Thread 76260639

>wake up
>look in mirror
>think "Holy shit that's me? I'm fucking hot"
Have you achived this yet? It's what keeps me going

>>76260639 (OP)
now take a pic of yourself with phone and see how much worse you look

>>76260639 (OP)
I achieved it and then let it all go and got fat and gross again because I lost my job and had to move back in to my parents

>Wake up
>Look in mirror
>Call 911
>I need the SWAT team here ASAP, there’s a giant rapist who broke into my house, I’m looking at him right now but I don’t know how much longer before I can’t control him

>>76260639 (OP)
No, but im working on it.
Now i have definite aims every morning when I flex. Trying to lose this belly fat and get bigger delts.
Though i do love flexing in front of a mirror now, since now im no longer a skinny fat dyel

>>76260639 (OP)
I did get to the point when the idea to jerk off to my pictures requires a certain amount of willpower to suppress.

>>76260639 (OP)
It’s more of a “how the fuck did I never end up dating”

But I guess wasting time on stupid women contributes to all those fat married men being fat

>>76260667
Do parents simply not care about their own children? How can you see this happening to your kid and allow them to spiral?

>>76260639 (OP)
I no longer hate myself when I look into the mirror does that count?

>>76260639 (OP)
Yeah. Took me half a year of lifting and then quitting weed entirely. Before I couldn't even look at myself but now I'd fuck me no homo.

My calorie deficit makes me look incredible, but I can literally feel the calorie deficits effect of it slowly removing bodyfat from me, it’s a slow and boring process. Being constantly distracted by something is a must.

>>76260639 (OP)
You recognize your reflection? I hate seeing my reflection. Those videos of animals freaking out seeing their reflection, preparing to fight and striking out, I understand them. We should not see our reflections, perhaps a pacing glance into a reflective surface like water but to stare at something designed to reflect? Soul breaking.

>>76260817
>I'd fuck me

>>76260639 (OP)
Never.

>>76260811
What

>>76260860
wtf i just watched this movie yesterday

>>76260639 (OP)
I have only been lifting for less than two years and i had 35 years of destroying my body before that so there is still quite a journey ahead.

>>76260662
kek this, I look like a greek statue on my mirror but when I see my tinder profile I want to puke

>>76260639 (OP)
i got there, then i caught a cold for no joke 3 months. i look in the mirror now and i look simultaneously overweight and anorexic

>>76260639 (OP)
No but it's my goal. So far I've only gotten ''have I lost weight?'' or ''damn, my arms look more defined'' which are still pretty good feelings

>>76260639 (OP)
Not quite there yet, but I look better than when I started. I was 267 lbs at 6 feet, now I’m down to 233 lbs and looking a lot better.
I lost weight in my face first and I’d say I’m a solid 6 now.
I think I have hollowed cheeks, or maybe I’m just noticing them now.
Feels like I’m on the right track.

>>76260639 (OP)
yeah but i still don't sex
it's scary and stuff

Yes, after "self improoooving" for 2 years, 2 minor surgeries deep and trying my hardest to look good I get that in the mirror now, still no gf and no sex other than prostitutes.
I can see girls in the gym looking at me sometimes but maybe that's just me being a schizo but I'm also too much of a pussy to approach girls in the gym. Only thing that's missing for me is being lower body fat, I'm like 16-17%, surely I can get a gf at 10%

>>76261413
just eat, sleep, and play guitar, yuimaxxing is the best way to lock in gains

>>76260756
Same, just masturbated to an AI analysis of my photo

>>76261425
>Only thing that's missing for me is being lower body fat
that's the most important thing

>>76261458
ive been playing guitar for a decade and still can't play jack shit

>>76263562
learning classical guitar is what made me good. it forces you to be autistic about technique and rhythm

>>76263666
my acoustic guitar is not good enough to play classical playing classical on electric is hard because the neck is thin

>>76261425
this is me as well except i am 10% body fat
it's still suffering and i'm 30 y/o virgin

>>76263841
i went out last night and only saw 2 good looking guys out of hundreds. the women were mid too

>>76263854
a crackhead girl asked me for money and kissed me on the cheek and i never felt more touch deprived in my life because it felt good

>>76263867
you gave money to a crackhead?

