechanically good at sports but I had none of the IQ to know what to do and none of the confidence to even try.

I'm slow, easily fatigued and short tho so my ceiling was pretty low anyways so I don't regret it too much.

>>76246963
>>76246969
I do and think these things.
>>76246971
Playing sports or watching sports? Watching feels like I am cucking myself. Playing is fun with the bros.

>>76246959 (OP)
...screamed the stable boy

>>76246959 (OP)
she touched herself that night thinking about his BBC

>>76246959 (OP)
Women's celebrity worship is literally the most repulsive behavior they have. Like men chasing after some 2 out of 10 towards closing time. Just caveman brain gone awry in the modern world.

This isn't about sports. This guy was the biggest normie name from the NFL when this happened. He's a celebrity. You think some 300 lb no name lineman would get that reaction?

>>76246959 (OP)
I regret not boxing from 5 years old.

probably some kind of b8 thread but i'll take it seriously.

yeah I regret it. I'm not even necessarily bad at sports by comparison to other adults, but it's more about the social aspect the establish in your youth
>do team sports in school
>your brain develops in an environment where everyone around you is more or less your buddy (unless you're shit at the sport)
>your brain develops in a "I'm liked and people like the things I say and do" environment, making you a more pleasant adult
>lower stress hormones => healthier more aesthetic body
>get invited to team activities and parties => meet girls that don't suck, learn to identify girls who do
>consequently learn how girls and women think and behave, you're not taken by surprise as an adult
>you're used to being part of the "in" group when you start working, so you're able to identify who to stick with to progress professionally
>you learn to identify and make fun of losers to make yourself look better
Not doing team sports is a terrible idea as a kid
>be me, non-childhood-sports-doer
>only did shit like karate, wrestling, YMCA basketball as kid
>solo sports that don't involve communication and team sports where your teammates disappear each season
>get to high school, don't know football, join anyway
>establish myself as a fuckup immediately
>low self-esteem => low aggression => get wrecked during wrestling season => look like a bigger faggot
>not even allowed to talk to popular/cute girls => only get to date BPDs and chubsters
>don't know how normal girls manipulate and lie => get cheated on by first normal gf in college right away, still can't talk to normal girls without being introduced
>never learned the benefits of being a bully => make friends with losers => lose out on girls and work opportunities
tl;dr: make your son do team sports, even if he only does virgin shit outside of that

>>76246959 (OP)
speak for yourself fag I'm a gun on the badminton court

No more than I regret not getting good at acting, singing, streaming, or any other dancing monkey entertainer job.

im good at every sport besides golf

>>76246998
white teenage girls schlicking in public is my fetish

>>76247118
then get a job at a cinema
lots of schlicking happens in those rooms and you can watch it

>>76247026
like you every night?

>>76247157
yep, it's kino

>>76246981
>You never cheered for any local/national sports team?
I can't, I don't feel anything. I'd have to force it. An individual player who does something cool? Possibly.

>>76247000
Yep, I don't have the tribalism mentality.

>>76247012
>Playing sports or watching sports?
I can enjoy playing sports.

>>76247167
I dont see anything though

Let me expand on my previous comment

Yeah, I liked playing sports when I was young. I was pretty good and actually had fun. Then at HS age around 14, I stayed a skinny runt while all the other guys got big. Their height, size, and speed left me in the dust and I became useless at sports. I became the typical "obsessed with watching sports but never plays them" loser.

So then I decided to get into refereeing because I figured I should try to do something interactive with sports. So I've been a ref for three sports for a while now. And while it is somewhat enjoyable to do, I can meet people, get exercise, keep my mind sharp doing it, etc., it does get really depressing because I referee youth quite a bit, and seeing all the kids have the great social aspect of sports, the feeling of achieving something in the game, seeing the boys and girls teams occasionally play after one another so one team is watching the other and you see the camaraderie between the genders, everyone having teammates as their friends, it makes me think about what I have missed out on my entire life.

>>76247195
you'll see sweet young cloacas and blowey joeys, bro

>>76246959 (OP)

No,because I had more important things to work on.

>>76247196
get your nuts checked and become a roid tranny if you can't build mooscle the natural way

>>76246959 (OP)
but I am good at sports

>>76246959 (OP)
I really wanted to play hockey as a kid. But my parents said it was too expensive :(

>>76246959 (OP)
I kinda wanted to do martial arts or boxing or something, but after I learned that these people suffer life threatening injuries I was like nah that's cool man you go ahead. I know I'm a huge pussy but hey at least I can use guns to defend myself.

