Thread 76259178

How would you come back from this situation?

>>76259178 (OP)
I think that's a rope angle ngl.

>>76259178 (OP)
i dig the glasses.
>shave head
>trim all facial hair to 2-3mm max
>eat 3000-2000k/per day until not fat.
>exercise, weights, calisthenics, w/e. anything that can put muscle on your frame

>>76259178 (OP)
Depends, dick length?

>>76259178 (OP)
i start losing weight, shave my head and grow my beard out.

>>76259220
size of your pinky finger fingernail

>>76259233
Yeah I'm roping

>>76259178 (OP)
Powershitter max
Speed run, so I roid immediately

>>76259236
you'd have to lose weight first to make yourself adjustable unless you somehow find rounds powerful enough for cheap. Idk if a ceiling fan can even handle 250lbs

Never EVER thought I'd see Devy posted on /fit/. What the fuck is happening to this world?

>>76259178 (OP)
Shave, Invisalign, buzz cut, Ozempic

>>76259178 (OP)
Neurotypical+outgoing+extroverted+chill, but looking like this is unironically more likely to make it than Greek statue body+barbarian dick+perfect hairline+chiseled jawline, but 'tistic.

>>76259520
Bro same. SYL should be in every lifting music thread

>>76259520
>>76260580
based DevHeads

This guy is talented and humble. Rare in this world. He shaved his bonce.

>>76260645
>>76260658
(you) too

>>76259178 (OP)
>Roid
>Shave head
>Rogaine on face for beard gains
>Get tatted up

>>76259178 (OP)
>shave head
>shave "beard"
>get contacts
>get a gym membership
>start eating healthier
>workout hard with the goal of recomping
Sad thing is this isn't even that hard but the majority of people in his position would rather just accept defeat.

>>76260773
They act like this man was born looking like a fat clown, and isn’t the result of decades of adjusting his own body.

>>76259178 (OP)
shave beard and head, get contacts until I can afford LASIK again. eat big and lift harder simple as

>>76259178 (OP)
height is only matter

>>76259178 (OP)
Hairline too far gone so shaving is the only option. Beard needs to get trimmed and then hit the gym.

You shave your head, lose some weight, learn to dress and be the best version of yourself. SYL is God tier and always will be.

>>76259178 (OP)
suicide

>>76259178 (OP)
1 shave
2 fast
3 water+2000lbs+lots of walking and kight workout
4 after week or two, brosplit
5 after few months of saving money trip to turkey for new hair or buying a hair system
6 squint, drop the glasses, wear a shirt, not smiling like a dork
7 for online pictures a.i. improvement for irl meetings sunglasses, a hat(not a fedora) suit or jacket
8 nice shoes, nice watch, nice cologne
end result: not a looker but at least +3-4 from what it was at the start

>>76260864
You're brown

>>76260864
>currynigger fails to mention said nice clothes are $1500 an outfit at least because he's a shit eating paki

>>76259178 (OP)
if he's 250lbs and looks like that he must be at least 6'4 so I would Hydemaxx

>>76260834
He's still a bit odd looking, could definitely still improve with lifting and growing some facial hair. But the man's talented and confident enough that he doesn't really need to, it's just what I'd do cos I don't have the skills to make up for it that he has

>>76259178 (OP)
Make my music even more sarcastic to cope and shave my head.

>>76259884
I am the latter and apparently I'm woman repellant. I have no game, no rizz, no charisma. I literally have to pay for sex.

>>76259178 (OP)
I would
PLAY THAT STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
JJJEEEEDDDDD

>>76259178 (OP)
Devin Townsend and Victor lucas are the only good Canadians ever

>>76259178 (OP)
This used to be me so I’ll just fuckin do it again. Working up to running regular 10ks is gonna suck ass though.