>once again mr anon you eat HOW MANY eggs a day?

thirty-six, but only the whites
it's called Cutting, you fuckin dyel
>pronouncing dyel as "dial" like it's an actual word

>>76267769 (OP)
i thought this broad was washed up over a decade ago but she's still in the scene doing her thing. kinda impressed but also i have never found anything about her attractive for some reason, she always had a doofus face and seemed too happy to be there, like she was naive and just wanting to hang with the cool kids

>>76267783
>do you mean the soap anon?

>>76267769 (OP)
All the eggs

>>76267798
she has the face of an egyptian statue

>>76267798
her massive (((nose))) has both made her way uglier than she could be, and become something of her calling card so she can't get rid of it. same thing happened to Jennifer Grey (Dirty Dancing, Ferris Bueller's Day Off) in the late 80s.

>>76267769 (OP)
Tranny?

>>76267826
Abella danger, a porn star. I'm ashamed to know her name but I dumped a lot to her years ago

>>76267769 (OP)
I'm not convinced that lady is a qualified medical professional

>>76267818
A big nose can be quite sexy on some women.

>>76267769 (OP)
Hottest anus in all of pornography, 2nd to Belle Delphine.
Abella's SHIThole has that perfect natural slight gape. It's a beautiful crevice, with thoughtful wrinkles placed by God (judeo).
Genuinely sexy woman. Husky voice erotic. I would marry her.
Belle's shithole is simply delicious and makes me caveman brained to eat it out, punch it with my tongue and stick my erect penis in it! Until I cum! So much semen! Out of my penis! I miss Belle so much.
2 eggs.
Speaking of eggs, Abella likes rubbing her hot ass half sandwich nose on cock and or balls. Look at her TushyRAW scene. She smells his cock. Makes me nut right there. Id pay to have her smell my 2 eggs if you catch my nut. Cut of my splooge.

>>76267839
I agree, I'm a Leaf and there are a lot of smokeshow Indian broads in this country whose faces are 60% nose.
But something about the rest of her face, it doesn't work for her imo

>>76267826
Her nether region has been documented quite thoroughly.

>>76267846
High quality post

>>76267798
>Washed up
She's doing great, looks great, pursued an education and is so back.
Compared to alot of the girls from her time, she's doing well. Im saying this as someone who totally did not pay $300 for her worn panties last year.

>>76267893
get a gf dude and fix your mental diet

>>76267846
before I waste my time, do either of them actually insert anything into their shitholes?

>>76267846
The post that caused a complete DDoS the based department contact hotline

>>76267783
>>pronouncing dyel as "dial"
>Not pronouncing it as "dee-el"
NGMI

>>76267904
oh man lol dude just lmao. abella takes it in the backdoor more than otherwise at a rate of like 100/1, she must genuinely love it. delphine on the other hand has done it, but not that much

>>76267900
this.

it's pretty degenerate anon, it's time to get right with God - if you really are a fan of this girl then pray for her soul, and all the girls in porn we all lust for, unironically. Lord Jesus help these girls come out of thier sin, and to the truth of Jesus Christ; King of Kings, Lord of Lords. AMEN!

>>76267769 (OP)
>HOW MANY eggs a day?
5 in the morning, 5 in the evening

>>76267945
>abella
reallllllyyyyy? and you ASSure this is a pristine hole? don't dupe me.
>belle
i've sine hers here on /fit/ and it's quite a cutie

are there any other "bell"s that have exisquite holes? or is this just a weird coincidence

3 eggs scrambled on the side of my oats every morning
Sometimes i’ll have one sunny side egg and break over a rice bowl if i am having that for lunch

>>76268093
i was semi-duped
it's a little too brown for my taste, which i should have known by her latinx features
but when it's bleached, mm, yes, tasty indeed
need more blonde butthole

>>76267769 (OP)
>all of 'em, Dr. Babe.

>>76267783
>>76267920
>not dye-l
lol. lmao even.