>>76246959 (OP)
In middle school I did gymnastics alongside my brother, he got injured and my mom stopped taking me since she didn’t want to drive just to take me, I wish I had kept at it, I enjoyed it and gymnasts have great physiques and flexibility

>>76247048
I started playing badminton a couple of years ago, it's so fun. But overall I still prefer tennis

>>76247042
Yeah, this is more or less the difference between me and my younger brother. We were pretty close growing up and both stayed into anime and nerd shit as we aged, but he played football and I didn't.
Fast-forward 20 years later and he's socially well connected with a great job that pays crazy well, a great fiance and a large social circle, after partying a bunch in high school and college. Literally the textbook Chad meme.
Meanwhile, I'm socially isolated, trapped in a dead-end job, and my only real relationship was 5 years ago and ended with her cheating on me. Literally the textbook virgin meme.
Crazy how life works.

>>76246959 (OP)
I was cybersport prodigy when I was a kid

>>76246959 (OP)
I did and it got me plenty of sex. Then I walked away to chase money and now I'm semi rich and all alone

>>76247734
Stories like this are why I’m sort of happy to be an only child while a complete loser. Being an only child sucks but at least I don’t have a very successful sibling to be compared to and reminded of all the time, and seeing how we were both raised in the same environment yet he became successful and I didn’t do clearly everything is my fault

>>76247921
eh, I have a more successful brother and I disagree. He has a beautiful wife and they are about to have their first child, while I'm only a couple of years younger and I have never even had a gf. But I'm looking forward to being an uncle, and my brother procreating makes me feel less bad about the possibility that I might never give my parents a nephew

>>76246959 (OP)
i regret not quitting earlier. i liked playing rugby but never loved it and never watched it. got many concussions and nobody cared at the time

>>76247938
Well obviously I can’t speak as to what it’s like having a sibling, and I definitely get that point of view. But I’m just straight up a complete failure of a person. I feels terrible for my parents that their only child ended up completely worthless loser whose only accomplishment is not ending up a criminal. But I feel like if I was like this but also has normal or successful sibling(s), it would feel somehow even more horrible. Like if I was to become an uncle like you, having a nephew/niece get older and ask why you’re a loser, etc. In fact that’s why I stopped going to thanksgiving like 5 years back, the only time I ever see/talk to extended family. I’m too ashamed, embarrassed, and humiliated. I had three cousins in the single digits of ages who have now had 5 years of growing up and are preteen age, and I just want them to not even remember that I exist

sports ball cult is toxic. Sport is a thing you do for fun and recreation

I was good at sports but I regret not taking it seriously. I was on the youth teams for my local soccer and basketball teams but I didn't have a competitive bone in my body for most of my life so I treated training and matches as fun. The moment we got old enough that the other guys and coaches started taking it seriously and got mad when I would fuck around during training was when I lost the passion to keep going. I regret that a lot. I didn't have the height to do well in basketball and I didn't have the raw talent to be anywhere near pro in soccer but it would've kept me fit as I ended up becoming fat as a teen and adult. I still play both with friends for fun but I haven't competed in any sport since I was 14

>>76246959 (OP)
I did it's just not the kind of sport with fans 53 person teams.

>>76246959 (OP)
I do, I went through my teenage years and 20s with the conviction that I wasn't physically capable of being strong/dextrous or good at anything physical. No use crying over it though, it is what it is.

>>76247042
Playing sports doesn't guarantee you anything. I played soccer and football from 4-17. I have zero friends, mediocre job and an estranged kid because my ex is a whore.
Sports does nothing but give you lifelong injuries.

>>76247969
>Competition is toxic
Post skinny wrists punk bitch

>>76246969
>underage and 4chan

mods?!

What I really wish is that I got good at cooking

>>76247042
When you say you did karate and it involved no communication, do you mean you punched your wall in your room? Did you practice with mute kids? Where you one of those weirdos that changed in 15 seconds and ran to the door without talking to anybody?

>>76247196
Yeah absolutely fucking soul-destroying getting cucked by your genetics through no fault of your own
>be me
>aussie
>only child born prematurely
>smallest weakest kid in class by miles
>raised by single mum so no male role model to teach me any sports
>no money to go play sport at an outside club either
>shit-tier school sports program which only does soccer, cricket, and league
>was in the C team for soccer and hands down the worst player on the team
>school sport ends in year 9 anyway
>work the next 3 years at Maccas to help mum pay rent so no time to play sport anyway
I’m 5’4” and I’d have been a shit soccer player anyway but my ‘childhood’ ended at 14 and it burns inside knowing the lifelong friendships and treasures memories people just got to make by virtue of their genetics and circumstances

>>76248238
rough shit bro

>>76247042
Same. I did cross country and tennis and massively regret it

>>76247921
Everyone in my family is autistic and both my sisters are/were alcoholics. I’m sort of grateful that I’m considered normal since the standards are so low

>>76247042
You claim to have done martial arts and got none of these fantasized benefits because it wasn't a team sport? Get real, dude.

