Do your pull ups.

Unironically hinting at having a girlfriend to girls you like is a great way to make them gravitate towards you, and since women naturally like ruining things like a man's relationship, they'll try to fuck you and make you cheat on this fictions girlfriend.

>>76257172 (OP)
Context?

>>76257195
BAC

>>76257195
gym

>>76257183
It has nothing to do with that. It's because having a girlfriend is social proof, and women unconsciously look to see whether other women "accept" a man. The same thing works if a man has attractive female friends, it's social proof that makes getting a gf much easier.

>>76257200
They've never seen anyone do some pull-ups?

>>76257205
neither have you because those are chin ups

>>76257195
Probably a class on weightlifting

>>76257172 (OP)
I got a lot of attention in college as a single broke boy from a lot of women who already were in relationships. I stopped doing this because one time it got so bad the girl falsely accused me of SA to save her rep. This accusation spread to all my friends and I ended up losing all my friends. 8 years later, only 1 person contacted me to apologize but it felt more like a way for him to remove his guilt by still blaming me for what happened.

>>76257183
True, but can be high risk if they know your acquaintances or start asking questions. I like bringing up recent dates instead.

>>76257207
Semantics. He's pulling his body weight up either way. But is that a reason to be mesmerized?

>>76257211
>This accusation spread to all my friends and I ended up losing all my friends
what kind of "cuck" friends did you have? If one of my bros told me that he got falsely accused I'd believe him

>>76257172 (OP)
Saw a cute girl sneakily checking out a dyel doing half-ROM kippy pullups the other day.
Logically, somebody must've checked out my full-ROM 2p8 ones. Too bad I am too much of an autistic retard to do anything about it.

>>76257219
For a woman yeah. Its incredible how many women cannot do 5 pull ups even with years of training

>>76257220
It honestly confused the shit out of me. I even had all the evidence in the world to clear my name but nobody wanted to believe me. I thought I was on crazy pills or something. I even believed the lies for a few months thinking i was delusional.
Never put yourself in this situation, nobody will be on your side for some reason.

>>76257220
Pretty sure one of my mates got rightfully accused, still don't give a shit

>>76257233
based. rape women.

>>76257200
That doesn't happen in gym.

>>76257230
I have some ride or die bros that would never leave me like that, but I feel your pain. Having everybody against you must suck big time

>>76257259
Nta, but one of my friends lost 90% of his circle because he was the only one to not get vaxxed during corona. He's better off this way.

>>76257183
Women are fucking retarded, some 3 years ago, I was trying to cold approach this chick I'd been seeing at the gym, but she just straight up told me off, 3 years later, one of the chicks she attends uni with, started talking how she's seeing that hot guy at the gym and all of the other girl's friends agreed that the guy is attractive (that guy is me); then, once that chick found out that other girls that she's peers with find me attractive, she stalked me on Instagram and got very clingy.
Women's attraction towards men is 100% guided by jealousy and pettiness towards other girls.

>>76257219
>Semantics
shoo shoo dyel

>>76257268
The good news is, even if that only plays a small role, it's also guided by how other men perceive you. I get women just because other men (dyels, but also friends talking highly of me) put me on a pedestal or even compliment me in front of them.

>>76257211
That’s shitty, over feminized men turning on each other because they are afraid of what their mom would think or something. Only once in my life did me and my friends abandon one of our own and it was because we caught him with a USB of CP

>>76257265
wtf lol I don't even know whether half of my friends got the vax, it's crazy that some people took that kind of shit so seriously

>>76257259
>>76257281
Thank you anons. I have found new friends so things have gotten better. I think about it daily though and can't really get it out of my mind but im sure it eventually will stop

>>76257268
>>76257280
Can confirm women are extremely influenced by how others react to you, especially other women. If you're at a party, enjoying listening to the conversation and ambience and you're deep in thought about things, you'll be written off as a loser and get heavily marked down by girls. If there's an attractive girl with you and you're both laughing, especially if you make her really laugh, all the other girls will get all interested and think that guy's a winner, I want that guy. It's genuinely David Attenborough type stuff.

