>see gran gran
>wow anon look how big you've gotten

ITT: Mires thread.

>>76277223 (OP)
>ITT bullshit
none of these stories are real.

gym receptionist greeted me twice, wishing me a good day, and asked me how I'd been
i-it counts, right?

>>76277223 (OP)
>take a nap shirtless in some booty shorts
>wake up
>wife and kids are playing outside
>go outside to see them
>WHAT YOURE NAKED??
>im wearing shorts
>B-But i can see your penis through your shorts
>yeah im hard right now I want to fuck you
>she spends the next hour miring me while im doing some yard clean up
>put the kids to bed
>youre sexy you know that?
>ofc I do. Im a sexy mf
>fuck her brains out
>sleep

>>76277238
she's in love bro, make a move

>>76277725
Chat is this real?

>>76277738
Of course it is. It's on 4chan. Everything is real on 4chan.

>>76277777
amen, quints wills it

>rent a canoe
>my buddy, his gf and her cousin... and me of course
>my buddy said he would steer at the back because you supposedly need experience to do so
>so we ride with the current for almost an hour
>go ashore to eat and have a few drinks
>only realize on the way back that we were stupid, because now we have to row against the current all the time
>both girls are completely exhausted after a very short time
>they are almost crying to go ashore again and take a break
>I get a little angry and tell my friend to swap seats with one of the girls and row with me
>we haven't even made it halfway and I can't fight the current on my own
>by the end I was drenched in sweat, extreme pump in the upper body
>in the car on the way home everyone was pissed off and exeausted, especially me, so we kept quiet most of the time
>back at his place with only one bathroom I let them all have a shower first and made myself comfortable on the balcony
>buddy is avoiding me
>both girls join me on the balcony and bring me a cold beer
>"thank you anon, without you we would never have made it back"
>her cousin: "yeah, all that training at the gym saved our asses today"

>Me last summer
>27% bodyfat after semester ends due to heavy drinking
>Cut drinking and decide to due a cut
>Get down to 18% after losing 25 lbs and decide to maintain till next summer cause I can't maintain the discipline for a cut during school year
>Still some tummy fat but my arms and face look a lot nicer
>Guy comes up to me in Uni gym while im walking on the treadmill
>"Dude, I see you here all the time and I noticed you've gotten a lot leaner. Keep up the work"
>Say "Thanks man"
>Manintain weight throughout year

Now I have to finally lock in to 10% bodyfat now because that fact that complete strangers whose faces I dont recognize pay this much attention to me is honestly crazy and motivating

>>76277869
You're supposed to canoe to the bus pickup and then they drive you back. Are you an idiot?

If there is no bus pickup you're supposed to have one of your cars at the bottom of the river and then you take another car to the top, canoe down to the first car.

You must really be brand new at this

my step daughter asked if i was injecting steroids. I won’t be seeing her or my step son again until theyre adults, if they even want to contact me.

>>76277909
No, we were able to rent it because my friend is student at the local university. It was their canoe, not a private shop. No pickup.

>>76277931
Then do the 2 car method next time

>>76277946
Now I know what to expect. It was my first time in a canoe. He should have known better.

>Be me
> 6ft1 ottermode with visible blocky abs, straight asf
>Download Grindr for lulz
>Upload a pic of me shirtless
>Instantly get hundreds of messages
>Saying I have their dream body
>Guys begging to suck my dick, fck me, worship me
>Offering money and trying to bribe me
>Called a God, handsome, gorgeous, (women don't say this to me)
>Guys borderline start spamming and harassing me when I don't respond because I get so many messages


So THIS is what it's like to be a hot heterosexual woman. A bunch of ugly dudes chasing after you. There were like 1 or 2 cute ones..

>>76277985
>>Download Grindr for lulz
Kek. Stuff DL guys tell themselves to remain straight in their mind is hilarious

>gym receptionist said "bye cutie" when I was leaving
>she also said that another time in a different occasion
She's black tho and kinda chubby

>speaking with gran gran
>wow anon the gym is really paying off, you really fill out your shirt
>im glad you're having fun at the gym
>I need to take a pic of you shirtless sometime

>slaving away at work
>shift with an older female coworker
>she's really snappy and likes to say mean things as a joke
>for a moment she stops joking around and saying mean things, puts on a more serious tone
>tells me i've been looking healthier lately and that i should keep doing whatever i'm doing because it's clearly working

>working with other coworker, a bit younger but still older than me
>focused on editing some stuff on PC, just chatting in the meantime while not looking at her
>tells me i'm doing a good job and working hard
>while saying that she puts hands on my neck and massages for a few secs

honestly i think this is the first time i started to look like i lift in a shirt. Fuck bulking but the mires are nice

>>76277869
hell yeah, canoes are fun and the forearm pump can be nasty in the best way possible

>>76277223 (OP)
>hiking the at
>finally get to fuck this chick after hiking a week together on and off at a hotel
>so your just big everywhere huh
im tellig ya i've had better luck on these trails than anywhere a lot of women are older but she was still early 30s me being 28 and they are always incredibly fit

>>76277985
this aint the flex you think it is lil bro

>>76277228
True. I was gonna post a story how an old man gave me a thumbs up after an incline dumbbell press but even that would be lies.