>>76267798
>+10 years of anal commitment and still carries her asshole in pristine condition
>meanwhile I get my firs time into "back door" intercourse with a 22yo girl displaying me in full color the crack of an octogenarian

>>76268358
i don't care that much what the piece itself looks like, i just like the big ol cheeks and wanna get balls deep in the ass

>>76267783
>>76267920
>>76268300
It's "dwye-el" you fucking tourist redditors

>>76268482
>do we you even - even lift

>>76268482
>dwye-el
are your parents siblings?

>>76267850
Seriously? I moved to canada i years ago and ive seen no smokeshow indian girls

>>76267783
>pronouncing dyel as "dial"

Wait, you guys don’t spell it out, “do you even lift” when you read it?

>>76267798
I like her fat ass and exotic look (((nose))) but her raspy voice and the fact that she is a legit dyke kinda ruin it for me. It makes me feel like she’s not really into dick and ruins the immersion.

>>76267826
No she's just jewish

>>76268600
>>76268482
>>76268300
>>76267920
>>76267783

d'yell

>>76267769 (OP)
none, they remind me of childhood poverty

>>76268300
It’s D L
dunno why u pseuds have to make it unnecessarily complicated

>>76268619
Who told she was a dyke? She loves cock. She has literally said big uncut cock > mutilated dick.
>You can feel his foreskin pullback in your ass, heaven

>>76267769 (OP)
yes 12 eggs a day but only on days where i'm not already eating an entire pound of lean steak, ground turkey, or an entire rotisserie chicken. next question.

>>76267783
It's fucking
>dell
you autists

>>76269105
>dell
Gateway was better

>>76267769 (OP)
>go to doctor check
>get told to take tshirt off and hop on scale
>scale says overweight
>nurse says its because im muscular
>get bloodwork checked
>"oh anon you eat a lot of veggies"
>i dont even look at veggies
>tell her i only eat lean meat, eggs, skimmed dairy and supplement the rest of nutrients
>bloodwork is absolutely fucking perfect, cholesterol levels are spot on
>hypoglycemic tendency
>blood pressure is perfect/slightly lower
>get report
>it says "unhealthy diet"
Doctors can suck my dick

>>76267783
>everyone has a different answer for how to pronounce dyel
Huh. Anyway I do “dye-elle,” like Danielle, but sometimes like Daniel when I’m being quicker about it.

>>76269449
i've noticed that most doctors and nurses are fat these days.

>>76267769 (OP)
Not enough

Do you even Luke

>>76267783
I pronounce it
>dee-ehl

>>76267769 (OP)
>hundreds of stock photos of female doctors at OPs fingertips
>posts AI slop

>>76267769 (OP)
lady I'm about to rip the worst farts you've ever sniffed

>>76268936
She used to date Skin Diamond. I remember she did and interview a while ago at some AV event

>>76267769 (OP)
Sigh

>>76267769 (OP)
Something about Abella Danger makes me want to submit myself to her, get on my knees, worship her as she abuses my bussy for hours every single day. Then at the end of each session, she holds me, strokes my hair and calls me a good boy and puts me to bed with a goodnight kiss, for it to all start over the next day again.

>>76267769 (OP)
10, at least on the days I eat

>>76268619
Raspy voice is hot

>>76269449
Similar experience but with weight loss.
Gone from the mid 200s to low 200s from just diet and exercise in 8 weeks. Literally 33lbs on 8 weeks from strict dieting and exercise. Told i wasnt losing weight fast enough by a doctor snd that i should hop on trt.
Stopped going to a doctor.

>>76267846
>Hottest anus in all of pornography
this board is so gay

>>76267846
jynx maze is wayy better

>>76270640
Then whose shithole is better? Huh? Huh? C'mon big pussy bagina, who has a better poophole?
>>76270644
Jynx has an ugly ass tattoo and her asshole does not compare

>>76267769 (OP)
Nose

>>76267769 (OP)
185 grams of egg whites, mam

>>76271164
i like carter cruise's little dirt star
idk if it's the best, but i enjoy it

>>76267846
>better than Mia and Remy
Have I been missing out by?

>>76267769 (OP)
dunkin donuts eggs ma'am

>>76271164
>>76271401
>>76268093
>>76268194
>>76267846

please be coomers somewhere else. fucking retards.

