Thread 76268134

i sure love cycling, and irl far right activism

>>76268134 (OP)
i enjoy hiking, and beating up chuds :)

>mountain bike

based

I'm an avid enjoyer of bird spotting as well as a molotov cocktail throwing enhousiast.

>>76268134 (OP)
your seat post is too high

>>76268245
>He doesn't remove the saddle when he rides
ngmi

>>76268309
Do you sit on the pole?

>>76268324
it sits in me

>>76268134 (OP)
bicycles are inherently far left

>>76268370
fatty detected

Same. I'm tolerating zero shit from indian "people" and only going to stores owned by White people

>>76268376
enjoy the incoherent worldview

>>76268531
i can hear your chair creaking from here as you type fatty

>>76268134 (OP)
>is so insecure about being a bike riding faggot that he has to mention he's a Nazi to feel included

>>76268540
>>76268531

>>76268549
fatty magoo

>>76268556
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>>76268145
26 year old mountain bike that is
>>76268245
manlet?
>>76268143
>>76268370
>>76268546
butthurt?

>>76268606
Jumplet?

>>76268686
this faggot is doing tricks and shit on a bicycle

>>76268134 (OP)
Someone post the far right chud's reaction to the white girl saying she like black men.

my bikes getting fixed at the bike shop
can't wait to ride it again

Can't have a bike in my city because it'd get stolen in broad daylight
It's so common the cops don't bother doing anything about it anymore
>inb4 nogs
It's white ass methheads, I've talked to a few about it; they ride the bike to the nearby Big city, sell it for meth, then walk back (on meth)

>>76268770
what a meth

>>76268134 (OP)
I love kayaking and listening to the whatever podcast

>>76268763
...fixed at the bike shop? Anon, bikes are the easiest goddam thing to work on yourself.

>>76268866
Can't have a kayak in my city because it'd get stolen in broad daylight
It's so common the cops don't bother doing anything about it anymore
>inb4 nogs
It's white ass methheads, I've talked to a few about it; they paddle the kayak to the nearby Big city, sell it for meth, then swim back (on meth)

>>76268910
ok

>>76268134 (OP)
Bikes are for dykes. It’s time for your sex change.

what does cycling, which is very popular in liberal, left-leaning countries like the netherlands, have to do with the far-right?

>>76268905
they told me the freewheel was broken
i thought the derailleur hanger was bent but i was wrong
i know how to do the basic maintenance stuff but it was really messed up

>>76268763
>my bikes getting fixed at the bike shop
Did you need the tyres pumped, princess?

>>76269115
That's fair. You get into rehabbing bottom brackets and stuff, you kind of have to have the tools and the cojones.

>>76269120
>tyres
lol fag

>>76269115
So you're experiencing poor shifting and they say you need a new freewheel? Idk senpai, sounds like a scam.

>>76269126
>calling people fags in a thread about cyclists
It's only gay if the balls touch, anon, and these days there's special seats for that.

>>76269127
yes i was experiencing poor shifting then suddenly on a ride the chain would loosen and fall off when i stopped pedalling, which i can only assume was the freewheel going to snap city. it has sat in the garden shed for 6 months while i ride my other single speed but i'm sick of single speed bikes, they suck balls.

>>76269164
>yes i was experiencing poor shifting then suddenly on a ride the chain would loosen and fall off when i stopped pedalling, which i can only assume was the freewheel going to snap city.
I really can't see how those things are related desu. Oh well, hopefully they're not fucking you.

>>76269164
did chatGPT tell you that was the problem? I don't see how that would be the case.

>>76268606
>26 year old mountain bike that is

BASED

>>76268134 (OP)
i nearly hit one of you faggots earlier today, he lost focus and drifted over the center line into on coming traffic he swirved out of the way last second tho

>>76268134 (OP)
The sheer ammount of fat women going for the fittest looking guys on dating apps and then acting offended about them going to the gym is insane. Leftism was a mistake. Ive been told by several of them im a fascist because i diet and exercise.

>>76269399
Nigger, go outside once in a while.

>>76269178
>did chatGPT tell you that was the problem?
the fucking bike tech took one look at it and told me it was the freewheel.
maybe i explained shittily. the pedals wouldn't stop spinning until the wheel stopped spinning, and if i tried to stop the pedals from spinning while the wheel was spinning the chain would loosen and come off the cogs entirely.
i agree that i think the poor shifting was probably unrelated, but i just kinda dealt with it until the busted freewheel made the bike unrideable. i assure you it's a legit non-shady bike shop.

>>76269403
Ah right, yeah that sounds like the freewheel is fucked, in two ways to boot. If the teeth are so worn that the chain skips you'll want to replace the entire drivetrain btw. It all wears together and replacing only one part will cause poor performance and increased wear on the new part.

>>76268370
Sure buddeh

>>76268563
faaaaaaaaatso

Currently in Germany which has actual cycling infrastructure and beautiful accessible countryside. Absolutely loving it. I like that it filters incels and makes them seethe for some reason.

>>76270128
>I like that it filters incels and makes them seethe for some reason.
I reckon it's because it's an outside activity, and incels don't tend to go outside. It can also be a rather expensive hobby, incels typically don't have money, or jobs.

>>76269170
>bike shop
>not fucking its customers
Pick one.

The other day I had my 12 year old "help" me change out her shifters. Took a couple of basic tools and 30 minutes, even with her "helping" me do it. She was suitably unenthused. Then I told her, now here's the real lesson, and we called a local bike shop with a good reputation and asked for a quote on just the labor for that same job. She's been spending her own money lately, so dollars mean something to her now, and she was excited to learn we'd saved $135, not to mention the hassle of getting the bike to and from the shop.

