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Anonymous No.76259178 >>76259181 >>76259193 >>76259220 >>76259229 >>76259237 >>76259845 >>76259884 >>76260772 >>76260773 >>76260796 >>76260799 >>76260806 >>76260847 >>76260864 >>76260898 >>76261049 >>76261060 >>76261220 >>76261318
You wake up looking like this and 250lbs
How would you come back from this situation?
Anonymous No.76259181
>>76259178 (OP)
I think that's a rope angle ngl.
Anonymous No.76259193
>>76259178 (OP)
i dig the glasses.
>shave head
>trim all facial hair to 2-3mm max
>eat 3000-2000k/per day until not fat.
>exercise, weights, calisthenics, w/e. anything that can put muscle on your frame
Anonymous No.76259220 >>76259233
>>76259178 (OP)
Depends, dick length?
Anonymous No.76259229
>>76259178 (OP)
i start losing weight, shave my head and grow my beard out.
Anonymous No.76259233 >>76259236
>>76259220
size of your pinky finger fingernail
Anonymous No.76259236 >>76259243
>>76259233
Yeah I'm roping
Anonymous No.76259237
>>76259178 (OP)
Powershitter max
Speed run, so I roid immediately
Anonymous No.76259243
>>76259236
you'd have to lose weight first to make yourself adjustable unless you somehow find rounds powerful enough for cheap. Idk if a ceiling fan can even handle 250lbs
Anonymous No.76259520 >>76260580 >>76260645
Never EVER thought I'd see Devy posted on /fit/. What the fuck is happening to this world?
Anonymous No.76259845
>>76259178 (OP)
Shave, Invisalign, buzz cut, Ozempic
Anonymous No.76259884 >>76261054
>>76259178 (OP)
Neurotypical+outgoing+extroverted+chill, but looking like this is unironically more likely to make it than Greek statue body+barbarian dick+perfect hairline+chiseled jawline, but 'tistic.
Anonymous No.76260580 >>76260645
>>76259520
Bro same. SYL should be in every lifting music thread
Anonymous No.76260645 >>76260765
>>76259520
>>76260580
based DevHeads
Anonymous No.76260658 >>76260765
This guy is talented and humble. Rare in this world. He shaved his bonce.
Anonymous No.76260765
>>76260645
>>76260658
(you) too
Anonymous No.76260772
>>76259178 (OP)
>Roid
>Shave head
>Rogaine on face for beard gains
>Get tatted up
Anonymous No.76260773 >>76260787
>>76259178 (OP)
>shave head
>shave "beard"
>get contacts
>get a gym membership
>start eating healthier
>workout hard with the goal of recomping
Sad thing is this isn't even that hard but the majority of people in his position would rather just accept defeat.
Anonymous No.76260787
>>76260773
They act like this man was born looking like a fat clown, and isn’t the result of decades of adjusting his own body.
Anonymous No.76260796
>>76259178 (OP)
shave beard and head, get contacts until I can afford LASIK again. eat big and lift harder simple as
Anonymous No.76260799
>>76259178 (OP)
height is only matter
Anonymous No.76260806
>>76259178 (OP)
Hairline too far gone so shaving is the only option. Beard needs to get trimmed and then hit the gym.
Anonymous No.76260834 >>76260908
You shave your head, lose some weight, learn to dress and be the best version of yourself. SYL is God tier and always will be.
Anonymous No.76260847
>>76259178 (OP)
suicide
Anonymous No.76260864 >>76260893 >>76260897
>>76259178 (OP)
1 shave
2 fast
3 water+2000lbs+lots of walking and kight workout
4 after week or two, brosplit
5 after few months of saving money trip to turkey for new hair or buying a hair system
6 squint, drop the glasses, wear a shirt, not smiling like a dork
7 for online pictures a.i. improvement for irl meetings sunglasses, a hat(not a fedora) suit or jacket
8 nice shoes, nice watch, nice cologne
end result: not a looker but at least +3-4 from what it was at the start
Anonymous No.76260893
>>76260864
You're brown
Anonymous No.76260897
>>76260864
>currynigger fails to mention said nice clothes are $1500 an outfit at least because he's a shit eating paki
Anonymous No.76260898
>>76259178 (OP)
if he's 250lbs and looks like that he must be at least 6'4 so I would Hydemaxx
Anonymous No.76260908
>>76260834
He's still a bit odd looking, could definitely still improve with lifting and growing some facial hair. But the man's talented and confident enough that he doesn't really need to, it's just what I'd do cos I don't have the skills to make up for it that he has
Anonymous No.76261049
>>76259178 (OP)
Make my music even more sarcastic to cope and shave my head.
Anonymous No.76261054
>>76259884
I am the latter and apparently I'm woman repellant. I have no game, no rizz, no charisma. I literally have to pay for sex.
Anonymous No.76261060
>>76259178 (OP)
I would
PLAY THAT STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
JJJEEEEDDDDD
Anonymous No.76261220
>>76259178 (OP)
Devin Townsend and Victor lucas are the only good Canadians ever
Anonymous No.76261318
>>76259178 (OP)
This used to be me so I’ll just fuckin do it again. Working up to running regular 10ks is gonna suck ass though.