>>76257172 (OP)
calisthenicsGODs....
a muscle up, front lever and planche will always be more impressive than a fatoid sweating with a stack of plates

>>76257172 (OP)
he's doing chin-ups you retarded cocksucking dyel faggot
I fucking wish posting body was a requirement to post here just to siphon mongoloids like you out

>>76257302
That's why in group conversations it's best to just blurt it out without thinking (too) much. Being active - and loud enough - is much more important than what you say. Even the shittiest joke that bombs is better than your thoughtful contributions, unless someone is genuinely interested in that kind of conversation, which is rarely the case in such an environment.

>>76257289
I think it was because he was actively seeking discussions about the pros and cons, which was silly on his part, and here you couldn't go to any bars or events without being vaxxed, so he was always left out. Still, something very stupid to lose friends over.

>>76257195
he's korean

>>76257183
The old silicone ring method

>>76257337
Is that that thing you put on your cock to keep it erect?

>>76257172 (OP)
Those aren't pull ups, they are chin ups. Much easier.

>>76257274
>>76257345
As if those girls could tell the difference.

>>76257195
He crashed an all-female gym to get attention

>>76257305
The main issue here is how are you supposed to not get a hard on, or how to keep it hidden. Any tips?

>>76257447
As if thats a real issue. You dont show up as a male stripper and expect to not get fondled

>>76257447
simple: be gay and goon so much to the weardest porn you can find so that a simple sight of a female body does nothing to you

>>76257345
>Much easier
How so? I fatigue at almost the same rate with both, I think it depends more on whether you use close grip or narrow grip. They might be marginally easier overall.

>>76257305
Is that Sung Jin Woo?

>>76257465
I tried that and it didn't work. My brain is too well hardwired.

>>76257183
>they'll try to fuck you and make you cheat on this fictions girlfriend
Sorry to read you live around shitty people, bud.

>>76257220
This happened to me, unfortunately forgot that my skin's RGB precluded me from dropping game to white women at parties, white tears genuinely do equal fifty years, luckily my friends believed me and it came to pass that the individual in question repeated the same behaviour with another chocolate complexion individual not two weeks later, stay safe out there.

>>76257202
imagine showing up to a job interview with no job history on your resume at 30yo. Looks kinda sus, don't it? You'd have to be a pretty stellar candidate to land the job, wouldn't you?

>>76257504
>nigskins

you both did it

>>76257545
Simple milksop lack of reading comprehension.

>>76257490

Nah it's 100% true, it's even worse if you have a wedding ring. It makes them think they're getting you to cheat on someone and that you're socially preselected.

>>76257281

But was it gay CP? Cause I can let being a pedo slide as long as they're not also a fag

>>76257447

He's Asian you couldnt tell if he's hard or not

>>76257565

Not white = rapist. You did it just own up to it

>>76257228
i would say 99% of all women no matter what fitness level cannot do a single pullup. i know one who is in really good shape and rock climbs multiple times every single week and she can't do a single one.

>>76257268
My wife basically smothers me in affection for a few days if she notices another woman showing interest in me.

>>76257624
bruh

in about a month and a half i'll be able to do my first pull up. i'm calling it now

>>76257671
My wife can do 3 and shes seen as a "super woman" amongst her friends who cant do any.

Meanwhile I can do 18 in one set

>>76257183
Depends where you are I guess. I haven't had a single woman pull any kind of shit since I started dating my girlfriend about a year ago.

females have chicken brains so they follow pecking orders from whoever is Mother Hen basically what this guy said >>76257202

>>76257172 (OP)
I’ve been spamming pull ups since april of last year and my lats blew the fuck up. I look absolutely intimidating now even at just 6’3 180 pounds. A pull up bar was the best purchase of my entire life

>>76257447
> keep it hidden
Why would I do that? The women see it and then they start stroking it too.