>>76246959 (OP)
I was a D1 scholarship athlete. It was awesome.

>>76248238
having bad genetics is your fault. in fact one might argue its the only thing thats 100% your fault

>>76246959 (OP)
I tried sports when I was in middle school, about 13,14 years old. I was a late bloomer and so I was a little smaller than the other kids on the team. I was never given a single chance to do anything. Even in practice the coaches and other players would basically keep me off to the side and I got maybe 10 seconds of playtime in a game if I was lucky. It discouraged me right off the bat and instilled a bad attitude in my head about it, which made me even LESS willing to try - because fucking why bother? Even when I busted my ass and tried to assert myself in practice the coaches just didn't give a shit. I was just counting down the days until the season was over and I could fucking quit and never try again.

As an adult I'm average sized and I hit this size maybe about halfway through high school. With training and good nutrition I could have been quite athletic at that age, I know that now because as an adult I lift heavy, have great cardio and good all around athleticism.

I played varsity sports in high school but I had shit grades it was pretty awesome though one time I scored 3 goals in a game while this girl that liked me was in the bleachers and she approached me after the game and my parents took her to my house afterwards and she blew my sweaty dick in my basement

>>76247734
I have two sisters and they've both been divorced at least once. One of them had a chaotic life filled with drugs and abuse until she was nearly 50 and it's still pretty wonky, the other had a failed marriage and basically got her life on track by the time she was 30, but is still kind of a space cadet still. I turned out to be the good one, went to college, grad school, have a good career and family. I am kind of surprised, given what I was as a teenager, that I turned out well.

I competed in track at a fairly ‘high’ level from the age of seven until I was 18 (although back then you were divided into age groups), but in my country nobody cares unless you're elite, and even then only the bubble who have a particular interest in the sport care. I probably could have picked up a few female athletes if I'd kept competing, but that didn't even occur to me when the other option was to go to bars and clubs or the beach and pick up girls just because I had a six pack. I think even though I gave up sport for a degenerate lifestyle, I still felt compelled to keep a good physique and if I hadn't been fit through sport, I'd probably be skinnyfat now.

>>76247642
>I know I'm a huge pussy
No, you're just smart.

>>76248032
>no friends, ex-wife
What did your wedding look like?

>>76246959 (OP)
A little bit

>>76246959 (OP)
We can all try again in the next life, am I right?

>>76248032
>played soccer
>wah my life is gay and im a fag

>>76248864
I hope so. My biggest goal is to have sons and help them become chads

>>76248911
What qualifies as a chad?

>>76248927
>good at sports
>attractive
>social
>goes to good schools
>works a high value job
>marries and reproduces

>>76248933
Everything except the fourth one is out of your hands.

Correlation doesn’t equal causation. Just because someone plays sports doesn’t mean they’ll be successful or vice versa. There may be a correlation of people playing sports to being successful but that usually is some type of thing where people who are a certain way like being social motivated and goal oriented gravitate to team sports and then if they end up successful due to being motivated social and goal oriented it looks like playing sports made them successful

>>76246959 (OP)
gave them up for a girl because she couldn't "make it" out of our small town like I could

>>76248933
I hit the first 4 and then ended up here somehow

>>76248988
If you attend an Ivy plus in burgerland, you’re set for life

>>76249015
>Some Ivy League lurker sheds a tear
>"If only you knew anon"

>>76248988
wait, does /fit/ nullify all 6?!

>>76249028
lol

>>76247741
I'll bet you had lots of cyber sex

>>76246959 (OP)
I was junior usta ranked as a kid, pretty decent for my state but nothing exceptional. My middle school and high school didn't offer tennis as a sport so I just dropped it because I didn't care enough to change schools over a sport. Picked it back up in college at the club sports level and got an invite to be a D1 walk on that I declined. Sometimes I think about what could have been. Oddly enough I don't even like tennis, I'd much rather be good at baseball but I was just a bench player for the varsity team back then.

>>76249284
Worded that badly, the invite wasn't to be on the team but it was to try out for the team. Which was still a moderately big deal considering the tryouts were limited, it wasn't an open invite.

>>76248054
What the fuck man, wtf

>>76246959 (OP)
another interracial ragebait today
get a job or do some sports you fucking loser

>>76249392
Religious practice?

