We're inviting some people over for dinner tomorrow and will be having a few drinks. As someone who can drink 15 beers recreationally, I want to get wasted without too many calories. I'm thinking neat whiskey. What does /fit/ drink?

>>76256242 (OP)
Drink hard liquor. Whiskey. Like a man.

>>76256242 (OP)
Cider mostly. It's one of the best alcohol per dollar things you can buy here. Cheap wine prices, but it tastes pretty good, I like the gingerale flavors. My second choice is usually gin, usually Gordon's. I'll fill a glass 1/3 with boiling water, dissolve a teaspoon of honey, the 1/4 lemon or lime juice (or both), and then brim it with gin

>>76256242 (OP)
>asted without too many calories
Meth

just eat less throughout the day. you'll have more calories for alcohol and you'll get drunk faster so you end up having fewer drinks. just make sure to get your protein in for the day and have some electrolytes handy.

>>76256242 (OP)
There is literally no evidence that weed is addictive though. Not an a chemical level, not on any psychological level. And before some shills come at me with "I smoked weed every day for five years and I was addicted" or "I'm a pot addict hurr durr" no you're not, you're lying to make weed look bad. It's literally medicine ffs

>>76256483
hey bro you want to go out to eat?
>yeah let me toke up first
Hey bro you want to see a movie
>hell yeah, let me smoke this bowl first
Hey dude, wanna game
>im down gotta hit this joint first
Good game bro ready for the next round?
>sure but lets smoke break *COUGH COUGH COUGH DYING SOUNDS* over the mic
Headed off to bed, gg
>gg bro fuck sorry I played like ass, im high as a mf hahahahaha
>im also going to bed, one more hit for the road

Thats how every interaction goes with a stoner and you say youre not addicted

>>76256524
>stop smoking weed because of job
>see, told you it was addictive
At a certain point anon, your friends who smoked weed will be straight edges and most likely take up drinking now.

I think vodka is the lowest calorie per alcohol volume out of the common drinks, but most distillates are around the same (and whiskey tastes a million times better and you can drink it neat, but that's just an opinion).
I did some research a while ago and the most reliable way to get drunk for few calories and cheap was distillate + white wine. after you drink a higher proof drink such as vodka or whiskey, dropping to a lower abv drink will get you more wasted than it normally would. but that's a double edged sword, because it's easy to lose consciousness like that

>>76256242 (OP)
Soak a tampon in vodka and push it up your anus

>>76256242 (OP)
It's either whiskey (nothing below single malt) or dry/semi dry wines, depends on the situation. Beer very rarely on a hot day out or with a meal (the whole high GI thing makes it not worth it even if you like the taste).

Also, habitual weed smokers are top tier losers.

is it a swingers party?

>>76256612
It is a party for people in the lifestyle, yes.

>>76256483
It's addictive in a way that everything is boring without it and longer you've used it the worse it gets. Quitting after being a daily user is just being depressed and bored out of your mind for months until your dopamine receptors recover.

>>76256483
>It's literally medicine
Why do braindead niggers hatch on to this argument, do you have cancer or parkinsons so you're taking it? No, you are smoking it because you are a weak hedonistic pussy who found a way to get away from his problems in life while being a lazy worthless shit.
t. smoked in university and this is my experience, and saw the same apply to everyone else, but they are just faggots who can not be straight with themselves

>>76256242 (OP)
>What does /fit/ drink?
Water.

>>76256483
clonazepam is also literally medicine. morphine too

>>76256483
Why do so many experience nausea when quitting?

>>76256483
No dude I smoked weed daily for 5 years and that shit definitely ruined many aspects of my life and I regret it heavily

>>76256703
lol damn, its just weed anon. Stay away from alcohol, sounds like you can't control too much in your life

>>76256703
Same. It's like 5 years of my life just went straight into the trash and every long time smoker I know feels the same way. Weed is like someone you think is your best friend but who doesn't actually give a fuck about you and eventually betrays you.

>>76256246
light beer is the final destination for us functional alcoholics

>>76256922
I like to feel drunk. Id rather take 3 shots of vodka/tequila and 1 jack and coke and be done with it rather than sip 10 beers over the entire night and have a stomach too bloated to feel confident anymore

>>76256932
Yeah ill just have 10-15 vodka shots over 3 to 4 hours personally.

>>76256780
what did it take? lmao, i used to smoke weed but it aint that serious anon. its like me saying partying took a part of my life away

>>76256950
You have some insane tolerance if youre taking 10 to 15 shots. Or maybe you end your nights blacked out lol

>>76256962
I'm 220lbs and have a pretty high tolerance

>>76256616
You've heard of.whiskey dick, right?

>>76256538
actually you want to get fucked up with fewer calories?
take something from the racetam family. like phenylpiracetam. it will increase the blood flow to your brain.
then when you drink, alcohol hits TWICE as hard. so you only have to drink HALF as much vodka.
however after using racetams a couple times, you will need to supplement choline or alpha gpc. or you'll get headaches.

