Thread 76276282

Who is the most annoying person in your gym? What does he or she do to make them super annoying?

>>76276282 (OP)
a friend i used to go with. he would not shut the fuck up and he would always say how he is stronger than me cause he is heavier while struggling to bench 115lbs. it got old real quick

>>76276282 (OP)
Anyone who tries to talk to me in monkeyspeak. I cannot understand you I will not imbibe the requisite bullshit to try. That isn't your accent no one in your neighborhood speaks like this.

>>76276282 (OP)
any cunt (typically fat women) occupying a machine or other piece of equipment but not actually doing anything constructive with it e.g., on the bike with intensity on the lowest setting doing about 0.75 revolutions per minute scrolling their phone. or walking on the tready at 2km an hour.
>I exercise daily, but i don't know why i can't lose weight

>>76276282 (OP)
Nice tits
Ugly face

>>76276282 (OP)
I'm like 90% sure there's a gay at my gym. That's not the problem though. The problem is he constantly watches anyone younger than him when they're doing sets (he's easily in his late 40s or early 50s) and he approaches all of the zoomers to compliment their bodies and give them "tips".
Personally I don't trust him.

>>76276282 (OP)
Any little faggot that takes their shirt off outside of the locker room or classroom. I will stare at you and laugh loud enough for you to hear since you’re so desperate for attention you little faggot

>>76276282 (OP)
who

>>76276305
ay bruh ur using this joint?

>>76276282 (OP)
I go to a predominantly white gym. Even the few black people there act white. There are no gym nemesis there.

>>76276318
Nothing more cringe than old gays...

There's this guy who wear big headphones and he sings along to songs really loudly and grunts and is always making loud noises. I forgot my earbuds one day and I wanted to shoot myself

pajeets coming in and working out in jeans and collared shirts that have been aged in Body odour and curry

>>76276282 (OP)
There's a guy with a potbelly that literally walks around the gym watching crap on his phone. He never lifts a weight, anything fitness related. Just walks in circles. I just want to grab him and say. What the fuck are you doing?

>obligatory
The tattoo'd scumbag and zoomers that don't re-rack.

>>76276360
Don't worry. AIDs will get 'em

>>76276403
>What the fuck are you doing?
Probably trying to get some quiet time away from the wife.

>>76276282 (OP)
People who load up the bar at 315 then they spend 15 to 20min talking and walking around. Then they half rep it once or twice and repeat the first step

>>76276410
Hmm never thought about that. Good point.

There's some 60-something looking fat dude that's either slightly retarded or just a weird possible fag who shows up, sits in the parking lot for hours and will come in and use the bathroom to shower and stuff for like 45 minutes around 10 or 11 pm (they are individual bathrooms not locker rooms). I think he might be homeless/living out of his car or something judging by this pattern. That would be fine I guess but on the occasions where he actually tries to "work out" and is out and about in the gym, he will literally stare right fucking at people for minutes on end while they work out. I think it's his way or trying to get you to talk to him or whatever. Like I said, probably a bit slow and homeless, and harmless. But an annoying freak who makes things uncomfortable and hogs one of the two bathrooms.

I have no idea how you non-homegymcels do it: you have to look at NPCs, rub you shoulders with them, all sorts of random criminals and drug addicts stare you down, possibly even attempt to have a conversation with you, "eh-eh-ex-excuse m-me, h-h-how many sets do you have l-left?"
Jfc the mental and psychological workout you get is probably burning more calories than whatever meme exercises you do in the gym. You guys probably also feel drained and don't feel like going to the gym the next day as well too, right? I mean I don't know, it couldn't be me.

