Thread 76255397

G-Gymbros...?

>>76255397 (OP)
>short sleeve button up
That guy has never had sex.

weird i usually have to work against my bran telling my bonner to get bigger why do women lie all the time

>>76255397 (OP)
>implies I can't deadlift and read Hemmingway

>>76255397 (OP)
sour grapes

>>76255397 (OP)
Me on the left

>>76255397 (OP)
This crumbles when you walk past dyels and they cower in fear and women stare

>>76255695
>took the front shoulder spot
>took the manspread spot by physically moving the dyels legs
gigamogged

>>76255695
i look like this and do this

>>76255678
I know it's largely cope but its so odd this idea still exists to me, like Arnold, arguably the most famous bodybuilder of all time did military service tank driving and has been a governor, even outside of bodybuilding I had plenty of teachers in high school who were in shape, or doctors with clearly developed arms, do they think life is just DnD and you can only spec into one role or class in life?

>>76255397 (OP)
The hands which drew that comic.

>>76255716
arnold is supported by jews though, its expected that he was a governor and also had early access to roids and good doctors from an early age

>>76255397 (OP)
I speak two languages, read, draw and paint. All whilst holding down a mentally and physically stimulating job, that I enjoy. And have a great social life with fantastic friends and family. Ontop of that I have a physique that most will never obtain.

Nerd

>>76255397 (OP)

Didn't the fag who made this get bullied for it?

>>76255716
>do they think life is just DnD and you can only spec into one role or class in life?
Todays young people are so silo'd in their interests they have trouble comprehending that people can do an activity without it being their sole defining characteristic. You can play videogames without being a "gamer", you can lift weights without being a "gymbro", you can listen to "genre of music" without wearing "clothing associated with genre of music". Being interested in something shouldn't define you, it's just something you're interested in doing.

>>76255695
6’0”, Mediterranean god build broad shoulders, solid frame, low body fat. Trilingual: English, German, Albanian. I read a mix of philosophy, psychology, sci-fi, fantasy, and some trashy thrillers for kicks.

The other day at a bookstore, a goth chick flirts with me while her skinnyfat boyfriend stands nearby, fuming but too scared to say anything. The “muscle = dumb” stereotype? Just weak men coping because they’re threatened by discipline and strength. Pure pathetic cope.

>>76255806
>>76255819
Imo the people seriously into a sport or recreational fitness ironically tend to be into more interesting fields too, when I realised I could improve and train my body I figured I could do the same with my mind and I assume it's the same for a lot of fit people, they usually either know another language or play an instrument or anything that requires practice and discipline

>>76255716
One of my teachers in rhetoric at uni was a bodybuilder, a Finnish faggot to boot lmao. One of the best lecturers I've had.

>>76255397 (OP)
Sour grapes

>>76255819
>Albanian

>>76255845
It's not surprising when you look at the effects lifting weights has on the brain. People who claim to be "into science" show themselves to be fools when they think of lifters as dumb meatheads.

>>76255397 (OP)
>Me, reading Plutarch in my third language between sets
Who is more likely to achieve difficult results over long periods of time with delayed gratification: the one who already did it it some other area, or the one who can't deny himself a cookie

>>76256085
A smart person would read Plutarch because they enjoy it. A stupid person would read Plutarch because they think it makes them smart.

>>76256161
Imagine being triggered by an off-hand comment on 4chins

>>76256182
Hit a bit close to home I see.

>>76255845
It’s weird how a lot of nerds who are into shit like medicine and law are fat fucks and are seething incels. I can just smell the salt when they see me who is tall and handsome and also makes a good income by our country’s standards.

>>76256161
a bitch wouldn't understand the concept of doing something they dislike in the short term to achieve a long term goal

>>76255397 (OP)
I work out while watching documentaries and sometimes "how it's made"

>>76255454
>hemminggay

>>76256223
Reading isn't supposed to be something you dislike retardbro. It's enjoyable in the short and long term.

>>76256161
people learn from books smug dumbass

>>76256234
>dude gay lmao xdddd

>>76255397 (OP)
it's so crazy how faggots like this exists
what kind of fucking delusional fag do you have to be to think you can't be in shape and do anything else?

it's like when girls say they don't want to work out because they don't want to look big lol

>>76256161
A needlessly contrarian take. You can enjoy Plutarch (I highly recommend Penguin's Rome in Crisis anthology), while admitting that it has a much higher barrier for entry than manga about schoolgirls

>>76255716
>do they think life is just DnD and you can only spec into one role or class in life?
If this is the case it'd be funny as fuck since multiclassing has been a thing in D&D for decades through several editions. They define themselves through their main interest like >>76255806 said only the forget that even in their game it's possible to be into more than one interest, let alone irl

>>76255920
Mom’s from Albania, Dad’s from Germany. We moved to the U.S. when I was a kid, but Mom made sure I learned Albanian and German so I wouldn’t forget my roots. Turns out, it helps me pull girls now. Girls love it when i speak in Albanian, don't know why though. >>76255891

>>76256727
>girls love it when i speak Albanian.
I don't buy it.