>>76257195
He just got a girlfriend, so all the other women who happened to be in the gym just did their mate choice copying thing.

>>76257195
On a more serious note, at 00:02, you see that it says "competition" on the sign. Probably a competition who can do the most pull ups.
Seems to be a female gym, so the dude probably identifies as a woman.

I’ve never seen a mass ick like this on film before

>>76257233
You’re a good friend. I wouldn’t give a shit if one of my bros did either. She deserved it.

Let's get jacked and swole fun chick fuck deranged china dick we spam lift heavy weights at the gym

>>76257281
CP or loli? Big difference. And like the other guy asked, was it gay or not?

>>76257268
>Women's attraction towards men is 100% guided by jealousy and pettiness towards other girls.
My first "relationship" with a girl (not exactly a gf but was getting there) was like this. Working part time at a swimming pool, she was all over me and always asking me to hang out after work, straight up asked me when we were going to finally kiss because she saw me talking with the other coworkers there.

Summer ended and I went back to my other job. She would ask me what I did today and after telling her "I went to work and then I went home' too many times she realized I'm a fucking loser and suddenly lost all attraction to me lol. Lesson learned is to always lie to women

>>76257268
This. Getting friendly with the hottest chick is a sure way to getting attention from all the rest.

>>76257172 (OP)
Absolutely terrible form and pull up technique.

>>76257183
Unironically girls seeing my ugly gf always kills interest. It's like they instantly think something must be wrong with me.

>>76257195
Looks like a female only gym and he went in to do pullups

>>76257774
Dude what?
I’m a 110kg fat fuck and I can do 30 pullups

>>76260655
>I’m a 110kg fat fuck and I can do 30 pullups
Utter bullshit. You can do 8 or 10 at best.

>>76257324
>>76257265
The unvaxxed chad survived one of the biggest psyops in history, those friends were gullible sheep not worth the company.

>>76260640
Why would the gym be that packed?

im a homegym, perma-cocoon mode DYEL -- there's no good solutions for at at home pull up bar and i desperately need to start training chin ups

>>76257195
He hasn't fapped in two weeks, women can just tell.

>>76257195
female only gym and it's their first time seeing an upset body exercise

>>76257305
No because it is hard to intuit, especially to women, how crazy fucking difficult shit like planching and front levering is. You know how many retards think that an iron cross is just a "neat little move"?

>>76257183
Perplexingly, this also works if you say you have a boyfriend, as long as you are decently good looking and not a total sperg.

>>76261161
Nothing makes girls seethe more than rejecting them for another guy

>>76257172 (OP)
My hatred of women is hitting levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>76260664
Nope, I can do 30 at proper form
Do you even lift cunt

>>76260993
Looks like some sort of competition to win something

>>76257172 (OP)
Those are chin ups you dork.

>>76257220
I'd lose a lot of respect for any friend that was falsely accused

>>76258957
Yeah if it's loli cutting him off isn't enough you have to actually kill him.

>>76261883
>if it's fictional drawings you have to kill him but if it's real life children it's cool
average redditor mindset

>>76261883
>if it's fictional drawings you have to kill him but if it's real life children it's cool
average redditor mindset
dropped my image

>>76257469
With chin ups you can add your bicep to the exercise.

>>76257172 (OP)
that gym looks hellish

>>76261028
kek

>>76262090
And with pronated grip you can add brachioradialis, and with neutral you add brachialis.

>>76257490
That nigga looks aggressively russian

>>76260655
>I’m a 110kg fat fuck and I can do 30 pullups

>>76258229
How did you do it? My lays won't grow. I've been able to do ~6 bodyweight pullups for over 3 years now.

>>76257202
I would get somewhat regularly hit on when I went to bars and clubs with my girlfriend. Not when I went with just my guy friends though.

>>76257211
you deserved it

>>76257183
Unironically true. The girls at my workplace are absolute harpies, but they started treating me better after I dropped some subtle hints that I was seeing someone, while also denying that I was, to make it seem like I had a secret relationship (I didn't at all).

