Have you ever been in a fight?

>>76296983 (OP)
Isn't unecessary conflict and posturing caveman behavior.

>>76296983 (OP)
Not after being 15.

>>76296983 (OP)
yeah if you are angry enough you can hurt bigger more muscular people easily.

>ayyo homie jus typed real advice

>>76296983 (OP)
Streetfights are 70% about getting the first hit

>>76296983 (OP)
I only had 1 fight in my entire life when I saved my friend from a bully when we were all 12, I delivered a deadly roundhouse slap that sent him crying

The fat guy always wins

Bouncers are always sucker punching drunk manlets. Never see them act like this with other big guys.

>>76296983 (OP)
Grew up fighting with my older brother, then one time at school when I was like 9 dickhead knocked over my chess board and I remember having a fight and I entered some kind of primal flowstate and fucked him up, even remember pulling his head down and kneeing him in the face like some kind of thai clinch even though I had no training, ever since ive been scared of hurting people so I try to avoid it, plus I grew pretty big (105kg atm) and people tend to avoid fights if I dont act like a cock, have been punched like twic3 while drunk and being a dick though but when I just laugh it off they run away

I really really dont want concussions and I want to go to jail over someone hitting their head on the ground

Plu

>>76296983 (OP)
Oh boy, this thread again.

No, never in an unregimented one. I did fight in tae kwon do, bjj, and kickboxing tournaments. But i'd say those have nothing to do with real fights.

>>76297048
>no fights in highschool
Embarrassing

>>76297267
what did you fight over? Lunch money or some shit, pathetic

>>76297267
Every highschool fight I was in didn't make me a better person or made me feel fulfilled it just gave me with insecurities and regrets. Fighting sucks dick unless you're a fucking loser faggot like the kids I had to fight.

>>76297267
Imagine being so unlikeable that you had enemies in high school

>>76297071
>Streetfights are 70% about getting the first hit
No, it's about getting the first clean hit. I'd say 70% of street fights are denying your opponent a clean hit.

>>76296986
Yes.
Civilized men don't engage in such behavior.

>>76296983 (OP)
probably one of the worst punches I've ever seen

>>76298126
Because it wasn't a punch, it was a slap.
In a way, it kinda makes sense. Why risk breaking a hand in a punch that lands square on bone when you can deliver a knockout with an open hand. Rock the head hard enough and the brain will smash against the inside of the skull and your target will go down the same.

>>76297653
It's pretty normal, guy. In fact, having enemies after high school indicates you're a fucking sperg who hasn't grown up.

>>76296983 (OP)
I work nights at a kmart and have had a large number of crackheads, hobos and other junkies square up to me (literally 4 hours ago in fact) but it's never become violent. Seen a few knives and saw someone else get stabbed and one security guard get deoderant flamethrowered but never ended up on me.

This is the kind of shit I witnessed that made me start lifting but it's literally never been important on a physical level. The self confidence lifting gave me has helped I reckon though crackheads and especially young little shitcunt shoplifters tend to back down when you aren't intimidated by them

I was a bouncer for 5 years while I was a college student, so yes. Other than that, I did 2 amateur fights at my MMA gym and used to fight with my brothers all the time. That was years ago though. I’m 30 now.

>>76297557
fighting gave you insecurities? because you got bitched out and punked and didn't actually fight?

>>76296983 (OP)
>black
Hes absolutely larping. Ive met hoodrats who can barely speak in complete sentences claim to be valedictorians. Low income blacks lie alot

>>76296983 (OP)
>American
nigger
>Australian
White
decided before it even began

>>76296986
>>76298037
Real men get others to fill and carry out those roles.

>>76297267
I never faced poverty or grew up in Eastern Europe.

>>76296983 (OP)
lmao that was a really shitty punch/slap too. He's a big guy for me.

>>76296983 (OP)
That reaction time tho

>>76296983 (OP)
yeah have been in few but real violent fights with knives and blunt objects so now i have concussion from getting bottled 3 times and cool ass scar on head lil disfigured lips broken nose and broken teeth. so i don't recommend it

>>76296983 (OP)
7 fights in total
6 in elementary school, 1 in highschool

won a fair bit, lost a fair bit
generally not worth it, sometimes unavoidable

I don't count fights before age 15, those are not real. Never been in a fight after that and never even been punched in the face lol
Sometimes i'll just press my knuckles on my chin, orbital bone, nose and just think "damn getting punched hard probably hurts a lot"

>>76296983 (OP)
got punched in the face like three times in my life
it wasnt so bad as I expected to be honestly, maybe those werent that great of a punch

