>be me
>chubby loser for years, meet amazing woman
>loves me for reasons I can’t begin to understand
>want to have kids
>turns out we both have injuries preventing us having children
>perfectly ok with adopting, might as well help out a few traumatized kids in the shitty foster system, want to give them the world
>start doing math in my head, realize if we plan to adopt in 5 years, there’s a reasonable chance my future child is already alive and being put through hell right now
>mfw this mental image and my girlfriend’s love is what finally gets my fat ass off the couch and into the gym
>some fucker is out there hurting my kids and I will not stand for it
Never let yourself believe you have a more schizo reason for working out than me
>chubby loser for years, meet amazing woman
>loves me for reasons I can’t begin to understand
>want to have kids
>turns out we both have injuries preventing us having children
>perfectly ok with adopting, might as well help out a few traumatized kids in the shitty foster system, want to give them the world
>start doing math in my head, realize if we plan to adopt in 5 years, there’s a reasonable chance my future child is already alive and being put through hell right now
>mfw this mental image and my girlfriend’s love is what finally gets my fat ass off the couch and into the gym
>some fucker is out there hurting my kids and I will not stand for it
Never let yourself believe you have a more schizo reason for working out than me