>>76257268
sounds like you weren’t that hot to her and settled for her mid friend

>>76264472
funny, i experience the opposite. cockblocked when i’m with her, but alone i’ll get hit on

>>76257605
That’s a whole lot of stories you’re spinning without actually experiencing it firsthand

>>76258991
I'm not sure if this is a modern thing caused by mass media and social media, or if women have always been this delusional, but they all seem to assume any man that's not in complete line-of-sight is doing all sorts of crazy secret agent daredevil stuff when he's not around. They all just assume I must have ridiculous exciting stuff happening 24/7 in my personal life. I don't know why. And if you be 100% real with them when they ask you what you're doing and say something like "I went to the gym yesterday morning, I mowed the lawn, I went grocery shopping and cooked dinner, and I shitposted on a mongolian throat-singing forum" then it's like their entire illusion of you just got shattered. Like, nigger, what the fuck did you think I do on an average day off? Take a private jet to dubai?

>>76264472
To play devil's advocate, it can be incredibly intimidating to hit on someone when they're in a large group. I'm sure this is just as true for women too. For instance if there's a group of like 6 girls out together, I'm sure as shit not approaching. Maybe girls feel the same way if they see a large group of bros

>>76264507
I feel you. Women I date to tend think I have other hoes I’m seeing. Really annoying to deal with

>>76264513
hanging with other dudes is the most pussy repellant thing you can do. a group of guys is seen as a threat

>>76264515
It's annoying, it's like there's no in-between. Either women think you're some sex god with binders full of women on speed-dial and you're a total fuckboi, or you're a loser who's invisible to women in the first place. It's like they're unable to perceive the idea of just being a normal man.

>>76264521
That's my point, just as a large group of girls is going to be a complete non-starter for most men except for the ballsiest most desperate dudes.

>>76264513
what you do is talk to all of them and then focus a little more on the one that seems most interested or receptive

>>76264481
they thought you were a weird loser incel

>>76264531
I'm not saying it's impossible but it's a hell of a lot harder and more intimidating. And the more girls in the group, the exponentially higher your chances of rejection since women are social creatures, and all it takes is one of them to start outwardly shitting on you, and suddenly they've all drawn the wagon. I certainty won't do it.

>>76257172 (OP)
what a fucking lame gym. i've heard of gyms where people just hangout like it's a club

>>76264898
this dude walked into an all woman’s gym and started doing pull ups

>>76257268
Yeah but did you actually fuck her? How is following your public Instagram anything like 'stalking' or getting clingy?

>>76260655
>>76261859
Flailing around like a fish is not a pull up. Crossfit lied to you, behemoth

>>76265072
kek if he had the chance he would’ve fucked her not just brag about how she views his Instagram stories

>>76257172 (OP)
Why does he have an erection

>>76257172 (OP)
Video unrelated, he's doing wide chin ups.

>>76266064
his last name is Chin and he works at UPS

>>76257172 (OP)
Why do Gymspastics fail to understand the primordial attraction to Calietethics?

Don't they realize it signals top tier hunter and provider potential?
Girls always look over guys lifting themselves up and doing cool shit with their own bodyweight while completely ignoring autists doing XY plates. They don't even see the weight.

>>76265078
Never once done any meme bullshit
From deadhang all the way until chin is over bar with overhand grip
I’ve one a bet with a mate who also said he didn’t believe me
Just get stronger cunt

>>76266353
>one
lol, won*

>>76257202
It's because when you have a girlfriend they feel more comfortable around you because they don't have to worry about you hitting on them like a sleazy single guy, so the tension is gone.

>>76266478
yeah that’s a better explanation than that faggotry men like to spill about “preselection”

>>76257490
>Sorry to read you live around shitty people, bud.
Surprise surprise, most women are shitty people. There's a reason why almost every society the developed on its own view women as near subhman.

>>76264491
You completely missed the point of my post.

>>76265072
We're currently dating.

>>76265081
Nobody said anything about just viewing stories you retard.

