Thread 76291299

I see a lot of you pussies acting like you're heckin tough warrior chieftens just because you lift weights.

Newsflash: You aren't.

You lift weights in an air conditioned building, then drive home and obey every single traffic law while doing so. You aren't tough.

If you really think you're some badass warrior, why not try to prove it and become one for real? Try joining the army, and go out into a real battlefield and see how long you last.

You wouldn't last a second if you actually had to use your precious 'gains' in a real world scenario.

But feel free to prove me wrong.

>>72504438
>>76255485

>>76291299 (OP)
lol

>>76291299 (OP)
What is the salary, and would it compare with what I make now?

>>76291299 (OP)
I would if only the majority of fights weren't cowering behind cover taking potshots at each other.
Bring back melee fights, the modern army are cowards with their guns.

>>76292202
Brian Shaw? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him "slant-eye slashing" Shaw because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.

You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Brian. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Brian what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."

>>76292202
The new paradigm in warfare is running away from drones.

>>76291299 (OP)
I was in the army though but it was really shitty and gay so I left

>>76291299 (OP)
>then drive home and obey every single traffic law while doing so. You aren't tough.
not even once bro

>>76291299 (OP)
someone post that video of the foid drill sergeant making the basedboy do wall sits lmao.
But i served in the army. I recommend it to grift the system. Never deploy in a combat role. Never do anything that would actually benifit the military. Get out with 100% and retire in your 20s. Now I play chess in the park, lift weights, fuck my girlfriend, work on my degree, and never have to work again if i don't want to.

>>76291299 (OP)
I'm fucking your wife while your dying for kikes. If you do survive enjoy your PTSD, blown out knees and VA assisted suicide.

>>76291299 (OP)
You're too pussy to stay at home and build a loving family and home.

Bet you that you won't heh pussy

Here is a picture of me, do you think I can be recrooted by you guys to fight for Israel?
Keep in mind that I have autism, asthma, arthritis, diabetes, crohn disease and delusions of grandeur.

>>76291299 (OP)
I did technically join the army (I was a traffic policeman for 4 years)

Now what tough guy? Oh, you just came back from a desert in bumfuck nowhere? Sorry bucko you can't park here, that would be $5000 thank you very much :)

>>76292207
kek high effort good post

>>76291299 (OP)
>obeying traffic laws is bad

>>76291299 (OP)
>*my drone suicide bombs you*

>>76291299 (OP)
>You lift weights in an air conditioned building, then drive home and obey every single traffic law while doing so
I work out in my sweaty garage like a caveman like God intended.
>Try joining the army, and go out into a real battlefield
Isn't combat arms a ridiculous minority of army work, like 10-20% compared to remf work? And even if you're "on the battlefield" you're just doing busywork for 99.99% of the time until someone ambushes you or blows you up with an IED. Doesn't sound like fun to me, but you go ahead man, hoo-boy!

>>76293388
>Zeke poster says something based and gets digits
Good morning, bizarro /fit/

>>76292756
How long did you have to stay in the military to get those benefits? I hate the idea of joining and now maybe be a terrible time, but that sort of lifestyle appeals to me.

Zionist Occupational Government tongue my anus

>>76291304
>jewish schizo babble

>>76291299 (OP)
this silly bitch cunt got beaten by low iq goat fuckers in sandals and 2nd hand ak47s

>>76294957
I think you need 20 years for a full pension but if you start at 18 retire at 38 and become a cop or something, do 20 years there for that pension then retire for real at 58 pulling two pensions.

>>76291299 (OP)
Why is ZOGbot spammer drumming up business for VA prosthetics clinics right when Bigly Orange Pussy is chickening out of bombing the Iraniums and letting them re-excavate Frodo?

I'll keep working on ceramic laminate R&D and think about applying for a DoD contract instead.

>>76296314
>Just slave for the govt for 40 years and your good bro
Fuck right off faggot.

>>76296339
>wah i dont want to kill the browns and blacks
lol grow up

>>76296347
the browns and blacks are the US military lmao
go die for israel nigger

>>76294957
I was in for 3 years before I made my VA Claim. Since I had a joke mos i made sure to get injured at a Special Forces training event to make me look cool.

>>76296314
If you can fake disabilites you can get out with a pension in only a few years.

Average rating for depression is 70%, make something up.

TBI? 40%
Migranes? Easy 50% fake a concussion can't disprove
Tinnitus? No test 10%
Do you already snore, well shit all the hardship you went through gave u sleep apnea and now you gotta have a CPAP machine. 50%

Even shit like TMJ (i had it before but big army don't know)

I can't emphasize this enough do. DO NOT DIE FOR ISRAEL. DON"T PICK A COMBAT MOS. Go be like an intel guy, or maybe like a drone operator. Hell I got 100% as an 42R but I have an IQ of 140 and you probably won't work the system as well as me.

