>>76289669
Euhh, I am a Eudopean, zees ees how I leeft ze veights. I only-a leeft ze sree keelogramz at a temps in ze pectoralifahrkenmashin. Herr Docteur Francois Swarzenbruker says zat zees ees how you leeft accorde to le science!
Steupid Ameddikinz, vis ze "sqvats" and ze "bench a-phress," such eh-steupid eh-peepahl! Do you like-a ze being a-sore? Do like-a ze George Boosh?
"Euhh, look at me, I am Ameddikin, I can bench-a ze free-huntret POUNTS! I leeft ze veight INCHES from ze chess! I vote-a for Dunnalt Shrump!"