>>76256727
>Mom’s from Albania, Dad’s from Germany. We moved to the U.S.
Dios mios

>>76255397 (OP)
I am a big fatso and I don't look down on people who work out. I think it would be weird to do that. We all waste time watching dumb TV shows and listening to stupid podcasts. So it's not a huge waste of time to work out while being entertained.

For me? Its reading Evola and staying physically acting. Best cardio shape of my life but my lifts have declined unfortunately

>>76255819
I think it's more like tropes from media have infected our minds. There is always a dumb strong guy to balance out the weak smart guy. In other cultures without that dynamic, people don't look down upon strong dudes.

I still feel bad for the boyfriend though. No one deserves to be treated like that.

>>76255397 (OP)
I wont be saggy in 50 years.

>>76255397 (OP)
Im strong, muscular and i have a sub 20sec rubics speed time

>>76256878
even if you were. wouldn't just 10 years of great sloppy hedonistic sex and drugs be more rewarding, something you would look back more fondly on.
then a lifetime of reading books and appreciating... art.

>>76255819
you sound like you're the one seething.
the skinny fat kid still fucked that goth thot later that day.
you're like a cucked "renaissance man".

>>76255698
He probably based it on a real guy who made his boydick wet.

>>76255397 (OP)
I used to lead a curious life. Now I a lead a muscly one. Fuck being curious.

>>76256897
>wouldn't just 10 years of great sloppy hedonistic sex and drugs be more rewarding
obviously not
are you, by any chance, black and/or american?

>>76256727
I think Harry Potter has some shit that takes place in Albania, you probably have J.K. Rowling to thank that white girls in the US have even heard of Albania.

>>76255397 (OP)
>Hah silly bodybuilder, those muscles are useless -says to himself while the is awkwardly sitting next to him in the bus- these people are meatheads, atleast I'm smart! I have always been more of an intellectual person, what will he do when I get a job as a CEO and he is my sole janitor ha -says again inside his head while smiling smugly planning on making this experience into a comic for his twitter followers- one day John, one day you will show these people and Brad my highschool bully who is boss!

>>76256964
I bet it's just because they confuse Albania with Armenia, the cradle of civilization

>>76256944
it's OK. isaac newton died a virgin too.

>>76256971
I don't think the white girls who want to hear him speak Albanian, Armenian, Algonquin, or whatever the fuck language he speaks, have any conception of the cradle of civilization

>>76256964
J.K. burn the trans faggots Rowling? I didn’t think I could like her more.
>>76256870
I feel bad for the boyfriend, though.”
“Same, but it’s his fault for being weak—physically and mentally. If my fiancée had done that, I would've broken up with her and walked away on the spot.
>>76256802
Funny right?

>>76256971
>>76256798
Woman just like man who can speak another language, doesn't matter if that is albanian or what ever the fuck language. They just think you are smart if you can speak another language.

>>76255845
It's because of time preferences. People who are in to fitness can sacrifice time for long term results. It is the same characteristic that lets someone study hard or pursue a hobby or take time to practice a creative pursuit. I am pretty sure it correlates with IQ as well. Which is why stupidity and obesity and poverty seem to correlate.

>>76255819
>things that never happened for $500

>>76256971
>Armenia, the cradle of civilization
Is it?

>>76256964
>>76256971
Pretty sure it's Prisoner of Azerbaijan.

>>76257071
Las mujeres se mojan

>>76257262
Like, seriously, if you can speak another language even halfway decently, use it. Find a way to bring it into the conversation. It gets them wet like a waterfall

>>76257177
I was being facetious, but they are at least 3000 years old. Kingdom of Armenia even funded infamous Lucullus’ feasts (iykyk)

>>76257273
I can speak English and only 60yo+ women care (non-English speaking country)

>>76255407
>>short sleeve button up
>That guy has never had sex.
You've only had butt sex.

>>76255397 (OP)
People who make this claim DONT spend their time bettering themselves instead of working out. They sit on the couch smoking pot and jacking off to tranny porn.