>>76276314
They're fake

>>76276282 (OP)
Me because i spend 4 hours there literally and dont talk to anyone lol
In all seriousness, some creepy faggot who goes around flirting with almost everyone aggressively including my ugly ass
It's not even his main offense, he forces my language's equivalent of a "posh" accent too while doing it

>>76276424
They are fake and nice

>>76276325
she fights bare knuckle her name is the rugged beauty

>>76276282 (OP)
>Boomer who is beet red from TRT who supersets all of the equipment and leaves his shit at the busiest machine, then slams shit every time he finishes a set
>Mouth breathing autist who doesn't look like he has any idea what hes doing, yet wears lifting gloves and a belt
I once saw the autist use a smith machine to squat and loaded it up with all of the 2.5lbs and 5lbs. weights around. He then proceeded to do what looked like he dropped a bunch of change on the ground and was looking down x12. Funnily enough, the aforementioned boomer told him to rerack all of the weights and the autist looked like someone told him his dog died, then just walked away from the boomer without a word. I thought the boomer was gonna yell at him or fight, but I guess he gave up since he could tell he had a disability and just put everything back himself. picrel

>>76276538
Forgot pic

>>76276282 (OP)
Me. I keep saying "weights nothing" every time I finish a set.

>>76276417
What did i ever do to you?

>>76276282 (OP)
>Who is the most annoying person in your gym? What does he or she do to make them super annoying?
Hoes that take gym space to chit chat instead of working out. Some hoes are nice though

The nicest people I've met at the gym are blown up roiders though, ironically. Love them guys no homo

>>76276282 (OP)
Teenagers that don't rerack weights. Other than that everyone is cool.

>>76276422
>goes at non peak daytime hours
>almost everyone is a cardiofag machinecel or pt client
>get a bench or rack or the leg press whenever I want
Problem?

>>76276759
Thats just a free workout picking them up

Phone people. I hate thinking they are trying to get my attention. I especially hate the ones that need to be on the phone while shitting.

>>76276543
I count out loud until I get to 8.

Some cocky Jersey Shore-lite guy in his 40s that acted like he was in his teens but sure didn't look it. I think he was trying to start being a podcaster/influencer kind of retard without putting in any of the actual physical work, legit not sure I ever saw him do more than 1 set of anything. He was always hanging around posing for his phone and taking selfies and obnoxious videos, doing this "hello fellow lifters" shit like we were all students eager to learn from the master.

>>76276353
You speak like a sympathizer

>>76276282 (OP)
Who

>>76276282 (OP)
That disgust niggerfaggot that fully slams the weights after finishing his cable flies, taking out my eardrums in the process

>>76276940
The rugged beauty

I remember seeing a guy who must have been 5'7 and 140 lbs recommending some exercise to some newbies because "it helped him get big."

>the 5’4 guy who wore a really high hat so he looks taller and approached every girl in the gym
>never saw him get one’s number
Still thinking about that dude years later, hope he made it

>>76276282 (OP)
If you're paying enough attention to the individuals in your gym, not only that they begin to bother you, but that you can discern their mannerisms and begin to internalize them so much that after you come home, you can post about them on an anime website. You are, by definition, a dyel

>>76277079
What a chad

it's me

>>76276282 (OP)
The spic manlet who waits in the locker room for people to put shit in their locker without a lock, then steals all the cash from their wallet and runs.

Other than him, there's a spic or pajeet who steals all the plates from the Smith machines to do 14 plate calf raises. And of course there's the gym thots who spend 90% of their workout on their phone.

>>76276282 (OP)
what's her slutty fans?

>Turk who turns his bench into a hip thrust
It really isn't that hard to do proper reps man

>>76276282 (OP)
There's a few

1. A short but really buff ex marine who has to let everyone know hes ex military. He chats up every pretty girl and is super cringe. He obviously trying to bag a girl but I guess you can't really blame him for that. Its just an annoying pattern and so many of the girls are obviously not interested. He's way too short.

2. An old jew who doesn't repack any of his weights and doesn't wipe down equipment. Wtf are you doing sir???

3. A girl who always has a tripod recording tiktoks and the gym has a no video policy but she keeps doing it.

4. A fat chick who does nothing but the hip thrust machine and she sings really loud while listening to music in her headphones and she seems absolutely insane.