>>76256974
sounds interesting but how the fuck do I acquire that

drink 15 beers
life is for living, liquor is gross

>>76256974
this is polyaddict behavior and you would be better off stocking to light beer instead

you could take shots of it up your ass to get fucked up quicker. sounds like it would fit in with the swinger vibe

Gin and sugar free tonic or tequila with soda water would be the easiest way

>>76256994
from nootropic labs. we used to have freedom 10 years ago and you could just buy whatever 'research chemical' from china, lab test proving purity included. but the FDA cracked down on unregulated 'research chemical' which are 'not intended for human consumption'.
now most 'research chemical' companies will only sell to you through their online portal and take USD, IF you can explain to them how you plan to use the chemicals for research.
but don't let this dissuade you. chatgpt is really good at roleplaying. so if you want to buy phenylpiracetam legally, shipped to your front door, with a credit card in USD, then simply tell chatgpt to assume the role of researcher and ask HIM why he needs phenylpiracetam for his research.
>>76257003
buying chemicals online to avoid calories while drinking vodka is planned and well thought out behavior and is the complete opposite of polyaddict behavior.

>>76257182
the problem is binge drinking, and you’re bargaining with it using supplements

>>76256242 (OP)
I like vodka, I've even made some myself I like it so much

>>76256242 (OP)
I just do shots of vodka. I could do 2 bottles a night back in highschool. Half a bottle is enough for me nowadays, any more and I go full retard mode.

>>76256242 (OP)
Hard liquor mixed with a diet drink. Don't mix carbs and alcohol.

>>76256483
refer to
>>76256242 (OP)

>>76256483
Based retard
>muh science

>>76256242 (OP)
Literally any alcoholic in my country will have a temper tantrum if you even try to suggest that having a six pack minimum every day might be alcoholism.

>>76257247
>the problem is binge drinking
and yet I'm suggesting a path to less alcohol consumption. which is clearly healthier.

>>76256483
Medicines are notoriously addictive, which is why you need a fucking prescription for them.

>>76256483
The weed made you post these lies. You are a drug addict

>>76256647
They must really pump a lot of chemicals into your tap water if you can get drunk off of it.

>>76256483
good bait brother, it would take an exceptionally retarded individual to think this

>>76256242 (OP)
I stopped drinking and replaced it with low dose opiates and my life improved so drastically it was ridiculous.
I've tried everything to fight depression for 20 years now and the only thing that worked is a quarter of a pill a day.
Yeah yeah, I know I'm gonna get addicted. I don't give a fuck my life is much better I'm actually able to do things.
When I was drinking every day I felt like shit 24/7 lost friends and partners, nearly died multiple times.
Now I'm in the best shape of my life, have a social life again, work a decent job and am training for a career I want to do.
Take the opiate pill, bros.

>>76256242 (OP)
>15 beers
>recreationally

>>76256483
What would you call somebody who continually takes medicine who doesn't have the condition that the medicine treats?

You'd call that person an addict.

And you'd be correct

>>76256242 (OP)
>drinking 3000 calories recreationally
post body NOW

>>76257548
I drink once a month or so and can easily put away 15 drinks over the course of a night out if I start about 6.

>>76257555
What do you think the point of my post was

>>76257552
Not that anon, I'm >>76257555, but here's from my narrow miss at 300kg the other month. You can go out on the piss and still not be a fat cunt

>>76257530
>Take the opiate pill, bros.
Do NOT take the opiate pill under any circumstances.
There are plenty of upstanding, productive members of society who've said the same, but time and time again their lives end up destroyed.
Opioids are slow and insidious killers. It may not be as bad as alcoholism generally, but eventually you'll reach the depths of hell. I speak from experience.

>>76257551
>What would you call somebody who continually takes medicine who doesn't have the condition that the medicine treats?
I would call them. *uninsured.

>>76257559
That you can't drink 15 beers recreationally, when you obviously can

>>76257571
Thanks for admitting that marijuana makes you lazy.

>>76257454
yeah this meme is fucking retarded and clearly made by someone who has never actually confronted an addict
the consequences of "weed addiction" (lol) are much less severe in the first place, being constantly mildly retarded is one thing while alcoholism is a serious health risk and causes significantly worse behavior
and secondly actual alcoholics may say "yes" to the idea that they have an addiction but good luck getting them to do anything about it without tremendous excuse making, denial, tantrums, etc. you will not see nearly the same degree of pathetic addictive behavior from stoners than alcoholics
I'd much rather deal with a loved one who smoked too much weed than an alcoholic, it isnt even in the same universe

>>76256242 (OP)
Sea breezes(cran/grapefruit) are legitimately how i get my vitamins

>>76257568
How long did it take before you plunged into the abyss?

>>76256400
Hallucinogens were quite common in the Greek and Roman empire. For instance the mandrake plant was harvested to be used during certain ceremonies. Amanita muscaria was also quite commonly used.

>>76256483
even with the meme posted and him replying to it, he did the meme.

>>76256532
Just because you're dependent on something (aka addicted) doesn't mean you can't quit it, if properly motivated. Even drugs with extremely powerful addictions can be dropped like a hot potato by someone with the right combination of will and motivation. The mind is in control. If the mind remains sick, sobriety is impossible, regardless of the substance or activity.

im a weekend alcoholic

>>76256242 (OP)
Doesn’t matter what you drink, all alcohol is catabolic and will make you dyel