Thread 76247467

What are gyms in Australia like?

I wouldn't know, HGMR.

IOM FARKING ZYZ BRAH

>>76247467 (OP)
Pretty much the same but every exercise is reversed because of gravity
Bench works back
Rows work chest
Squats are deadlifts
Deadlifts are squats
Etc

>>76247467 (OP)
The same- full of poojets

>>76247533
Sydney or Melbourne?

>>76247467 (OP)
twinks getting ravaged in the saunas

>>76247467 (OP)
I recently returned to a gym I used to go to 10 years ago in my hometown and now it's overrun by Indians and they have now put up multiple signs everywhere that says to use deodorant.

>>76247467 (OP)
Small and crowded. Fortunately our gym whores rarely come with the problem of cameras and tripods. Planet Fatness is trying to compete by undercutting everyone but their reuptation has preceded them and there are very few large commercial spaces so they can't do the usual setup
>>76249073
We don't have saunas here, except for "wellness clubs" for the rich boomers. Nigger
t. twink displeased with this state of affairs
>>76247533
Not so many jeets in brissy. Plenty on the streets but most have never and will never lift
>>76249090
picrel at QUT kelvin grove

Full of stinky Indians and lebs.

The girls are hot though so it's not all bad.

>>76247467 (OP)
Hot sluts and very little Indian presence where I am but that changes when I go to another one in a more jeet filled area

>>76247467 (OP)
we do pull downs, not pull ups!

>>76247467 (OP)
Picrel

Pretty decent. The best franchise IMO is Snap Fitness - but that is only because I go there.

Otherwise, a more "hardcore" and generally larger gym would be World's Gym, which is also a franchise.

Snap is pretty affordable as well, typically it is around $15 per week , but with prepaid / deals you might be ablke to get cheaper.

> be me
> 25, hungover, full of regret and frozen hash browns
> decide to gym so i don’t die before 30
> walk in, instantly smell protein farts, vape juice, and regret
> music is just distorted drill bass boosted to war crime levels
> tradie squatting 3 plates in steel caps while vlogging for OnlyFans
> guy in corner shadowboxing a ghost, screaming “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”
> PT appears out of vape cloud
> shirtless, oiled up, looks like a Greek statue who sells dingers at festivals
> asks if I’ve “activated my third lat”
> panic
> try to deadlift
> entire spine sounds like a bag of Doritos
> shit myself slightly
> leave mid-set, steal a protein bar on the way out
> never go back
> still sore
> pretty sure I’m pregnant

>>76247467 (OP)
You got fat cunts, sick cunts, mad cunts, a few sad cunts, regular cunts, all kinds of cunts really.

>>76250303
>Full of stinky Indians and lebs.
I hate Lebs and brown races so dam much. Once you hit Parramatta, Sydney is an awful place because of them.

hope you like Zap! fitness

>>76247528
why would you lie? deadlifts are shoulder lifts, retard