>>76256944
Egypt examples are always a little confusing.
>The best example of my ancestry are the fringe borders; take one step and you're outside the continent

>>76257327
Lol, this only counts if your second language isn't fucking English like everyone knows English. Learn French or Spanish or even Korean if you want pussy

>>76257347
True, because I'm saving myself for marriage and anal doesn't count.

>>76255397 (OP)
Comic is pure cope. Dude doesn't know how low of a time commitment is actually required to look decent. Not everyone needs to be a body builder, but even like 3-5 hours a week is enough for most people. The comic artist easily spends that time on reddit.

>>76256944
>Dark matter
Dark matter is not "black" you fucking potato
>literally calls herself a vegetable
Gotta be satire.

>>76255806
Commas and periods should go inside quotation marks.

>>76255397 (OP)
Intellectualism vs. athleticism is a false dichotomy. Healthy body, healthy mind.

>>76255397 (OP)
Insane levels of copium

I work out because I hate myself, it’s a form of self harm. I’m pretty much always in pain too. These guys have the right of it.

>>76256085
>>76256161
>Plutarch
>reading about Mickey Mouse's dog

>>76255695
This is either completely innocuous or incredibly gay

>>76255397 (OP)
Jokes on them I do all of the things they say they do AND go to the gym 4 times a week.
What is it with people making it out like you have to be in the gym 24/7 to keep in decent shape? It takes 1-1.5 hours 4 times a week, that's nothing.
Plus I listen to podcasts and audiobooks at the gym.

>>76257688
nigga are you retarded. the comic is titled GAYSOME

>>76255819
>The other day at a bookstore, a goth chick

Goths don't exist in 2025. You're a liar and you will spend an eternity on this board.

>>76255397 (OP)
Pssh anyone going to the gym to impress girls is basically a cluck.

I go so the voices in my head that tell me to break laws get quiet.

>>76257902
> Goths don't exist.
Go outside nigger, they do exist at least they dress like ones.

>>76255397 (OP)
Pretty funny, "devote so much of it" just shows plain ignorance to how lifting works. Does she think it takes 6 hours a day. Btw, I read 40 books a year and play piano and women still think I'm boring because I'm not a loud abusechad but nice try.

>>76256727
>The girls I force into human trafficking love it when I speak Albanian

>>76258146
Human trafficking doesn't exist, otherwise based

>>76257688
>GaYsome!

>>76255407
In hot climates it's totally a good look. Just never button it up. That's a beating.

>>76255397 (OP)
Her life must be really boring if she can spend 2 hours a day on hair, makeup and picking her clothes out without doing any actual work.

>>76255397 (OP)
>tfw you lift and draw and talk with friends
cope fatcel

>>76257591
Try dissing the big dog in real life and see what happens, faggot.

>>76259370
>and draw
Ant material you recommend for beginners? I'm going through Loomis's book right now.

>>76261230
*Any

>>76255407
>>76259360
there's exceptions

>>76256727
you are american

>>76257426
Wrong

>>76255819
9/10 otherwise but -4 for speaking Albanian and -1 for reading genretrash, so 4/10.

>>76255397 (OP)
NEVER IMPROOOOOV

>>76256890
You post on /fit/. We already know you're autistic you don't need to tell us

>>76255819
>albanian

>>76255397 (OP)
>another humble brag thread by midwits who lift
Truly we live in enlightened times.

>>76256161
TRVKE.
CS Lewis has an essay about this. The mercenary mentality depriving one of the very benefit they seek to gain.

>>76257902
>The goth-attracting bookstore.... You just wanted to know where it was....

>>76255397 (OP)
>"Oh cool, so can I see your art or maybe listen to some music you made or can play?"
>"Well I only dabble and I don't have anything finished or ready, but I got a few ideas!"

>>76255701
LONDON
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>>76261424
I wasn’t born in America though. I moved here when I was 6

>>76261515
Why is speaking Albanian -4 points? Though I would say reading Genretash is at least - 2 points

>>76263500
you are american, you have no culture you have no soul

>>76255456
/thread

>>76264035
Okey fag.

>>76263506
>Why is speaking Albanian -4 points?
Because Albanians are too powerful, wouldn't be fair

>>76257353
Literally me.

>>76264239
Don't mind the crabs, brother. Also, sci-fi is great as long as you have fun reading it

>>76255819
you sound like a massive faggot and she went and fucked him while you posted about them

>>76255397 (OP)
musclybros buttblasted

>>76266471
I honestly don't give a fuck that she fucked him, like If I wanted to I probably could have fucked her but I am engaged to a beautiful woman and don't want to throw that all away for a quick fuck.