I lost every fight in my entire life
Not counting high school, here are the fights i had when i was in the army (mandatory service):
fight number one, i refuse to wash some dude's dirty laundry, he pushes me across bunk beds, climbs on top of me and starts punching my head, i can't do shit about it
fight number two, (probably) mentally retarded kid takes me down on the ground then pins me down face to the ground, i had to submit
fight number three, a fucking nigger disrespects me, punch him right in his retarded fucking face, he takes me down on the ground, a group of guys around us break the fight before it even began

that's kinda it

>>76296983 (OP)
Hard pills for martialartfags to swallow, but you are not untouchable. Any fairly athletic person can pose a danger to you. A puncher's chance is a real thing. Sometimes you just get caught.

>>76298628
This. Also to sometimes fuck our wives. Base caveman nonsense not befitting gentlemen.

>>76299403
>puncher's chance
yeah but I specc'ed into DEX so I have a higher chance? The other guy wouldn't even be able to land a blow on me.

>>76297071
Majority of fights go to the ground.

>>76298939
I lived a shameful criminal degenerate lifestyle throughout my 20s, and got into brawls on occasion.
In my experience, getting punched, especially with your blood up, doesn't hurt much at all. I more heard the crack of it in my head and if it was a nasty punch it was more of a why isn't my body listening to me situation. Definitely sore the next day.
The exception to this is getting hit in the liver. Man I'd rather get hit in the face a few times than take another liver critical hit.

>>76296983 (OP)
Racist bouncer

>>76296983 (OP)
Marines lost against low iq cousin marriying goat fucking in cheap sandals and 2nd hand ak47s

>>76297071
True

>>76298939
>>76298950
It honestly doesn’t really hurt, adrenaline takes all the pain away. It just kind of stuns you for a second if you aren’t used to it

>>76297089
This, just bloatmax if you want to win fights, or move to a good neighborhood if you have a brain.
>>76298317
Move out of the nighetto bro

Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as fuck so I started going out and just fighting people. I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to high school kids and now I’m picking fights with grown men. I even have a nemesis. I beat up the same guy a couple times, found out where he works so I catch him off guard after he gets off work. He’s been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve. Dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me. My life is so much more exciting now am I crazy for doing this?

>>76299604
>in my experience, getting punched, especially with your blood up, doesn't hurt much at all
Not a tough guy but been in a few fights. You're absolutely right. Once the adrenaline is flowing punches to the face don't really hurt. Day after is a different story.

>>76299949
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>76299949
Are you black

>>76299949
Please be real.

>>76296983 (OP)
I love these threads. Just watch all these self-proclaimed alpha males and sigmas pussy out and start talking about "muh civilized attitude, muh maturity" or "muh guns".

If you haven't won at least one real fight in you're life, you are a fucking bitch.

I knocked a nigger out 4 months ago, broke two noses 3 weeks ago and knocked a wog out just this sunday passed. White aussie bouncer

>>76300107
it's a copypasta, but i'm guessing it had to be real originally

>>76299403
MMAfags understand this, it's bjj faggots who are delusional and have an ego because they don't train like that

>>76297189
Literally every /fit/ thread (or 4chan thread for that matter) is inorganic and bunch of bulllshit meant to distract us

>>76299949
kino

>>76296986
Caveman behavior is based.

Niggers aren't though.

>>76300272
you ever knocked up a deepwater jew?

Only nigs, druggies, or mental cases(but I repeat myself) start street fights because its about boosting their low self-esteem and having nothing to lose.

Yeah, I've won a few but honestly wish I could have just avoided the groid instead. I've got nothing to prove, I've actually acc9mplished something with my life.

>>76299403
Yah, sure, but the bouncer probably actually trains while the marine just learned some basic drills and maybe how to apply a RNC in a seminar once or some shit.

>>76296986
nerds like you deserve to be stuffed in a locker

>>76300319
It's only based if you're neutralizing a threat, otherwise its just mental illness. I've only beat up a mexican who would walk by my street a little too often

Street fights are cringe unless it's in self-defense. All fights are cringe unless you are willing to go for the kill.

>>76300341
What a gay faggot thing to say. Don't try so hard to be cool

>>76299949
>am I crazy for doing this?
Yes, yes you are. You absolute nutjob.