I knocked 2 bikers off country roads with my car and got away with it twice, feels good man, get fucked bikecels

>>76270197
135 dollarydoos to swap out a couple of shifters??? Surely you jest?

>>76270348
No sir. It was broken down as I think $65 to install both and then $35 each to adjust. Parts in hand, so maybe they were marking us up a little because they would have missed out on that sale.

The shifters, btw, did not need adjusted after installation, because the previous shifters had been adjusted perfectly. Still would have had to pay.

To be fair, I live in an expensive area. Do all my own work on everything (cars, home maintenance, landscaping, etc) despite my wife and I combined making like $350k per year because of this. Easily save us $50k yearly just knowing how to do things. My crowning achievement was when the furnace blower went out on Christmas morning and I had it fixed in two hours - imagine what that call would have cost.

>>76268134 (OP)
Yeah, I also enjoy cardio and making life worse for everyone so 13-20 assholes can have unlimited spending power but then doing activism to give them more ways to kill me and everyone around me because I'm bored.

>>76268134 (OP)
>>>/n/

>>76270509
>t. seething fatso

>>76269402
I do tho, white "man"

>>76270667
you owned him

>>76268134 (OP)
MTB is based. Roadfags are gay. Streets are for cars.

>>76270673
I don't normally enjoy these videos, but god damn do I hate wheelie niggers.

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>>76268324
it sits upon itself

>>76270684
twinsies

>>76270684
Me too.

>>76270725
>>76270684
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>>76270743
This fills me with murderous rage

>>76270673
>>76270684
>>76270725
>>76270736

>>76270736
it's his God given right to blast everyone of those
>people
for surrounding him

>>76270761
Ahh, like a soothing balm for the soul.

>>76270760
Same, but let's be honest, that could just be the tren

>>76270673
>>76270736
>>76270743

"All fucking niggers should be fucking hanged."

MOAR

>>76269936
>>76268563

no, more of the other animals dead

>>76270978
That's incredibly rayciss, anon. I hate bikefags of all colors and retardations.

I just cycled 40km today.
Had to walk back on some hills tho, took me 3 hours and it was supposed to be a light workout, but I just felt like going all out. My legs are done, this was a mistake.
Gypsy prostitutes keep talking to me, but I ain't got no cash on me anyway.

>>76271172
This is why I like ebikes. I can cycle out as far as I want with no assist, then cycle back just as quickly even if I'm dead tired.

>>76268370
>bicycles are inherently far left

>>76268370
I love cycling and I can assure you I am "hard-R" right.

>>76271367
prove it

>>76270987
fat cunt

>>76271709
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>>76271725
fat

>>76270695
kek

>>76269120
>tyres

>>76271738
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>>76271776
post chin fatty

>>76271779
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>>76271785
post chin fatty

>>76271796
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>>76271803
post chin fatty

>>76271812
post chin fatty

>>76271852
What the dog doin

>>76271852
how fucked up... why do you have so many pics of vandalized deer carcases saved? the fuck is wrong with you?

>>76271910
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>>76270471
Based, I am the same doing everything myself. Starts to get a little overwhelming when you overload yourself but it's satisfying getting it done and not paying some fag 1000$ just to come by for an hour or two

>>76271852
post chin fatty

>>76272005
post chin fatty

>>76268134 (OP)
cycling is legit the best way to transport yourself. I have a 1.5 mile commute to my office that I do with my bike and its the best part of my workday. Only fatties hate cycling

>>76268370
If you put a dildo on the seat yeah

>>76271161
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>>76270673
kek all of these are either niggers or retards or both
>cycling on a highway
>2 abreast on a high speed main road with a perfectly good sidewalk right there
zero survival instincts

>>76272425
fucking lol

I enjoy sharing smiles with the jolly negros who roam these parts, though I do wonder when a black bastard will slither out from a swamp of evil.

>>76272425
man these bike-stealing tactics are getting more elaborate

>>76270471
wow bro thats cool how much money you and your wife make

>>76272425
SNIPED

no more deer?

>>76268134 (OP)
This is a death wish in my hometown of Brampton

>>76274249
BLESSED

>>76268134 (OP)
You are not. You are a regular leftie, but instead of bourgeoisie and proletarians you have jews and white race or something

>>76274698
>You are not.
wtf

>>76272425
>this trash can was surely put in the middle of the road to stop cars for some unknown reason, good thing that I'm on a bike so I can just go around it at full speed
how can cyclists be so aloof? This reminds me of the webm where a dude rides right up to a bull that's in the middle of the trail and the beast hits him, they have an odd sense of invincibility despite being in a very vulnerable position

daily bot thread about hating people who ride bikes
whatever niggers I'm gonna ride my bike later since it's my day off and I drive to work every day

>>76274698
horseshoe theory is the funniest centroid midwitlore

>>76274850
it's true doe

>>76270197
Good fathering, anon.

>>76270673
Why were they filming?

>>76270743
Why doesn't anyone shove them?

I love mma and jerking off to anime titties

>>76275475
>AY D'EONTE FILM MY WHEELING I'MA POST TO @BIKES_VS_COPS

>>76275477
no your place on the master race totem pole

>>76268134 (OP)
Is that you rogue?

>>76268134 (OP)
Me too.
I love to jam my mtb at high speeds to get heart rates up and big sweat.
When I take my time and rest I like to tag.
My tag is 'MAGA' in different scripts and styles.

yeah i road bike a lot because im too neurotic and autistic to drive a car, its pretty pathetic

no i dont wear the lycra suits or bike in big packs. yes, if i go to a stop at an intersection and its a red light and theres no cars in any direction, ill go through the interseciton

>>76275578
Based. Actual women are fake and gay.
>>76276286
Still gay.

>>76274850
My words have nothing to do with horseshoe theory, retard