5. Every Indian person there not wearing gym clothes

>>76276282 (OP)
Nobody now, I'm usually in there alone. Sometimes overweight women are there using the treadmill of old people using the bicycle or treadmill.

>>76276362
I reported a guy who did this and he stopped.

this one monkey looking-ass with his pubey looking beard who takes forever on one machine and then shows an attitude whenever he's asked how many sets he's got left. luckily, his boyfriend is the opposite of that.

>>76276282 (OP)
my gym is expensive and local, most people are serious af builders. and a few cardio buns. anyway, there is this one zoomer with broccoli hair who started, and he slams all the weights on the nautilus machines. no slow and controlled eccentric motion, just concentric yank and full release SLAM. think he's going to get kicked out soon. overheard one of the older powerlifters chatting abt it with the assistant manager and the manager said if he doesnt hopefully tear his rotator cuffs by next week, he's getting booted.

>>76276403
my gym has a clause that if u dont wipe or rerack u forfeit membership

>>76280909
Have you thought about maybe telling him he's doing something wrong?

>>76280934
>being the only person who slams equipment around doing violent whipping motions with cables
if someone doesnt have the presence of mind to realize they are the odd one out, there is no reasoning with them. besides, I think we might take bets tomorrow if he gets injured before kicked.

too many to count. Practically everyone there

>>76276282 (OP)
There's a girl at the desk that doesn't hit the lunk alarm at all even with Neanderthals throwing weights at the mirrors and ground

>>76276282 (OP)
There is this girl that has no self awareness. Just this week I was doing dips, sat on the machine right next to it to rest. My towel and bottle wasn't directly on the dips station but still closer than the machine I was sitting on, she just goes to take my dip thing and when I tell her she's like oh we can use it together? Sure but you could have just asked.
Other times she asks me to show her how to do pike pushups because I was doing those or asks me if I'm using the weights I set down already during warmup on a platform. Srs there's enough weight go walk an extra 10 meters to the rack and get your own. Shit like that.

>>76281128
it is not the girl with no self-awareness

>>76280934
doesn't really work with genA and young zoomers in my experience. They are too touchy and mask insecurity with overbearing pride so anything you tell them is assumed as a criticism or worse an insult.
What works the threat of being filmed on social media.

>>76281128
anon...

>>76281201
>>76280909
Why do zoomgods make people in this website absolutely MALD

>>76281203
kekekek

>>76281224
Personally I can't stand retards who take pride in their retardation and a majority of zoomers seem to do just that. That and them being desperate to emulate blacks.

>>76276282 (OP)
ethnically ambigous zoomers working out in groups of like 5 people occupying machine forever. They are also making zero progress because theyre rotating every set so they have like a ten minute break between sets.

>>76281030
Pizza planet is not a real gym

>see thread
>open to see if I recognise myself from any stories
>or if I recognise any other ppl at my gym from any stories
>none
It's hard being a home gym goer

>>76276969
Anyone who slams their weights is obnoxious. No-one thinks you're a savage beast. Just a dick.

>>76281128
do you need landing lights?

>>76281687
Yeah that is pretty annoying. Very cringe

>>76276282 (OP)
Its always the geezers hogging the chest fly machine

they camp any machine that you can do whilst sitting down

>>76281687
>No-one thinks you're a savage beast. Just a dick.
I don't think guys who slam their weights are beasts or dicks. I just think they're weak men lifting more weight than they can handle.

>>76281687
Pussy, sorry you get scared by loud noises little girl

>>76276282 (OP)
Obese latrinos who key in and then hold the door for all 40 of their cousins to walk in without paying 5 minutes after the staffed hours end. It's $20 a month, are you really that poor?

Women.

Homeless people.

Brown men.

Otherwise it's not bad.

this 50 year old cuck with his wife. his sweat smells like literal shit and he doesn't wipe after himself. i had to wash my hands 10 times a day to get rid of the stench