>>76255819
So is this what autism sounds like?

artist btw

>>76255397 (OP)
in a day i
>Play music (throughout the whole day)
>Work out
>Practice drawing
>Chat with my frens
>Be racist online
>Read before going to bed

>>76255397 (OP)
Ah the OG rage b8

>>76266987
Too many words. You can just remove two (2) letters and make a better point.

>>76264090
you just admitted your mother was some poor gold digging whore who abandoned her own nation and went for greener pastures. it is no surprise to me she spawned a subhuman, vain, narcissistic womanbrain as you, usually the most pathetic people tend to be the most narcissistic, the irony.

>>76267029
My mom married up, tall, rich, and good-looking. That’s not betrayal, that’s winning. She never turned her back on her country either, she passed on the language and the traditions, and I’ve been to Albania plenty of times. Sorry your mom settled for less.

>>76266939
Sounds incredibly gay

>>76266858
Dude you on 4chan, 90% of the posters here are autistic.

>>76266845
I’m pressing x to doubt, but good for you on the 1% chance that this isn’t a larp

>>76267355
Not sure if he’s bullshitting, but if you’re built like a Greek god and hang out at the library, you can definitely bag some hot librarian chicks. Just look at BookTok dudes are horny, yeah, but librarian girls? Different breed. I fully believe one of those e-girl-looking ones made a move on some Chad while her boyfriend was right there. Zero shame.

>>76255397 (OP)
That is kinda true. Women usually forget about all of the fuck boys and creeps going for the guy who listens.

Fatties are stupid. This is just cope.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3813310/
>Cross-sectional studies have found that obesity is associated with low intellectual ability and neuroimaging abnormalities in adolescence and adulthood. Some have interpreted these associations to suggest that obesity causes intellectual decline in the first half of the life course.

>>76255819
read this in his voice

>>76257387
>sodomy
Anon I ....

>>76257347
>stonetoss
Reminder that the "artist" that drew this is a fat retard with a botched circumcision.

>>76257387
Kek retard hasn’t even read the bible

>>76261420
>Gabagool
From my experience hallidaying in mediterranean countries this is what they all wear during the summer.

>>76267615
Kek

>>76255397 (OP)
How many times are we going to have this thread?

>>76255695
That is me, I read Kant

>>76267905
>botched circumcision.
No wonder he hates you kikes

>>76256161
A smart person would read Plutarch because they know that absorbing information from the greatest minds in history will make them even smarter

>>76255397 (OP)
why draw picture when u can be arousing urself(granted u have good face)

>>76256161
who tf is plutarch lmfao. u guys cant be serious. and why would it make u more ,,interesting;;

>>76268520
>information
its usually some schizos opinions

>>76267905
Reminder that the person who outed his identity is a pedophile that showed up to a pedo sting in a diaper which he shit and pissed in immediately after walking through the door then got arrested

>>76256085
What language is it anon?

>>76268781

How do people know this deep lore about these obscure figures??

>>76266987
surprised it took this long for somebody to post it, always makes me lol especially at the "I wish I had a burger in my hand" part

>>76255405
I love him.

>>76255397 (OP)
>when I'm 80 it'll be my time to shine
even ignoring that the fitter people are almost always the ones that stay sharp even in old age, how did he think that it was a gotcha?
Nobody does anything for the prospect of being an interesting old man, people care about the present and the near future

>>76267905
He looks like a normal American

>botched circumcision

Any penis with a circumcision is botched.

>>76256944
Imagine having this much of a head start and still being oppressed.

>>76256085
It's not the frognigger who flexes inconsequential shit on the internet, I can tell you that much

>>76255695

>>76255701
>>76255819
>>76268339

>Anon posts gay comic that literally is called GAYsome
>Fit anons automatically relate

I'm so done with this homosexual place

>>76269542
No life but gossiping

>>76255819
>Albanian
It never began

>>76256944
God I love Kangz. They never fail to crack me the fuck up with their nonsense.

>>76268602
I know this board has gone downhill but can you please go somewhere else

>>76255407
Everyone loves short sleeve button ups.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity
>Followers of Muscular Christianity ultimately found that the only solution to this was to connect faith to the physicality of the body.

>>76255397 (OP)
damn this lil nigga coping

>>76272371
ive been here since 2010, ur not telling me to fuck off from my basement lmfao

>>76268520
If he wanted to absorb the information and truly learn, he wouldn't be wasting his time reading it in his third language