>>76246959 (OP)
I kind of regret I didn't do anything like track & field and wrestling.
Then again, it's a bit of a turn off after seeing all the sports related injuries and sexual assaults in high school and college. Hazing seems pretty gay as fuck. All the guys that played football in HS get fat and have glory days. That's not including brain damage.
Similar to joining the military. 9/11 happened when I was in school, but a few years of news coverage in Afghanistan and Iraq and everything through the withdrawal was a turn off.

>>76246959 (OP)
I don't know about the social aspect of sports makes life better, but I had plenty of friends in school and never played sports.

>>76247921
Yeah, it's not great.

>>76247968
I keep praying I fix myself a little bit before they have kids. If not, I'll probably just kill myself.

>>76248032
>Sports does nothing but give you lifelong injuries.
yeah, for YOU, PUSSAY

>>76246959 (OP)
No.

>>76247642
Guns will always win against martial arts. I did wrestling for 3 years in high school and whenever I got hurt then I thought that it'd go away. I fractured my hip, dislocated my shoulder, and tore my ACL. I regularly do physical therapy at home in addition to lifting weights and jogging but I still have pain regularly from the injuries I sustained and had "fixed" 15 years ago.

>>76246959 (OP)
just called my local rugby amateur team and asked if i could sit on the bench and observe and gather info for a few games and they were very welcoming, no harm in trying while you're still young and healthy enough

>>76247157
I peed in an empty soda cup once. Good times.

>>76246959 (OP)
In high school I played soccer, volleyball, tennis, squash and basketball and was on the track and field team for 100m, 200m and discus. I'm in my early 30s now and am significantly fitter than I was back then. I've even almost had sex a couple of times.

>>76248942
Lies like this are why you don't succeed

>>76251017
He's telling the truth. You just don't like it.

>>76251051
>good at sports
Train and practice
>attractive
Pay attention to your posture, skin, hair and expression, be nicer and more attentive to other people instead of being obsessed with what everyone thinks about you
>social
Read above. It's a skill you get better at by practising like anything else
>goes to good schools
This is the one you guys are pretending is "in your hands" lol. This is easily i80 the one you have the least control over
>works a high value job
Gain skills and work your way up
>marries and reproduces
Ask girls out and the have sex with one

How is any of that impossible? You not wanting to do it doesn't make it impossible, it just makes you lazier than the people who put the effort in and go out of their comfort zone. You're no better than those HAES losers who think losing weight is impossible, then you wonder why you're not successful. Pathetic attitude.

>>76247642
>>76250822
>guns
A tank will also win against a boxer, so will a katana, or a mech suit! You can also win a game of chess with a gun! Fortunately, knowing how to fight doesn't make you less proficient with guns.

>>76251154
If it wasn't obvious already, it was meant that was all the anon had control of as a parent. All other factors are for his kid to do on their own. While you can certainly push and encourage, it's ultimately up to them.

>>76246959 (OP)
I was really good. I regret that everyone became obsessed with niggball and poured their tribal impulse into sweaty nogs destroying their 10 IQ points for a tedious three hours with breaks every 30 seconds for slop commercials.
>>76246981
No. I don’t know those people.

>>76247027
>>76247031
Female obsession with fame is a huge ick for me.
It’s like the equivalent of a body count of 50.

>>76247042
I was starter in euroball, spicball, and nigball in high and euroball in college.
I had lots of friends. Lots of girlfriends but never serious.
I am a virgin at 29 and haven’t left the house in 6 months.
I spend my days playing Hearts of Iron 4 multiplayer games and chudposting on 4trans.
It was always rigged.

>>76247167
>>76247157
oh noooooooo please don't let a bunch of 18 year olds see my cock being sucked

that would be awful :)

>>76248933
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
hell yeah, twink mode

>>76251232
I'm that case it's even easier, you just have to encourage them and be a good example/role model.

>>76251260
I don't know anyone who plays HOI4 that isn't on the spectrum.

>>76246959 (OP)
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

>>76248238
Fuck, that's harsh as, m8

>>76251260
sorry but this doesnt make any sense. you must be lying. you cant be an athlete in school while also having "lots" of friends and "lots" of casual girlfriends and never have sex. i mean it sounds like now youre some sort of autistic shut in, but that doesnt explain those years.

>>76246971
Team sports are dumb so are the people watching them (e.g. Football fans). Every time someone says something along the lines "we played good yesterday" I ask "did you play as well?" and they never get it. Also when their favorite team plays badly and lose the game, people do not refer to the players as "we" anymore and now it's "them/they" which is hillarious.