>>76266567
Kek you’re dating the girl that didn’t want you in the first place and had to he convinced by her friends to find you attractive. You’re a retard if you’re not pumping and dumping that you mediocre spazz

>>76266567
cuck lol

>>76266576
>>76266647
>they submitted their replies and went on their way to jerk off

>>76266699
>whines about girl rejecting him

>>76266720
?

>>76266279
Exactly. If you want mires. Do calisthenics. Not only do girls mire the lifts, it gives you a body that girls mire the most
>lean
>abs
>veins

>>76266730
only manlets do calisthenics at my gym because it's easy to train for a circus interview when you're 120lbs
women don't look in the manlets' direction

>>76257202
how do I fake social proof? I look good and can talk but I'm like Kira from Jojos part 4, I am basically in a new identity.

>>76264523
Women literally live in a different (delusional) reality than we do. They don’t perceive men as humans with standard routines dictated by living in a society. We’re more like abstract concepts to them who exist to service their emotional or physical needs at any given moment. When they learn the mundane truth about a man it cracks the delusion and gives them the ick. That’s why I talk to and treat them like overgrown toddlers I want to stick my dick in instead of people

>>76257172 (OP)
Those are chinups thoughever

>>76260655
If those are strict you are a beast anon.

>>76257183
Wait until you’re wearing a wedding ring

>>76267955
It's the same the other way around desu.

>>76267765
>identifies with weeb shit
if you fake a girlfriend for social proof they're going to smell it on you and you'll be further from your goal

remember to look for a virgin woman when you want to have kids. virgin women make perfect mothers.

What's a good home solution for pull-ups if all my doors have frame trim that won't accept one of those hang-on bars?

>>76257228
>>76257671
>>76257777
Go to a climbing gym sometimes. I can do 12 pull ups but only 2 pull ups on a fingerboard. I've seen women rep out 5-10 fingerboard pull ups with perfect form.

>>76266279
Not to shit on calisthenics, but the only guys i see doing calisthenics are 180cm and under. To me calisthenics feel possible. I'm 194cm 90 kg, and my bench 1rm is 3pl8, can do 12 full ROM pullups with 1pl8 added, but can't do a single muscle up, or planche, a human flag seems impossible. Feels like my legs are made of lead. I know a 155cm tall guy who does all thse movements no problem though.

>>76257202
Could be that, but people also want what they can’t have.
>>76258162
It happened to me in college. Maybe it’s an age thing. Or if your gf is well liked/known then they would also not try.
>>76257490
Not everyone is blessed enough to live in rural America

>>76267765
if it's really that bad, go to a social thing with an escort, pretend she is your girl. You'll be more comfortable because you'll have someone who's there with you, and other girls will be more comfortable with you two, like Anons said. Since you're paying you can make up whatever story brought you together, just make it realistic. If you're skittish about hiring an actual escort, try sugar dating

>>76257195
They're recording a skit that you can use whatever caption you want to get the maximum amount of ragebait. It works on Tiktok and it works on /fit/

>>76257504
>tries to pick up woman at a party
>does something shitty enough to make them cry and make them want revenge
>she’s the problem, I’m just being mistreated because of my skin color
niggers, everybody

>>76257221
Just wear one of these bad boys and the ladies will come to you, Anon

>>76271373
>194cm 90 kg
Are you even eating._.

>>76271699
I started as a 60kg auschwitz skeleton so i am pretty satisfied with my progress so far

>>76271829
body?

>>76271869
I never post pics of myself on 4chan on principle plus your use of that emoji up there made me 99% certain that you're a gay man so no, sorry.

>>76257529
>high body count on women is good
still not marrying your fat roastie ass

>>76264536
it's why we need gender segregation

>>76271874
The one asking for body pics wasn't me and ._. isn't an emoji you skelton aids ridden faggot

>>76257172 (OP)
I did some the other week after not do any for a while Did sets of 8, 7, 6, and so on. I could feel it in my lats for a week.

>>76272656
Yeah it is nerd