(((Uncle Sam))) isn't sending his best today

>>76296548
>bennie-maxxing by cripple-LARPing
>Uncle Sam can't even tell
>Uncle Sam can't even prevent and rehabilitate basic bitch disabilities
>2025

>>76296675
>Trump broke up with Elon
>Didn't ask him to tungsten-coat a few Falcon 9s for Frodo instead
>also 2050-25
Goobermint just run by tards top to bottom, shrimple as.

>>76296804
Keep in mind the AVERAGE rating for a veteran who claims mental health is 70%.....

That is shy of 2k a month. If you live modestly and already have a place to live you could retire on that.

Oh also I denounce the Talmud, Jews are the Synagogue of Satan, I hate the U.S.A.....
My life personally? I was near homeless rotting away as a wagie in a warehouse. My "service" got me a full 4 year ride to a big state school where I have banged dozens of 18-22 between the ages of 23-26. My VA bucks and GI bill allow me to live comfortably.

I struggle what to do with my life. I am 3 years into a biology degree but medicine is ZOGGED....
I may just become a fireman and make 50k a year in zog bucks and 60k as a firefighter in a small town and fuck my gf and make my shitty little unity games.

>>76291299 (OP)
>equipped in 50k$ worth of hi-tech military equipment
>goes to kill some brown children in rags
>loses

>>76291299 (OP)
>You wouldn't last a second

POST BUTTHOLE

>>76291299 (OP)
yeah those spazzy autistic gymrat kids are real embaressement but acting like the dumbfuck fucks that willingly fight for rich men's state stand for something is pathetic broken dysgenic two digit iq goym cattle action you grownass turdbrain faggot besides any cool-ass spec ops navy BITCH could get fucking stabbed or shot in the street fight no amount of army posters of glamiourish faggot models with AR-s would save him

>>76297245
>any cool-ass spec ops navy BITCH could get fucking stabbed or shot in the street fight no amount of army posters of glamiourish faggot models with AR-s would save him
if you laminate a few hundred posters together, they make good armor!

>>76291299 (OP)
What will all the black rifle coffee bros do when warfare is just "click a button on a screen and a drone comes and kills you"
I mean there isnt much honor in that. There hasnt been honor in war since WW1,

>>76291299 (OP)
>bombs dropped on Iran
>war on the horizon
>carpeting 4chin with obvious propaganda posts
Like fucken clockwork.

What gets me is the tone here. Military recruiters really try and play up the challenge aspect of joining up.
>bet yer not tough enough to flush 4 years of your life down the shitter and at best get PTSD, no help from the VA, and a job skill that doesn't transfer to civilian life
Who falls for that shit?

>>76297746
>honor in war
Lmao

>>76291299 (OP)
>Bait post
>Same exact text pasta as the last few times
>Obvious Eglin Faggot PsyOp
>Defeated by Sign-tapper >>76291304
Is the US military still not hitting its recruitment targets, huh?

>But feel free to prove me wrong.
Post body Eglinfag.
You're the one in the cozy air-conditionned offices pushing propaganda on a Nicobarese Competitive Duck Herding forum.
Show us how big and "tough" you are.

99.99% of military training is cardio and core, and the vast majority of this board would suffer. Honest to got truth; if you wanna make it through basic training without sweating, practice long-distance jogging and planks. Arguably the hardest part is being sleep fucked though. No joke.

>>76291299 (OP)
I prefer not to have PTSD and not wanting to kill myself.

>>76291299 (OP)
Badass face shooting skull stomping operators play xbox inside air conditioned maersk containers and obey traffic rules to avoid having their covers blown all the time
They alsomregularly get mangled and turned into human mcnuggets when they go to die for israel's wars but that's a different story. "With jews there's no leg day for youse" or something like that

>WZZZZZZZ
What lifts to survive this?

>>76291299 (OP)
I killed a guy while driving home from the gym early morning and the cops still haven't come for me 7 years later. I only know he died because I checked the news. I'm a warrior chieftain

>>76291299 (OP)
Ignore this Jewish propaganda. The military pays like 16k a year after taxes, even the bonuses are spread out through a 4 year contract so 50k taxed is like 25k over 4 years. I'd tell you to do the math but if you're a dumbfuck that's actually considering joining the shillitary that's like 21k a year. To risk literal life and limb for kikes. You could go work any mundane job for minimum wage and keep your freedom and comfort here at home. Shit do construction or trucking over that BS. It's slavery and too high risk for the pay.