Thread 76291537

>this is an actual restaurant in america

Jesus fucking christ. They don’t even try to hide it.

first day on /fit/?

>>76291537 (OP)
Can you order the nurse too?

>>76291537 (OP)
The guy who started used to do interviews where he said he wanted people to die eating there which is why there's discounts depending on how obese a person is.

>>76291537 (OP)

>The restaurant's spokesman, 575-pound (261 kg) Blair River, died on March 1, 2011, aged 29, from complications of pneumonia.[18] The Arizona location closed shortly thereafter, on May 31, 2011.

>>76291537 (OP)
Yeah, and that's a good thing.

>>76291537 (OP)
So this is where the /fit/izen goes to do their "grind"

>>76291537 (OP)
It's a parody resturant that intentionally plays into the unhealthiness of their food and mock's their patrons. There's nothing to 'hide'.

>>76291537 (OP)
I think i saw something like this in Vegas. They had a giant scale out front thay displayed yiur weight to everyone and fatties would hop on the there and cheer who was the fattest. Ngl the food looked awesome though.

>>76291537 (OP)
Ironically it's healthier than usual because saturated fat doesn't cause heart attacks. I wonder if they use seed oil at all.

>>76291644
boy do i have news for (You)

The creator of the concept was tired of trying to make fatties eat healthy so he did a 180 and decided to kill them instead. That is literally the mission of the restaurant. Kill as many fatties as possible.

>>76291537 (OP)
Powershitters get their bulk in here

>>76291661

Incredibly based but shortsighted

>>76291853
How? He's been in business for two decades. He can give as many fatties heart attacks as he wants. The retards will continue to show up and replace each other.

>>76291661
Unfathomably based

>>76291661
People completely underestimate how based the creator is
>Be him
>Doctor/dietician/whatever
>Still oblivious to the true personality of lards
>Try to help lards lose weight
>They lie, cheat and generally just fail at everything
>Eventually snap
>Completely 180
>From saviour to madman
>Start restaurant chain that puts artery-clogging everything in ANYTHING
>You're fat and on death's door? You eat free
>Consistently kills his obese spokespersons too
It's genius

>>76291537 (OP)
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>>76291644
>>76291661
The guys keep the ash of a former spokemens in a fucking plastic bag and puts it on the table during the interview LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc

>>76291633
> parody
> has, sorry HAD, a ~250kg spokesperson

sure thing anon

>>76291875
>Iron Man by Black Sabbath intensifies

>most of America can eat there for free
how are they still in business?

>>76291652
>I wonder if they use seed oil at all.
no, the owner makes a point to use lard or butter instead of seed oils.

Honestly their food is probably healthier than any of the major fast food chains, just don't pig out every day.

>>76291537 (OP)
At least they're honest lol

>>76291549
kinda
they mostly spank you if you dont finish the food