>>76251355
Not him, but my group of friends knew a group of girls that some of us dated two or three of them or hooked up with them. They were a few years young so nothing serious and relationship would last days or weeks.

>>76246971
i completely understand this. sportsball fans are a level of annoyance akin to the "music is my life" people who never put an hour into learning to play an instrument, never wrote a song, and understand absolutely nothing about what actually goes into being musically creative but look at me do some retarded little dance - music is my life!!

>>76246959 (OP)
I regret not picking up juggling when I was much younger. I think it would've greatly improved my life, if only because it's excellent cardio and I can do it for hours at a time without it getting boring.

But sports in the sense of football, soccer, tennis or whatever? Nah.

>>76247167
>>76247157
I have had my dick out in more movies than not out at this point

>>76246959 (OP)
Yes, because I've got family who are professional athletes.

>>76246971
sportscucks are cringe though. Why watch someone else take the glory when you can earn it for yourself? I can watch a game but some people spend all week talking about it and reading about it etc. It's just a bloke's version of Hello magazine at that point

>>76248238
If I went to a private school I probably would have played rugby or been a rower. I went to pleb school where we only played football (soccer) which being tall and strong are negative traits

>>76252208
From memory at my school Wednesday afternoons was “sports day” where we would split into our different sports and get on little buses and go play against other schools. When year 10 started there was no sport anymore, they straight up deleted it from the core curriculum and made it an ‘elective’ subject called “Rec” which was some bludge subject where you learn how to be a PE teacher. You could only do 4 elective subjects and I needed to do physics, chemistry, biology, and maths C to get into Uni so I never played sports again.

Private schools had entire programs for rugby union and league and kids got to play sports. I would’ve loved that opportunity or even fucking just any free sport program at all but there was nothing. I’m forever envious of Americans and their seemingly endless access to all ranges of sports

>>76252199
>when you can earn it for yourself? I
How?
Sports for normies are like watching live action movies where sometimes Harry Potter wins and sometimes Voldermort does

>>76247164
Why are you thinking about me jerking off lmao you a homo?

>>76246959 (OP)
bills fan here
I wish Hamlin stayed dead because he's one of the worst safeties in the game and he's the key reason our defense always loses us games

>>76246959 (OP)
>have naturally strong build
>try soccer
>be bad
>kicked out every time I wanted to participate
>try basketball
>be bad
>kicked out every time I wanted to participate

I guess sports aren't for me.

>>76246959 (OP)
Stefon Diggs would've just given those kids his phone number

>>76246971
>I've never understood sports on an emotional level.
Same really.
It's weird when people waste 90 minutes of their lives watchin soccer.
Sometimes i get forced to watch a game, usually the World Cup, and it's so tiring to pretend i enjoyed it.

>>76253900
You're just odd.

>>76247157
>>76247167
>we can see you btw
GOOD. I always wanted an audience.

>>76246959 (OP)
what is it with women screaming for every single thing?

>>76254814
Girls just wanr to have fun.

I regret the decisions I made in my youth, of course.
I played video games through highschool. I could have been doing track and field, rugby, weight room, martial arts etc.
I looked down on those people thinking they were dumb jocks, but it was I who was the idiot all along.

>>76254877
Same. I thought being above average intelligence was enough to make me successful

>>76254877
just blame your dad

>>76253900
You’re supposed to watch sports you actually participate in so you can appreciate high level competition.
But some sports are more exciting regardless of your understanding. Nobody watches golf unless they play it but plenty of people watch fighting even if they don’t fight.

>>76247031
>You think some 300 lb no name lineman would get that reaction
they definitely do. at least in vegas.

>>76254854
*want

>>76256934
this is probably true actually
he did seem to make snide and disparaging remarks in regards to people who tried to better themselves physically or worked out in the gym
in fact he just criticized everything around him and never really did anything himself
but blaming him does nothing to move me forwards

>>76258390
What's your next move/plan then?

>>76258399
To blame my mom

>>76258425
lol

>>76258425

>>76258425
based

All sports are incredibly gay except for power slap

>>76258504
How did an amateur sneak into the pros?

If you play sports and enjoy it fair enough but watching and obsessing over other people playing sports is gay

>>76246959 (OP)
I'd so be fucking prime, barely teenage pussy if I were famous. They'd have to make a new Epstein list just for me.

>>76246959 (OP)
>you never became good at sports?
but I did

>>76257035
I remember Joe Thomas maybe the best lineman ever saying he was pretty much anonymous. Who are you referring to?

>>76258280
You made a horrible dumb post with an obvious typo that everyone knew what it meant then you replied to yourself to correct it
Just awful