Thread 76291365

I'm losing it bros. I'm getting too fat. Food tastes so good and I have no gf or sex to burn it off with. Recommend me what to do. Your my bros right, we're in this together right?

average session of boxing burns around 1k calories

>>76291371
la dodger cap

>>76291365 (OP)
i'm too lazy to cook enough to get fat: that's how i stay lithe and toned

(((They))) don't want you to know this, but tapeworms will allow you to keep eating as much as you want without gaining weight

>>76291463
This. Throw random shit into an airfryer, let it cook the food and melt the fat in it away

>>76291556
i said i cook; that isn't cooking

>>76291365 (OP)
just throw it up after? ez

>>76291365 (OP)
>Your my bros right
>Your
I was up until you started typing like a retard. It's "You're"

Prose before bros, asshole

>>76291365 (OP)
I'm 13% body fat right now. My coworkers all tell me how good I look but does it really matter? They're all old boomers (I work construction) and I just go home everyday to the same old empty apartment.
It really doesn't matter if you don't have a girl. I only diet and starve myself because it's a force of habit.

>>76291365 (OP)
Get a prescription for Adderall and you will slim down and probably be very productive.

>>76291365 (OP)
Longer workouts. Just use all that time you're not having sex for cardio.

Buy retatrutide + bacteriostatic water + insulin needles from China on ECHEMI or Made-In_China.

Thank me later.