>>76260639 (OP)
this that poster /from/ /ptg/ on /pol/ disregard all of this man's posts DO NOT ANSWER

>>76260639 (OP)
Long before I started lifting. The reason I began lifting was because I'd become a fat piece and no longer hot.

>>76260670
kek

>>76264157
That is NOT me, I mostly post on /int/

>>76264198
miserection and lyes

>>76263666
I just need power chords and heavy distortion

>>76264075
no she asked and then kissed me on the cheek randomly before i said no

>>76263867
You let a crackhead kiss you? Did you freeze up like a little bitch boy while a homeless druggy moved really close on you?

>>76260639 (OP)
>>76261292
>>76261413
>>76261458
>>76263666
>>76264198
>>>/a/

>>76264484
i just told you it felt good. i enjoyed the moment. fantasized later at home about having offered her money to blow me in the alley

>>76264208
i learned power chords in 3 days you fucking loser i want to play the thing not fucking jack myself off to powerchords

>>76260639 (OP)
working out doesn't fix your face, so no i haven't achieved this.

>>76260639 (OP)
i like looking down at my flat belly when i'm laying down. i don't like looking at my saggy belly when i'm standing up.

>>76260639 (OP)
Yes.
It was glorious.
But then I lost it.

>>76260639 (OP)
>Have you achived this yet?
Yes
This isnt me but its what I look like

>>76260639 (OP)
based yuichad

>>76260639 (OP)
no because im not gay and i dont think men are hot. oh wait you are a tranny, nevermind

>>76260639 (OP)
>Have you achived this yet?
Yeah but I was cutting and lost some strength so it was back on pizza and being strong and sad.

>>76260639 (OP)
I got there but it's too late. Two months ago I went back to Costa Rica for Easter ( I grew up there) and everyone's telling me how much stronger I am. A girl who curved me 8 years ago wouldn't stop checking me out but now she's fat, has a kid and is bringing said kid to an environment where people are smoking and drinking. I sorta felt sorry for her and pretended to be too drunk to dance when she asked me. And the same thing has happened with most of the other women and friends I had there; they're either fat, have kids or worse both. I can't believe there was ever a time in which the possibility of them looking up at me in awe could have ever fueled me to go the gym. Focus on yourselves guys and find pleasure in overcoming plateaus

>>76260670
kek

>>76260639 (OP)
I wake up and go "damn you've come far as fuck ignore the demoralization and shitty energy in your life from external sources" and then smile and go about my day not swelling or being surrounded by goofballs

Who else in this thread has jerked off to pictures of himself?

>>76265054
i get hard when i look at my nudes

>>76265054
>>76265077
Uh anons…. You’re probably narcissists

>>76265102
I don't look at myself in the mirror because I'm a narcissist. I simply like to watch myself exist

No, but my gf got drunk last night proceeded to cry while telling me unprompted how hot I am, and how all of her friends and coworkers tell her how hot they think I am.

>>76265110
Looking at yourself in the mirror doesn’t even come close to literally jerking off to yourself you dumb nigger. Getting sexually aroused by yourself is textbook narcissism and a huge sign of some serious mental problems. Most anons ITT are probably fags.

>>76265122
meanwhile they’re all mid and you’re only decent looking so it doesn’t count

>>76265129
Why are you so upset about it?

>>76265122
I love reading delusional posts like this then going outside and everyone is ugly as hell

>>76265130
I concur, the bar is really low.
>>76265139
I think I look like shit desu

>>76264910
fuck japanese cartoons
return to tradition
embrace western cartoons

>>76265144
I was just joking bro you’re a Chad. Get your self esteem up you’re literally beautiful with a gf

>>76265129
>Most anons ITT are probably fags.
>implying that anyone on /fit/ is straight
hello newfag

>>76265129
>Getting sexually aroused by yourself is textbook narcissism
It's autoandrophilia, not narcissism you retard.

>>76260639 (OP)
Yes. Self-miring is good for your self-image.