How flexible are you?

>>76256117 (OP)
Real world scenario where you would need to be able to be in this position?

>>76256117 (OP)
I've been working on my splits fornlike a year to no luck. I'm like at 0:08 of this clip but that last bit refuses to drop.

>>76256136

>>76256117 (OP)
>How flexible are you?
I'll take basically any alcohol or drugs you offer, but sobriety is where I draw the line.

>>76256143
I cannot fathom being able to do this

>>76256165
oH ANON

>>76256143
use variations
start with frog pose, then use half-frog so one leg is extended and the other stays bent
long holds help (3-5mins, breathe deep and slow) and change the position of your upper body
don't use weights or anything, cos you'll fuck your knees
be patient. side splits took me a lot longer than front splits

>>76256260
Imagine what their baby could do.

>>76256165
Kek

>>76256117 (OP)
Sauce? This artist really does just draw overly flexible fit girls hitting flexible gymnast poses like this and it is sexy for some weird reason but I forgot the name

>>76256165
Is that Saddam Hussein?

>>76256456
https://x.com/nabipenciller?s=21

They just draw this one contortionist character in complex but physically-possible poses.

You guys follow and yoga routines?
It's always a pain to find a good one

>>76256485
no

>>76257310
>It's always a pain to find a good one
just download a yoga book and learn some on your own, they're not that difficult to incorporate desu

>>76256658
man imagine fucking her in that position she just has to watch her own pussy get pounded as fluids drip down on her face

>>76257334
There's a woman on pornhub who does the scenario you've just described. I forgot the name tho. But it's out there.

>>76256165
Legitimately one of the funniest replies I've seen on 4chan in a while. Have your reddit gold anon

>>76256658
>>76257334
Imagine forcing her to move her ass in that position while she licks your butthole.

Cute!

Flexibility is the one thing I’m jealous of girls for in terms of what we can do physically. If I were a girl I’d twist myself into a pretzel just because I can.

Though there are some crazy male contortionists out there like this guy: https://youtu.be/iEM8zzeoGvU?si=WzgPxng_JW5th-Nu

>>76256143
You won't be able to do this not even slightly but think about side splits as pulling your legs apart with your bum. Once you can do this this allows you to add an active element into the position

>tfw no rubber gf

>>76256117 (OP)
I can do front and middle splits. Back when I wasn't a homegymer, if hadn't been doing serious stretching in while I would scare normalfags in the gym by struggling to do the some kind of splits with my bodyweight, then I would take a 20kg plate to force myself into the stretch. For front split I would OHP the plate and hold it overhead and for middle split I would put it on my back like a pancake good morning.

Imagine the footjobs

Not flexible enough. Will probably lead to injury one day.

Still, stretching and being flexible is for women. Need me some bendy gf badly.

>>76261051
Ok, if streching doesn't improve flexebility what does?

>>76261080
Proper exercise is actually also stretching your muscles.

>>76261100
What kind of exercise to do splits?

>>76261051
>balding

>>76261102
split jerks

>>76256485
That's Jim Nutty who died in Putty Putty cave while spellunking. IIRC rescuers could have broken his legs to get him out but didn't want the potentional lawsuit if he died because of it.

>>76261779
He would have died from shock if they had broken his legs.
They also did manage to get him mostly out but the pulley system broke from the rocks and he fell back in even deeper and by then he was shit out of luck.

It's completely possible to be both flexible and very strong. Look at rangeofstrength, dude can do full splits and squat 4pl8 ass to grass.

>>76261961
>>He would have died from shock if they had broken his legs.
>possibly die if legs broke
>will die if not
easy choice

lucky if i can grab something off the floor these days

I could
>>76256165
into >>76261051
if you catch my drift

>>76261403
>roids and testosterone are not for women
whoa... what a breakthrough

>>76256117 (OP)
I can lick (not suck) my dick

>>76262639
Post proof.

>>76258956
Jesus, that guy should be in horror movies.

>>76258956
Downright peculiar...

>>76256165
Why didnt he do his neck ups?

>>76261403
I think its cute in like a methheadette way.

>>76258956
All men can be just as flexible as any woman.
it's been proven time and time again.

problem is that male tendons are exponentially firmer than female tendons. it's part of our strength. newfags illogically apply male strength to muscle mass, the tendon at the muscle insertion is 9/10 times the first thing to go.

>>76256658
looks really hot but i doubt its comfortable

>>76256165
Put me in the screenshot faggot

>>76258956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R1i91CDqcg
>>76262052
Jujimfu is pretty flexible too

>>76261649
Cute/10

>do taekwondo for years
>can do splits and high kicks
>stop tkd
>back to not kicking much higher than hips
>weak feet and legs = weak kicks
fugg
i hear flexibility is an underrated health issue, but >/fitness/ -& health-

I'm flexible enough that when my wife tried to tear my heart in half by divorcing me I didn't die. So I see the value of your splits and I raise you the value of my soul and I'm all in, your call gumbie. (I don't understand playing cards or gambling).

>>76269405
How do I get Jacko pose clips to show up all over my wife's feed?