Thread 76276623

Drank obscene amounts of booze and now the room smells like a chemical processing factory. No punchline. That's it.

>>76276623 (OP)
That's literally your kidneys struggling. When you flood your body with alcohol the liver will be like "fuck this" and will delegate to the kidneys, and when the kidneys can't cope they'll just push that shit out as sweat. And it stinks. Stop abusing your God given body you prick.

>>76276623 (OP)
Is that a mini fridge next to your bed?
You had better be in a motel.

>>76276644
So, no.
You had better be in a fraternity then.

>>76276644
This guy literally lives in a basement. ... Based.

>>76276623 (OP)
The first time I got I felt like shit for the next two days, the second time I vomited so much I thought I had food poisoning. Haven't touched alcohol since, I don't get how people drink so much

>>76276644
Why is your fridge resting on a towel tho. Does it leak?

>>76276651
It's unironically a genetic disease. Regardless of what faggots on here will tell you. Some people have a serious weakness to alcohol. It will literally kill them if they let it.

>>76276662
>Some people have a serious weakness to alcohol. It will literally kill them if they let it.
Nuh-uh

>>76276664
Yes. I'm tired of having this argument. Some people have a twisted affinity for alcohol which means they will drink themselves to death. Maybe not the first time, maybe not the 2nd time, but sooner or later it will happen.

>>76276623 (OP)
>>76276644
Fuckin hell m8. You yuros got it bad, eh?

>>76276664
>>76276667
Some people naturally produce less of the enzyme that neutralizes alcohol in the liver.

>>76276679
Exactly this. It makes certain people more likely to become piss heads.

>>76276674
You want some?

>>76276623 (OP)
Eh, a shot of grappa or slivovic over xmas/easter or birthdays is nice but alcohol is muchly overrated. Most people have unresolved trauma or path of least resistance syndrome.

>>76276623 (OP)
>im a gay pathetic loser and faggot hear me roar
wow very cool OP.

Alcohol makes everyone hate you, and rewards you with a slow death. Keep it. >>76276623 (OP)

>>76276623 (OP)
At least drink something better? Jesus christ.

>>76276623 (OP)
I legit don't miss sweating buckets after a binge. Waking up to a bed feeling like someone threw a bucket of the water over the sheets. Alcohol is a fucking filthy drug.

>>76276632
tell me how kidneys cause sweat? do you even know what you’re talking about?

how to stop drinking

>>76276632
so if you eat a bunch of dill and curry and the smell is coming out of your skin the next goodmorning that means your kidney are struggling from too much dill and curry? i don't think so sir.

>>76276774
It can be hard to stop when you have the "why not" attitude toward one or two beers. You have to realize there is no such thing as one or two and your lack of judgment makes you keep drinking. Think of the damage it does to your brain and your body.

I hope this helps, this is how I kicked it.

>>76276623 (OP)
It's hard to force myself to drink alcohol. I don't like taste (okay, some liqueurs are fine - like those fancy sweet Cuban mixtures with coconut extract and condensed milk, but they aren't commonly served in companies), I don't like feeling of dizziness

There's a serious uptake in alcoholics and druggies all over the west. No one wants to talk about it. It's not sustainable.

>>76276662
Real. Chukcha and Asian people in Siberia are confirmed to have no resistance to alcohol, it hits them extra hard

>>76276781
but getting turnt feels soooo goood

I'm an alcoholic and have been awake for 3 days straight. I'm hoping trump will nuke Iran so the mushrooms can start sprouting everywhere and I can finally be free of all this nonsense.

I'm the guy who made the thread. Sweating shit all over the place. Cold sweat.
I'll see you guys at the fall brawl

>>76276790
It may feel good for a little while, but you're just sacrificing long-term wellbeing for short-term feelings. It can be conquered.

>>76276773
Fuck you're dumb. If the kidneys don't filter the toxins, they come out of your pores. Drunk piece of shit.

>>76276790
Is "turnt" even a slang for drunk anymore. It just sounds like you're getting your arsehole ripped out to me. Or is that just me? Correct me if I'm wrong zoomers

>>76276777
Your kidneys aren't filtering it out because it's not toxic. Therefore, you sweat and pee it out.
Toxins smell bad. Curry smell is... subjective.

>>76276777
She used to be so cute.

I'm so fucking tired of AI man. Even a throwaway thread like this. I need to retreat from the internet in general.

>>76276851
>>76276623 (OP)
Are you implying that ops pic is not real? Because it is.

>>76276854
You are a bot doing self preservation. I know what you are. This is my last post here.

>>76276824
"Turnt" is exclusively Gen-X/Millennial slang.

>>76276773
JEET
>>76276754
True

>>76276857
See you tomorrow, fag

>>76276777
fuck she looks so rapeable here

>>76276777

yes exactly

dill and curry are antibiotics. People find them useful to kill off their toxic gut flora which just ends up compounding all their chronic ailments.

yesterday i drank too much too, on night out with the lads i just drink 2-3 beers thats it, so i havent been properly drunk for atleast 1 year, but yesterday i overdid it big time and im very tired from my bluecollar work on top of that, now i remember why i dont drink so much. Should have just smoked a joint and gone to bed at 10pm fuck. my whole free day is down the gutter

>>76276821
That's not how it works at all