>>76266648 (OP)
Not OP. But what the fuck am I supposed to do with the 2 watermelons in my backend? Everytime I walk its like a black girl twerking? Ive literally done jumping Jack's and you can hear clap clap clap. Im trying to learn to embrace it but I do get embarrassed especially when my gymshorts do that thing where its tight around the thigh and makes your ass look like a glossy bowling ball
>>76266830
Not op either but my ass is guaranteed plumper than both of you yet i dont have this clapping issue because they're muscles and also match the rest of my legs
You're both skinnyfat
>>76266890
My ass is mostly muscle, i grow glutes rather quickly (partly because of my training regiment) but fortunately dont pack fat there as much
I think your best solution is to add sprinting intervals to your workouts and cut down your bf %, unless you're fine with having a fat butt lol
i cant wait to cut even more weight so i can finally fit normal non-cargo pants without looking like i take cock
>>76266897
I can hip thrust 4pl8s with perfect form and can basically max out the hip thrust machine at my gym. But im also 18% bodyfat so I pack even more down there. Its not the worst thing in the world, just makes me feel like a slut knowing I got all that cake back there and theres girls miring me when my back is turned
>>76266911 >girls miring me when my back is turned
Guys too lmao, my friends make jokes like that once in a while but they're also jealous of my RDL and squats
I remember in highschool whenever id sit besides a girl i always thighmogged them unless it's some obese cow and i wasnt even packing as much as i do now or training as seriously, girls do unironically like it when you have decently developed glutes as opposed to stick legs
>>76266922
Right lol. I thighmog the fuck outta my gf. She has these petite thighs and here i am with these massive trunk quads. If guys are miring thats cool too. At least its universally liked
>>76266933
My gf will spank my butt if she catches me bent over or if im laying down but she never does more than that. Would be nice if she gave it a big squeeze during a make out shesh but meh. Dont want her thinking i want my ass railed.
>>76266648 (OP)
Same problem. I was almost Auschwitz lean at one point and I still assmogged girls. Genetics are a bitch but girls like asses as well so it's whatever.
reading this thread gave me a boner. all men should train glutes >but i lift for women
several women have complimented my ass in public. unfortunately i'm a manlet so they didn't approach me, but you get the point