>>76269449
i had some retard doctor a few years ago when I was obese

>I'm so heavy the nurse is not sure if the scale can weigh me
>it can, I am almost 400 pounds
>having trouble getting the blood pressure sleeve pump thing around my arm
>high blood pressure
>doctor comes in
>i admit to her i smoke weed
>all she said was "try to eat less less avocados. i am going to give you a prescription for blood thinners to lower your blood pressure. please go to the pharmacy and get it filled TODAY and start taking it every day. I will see you in a few weeks"
>even with my shitty habits and borderline-denial of how unhealthy my body was, I could tell she was full of shit
>she didn't even tell me to cut back on the weed (which raises your blood pressure)
>she didn't even tell me to eat less
>she didn't even tell me to exercise more
>she didn't even ask me about the supplements I wrote down
>she didn't even ask about my diet

fucking american doctors. got healthy on my own without her retarded bullshit.

>>76272030
you have the option to talk back to her yknow
>uhm ma'am are you sure? this and this is probably affecting it too, or what about this?

>>76269449
I eat nothing but slop and have had perfect blood work for 3 straight years. You can be completely healthy with an unhealthy diet if you're young.

>he wants to discuss eggs instead of eggcellent buttholes
lol fag

>>76267783
AF AF POV Stitch dude
>You live in a world

>>76267769 (OP)
4, used to be 5, but cant stand eggs since at least half an year and 4 a breakfast is the best I can do. Maybe another few latet during the day.

>>76272030
>fucking american doctors
Give her a break, you know what kind of an era we live in? Doctors have been scared to tell people they're fat and to check their diets - fatsoes go home, write posts online about how evil the doctors are and thenhire lawyers to sue for shaming and whatever. If I were them, I'd have checked out on caring too.

Naomi Russell was my favorite jewess.

>>76267783
Say it like a white man; it's pronounced DIE-YELL.

>>76270042
Seething about EGGS. Absolutely no reason.

>>76272500
I couldn't get over the nose.

>>76272500
yuck

>>76272500
well, AIDs had something to say about that

>>76267783
I always just read it as do you even lift every time. On ocassion I'll spell it out. You guys are weird.

>>76267809
the only correct answer

>>76272479
cope, doctors fucking suck

>>76267769 (OP)
>BRAAAP
I dunno, how about you tell me.

>>76267893
that's a jewish woman

>>76274905
promise?

>>76267783
well, you would know

>>76267798

She has dude face

>>76267769 (OP)
Eggs poached in beef bone broth are fucking delicious. Would highly recommend.

>>76267769 (OP)
She looks like the nurse at my sister's hospital.
She came in to do vitals in her scrubs.
So fucking hot. I couldn't take my eyes away from her tight fit ass. She's not a super gymbunny but she is naturally slim and tight with nice buns and posture. Nothing exaggerated but good curves.
She talked to me and laughed at my jokes.
I asked her how old she was (25).
I said ' danng you are younger than my daughter who just turned 30 lol
She smiled and laughed as she walked around room bending over at this and that.
She looked at me before she left with her her tongue sticking out and rolled up like she was going to like her left nostril with a big smile.
Gods she was worth a good raping.
What are my chances of hitting that.

>>76268358
>in full color the crack of an octogenarian

wtf lmao

she's a porn whore and she's jewish but I still REALLY want to fuck her. If she put her asshole in my face I'd start eating it like my last meal idc.

>>76272030
>blood thinners
Every fucking day I am astounded by how fucking retarded each of you motherfuckers is.

>>76277302
THIS

>>76272030
Because she deals with 100s of others like you who don't listen and continue to live a shitty lifestyle. Therefore she just gives you the pills to help and moves on.

>>76267783
> typical amerimutts failing to grasp basic pronunciation

It's pronounced "do-wah"

>>76271164
Katty gold

>>76278664
>wrong.mp4

>>76269563
if you were capable of reading you'd see that it is a real person. I love you muh AI retards that can't even think for themselves but claim that AI is killing our braincells keep it up