>>76286436 (OP)
I'd like to report myself for being a retard. I've been thinking "dumbbells are fun and all but I should lift the rocks at my mom's house" for years. It only now dawned on me that I can just lift the dumbbells like rocks above my head. My exact words in my head were
>Why not just Grug it?
I don't use this word often but I can't believe how KEKED I have become by civilization. Today's workout will be stone age level shit with dumbbells. I'm gonna see what happens if I just lift the thing from the ground above my head and put it back down until I can't anymore. Let's hope those manual labor gains are real.