>>76299403
Unless you're fighting someone naturally gifted with swinging, its the easiest shit in the world to see noobies punching because they have 0 comprehension of range and they telegraph everything

>>76299949
>there are people on this board young enough to not instantly recognize this pasta

I got mugged by some dude on campus once (just punched me in the face and ran off) then shortly after that I tried to steal a pack of cigarettes from like, these huge ginger dude working a 711 in the shittiest part of town and he stomped me pretty good in the parking lot.
Don't be homeless on drugs lol.

>>76299949
i got back with my ex gf 1 month ago because she was reaching me all the time and i eventually gave in and we fucked and we had been having a great time since then. Had the best birthday with her. She told me on the space of 5 months she didn't fuck anyone which is true but she was hanging out with the other neighbor almost every day she told me but nothing to worry about. 3 days ago when we walked the dogs the other guy appeared and i didn't say hi because i was on a phone call and she proceeded to defend him that i did 'wrong' for not saying hi. 2 Days ago she kept tallking about the guy and i started smelling something fishy so i went through her messages with him: When she was single she was sending him photos with her underwear, the other guy wasn't making a move and she was upset and she was telling him 'why don't you touch me'. She was constantly at his place for coffee and drinks almost everyday . That didn't bother me because she was single and i had her blocked from everywhere and this is now where it gets spooky.
The guy texted her last night and he said:
>Your anon is mad because i have better face than him,
>Yeah you are prettier but he has better body than you
>Anon is clearly in love with you and i don't want to get his heart broken, but can i touch your ass for one last time? he will not find out
And the bitch put some smileys in there and she told him: when i kissed you you said it's pointless, are you jealous now?
And he was telling her that i'm a simp and that he can't be jelous of me and that I’m clearly in love with her
The funny thing? I didn't give a fuck or send her a single message in the last 5 months. In the last month she was the one who was simping me. Do I keep fucking or dumb her?

Imagine getting knocked out with a slap.
The bouncer even looked shocked that was all it took.

>>76299403
You're replying to the OP's post like the nig in it was some force recon killing machine and not a truck driver or cook pretending he's hot shit

>>76296983 (OP)
That fist was coming right from Brisbane, how come the trained killer didn't see it?

>>76298962
>fight number two, (probably) mentally retarded kid
>retarded kid
>kid
Also, you didn't learn how to protect you ass in the military? What the fuck did you do besides being someone's bitch?

At my last “fight”, someone I didn't know stood next to me in a bar and said something. I couldn't understand a word he was saying and I leaned over and he just sucker punched me. The two bartenders jumped over the bar and grabbed me before I could do anything and told us to take it outside. I said, “Hell yeah, let's go,” but for some reason they decided to only kick me out and not the guy who punched me. I waited outside for him, but when he finally came out, he was surrounded by 5 guys who pushed him past me. I think the bar guys knew him and wanted to protect him, which worked, I guess.

>>76300272
Im curious. How do bouncers get away with this legally? Don't people press charges?

>>76300819
Maybe it works different in the US but bouncers in Aus have security certifications and are exempt from certain liabilities (assuming the use of force was called for). So attacking one essentially means equal or greater force can be used, but never weapons of any kind.
Something else that also happened during COVID was that attacking retail workers (like McDonalds, grocery stores, pharmacies etc) had new protections put in where it's a serious offense to assault them.

Essentially, FAFO is law.

>>76300819
This guy in particular won't get away with it unless he can prove he felt his life was legitimately threatened which in this case the "threat" being words from a drunk person who had been kicked out and had not touched or even appears to have going in for contact will not pass as a legitimate threat.

>>76300819
>>76300843
>>76300883
He got 3 months hard time and 9 months home detention. Not bad for getting to knock out a nog.

>>76300316
What's it like to impregnate a deepwater jew woman?

Captcha: V4GNA

>>76300819
Because it's generally some drunk asshole's word against 8-12+ stone sober staff members who are already on a first name basis with all of the late shift local cops.

>>76296986
Yes, that's why you should do it.

>>76299543
Yeah because one guy gets knocked out.

>>76300819
>How do bouncers get away with this legally?
It's legal.

>Wow you mean I can beat on some guy threatening me and the club when I'm a security guy?
Yes. That's kinda the job description.

>>76296983 (OP)
kek blacks are so weak

>>76299543
I wonder what retard invented that myth
Was it Gracie?

>>76300534
Dumb her, retard.

>>76296986
Society rewards caveman behavior more than it does civilized behavior nowadays. The punishment for excessive caveman behavior is greater, though.

>>76301894
Which society? The underclass? Fighting is for poor people, anon. If you're even hanging out somewhere where this kind of thing happens it's because you're broke.