>>76277777
checked and true

>>76277777
BTFO this digitless fag >>76277228 real good

>doing calisthenics at home today
>Look in body length mirror
>Mirin' my own arms and chest
Feels good man

>>76278045
I've always had the feeling that pulling hot chicks on these thru-hikes must be pretty easy, for one the women that partake in that kind of thing are usually of the free adventurous kind, and secondly you get to spend a lot of time together with not much to do so the sexual tension is bound to rise

>>76277985
>be me
>6'1" ottermode
>download grindr because I'm horny
>profile: "6ft1, straight, just downloaded gridnr for the lulz"
>most matched grindr account on earth that day

I ran myself into the smash or pass ai and all it talked about was putting it's face in my sculpted abs and feeling my muscles flex and shit like that. If all the ai has to say about me is how fit I am then I count it as a mire

> went back to hometown last month
> Family and friends tell me how much stronger I've gotten
It's not much but it feels good to get recognition for all the hard work

>>76277985
Guys are relentless. But also guys will fuck anything. You say no to them the next guy down the line is the first one they are begging to suck his cock. Keep going down the list and at the end of the day they are getting fucked by a 60yo. So its not really a compliment if a guy likes you.

>talk to qt latina at the gym
>instant chemistry from the moment we talk
>she mired my veins so i invited her to work out together some day
>hit the gym together and it goes well
>go out for dinner afterwards and make out in car
>few days later she comes over
>she goes “omg anon” when i take off my shirt
>been seeing her for a few weeks now
>is obsessed with my adonis belt and likes to bite basically everywhere, especially abs and arms
>opened up about trauma and past toxic relationships to me
>is seemingly head over heels for me and extreme libido
>keeps inviting me over to her place
>her mom calls me ‘strong guero’ and feeds me every time (i mire her food)
>she seems to be waiting for me to make things official

lads, i have a feeling she might break my heart but im starting to really like her too. time flies when we’re together and she has been very patient with my autism. i still have my guard up because i don’t know if i have the power to keep her in check. fuck

>>76277223 (OP)
>mum said my lats have grown
>said she'd take pictures if I want her to

>>76279099
>qt latina
>she might break my heart
It isn't a question of 'if', but 'when'. I've been down this road before, Anon. It ends in heartbreak every single time. But if I had the opportunity to bang any of those chicks one more time I would do so in a heartbeat. Keep doing what you're doing. Maybe you're alpha enough to tame the crazy.

>>76277777
kek wills it

>>76279099
dude I had a big titty Russian girlfriend once and it was a beautiful disaster, I have never been more heartbroken in my life and I would recommend anybody else go for it as long as you don't get the girl pregnant. Russians and Latinas are the same in the way they'll fight with you all night and throw shit at the wall in anger then fuck your god forsaken brains out. It's a great life experience to have under the belt.

>>76277223 (OP)
>just about to fuck this chick
>she's on her back and I'm getting into position between her legs
>"My God, you look amazing. I feel like I'm in a porno."
>Go in raw, bust balls deep awwww yeah

Sure, it was my wife but she still said it.

>>76279071
This. Back when I worked in retail in San Francisco the gays were hilarious. Inviting me and other coworkers to have wine at their apartment or plain just hitting on us. I just took it as the compliment it was

>>76277223 (OP)
I’m still dyel but going from 28% bf to 17% bf ive been miring myself in the mirror quite a bit, my mom says I look good too

>get a power rack and barbell in my garage
>been lifting consistently since February
>hit up local estate sale
>some boomer is loading big potted plants into the bed of his truck
>"hey you're a big guy can you give me a hand with this"
load his plants with a shit eating grin first time I've had a stranger call me big

>>76277777
Witnessed

>>76279728

>>76279117
>>76279393
got it. it’s definitely quite the experience so far and i guess i’m lucky im not (yet) as in love as her, maybe because i can tell there are some red flags. she has even warned me she can be a bit psycho and the eyes.. imma just enjoy it and see what happens, i do know it’s driving her a little mad i haven’t committed to her

>>76279580
good shit anon, that’s pretty impressive. what’s your goal?

>girls speaking french sitting around near the apartment pool having a little party
>*walk past*
>they cant get a beer/wine bottle opened
>anon can you help us open this bottle please?
>*does it with ease*
>thank you
>hehes and grins from everyone
yeah im never forgetting that

I haven't gotten a single mire in two years of lifting in fact some people are now openly aggressive to me.

>>76281061
>she has even warned me she can be a bit psycho
holy shit that is a huge red flag, she's going to ruin you. But she will drain your balls so hard it'll be like taking heroin for the first time. You're going to end up on an episode of cops because of her. I still wouldn't walk away though.

>>76282034
kind of sounds like when you have a low persuasion stat so you just use intimidation instead.

>>76282034
sounds like you got zero rizz lil gup