Thread 76289658 - /fit/ [Archived: 872 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:30:04 AM No.76289658
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>/fit/ - Fitness
>all threads are about lifting
>cardio is ridiculed and laughed at
Nice fitness board you got there, fags
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:34:11 AM No.76289669
>>76289658 (OP)
Used to be fitness & health, but they left out that part because amerimutts like to roid and cheat their way in life.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:36:59 AM No.76289676
>>76289658 (OP)
Oo hasn't seen roon
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:40:24 AM No.76289681
>/fit/ - Fitness
>all threads are about lifting
There are more threads making fun of fat people, how to stop balding, taking roids and jewish youtubers than there are about actual fitness
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:44:44 AM No.76289684
>>76289658 (OP)
It's not about lifting either. The zoomer faggots here just want to improve their appearance. The board should really be called '/mirror/' to highlight the boards vanity. Too bad zoomers are the most sex deprived generation ever so getting muscles won't help. It might actually make the problem worse since women are cowards.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:02:48 AM No.76289705
>>76289669

Euhh, I am a Eudopean, zees ees how I leeft ze veights. I only-a leeft ze sree keelogramz at a temps in ze pectoralifahrkenmashin. Herr Docteur Francois Swarzenbruker says zat zees ees how you leeft accorde to le science!

Steupid Ameddikinz, vis ze "sqvats" and ze "bench a-phress," such eh-steupid eh-peepahl! Do you like-a ze being a-sore? Do like-a ze George Boosh?

"Euhh, look at me, I am Ameddikin, I can bench-a ze free-huntret POUNTS! I leeft ze veight INCHES from ze chess! I vote-a for Dunnalt Shrump!"
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:22:57 AM No.76289736
>>76289705
Ey! Look at me, sha, I’m an ‘Merican. Ya only need dem big t’ree compound lifts, I tell ya. Sissy squats, dem bench, an’ dem dead(2iran)lifts. If ya don’ tear a pec, ya ain’t lifted in ya life! An’ if ya scared o’ needles, maybe dis sport jus’ ain’t for you. Doctor Gainsstehlenstein say a real man weigh ‘bove 300 pounds. Das de ‘Merican way! Cut? I look like, some kinda goth boy playin’ ‘roun’ wit a razor blade?