>>76296983 (OP)
Yes, but not for several years now. iirc, the last time I actually had to fight was when I was 12 or 13. Ended with the other guy crippled for life (multiple fractures in his right elbow), and me having enough of a reputation to last me until the end of school.
Everything after that, I could solve with bluffing, suckerpunching or leaving before things turned south. Not that there were many dangerous situations in my adult life to begin with, as I'm not picking fights without reason.

>>76299604
>getting hit in the liver
I fought with a friend when i was 12-13, it was going well until he pushed me and kicked me with terrible technique, but it went right in the liver with the ball of the foot.
I had no idea why i instantly fell on the ground in agony. Years later i knew i had experience the mighty liver shot lol

>>76298496
Did you also sell drugs lol? The muscular bouncers were also drug dealers too.

>>76301922
In modern society, it became poor people shit............. but back then nobles had duels and shit.

>>76301455
smells fishy if you know what I mean

>>76296983 (OP)
Why do Americans buckle under the might of Anglo bulls?

>>76299705
Haha true what a bunch of bitches

>work in psych/behavioral health
>deal with schizos, bipolar pt's who are manic, and people geeked out on meth
>they can hit us, but we can't hit them, have to wrestle/grapple mostly
>been punched in the face, bit, kicked, spit on, but never stopped what I was doing
>it is interesting at times, but I'm planning my exit so I don't have to be a punching bag for the homeless drug addicts anymore

>>76297267
I was in all honors and AP classes, nobody I knew fought or had any reason to fight it was always the brown kids fighting.

>>76299403
>ive never done carpentry but I bet I can saw better than the guy who does woodworking all his life
>ive never fished but I bet I can fish better than the man who spends every weekend on the boat fishing
>ive never done welding but I bet Im better at it than that welder

>>76296983 (OP)
Only once. It was against some asshole that just got on leave from the army or some shit, I didn't know him but my friends did. He randomly tried choking me at a party so I choked him back and roughed him up so hard that I lost all my lifelong friends and they never wanted to see me or do anything with me ever again.

>>76303675
Based. Normalfags are hostile retards, that was a win

>>76303688
It doesn't really feel like a win now that I'm an adult whose only friends either smoke weed 24/7 or masturbate to children.

>>76296983 (OP)
>american marine
add it to the list

>>76303694
Then don't be their friend. You lost a bunch of "friends" for sticking up for yourself, think about it. You dodged a bullet

>>76303703
Just rot away as a muscular autistic man completely alone then? That's your solution? I liked the normal people, they weren't fucking losers like the ones I'm with now. I just scared them too much or something, it's not their fault. It's my fault.

>>76296983 (OP)
Posted in the last thread with this question, but here's the short version
>wrestle in college
>move to new apartment
>take trash out
>apparently neighbor has made himself building security
>neighbor comes running up to me screaming that I "don't have permission" to put things in the dumpster
>gets in my face screaming that if he sees me again he'll beat me to death
>turns into shoving match
>get high single leg
>neighbor has terrible balance and falls backwards on his own
>hits his head and passes out
>never confronts me again
He got evicted for punching the landlord's brother a year later doing the same shit.

>>76300534
>do I keep or dump this girl that doesn't respect me in the slightest and lives directly next to a rival
Tune her out, fuck her brains out, and look for an escape plan to go single or start lining up somebody else. 3 months max

>>76296986
By the nigger

>>76301922
You'll find even in the white collar environment that the pushy mean people willing to take advantage of others are the ones that rise to the top.

>>76296986
Conflict no. Posturing yes.

>>76296983 (OP)
During the covid lockdowns a homeless camp started growing near my apartment, and as it got bigger their begging got more and more aggressive. They started blocking cars from leaving driveways, started demanding "tolls" from people trying to drive down the street, and would steal people's phones and bags while screaming that the person "stole" it from them. If someone called the cops they'd disappear into their encampment and be back at it as soon as the cops left.
Usually I would just push past them when they tried their "YOU STOLE MY BAG!" scam, but one guy grabbed my arm so I punched him. Turned into a bad boxing match where I got a black eye and a broken nose, but I got lucky when I punched him and he hit his head against a tree and got knocked out. His friends had called the cops, but when it was clear the cops weren't buying the bullshit story about a stolen bag he started claiming the cops were the ones who hit him "for no reason" while his friends recorded it.
Ended up having to the prosecutors office for a deposition a few months later because he was trying to sue the city and stuck to the story that I wasn't even there and the cops just randomly started beating him on the street.

>>76296986
Yes, but that's expected of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children